#shoulder people

[crimeronan]

i think about this tweet Every Time i see people scared to write women with flaws bc they think it'll come off as sexist. cannot believe this is nearly a decade old. Ahead Of Its Time.....

#not just fandom writers. this also includes some very sweet very anxious people in irl writing group #clutching you by the shoulders. Make Your Women Crazier. #For Your Health And Mine Alike .

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

#not vc sorry #bird #birds #aves #raptor #hawk #red shouldered hawk #i think. might be wrong on that id #accipitriformes #birds of prey #honestly a really cool guy so close up #I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big. #talons on this bird were huge. big scary. #I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives #it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down. #I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still. #it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird #if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know

[swedenis-h]

Aaanywayss here’s a redraw of my favorite scene from Goncharov 1973

#TikTok can’t compare to gonch #anyways the fact that gonch genuinely thiught she wouldnt shoot #and the fact they had an intentional shot of Katya doing her aiming face #showing her aiming for his shoulder #so he wouldn’t die OR so he would die slowly #either way within Sofia’s promise of not killing #but sofia expecting her last kill to be gonch #AND the fact andrey will be the one to finish the job #therefore his death being a job between his two closest people #crazy #GONCHAROV FOR LYFE!! #IM A LIL sloshed rn but even unsober I will #always love gonch #art #fanart #digital art #fan art #my art #Goncharov #goncharov fanart #katya goncharov #sofia goncharov #tw shooting #cw shooting #shooting #goncharov 1973 #unreality

[lazycranberrydoodles]

they are so in love and disgusting and also sarcastic bitches. follow for more / prev comic / next comic

#i have BEEN the grossly affectionate couple in the friend group btw. maybe one more reason i love them #right off the bat after meeting they are holding hands and hugging and touching each others shoulders #xie lian even rubs hua cheng’s back to calm him down during the lang qianqiu/ qi rong scene #also #the fandom knows that xl is an essentially kind person but i’ve been paying attention to his dynamic w/ fxmq #they give each other so much shit lmao 😭 #when xl is with people he knows well and trusts he is truly so judgemental and sarcastic. #it is so funny. #can you imagine being confronted by the most powerful people in the three realms and they destroy your self esteem with dry fucking wit #feeling so insane about them currently #tgcf #art #hualian #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #feng xin #digital art #my art #mxtx #comic

[gingermaple]

teamwork

#art #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hc10 #tangotek #ethoslab #they're making the mail system :D #drawing tango perched on people's shoulders sparks infinite joy for me

[guinevereslancelot]

my favorite ship dynamic is betrayal. not when they betray each other but when one or both of them turn against their cause, their principles and/or loved ones for the other. bonus points if the person they're abandoning everything for didn't remotely expect it. ultimate declaration of love. "you mean more to me than everything i ever believed in. i am more loyal to you than my conscience. i love you more than the thing i would die for."

#seeing lots of people talking abt ship dynamics and aaaaaaa #its abt devotion to your lover above everything!! #this is the appeal of anidala and gwencelot for me <333 #ship dynamics #otp #this has been a shitpost #please tag this with your blorbos btw i want to know abt more ships like this #to me that's romance #writing #1k #this is why enemies to lovers goes so hard #i love zuko more than i fear you bitch!!! #my kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder etc

[jazzkrebber]

the shadow and bone trilogy: we've overcome countless obstacles, moved past our differences, and rallied together to save the world from the darkling

the six of crows duology: we were trying to get some money and we think we saved the world or something?

#I know people have done this before but it's rarely acknowledged that they both saved the world #these random teenagers in it for the money and now they're saving the world #meanwhile alina with the weight of the world on her shoulders #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #wesper #kanej #kuwei yul bo #alina starkov #leigh bardugo #genya safin #the darkling #zoya nazyanelsky #nikolai lantsov #david kostyk #soc spinoff #six of crows spin off #shadow and bone season 3 #malyen oretsev

[thecatspasta]

Today I was talking to someone and Palestine came up and their response to it was 'Not my country, not my problem'

So let me just spell it out for you

It is your problem when you willfully ignore people telling you about Palestinians being slaughtered

It is your problem when you buy and support companies that are actively aiding in the genocide

It is your problem when you stand by, knowing full well that people are being killed in the thousands and deciding to let it happen

Do not stay quiet and be complacent in genocide. Do not ignore this, it is happening now. From river to sea, palestine will be free

#btw bc this is Tumblr and critical thinking isnt a thing on this site #this is directed at people who think not supporting genocide is a burden they dont want to shoulder #i am not saying supporting palestine is a problem #putting that there. idk if its obvious but eh there #gaza #palestine #free gaza #free palestine #global strike #from the river to the sea #global strike for palestine #global strike week #strike for palestine #gaza strip #gaza genocide #israel #important #current events #ethnic cleansing #gaza under attack

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

'why do non-shippers even watch lotr' why are you pathologically incapable of seeing deep love and tenderness as indicative of anything other than a desire for sex

#uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh wish i could blacklist that take so i never come across it again #people will post a screencap of a guy touching another guy's shoulder in support and go 'thirstiest thing i've ever seen' #and then ponder at the inscrutability of the gen interpretation #that interpretation being: people have friends

[alpacacare-archive]

the brainworms are kiiling me. have a dad and son 👍︎

#papyrus #gaster #dadster #undertale #theres still not enough papyrus and dadster content where sans isnt present compared to the other way around #what will be enough you ask? well idk the exact amount cus numbers are infinite but yaknow #gaster supports let papyrus say fuck day #i believe he just sucks at parenting so papyrus cussed his whole life #and since gaster found out about the holiday papyrus has been nothing but encouraged by his dad #mostly out of spite towards the people who still believe his son to be 5 years old #im sorry i saw someone refer to papyrus as a prec**s cin***on ro*l and had to do something #my shoulder hurts so bad and drawing and typing worsens it and i have an exam tommorow i need to rest it for and look what im doing. #being silly. #>:[

[demigods-posts]

canonically, percy isn't aware of the crushes people have on him until it's too obvious to deny — like when annabeth kissed him, or when nico straight up told him. and since percy isn't aware of rachel's crush on him until the beginning of tlo, that means there was a point in time when rachel was actively trying to get with him and he had no idea. and it's not even his fault lol. he just only saw her as his good friend and just thought her advances were her being friendly. i just have to see this in action.

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #rachel elizabeth dare #just imagine rachel taking percy to an expensive event and holding his hand #and percy's all: #'oh my friend is probably anxious of big crowds. let me hold her hand because friends help each other in their time of need🥰' #or rachel taking any chance she gets to grab his bicep or touch his shoulder #and he's all: #'rachel is a very affectionate person. it's cool tho. so am i when i'm around people i care about. rachel is such a cool friend🥰' #i desperately need someone to write a fic or sum lol

[novakiart]

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

🕷️ written by me & nevi

#spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #deadpool #spider-man #peter parker's identity crisis is fun #insists he's two people. two separate lives. and then wade comes in like Actually. No. #you are the same To Me. #and unfortunately that takes a whole weight off peter's shoulders #he wants to live in that feeling #feels whole for the first time in a really long time #i mean. this is peter so he internalises a Lot Of Shit but besides that #long post #mine #earth-748 #mags answers #anon #again based on a scene from nevi and my's au

[bugflies00]

dsmpblr now all we got is each other and the reblog button

#every time i see people doompost about how theres no one and no art left in this community i just want to shake them by the shoulders #THERE IS!!! THERE ARE!!! of course much fewer than before but THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS #but you need to do your part and REBLOG and INTERACT thats the only way to prevent the community you love from dying!!!!! #alex.rambles.txt #mcyt #fuck it maintagging #dream smp #dsmp #dsmpblr #alex.greatest.hits.txt

[somnambulic-thing]

Eddie x afab!reader

E +18, biting ahead, not proofread, pure stream-of-consciousness ramblings

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Walking up behind Eddie when he brushes his teeth in the morning, hands placed on his waist and biting his shoulder until goosebumps rise against your palms before you walk off to get dressed.

When he sneaks his hand into yours while you walk home from a night of adventure and silly shit with friends you lift your tangled fingers up to your mouth and softly bite a knuckle, then another one before you drop your hands back down again.

Eddie is lying on his stomach, writing, reading, doing whatever and you crawl up to the stretch of his leg, sliding your hand along the lean muscle up to the hem of his pants and boxers and you pull to free enough soft pale ass for you to sink your teeth into before you leave him to his task again.

A warm summer night and there are no sleeves on that old Black Sabbath shirt anymore. You watch him stand across the lawn with a beer in his hand, talking and laughing and revealing inked skin and a hint of chest whenever he raises his arm for a sip and suddenly your legs move and they don't stop until you're mouth to skin. He hisses softly but you don't stay for long, already making your way in the direction of the parking lot.

"Hey, uh, hold my beer for a moment?" You barely hear from behind you and smile to yourself, anticipation rippling between your shoulder blades and thighs.

He slams you against the side of the van and swallows the air escaping your chest in a small hmpf with a greedy kiss. A knee presses between your legs, his chest hard against yours and he cradles your face in his hands like something precious that's not fragile at all.

"Oh, what got into you?" you pant against his cheek as he presses his forehead against your temple and his thigh against your cunt. The pad of his thumb finds your lower lip and pulls it down, forcing its way between your grin and traces the ridge of your bottom teeth.

"The fucking Jaws theme should follow you around-- ah," he gasps when you suck him in and bite down. "Fuck- alright, okay, turn around."

He's not waiting for you to follow his commands but makes you. The van feels dusty under your palms and greets you with the residual warmth of the evening sun. Teeth graze from your shoulder up to the nape of your neck while he rids you of the clothes below your waist with hasty, shaky fingers and lets them drop to pool around your boots. The soft clink clink of a belt buckle, the harsh rustle of fabric as he doesn't even bother with his fly.

"M' going to eat you alive, sweetheart." Hot words born from steaming breath against your skin and then the sweet sting as he takes the first bite out of his promise.

#Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie munson x you #I just typed that straight out of an itch on my shoulder #blurb #I'm blurbing can you believe it people?

[shouldersshrug]

some of yall need to infantilize sam less. im all for different viewpoints on characters but sometimes it’s just downright disrespectful. “haha sam thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows” that is a grown man who smokes weed and has a computer science nerd for a best friend

#sdv #stardew valley #just a personal gripe i have with a lot of posts and sometimes even some of the fanfic i read 😭 it happens so often #people dumb him down SO much even though he’s a very smart person. just not in the book smarts way #he is emotionally intelligent! he knows wtf is happening around him! he isn’t patrick star spongebob! #sam stardew valley #shoulder shrugging

[mipexch]

small dump

#ultrakill #been having fun with this brush #v1 #something wicked #gabriel #mindflayer #streetcleaner #the gabriel bow thing was inspired by how some people draw his shoulder pads #confused them for giant bows for a bit #you will look at something wicked. you will look at my wife #gen art