#shortphobia

[neurodivenport]

forgot who posted it but i saw a post a while ago expressing confusion on how people are attracted to chase and one of the reasons was “hes short” and i cannot stop thinking about it. #shortkingsdeservelovetoo

#sooo much shortphobia on tumblr dot com smh #/j

[quietwingsinthesky]

shortphobia. that’s what killed israel hands.

#izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

[sugaaaaaaaar]

Crunchy Chip x Short Reader

(Because nobody has made it, I'm taking it into my own hands...)

Characters: Crunchy Chip (he/him), Reader(they/them)

Warnings: None unless you don't like saliva

Note's: Dang, my first fanfic and all out of spite for this shortphobia going around in this community. I thought you were better, cookie run fandom 😔

Honestly, he's surprised

He was teased by his friends, coworkers, enemies, family and thought his lover would tower over him and do the same yet here he was, staring down at you, half a head shorter than him

It's a bit of an intense stare but it's not on purpose, it's just how he naturally looks

"Is this what tall people feel like" "please you're not that tal-" "listen, I'm having a moment over here, ok?"

He knows what it feels like to be teased so he won't tease you... most of the time

Will break the kneecaps of anyone who even comments your height

You are not allowed to big spoon, not without a fight at least

He has a constant urge to protect you, even if there's no actual danger, it gets a little overbearing but you two are working on it and it's kind of cute

Ask him to lift you and you'll be spinning around like ballerina

Head pats and rubs, enough said

On his breaks, you two cuddle and sometimes even nap with the creamwolves

He likes sniffing your hair and neck since he can actually reach them you smell really nice (seriously, what shampoo do you use??)

He sometimes licks you randomly just to mess with you and then not expand upon it. You don't even have to be talking to him or be with him, he'll just sneak up and you run

"I know, Caramel Arrow, so I told him the same thing but- wuaaAAGh-!!!"

It's all fun and games until you dodge him and he almost falls over and he suspiciously stops licking you so frequently

10/10 he's a slightly feral good boyfriend to you and let's be honest you also are a feral gremlin

Wow, I spent how long writing that? Welp, I tried (the end is kind of random but I feel like it fits)

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cr kingdom #crk headcanons #crk x reader #cookie run x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #crunchy chip cookie #crunchy chip cookie x reader #i want to die #an attempt was made

[mlarayoukai]

Lazer doesn't do as well as Cecil or basil. Shortphobia

#rob.txt

[barbiecarlo]

tumblr won't show masa's home run no matter how many times i upload it this is shortphobia

[pinkdinkydoon]

Warm Colors and Semi-Dancing. Is it Shortphobia.... nah.

#self ship #my art #pinkspacewanderer #self insert community #self shipping community #self shipping #self ship community #self insert #●R.M.L #all of these were made at 12 am at night while i conteplated my life choices #short king. so tragic

[1eos]

Oh my god it finally happened the big mouse was in my dream! I went to his concert and he made fun of how short I am…..and I loved it. I’ve been initiated

holleringggggggggggggggg not the dream shortphobia 😭😭😭😭😭 but welcome to the exclusive club of being visited by the big moose in your dreams....you've been chosen

#my dreams have been leoless bc ive been passing him off to my followers apparently 😭😭😭

[fremblem]

SICK of the shortphobia

[silima]

i have to say i do legitimately love making fun of short people

#txt #shortphobia

[razzberyl]

hi archie <3

U GUYS ARE SUCH MEANIES/J

#SHORTPHOBIA #ask #translesbiansonic

[antiemma]

#reciepts #bullying minors #shortphobia

[thebigqueer]

Nico's canon height is 5'6" tho

no no anon i think you're mistaken... it's okay sometimes i forget things too <3

#jokes aside though #that measurement is never actually stated #we actually don't know how tall he is so i'm gonna say he's like 5'3 #i actually also see him as 5'6 but that's cuz i have internalized shortphobia /j #okay not really joking i hate being short smh #but it's really up to interpretation #5'6 is more of a fandom assumption #and while it's on the riordan wiki #we also need to remember that the riordan wiki is ALSO run by a fandom #and the fandom tends to have a large impact on some facts in the details #like riordan said nico's birthday was may #but the fandom collectively decided it was in jan and now that's the accepted date #irdc how you want to headcanon him but i dont ever see people shorter than 5'3 so i'm gonna keep up with my short headcanons #besides what does nico have to be tall for we literally have almost every character in the series that's tall #also doesn't he have like nutrition issues #and he's been on the run for a while #so idk where he's getting teh chance to grow from either #i still see him as 5'6 though absjfhlsgdkh #i just like thinking of him as our short king <3 #anyway again #interpret his height how you want tbh idrc but that height isn't actually stated in the books so its like up to interpretation #wait i felt like all of that sounded so passive aggressive #im not mad anon!!! sorry if that's how it sounded!!! #i promise i didn't mean to sound passive aggressive!! #tw misinformation #nico di angelo #asks #rick riordan #riordanverse

[dillydallydove]

Short vibes. I’m sorry. Cool short person vibes tho

“I’m sorry” ?? What do u mean by that anon? Hmmm? What’s wrong with being a short person? Why would that be offensive to me?

#anon #tw shortphobia #/j/j/j/j #plz for the love of all dont take me seriously

[rchardgrayson]

hey im literally in love w ur edits ily

Thank youuuu🥺 ily too!💖

#leo answers #i have not forgotten the shortphobia tho😔✊

[oceantail-oceantail]

WAIT YOURE SHORT THAT IS SO NOT THE VIBE YOU GIVE ?????

WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN STAR HUH??? HUH??? !!!! HOW TALL ARE YOU???

#SHORTPHOBIA IS REAL #with love ofc #and yeah i am 5'3" and i'm actually chill with my height #i feel like my energy makes up for it ya know #celia answers

[delimeful]

I'm 5' even (but I have a lil bit more growing to do) and I'm honestly reddit jealous when I see people shorter than me. I want to be the shortest. I want to be tiny. I want to be the one who can get all the piggy back rides and fit into the smallest, most impossible places in hide and seek. -Four feet anon

Anonymous said: I’m 5’1 and I can confirm short people don’t have feelings, we’re just feral

i respect you two living your best short lives :)

#truly you are heroes in a land of shortphobia #asks #anonymous #four feet anon #or should it be... FIVE feet anon :D #queue