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[essieeeeeeeee]

their kitchens are the SAME, that’s adorable

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[literallyeverythingandeverything]

#shobbs liveblog

[captains-price]

Please show me Shaw doing yoga and Hobbs watching cuz I’m gay for other people being gay

#shobbs liveblog #will i draw it? probably #do i want to see fifty other renditions of it? absolutely

[omnivorousshipper]

There’s no way you’re telling me the meeting between Deckard and Madame M isn’t a sub presenting himself to his dom

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[thefuckingwarship]

I need more content about the impact of this electrocution scene because Luke could probably take it but Deckard is half his size c'mon

#GIVE ME MY HURTCOMFORT #shobbs #lexa liveblogs

[essieeeeeeeee]

Soft™

#LOOK AT HIM #LOOK AT ALL THAT SOFT #shobbs liveblog

[essieeeeeeeee]

hey uh, Hobbs, sorry to break it to you buddy, but that’s not the face of an uninterested man.

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[essieeeeeeeee]

Hattie’s moment of realization that she, too, ships her brother with that giant American.

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[essieeeeeeeee]

ya’ll are murdering me gently with all this Soft Sibling Love. ;-;

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[essieeeeeeeee]

newscasters about hobbs and shaw: THESE TWO CRIMINALS HATCHED A MASTER PLAN TOGETHER IN JAIL -

owen shaw, watching from an unknown location:

#bitch you know he dyin somewhere watching that #shobbs liveblog

[essieeeeeeeee]

I can’t stop laughing--

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[essieeeeeeeee]

“we samoans? we can handle troubles.”

shaw: i’m trouble

shaw: please handle me

#shobbs liveblog #@jonah and luke hobbs

[essieeeeeeeee]

god but I’ve wanted an au where Shaw’s the one that gets the capsules embedded in him instead since I first watched the movie, and this is making me want to write it even more.

#I mean #he was the one looking for Eteon in the beginning #asking about them in that club #he could've gotten there first ya'll #CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH #Hobbs having to protect Shaw like that #beautiful #shobbs liveblog

[essieeeeeeeee]

Brixton getting pissed at Hobbs for interrupting his speech to Shaw has such Ex Boyfriend Energy.

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[essieeeeeeeee]

that is the face of a man that is So Fucking Done With These Shaws.

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[literallyeverythingandeverything]

Luke “mountain of a man” Hobbs

Deckard “avid mountain climber” Shaw

a match made in heaven if I do say so myself...

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