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shittysawtraps · 2 days ago
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Hello, Jared, 19. The instructions to escape this room are written on the paper in front of you. Good luck.
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cavesandcats · 2 days ago
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I've never seen a saw flick. Never will. Anyway, I made a quiz go nuts
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jevilspamton · 6 months ago
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-jigsaw voice- hello, zach. you have had a history of shutting down neurodivergent people with innocent interests and being ableist. in front of you is a laptop with a prerecorded video of your friend infodumping to the camera about webkinz. if the device planted in your skull detects an abnormal increase of negative or hateful thoughts in your brain, the restraints around your arms and legs will grow tighter and tighter per each detected thought until your bones break. will you fall prey to your own oppressive outlook on those who are different from you? or will you thoughtfully listen to daniel talk about dr mayor quack's history? the choice is yours.
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bloodizombie · 3 months ago
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mnyehlike · 6 months ago
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Hello Tobias Fox. Eleven years ago today, you produced a song entitled "The Baby Is You", but are we really sure you are the baby, given your histories with your work? I have poisoned you. In front of you is 50 bottles of formula. One contains the antidote, another contains the key to leave this room.
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wild-zamboni · 3 months ago
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@shittysawtraps ya know how jigsaw made all those little dioramas of the traps he makes? I love the mental image of some of the dioramas for shitty traps would be. I wish I could draw it lol but I lack the skills. There is one about hens that is especially funny to think about the little diorama lol
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lzrdprsn · 6 months ago
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saw trap that's just going to american public highschool
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shittysawtraps · a day ago
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Hello, CinemaSins. Your head is currently located in a reverse bear trap. You have 15 minutes to shut the fuck up about "foreshadowing" and "realism" or I will ensure 30 seconds of logos will play before your funeral next week. The clock ... is ... ticking.
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shittysawtraps · 21 hours ago
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Hello, shittysawtraps. You claim that your saw traps are shitty, but in reality they are complete genius. In front of you is a small chocolate cake made with premium Dutch fudge. If you finally admit that you are undeniably epic, you get to eat the cake. If you don´t, thats fine you can go home and take half the cake. Make your choice.
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shittysawtraps · 2 days ago
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Hello Steve, you are a germaphobe who complains when people don't correctly wash their hands or sanitize when they need to. No- I'm not punishing you. No matter how annoying you may be, you care about your life and others. No, you're helping with my traps. More importantly, the person in front of you. See- they don't understand proper hygiene for the kitchen, so imma need you to put out the hygiene stuff. I also supplied you with gloves.
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shittysawtraps · a day ago
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Hello Hoffman, in front of you is a table, I am sat at it. It's time for your quarterly performance review.
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shittysawtraps · 2 days ago
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Hello, cartoonist Jon Arbuckle. Before you are three drawn pictures of your cat, Garfield. They are each drawn in a horrific style that illustrates your untimely demise. Pick one of the three, and make a comic featuring that piece as the first panel. You have five panels to make it make sense, and the art styles better match! If you don't succeed, your fate will match one of the other two pages'.
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shittysawtraps · a day ago
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*the tape just starts up with a video of Billy fortnight dancing as Carmeldansen plays in the background*
*the room starts flooding with human blood*
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shittysawtraps · 14 hours ago
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Hello, founders of the Squid Game. You guys are just copy killers, you know that right? In this room I planted a bomb. Get fucked, posers.
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shittysawtraps · 17 hours ago
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Hello thief, i want to play a game. For years you've broken into old buildings and abandoned warehouses looking for anything of remote value. But now after coming across my lair its time for you to break out. The room you're in is devoid of windows, water and food. One of the million identical keys piled in front of you will open the exit. you have as long as you want to escape.
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shittysawtraps · a month ago
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H-hewwo mister obama. When I was dwowning you refuwsed to hewp me!! you told me to pewish!!! Not anymore, Mr Obama. You're the one who feews the surface of the water lapping at you.
Inside this woom is a key. It is buried under the concrete floor. You have a swedgehammer. Howevew, this woom is awso slowwly fiwwing with water!
Wiw you find the strength to save youwsewf, Mr Obama? Or wiw you, as you put it, "pewish"?
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shittysawtraps · 7 months ago
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Hello Karen. You constantly misgender your son. If you don't correctly identify each pride flag shown within five minutes, the automatic turret will misidentify you as a target.
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shittysawtraps · 2 months ago
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Hello David. You claim to be unwilling to date any girl who uses pronouns. Before you is a middle school English grammar test. You must get full marks, or I will pronouns you dead. You have thirty minutes.
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shittysawtraps · a month ago
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hello bethany. in seventh grade you said you wanted a gay best friend but when i told you i liked girls you said that was, and i quote, "grody". that really hurt my feelings ok and i never mentioned it again for years but then i found out that in hannah's sleepover you tried to kiss rachel, and melanie also overheard you talking about how you don't even like your current boyfriend that much and avoid kissing him when you can. in front of you are many pamphlets and resources about comphet, figuring out your sexuality and getting over internalized homophobia. you can leave when you've read them all, you don't even have to do anything or have it figured out to leave i just want you to know you have options. please ignore the blade chest over there that was from another trap but i didn't have time to clean im really sorry i've just been very busy lately so i'm running behind on schedule. anyways your time starts now.
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shittysawtraps · a month ago
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Hello John, or should I say the Apple executive who decided Tumblr had to ban certain tags. In front of you is a computer opened to your email. We have posted your email on Tumblr, so your inbox is full of Tumblr users’ complaints about the recent tag purge. We have also added a new program to your computer, which will cause the comically large anvil you see above you to fall on your head if you use one of the words in any of the banned tags. You do not get a list. You have two hours to answer all of the email complaints. Will you gaslight your way out of gatekeeping, or did you #girl boss too close to the sun?
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