#shits outta pocket

[jordanlihive]

I know most of us have agreed that Jordan is deserving of that number one spot but lowkey I’m glad.. keep them tf away from the seven and homelanders crazy ass 😭

#Jordan li #homelander would say some outta pocket shit about/to Jordan and it’d piss me off

[cupcakeinat0r]

Me to Miguel when I’m on a cut (lower calorie intake)

#this is so Gymrat!Miguel coded #I can imagine us after a workout together n then me being me I’d say som outta pocket shit like this #Gymrat!miguel #miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara meme #atsv miguel

[lavnderkiwi]

I thought y'all were joking when you said Astarion stans were pissed at Wyll for making the rat joke

(This just recently popped up on my ig reels like not even 4 minutes ago but these comments were just ??? to me)

((Edit: also i know its supposed to be positive week for Wyll but i had to get my opinion out on these comments cause i like ranting on this account))

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #astarion #all the times astarion said some outta pocket shit to one of the other companions or to npc's?? #unhinged ass part of the fandom istg #lavnder rants

[bbonbonss]

✹ zero concept of personal space ✹ (lanky buggy belongs to @cerebrusdean)

#helluva oc #helluva boss oc #growley #crowley #grendal #a #gren treats crowely like his personal jungle gym #hes basically one of those animals that is symbiotic #he used to be mute so i always have the cute thought that since they were both comfortably quiet together that they got their own way #of communicating thru silence type thing <:3c which i always enjoy thinking about #tho gren is a lil shit so he's a bit outta pocket #anyway hes crowleys love bug he never fucking asked for #but a love bug who asks before love buggin <3

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🏳️‍🌈Just tasting your bro for the vibes🏳️‍🌈

#Wes and Sam wanna taste the rainbow but it sure as shit ain't a bag of Skittles #they've got a thing with tongues man idk😏😏😏 #I'm not gonna say they've tongued each other down before... but the vibes are fucking there lmao #don't mind me. I know sometimes I get outta pocket when I crawl out of my WeSam hole. It's all in good fun people. #I just wanna know how fucking long Sam was slurping Wes' hair like linguini bcuz each photo from that shoot the boy was slurping that hair #Wes Borland #Sam Rivers #WeSam #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #down the rabbit hole

[redhead-reporter]

if i've written you 3+ starters over the last few weeks/months and you've never replied to any of them? please don't request any more. i won't be writing them.

i get it, not all starters work for the people who receive them. not all muses cooperate when we want them to - sometimes they hyperfixate on certain people or threads and you just can't summon the spoons for new stuff with people you don't know as well. you can ALWAYS come to me when that happens, i'm never gonna rush you or be offended. but i put a lot of heart and soul into everything i put out for people, especially starter calls since the EXCITEMENT of people wanting to interact with me is a huge motivator ... and nothing is a bigger muse killer than getting indifferent radio silence as an answer.

you don't "owe" anyone your responses or replies, you're not a content farm but ... don't request time and time again that people pour effort into you if you don't have any intention of returning the favor

#a little salt & sadness for your sunday #idk i hesitate to put stuff like this on the dash bc the rpc has had some outta pocket responses to vulnerability lately but #i deserve to protect my peace as much as anyone #º ✧ 。 i’m still out but i’ll grab some stuff at the store ooc shit

[mihai-florescu]

Happy elements: so, what are the plans for the climax events?

Akira: inheritance disputes

Happyele: ok ok good. For which unit?

Akira: yes.

#funny thing is. i was just talking about the universal romanian experience of having an inheritance dispute in the family #with my roommate 2 days ago #do you think we can still get undead climax in romania where rei has to settle some family drama #please #akira i know you want to write some outta pocket shit in transylvania so badly

[coulsart]

I love to look thru my old posts. Unmedicated Tab was deranged..........

#blabbababa #so much outta pocket shit ASDKFSDJFKDFSJ #medications ironed me out frfr #some of the posts are funny as hell tho ngl #but ofc some are extremely cringe(neg)

[ifyougoillfollow]

the thing to remember about Kayama Nemuri AKA Midnight is that she is, above all, a Freak.

she may be a good, caring person, a solid pro hero and teacher, and an amazing friend, but before she is any of that, she is a giant, unapologetic kinky Weirdo, and also kind of a bitch.

this is the only thing that saves her from being your standard, run-of-the-mill Mom Friend/Big Sis female character trope. yes, being the mom friend/big sis to the rooftop boys is an important part of her characterization - and make no mistake, i adore that aspect of her - but it is not the only part of her. if it was, she wouldn't be nearly as interesting in my honest (and correct) opinion.

so will she look after those boys? of course she will, if she must. will she do it without also being pushy, kinda mean, and/or real fucking weird about it? forget about it. where's the fun in that?

#this post + my earlier midnight rb spam brought to you by tonight's writing session #was working on yet another nem helps mic sort his shit out scene (my specialty if i do say so myself) #but for some reason was just not feeling it. like something was missing it felt kinda stale ngl #until i remembered - oh right. she's a freak. #so i had her pull some truly outta pocket freakery before she agreed to help and just like that i'm having the time of my life #instant favorite scene of the fic hands down and the fic's not even about nem and mic #(fake dating teen emic fic for those wondering) #anyway #don't mind me just ramblin' #kayama nemuri #bnha midnight #rooftop gang

[takecareluv]

“STOP” 😭

#jack harlow #it’s so funny when he reads signs at shows . some of the shit y’all write is so outta pocket 😭 i love it

[dabislittlemouse]

Burnt raisin am I? I should put you over my knee and spank you silly for that one doll. Although you’d like that wouldn’t you? And what a pervert you are. Staring at me while I’m half naked. I guess it’s okay since it’s you. I’ll make sure to put on a show just for you babydoll~

After all I can’t go disappointing my wife now can I?

HUH-

Wait..I mean.. in a sense that.. yk *panic*

#husband 💍 #my Dabi #HE IS BACK I WAS UNPREPARED WTF #WHY IS HE ALWAYS BACK WHEN I SAY OUTTA POCKET SHIT LMAO #don’t call me out like that sir I’m just a girl #am i in danger

[minor-dot-inconvenience]

Tempted to make an Arnold Revival au where 03 Casey’s dad somehow falls out of heaven and gets to reunite with his family except he’s become like 3x as unhinged

Casey: “So what was heaven like dad?”

Arnold: “Boring. As fuck. I’d rather go to hell than go back there it was so boring.”

Casey: “Dad! You can’t say that!”

Arnold: “Oh whats God gonna do smite me? Im already dead. Him and his pompous ass heaven can suck my—“

Casey: “DAD!”

#Yeah I think Arnold would find heaven TOO perfect and get bored because theres no challenges #I just really love stone cold characters who say the most outta pocket shit #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #tmnt 2003 #2003 casey jones #casey jones 2003 #tmnt casey #tmnt casey jones #casey jones tmnt #arnold casey jones sr

[merwynsartblog]

i got apple

#merwyn outta pocket shit #<- my random posts that makes no sense tag

[ilovepedro]

i am going to be a guest on a podcast next month and i am going to piss so many people off

#what outta pocket shit am i going to say #i already know the male listeners are going to hate me #good though #hehehe

[donthugmeimscared]

If u ever feel bad abt not having a good or stable relationship w yr mother just know I defensively called my mom "bro" w my whole ass chest the last time we fought

#she said and i quote “im not one of your little friends on the street dont call me bro” 💀 #it took everything in me to not crack tf up even though we were in the middle of a rly heated argument idk why that was so funny to me 😭 #imagine saying that shit to ur 27 y/o daughter who hasnt even lived w u for 5+ years and doesnt rely on u for anything 😭 #shit was so randomly outta pocket lmfaooo #thoughts #estranged parents #estranged mother #narcissistic parents #narcissistic mother #narcissisticrecovery

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🎤Wes' very short lived rap career🎤

"I got all the bitches cuz I'm so funny"

(he ain't wrong there)

#I swear he was on one when he recorded this. Then again this pales in comparison to the fuel behind the Big Dumb Face discography. #I'm torn between: #“Wes this just ain't it boo” #and #“This is the most we-make-fun-of-ourselves Limp Bizkit shit and it's fucking GENIUS” #but it does make you appreciate some of the outta pocket lyrics Fred has come up with just a little more #I'd love to see DJ Lethal bust out this track now during a show and present day Wes perform it #that would be fucking hysterical #I can already see Fred half-laughing and half-encouraging Wes on from across the stage #LIMP-BIZKIT-SNAKE-IN-YOUR-FACE-2K23 #MAKE IT HAPPEN FELLAS #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Song: Snake In Your Face #(Bonus Track) #Album: Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water #down the rabbit hole