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damn i forgot to post here oops
#metallica#james hetfield#lars ulrich#metallica art#metallica fanart#shitpot#digital art#bowl art#they’re idiots
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Kaz: its time...for the biggest bet of the year
Inej: first one to say an innuendo, dirty joke or comment, loses, even a subtle one
Nina: loser will face a terrible punishment
Wylan : attend to Alys´s piano recital
Jesper: anyone can lose...
(pause)
Jesper: okay, its not going to be Matthias
Matthias: coming from you, i don't know if its an insult or a compliment. But you are right, you in exchange won't last even three minutes
Inej: story of your life...
"everyone gasps"
Inej:...we are not in the game yet,right? I am not the first one to lose on the same game Nina and Jesper are competing, right?
Kaz: no no, we hadn't finished the countdown
"everyone nods"
Kaz: alright, three...two...one...now it begins!
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Matthias: don't worry Nina, i won't want you to lose. So i won't give you a hard time
"Nina covers her mouth"
Matthias: sorry, i didn't mean to do that
Nina: Don't say "do that!"
Matthias: oh for Djel,Nina! I am trying to help you but its pretty hard when your mind its so deep in the gutter....
Matthias: okay, i hard myself , you have a point
Nina: thats it, i am moving out. I love you but i can't go to Aly´s recital and come back alive, you are too much of an easy prey. Please let me know as soon as someone loses.
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Wylan: you want me to do what?
Matthias: please,Jesper will probably lose first anyway. So the sooner it happens the sooner she´ll come back so we may as well make him lose. Come on, Jesper annoys and pushes your buttons all the time, this is the perfect time to get back at him.
Wylan: But i am not so vindictive that i would make my own beloved boyfriend lose.
Matthias:
Wylan:
"both burst into laughter"
Wylan: yeah, that was the worst lie i´ve ever said
Click to see the loser (meaning the loser of the game, not meaning Kaz the permanent loser)
Matthias: come on Jesper, you know you are going to lose anyway , i want Nina to come soon
Jesper getting a nervous tick : you are not going to break me... no matter how ha...dificult it is to not make fun of you
Wylan: oh poor baby, you look stressed. Do you want to do something fun? Do you want to go and blow up some stuff? you know you like blowing up things with me, lets blow things together!
Jesper starts sweating
Wylan: aww you are sweating? but its not that hot...is it really that hot here?
Jesper: fuck you
Wylan: thats your job
"everyone gasps"
Wylan: no...no...NOOOOOOOOOO!
#netflix shadow and bone#six of crows#leigh bardugo#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#grishaverse#nina zenik#crooked kingdom#inej ghafa#shitpot#grishaverse shitpost#six of crows shitpost
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there's 3 types of reactions to airplane's literature:
the cucumber reaction: PORN WHAT PORN?! WHERE'S THE PLOT, BASTARD?!
the binghe reaction: SHIZUN TEACH ME FROM THIS BOOK! *shen yuan starts to teach him the plot*
the mobei reaction: *violently shaking airplane like it will exorcise him* WHO ARE YOU?!
#careful mobei your own bae is the haunting spirit#poor airplane#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mobei jun#luo Binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#svsss#moshang#bingqiu#scum villain self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#crack#shitpot#danmei
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yk sometimes i see or hear someone talking about httyd irl and my brain just goes:
🫵🏻 😃
#shitpot#httyd shitpost#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fandom#httyd movies#httyd rtte#race to the edge#httyd race to the edge#rtte#hiccup haddock#httyd franchise#toothless#httyd meme
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Historically accurate Jazz
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Derivakats song Win It All if it was about Decked Out 2: I'll take the crowns and the coins, i can win it all
#viky stuff#shitpot#hermitcraft#hcs9#decked out 2#derivakat#both decked out and derivakat start with de have you ever thought about that
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#for a 4’’9 asian#I have ungodly levels of blood lust#beLOVEd mutuals#my art#shitpot#mainly my close mutuals from my friend Satanic’s server#those silly goobers <3
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(imma just post my brainfarts I keep putting on my insta stories here too, so u have to suffer like my insta audience)
You ever just, get a sentence or joke stuck in your head, like you would a song? Just constantly repeating, like someone was insistent you get the joke?
Anyways, the horrible joke that keeps looping in my brain:
Vash: Trigun? Oh, yes, I have three guns, right here!
*flexes left arm
Vash: And here!
*flexes right arm
Meryl: And where is the third?
Vash: *mischieveous smirk
*looks down at his crotch
Meryl: You're such a disgusting man
#trigun#joke#shitpot#brainfart#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#you cant tell me og vash wouldnt pull shit like that
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there's a giant moth in my living room there's a giant moth in my living room there's a giant moth in my living room there's a giant moth in my living room there's a giant moth in my living room there's a giant moth in my living room THERE'S A GIANT MOTH IN MY LIVING ROOM
#HELP#fyp#fypツ#memes#tumblr fyp#explorepage#funny#explore#hilarious#fypage#foryou#meme#dumb shit#shitpot#shitposting
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i love likebombing my mutuals lmao get serotonin idiot >:))))))
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youtube
#shipost#memes#shitposting#dank memes#dankest memes#funny memes#lol memes#alien memes#shitpost#shitposts#shitpot#art#space art#alien#alien meme#memez#joke#lolz#funny videos#meme templates#meme template#template#templates#meme video#my art#artwork#small artist#trippy art#trippy#Youtube
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fishlout version
#not necessarily the ship#but it can be if you want idc#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fandom#httyd rtte#httyd franchise#httyd meme#httyd shows#httyd shitpost#shitpot#httyd edit#snotlout jorgenson#fishlegs ingerman#race to the edge#httyd race to the edge#rtte#snotlout#snotlout snotlout oi oi oi#fishlout
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I love picking the objectory wrong choice on polls. Sorry man I gotta pick my borbos even if I’m lying to me and the rest of the world, I’m too committed
#it’s 4:30#pm#I have not slept since yesterday#i need to be put out of my misery#i can’t stop laughing#and reacting to insane shit out loud#i’m nauseous#and losing it#shit post#shitposting#shitpot#tumblr polls
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I can never use "I'll run away" as a way of getting out of things bc I have run away before and my parents dont like it
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draw cas pie <- cas as a pie 🥧
castiel 🥕 if he was a pie 🥧
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