Kausgammamon:I bet you play online poker in assless chaps! UDRA IMPLUSE!
Kausgammamon swoops down noise first trying to strike the Shoutmon who quickly jump away with a yelp.
Shoutmon:What the hell are you talking about! You hop on our boat and started attack me!
Before Kausgammamon could reply back a door near the bathroom of the ship swung open. Out walk SymbareAngoramon and he smiles as if recognizing the Blue Digimon.
SymbareAngoramon:Kausgammamon!
Kausgammamon:Oh?
SymbareAngoramon:Kaus, it been too long. What the hell are you doing here?
Kausgammamon: "Oh, me? I'm on a trip to the cosmos...in my mind."
SymbareAngoramon "Yeah, we get it, you're on peyote. Where the hell's Betelgammamon?"
Kausgammamon "Oh, him! ...He's still on the ship. We can go say hi to him if you want. HEY! Betel! We got guests! Show some fuckin' respect!
Betelgammamon is blue and injured on the deck, a hole in his stomach that looks to be the same size as Kaus' noise. Kausgammamon growled, shaking his head.
Kausgammamon: You lazy piece of shit."
Both Kaus and SymbareAngoramon jump on the ship. SymbareAngoramon puts his hand on
Betelgammamon "SymbareAngoramon, is that you?"
SymbareAngoramon "Yeah Betel, I'm here. What happened?"
Betelgammamon: "A week ago, this motherfucker smoked twelve ounces of peyote and then stabbed me."
Kausgammamon "HEY! Shut the fuck up about that!"
Betelgammamon: "He's been high ever since."
Kausgammamon: "You better shut the fuck up before I dip my testicles in your mouth again."
Betelgammamon:"SymbareAngoramon, please. He's crazy."
Kausgammamon: *stuffs his junk into Betelgammamon a wide smile on his face.* "WOOOOOO!"
Betelgammamon "SymbareAngoramon! Help!"
The rabbit digimon gasped and shoved Kaus off his brother
SymbareAngoramon: "Kaus, get off him!"
Kausgammamon "Gyahh, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."
SymbareAngoramon: "Dude, he's turning blue. What the hell have you been feeding him?"
Kausgammamon: "I've been giving him testicle sandwiches for like a week!"
SymbareAngoramon: "...Kaus, you can't satiate someone's nutritional values on nutsack!"
All kausgammamon did was stare blankly at SymbareAngoramon as if he was stupid.
SymbareAngoramon: "Alright. Flotia not too far from here."
Kausgammamon: "My nuts have all kinds of nutritional value."
SymbareAngoramon: (genuine disbelief)"Holy shit, dude!"
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(this is about FeiSaru the ship)
Lately I've been drawing so many emotional issues between them, yes, that's great and I love doing it, I love talking about how rotten and at the same time beautiful the relationship is but sometimes I feel like I'm hurting myself doing that, it's stupid, I know.
If artblock allows me, I would like to draw comfort, not a single measly thought in their heads, just a lot of comfort, warm, cozy things, they being clingy, stupid, in love, HAPPY.
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hyunjin is so pretty
hes such a hopeless romantic too
looking at him brings me joy
I just love him sm
god its like 4 am and im almost crying looking at some random korean guy on the internet because I feel lonely and under-accomplished
lets not forget the fact im listening laufey too
just adds to atmosphere
i literlaly post for no one
I hope someone reads this
like if anyone cares about my shitpost but yk
makes me feel a bit relevant atleast
its like almost 5 am too and I havent slept
my left eye keeps hurting too idk whats happening
i hate summer
im so incredibly bored
i have no what so ever money either to spend
idk if I even like rotting away
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"For the conclusion to the Brady's exciting adventure at the grand cannon, join us next week at this same time!"
My brother: no- nO- NOOOOOOO-
Me: (his name) . . .
My brother: oh yeah... DVD...
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