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mazes-and-the-madness · 2 years

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FAMILIA: Bonus Analysis

Hey everyone, happy 7/27! For #10YearsOfFifthHarmony, I thought I’d drop some bonus lyrical analysis from my Familia review that didn’t quite make the cut the first time around because it wasn’t as Camren-centric. Hope you enjoy :)

1. Celia

Honestly, I’m not quite sure how to explain this song. Celia describes someone who wants to move to Miami, is unfamiliar with the Spanish language and Latin culture, and has never heard of Cuban icon Celia Cruz. As a result, I feel like this is a weird one for Camila to write about Lauren, who is also Cuban, fluent in Spanish, and lives in Miami. So, I propose two alternative explanations. One, it’s a stunt song that Camila wrote not out of her real-life experiences, but specifically for people to attribute to Shawn. Two, it’s inspired by real-life experiences, but the muse is another person altogether. I have no idea who that could be, but for personal reasons I’m just going to pretend that it’s Hailee Steinfeld.

2. Bam Bam

Sometimes when I’m listening to a song, I wish I didn’t know anything about the artist’s personal life. For example, I can’t think about anything other than Jake Gyllenhaal when listening to All Too Well because Taylor marketed the song so massively around him regardless of who the actual muse is. It just ruins the song for me, and I’d say that even if she publicly marketed the song around a woman. Similarly, Bam Bam falls quite low on my ranking of Familia because the song is just so obviously contrived.

The opening lyrics are “you said you hated the ocean, but you’re surfing now // I said I’d love you for life, but I just sold our house.” Shortly after the split in November 2021, Shawn posted pictures of himself at the beach, and shortly before, Camila sold her LA house. Remember, Camila bought that house in April 2019, a couple months before breaking up with Matthew Hussey. Given the suspicious timing of these transactions, it wouldn’t surprise me if her label only intended to use the house for her PR with Shawn. Either way, this is annoying because the relationship was fake, but now it’s forever immortalized in Camila’s art. If I had to guess, I’d say she was contractually bound to do so, but at least it’s only a couple lines. Also, here’s a thought about “I said I’d love you for life.” What if she was saying that she’d initially agreed to a lavender marriage with Shawn, but didn’t end up going through with it? I hope that isn’t the case, but I’m glad they never even got “engaged,” let alone “married.”

But as we’ve learned over the past 10 years, one should never underestimate Camila. If we read between the lines here, she might actually be throwing shade at the PR. In the chorus, she says, “yeah, love came around and it knocked me down, but I’m back on my feet” and “I was barely standin’, but now I’m dancin.’ ” What if she’s saying that the mental toll of the PR stunt knocked her down and left her unable to stand, but now that she’s free of Shawn, she’s back to being happy again? Being the fame whore that he is, Shawn’s songs are all about wanting her back even though he was the one that “initiated the split.” But Camila’s out here living her best life, and she could not care less.

#fifth harmony #10 years of 5h #camila cabello #familia #lauren jauregui #camren #cailee #showmila the pr stunt #song analysis #lyrical analysis #pr #the industry

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stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland · 5 months

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THE FUCKING MONEY 💰💸💵

I decided to uncover this can of worms, not to create controversy or believe in blind items. Those kinds of things have to be taken with a grain of salt and it's something I understand, especially if Camila is involved in it.

But, money in the industry is important and even more so for artists who want to make music.

We know that record companies have artists as investments and if for them an artist is not profitable to invest in him or her, they will not do it and will shelve them.

It's not the first time I've read or heard that an artist has a relationship with someone important in the industry to have money to make music. I have seen this before and I am not referring to Camila. This is something that is very common in Asia with Korean music as well. They told me that they forced the BTS boys to have meetings with important people in the Korean government and in the US, it is no different. Remember folks, this also happened with the girls from 5H.

They forced them to have meetings with important people at the record company and Camila continues to do that. She accepted the Shitmila circus to release Romance, because if you remember, CC1 came out because Roger pushed for it.

As I know, CC3 also came out thanks to Showmila and we can also understand why Camila was forced to accelerate the releases of CC2 and CC3.

CC4 is unknown. If the blind item is right that Camila doesn't have the money to release that album, maybe that's why that material hasn't seen the light yet, plus, we don't even know where Camila stands with the Interscope record label.

We know from Camila that she has been working on new music, but if she hasn't released it yet it's for a reason. Something tells me it has to do with the record company and money. My theory is that maybe she doesn't want to depend on all the money from the label's investment and that's why she needs the money. Camila has never done well with record companies so I wouldn't be surprised by something like that.

As for the sexual part of the blind item, I don't know. I don't see Camila doing something like that, but I don't know.

All I hope is that if Camila needs money to continue releasing music, that she doesn't go to extremes that she can't get out of later.

#fucking money #camila cabello #meetings #investment #music industry

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emisonme · 11 months

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do you think this time showmila is over for good?

It never really got started...again. It was used to quickly promote some bullshit, now it's done. Hopefully for good!!!

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athenamariee · 10 months

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Hey friend, I joined camren land in 2020.

Unfortunately there were nothing I could find to understand what's going on between C and L, also COVID didn't help a lot back then and I was served showmila shitty movie so I got myself a Tumblr but couldn't use it at that time because of personal drama life.

Can you please initiate me correctly to camren... I need a camren friend to discuss my camren theories.

Have a good day

of course i can! shoot me a message and i’ll give you my insta cause i’m on there more than here

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sun-to-my-luna · 2 years

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FINALLY

#what a time to be alive #showmila #is over before 2022 #camren #lolo jauregui #camz cabello #camz and lolo

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shecalledmedark · 3 years

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Latino?, he's dreaming🤡💩

Well, I was right.

That's why he needed that stunt 🤢

Do you remember that time when we got excited because Tainy talked about working with C and "Lento" was playing in the background? 😳

Great, this sh¡t will be released first.

He is so desperate to get into the latin culture, because he doesn't fit in anywhere.

Just make better music, mijo

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

O k a y...

A N D...

Who was invited to that party?

Yes, And... ¿Lauren?

She's always watching 😆

Shawmilauren is so fvckin real 😍

Just... PAY ATTENTION to L A C U L T U R A L A T I N A

Friends don't know the way they taste... La la la L A C U L T U R A L A T I N A

P.S: I don't expect you to think like me, so don't expect me to think like you do either.

So... If my opinion bothers you... I don't give a damn, but don't fuck around on my fucking blog, that's why free expression exists for.

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jauregaymila · 3 years

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GUYS!!!

What if Camila comes out in June?

Why you may ask, well if we take into account Lauren's relationships that have been thought to be PR, we can see a pattern.

Lauren dated Lucy on-and-off from around 2015 to early 2017. So around two years, right? She was also in a relationship with singer Ty Dolla Sign from 2017 to 2019. Two years.

Then Camila dated Matthew Hussey from February 2018 to June 2019. Roughly 17 months. This may be the anomaly because the Señorita mv came out on the 21st, so the decided to start promoting the song...

As of today (Tuesday 5th of January 2021) Camila and Shawn have dated for 18 months, now this could be the situation where their contract lasts another 6 months to be 2 years.

In six months time guess what month it is... You guessed it, Pride month. So Camila could in fact come out in June.

I also found a TikTok that said that Camila was due to come out in 2021.

Camila is due to come out as gay in 2021 I have a friend who works for a record company in LA sources there say Camila was ready to come out this year but due to management issues and Covid 19 that has been delayed Camila wanted to make the announcement after production on her movie had been completed however bosses worried that could affect the marketing of the film and then of course the virus hit putting production back months however Camila is said to be very relaxed about the situation and has already told close friends and family of her decision in which they are fully behind her what that means for camren who knows.

I typed it up incase you couldn't see the screenshot clearly.

I mean I don't really know...

#camila cabello #camren #gaymila #shitmila #showmila #lauren jauregui #laurmila #lauren jauregay #lgbtq #gay

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nunca-foi-contada · 3 years

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Dvora Englefield

Ela é estrategista de relações públicas da Camila Cabello e sócia-gerente da The Lede Company

{Agência de relações públicas}.

Clientes:

Ela também trabalhou para a 42 West Company, uma das empresas de relações públicas de Los Angeles.

Ela tem muitos clientes de primeira linha, como John Legend- Elton john-Camila Cabello-Shawn Mendes e assim por diante. Ela trabalha com Camila deis da saida da banda.

Inclusive Elton John já entrevistou Shawn Mendes.

E camila está trabalhando com John Legend no The Voice.

Desde aquela época ela vem planejando tudo que Camila faz, o que ela diz, literalmente QUALQUER COISA.Ela também dirigiu o departamento de música da 42 WEST e BWR.Ela tem fortes ligações com THE LEDE, 42 WEST, CODED PR.

{ ambas as agências de PR}

Ela está com seu time assistindo Camila em literalmente todos os eventos e prêmios que ela vai, observando se ela não vai falar nada de errado ou sair do roteiro.

PR CODED {uma das agências de PR} é o prédio onde Shawn e Camila já foram vistos pela primeira vez e foram fotografados pelo paparazzi.

..............

#shawmila #shawmila pr #showmila #shawn #shawn mendes #gaymila #camila pr #pr #pr relationships #relationships #camila #camila cabello #cinderella #dontgoyet #fake dating

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canolajauregui · 3 years

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Hello I decided to do some math, which is something I never thought I would say for fun.

Handwritten by Shawn debuted at no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 119,000 album-equivalent units.

Illuminate by Shawn debuted at no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 145,000 album-equivalent units.

His self titled album debuted at no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 182,000 album-equivalent units.

Wonder debuted no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 but only with 89,000 album-equivalent units.

AKA WONDER FLOPPED.

Camila debuted no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 119,000 album-equivalent units.

Romance debuted no. 3 on the US Billboard 200 with 86,000 album-equivalent units.

Let me break it down for you...

Shawn + Camila = album flops

(Better when they were just friends)

(Sold less when they're together)

CONCLUSION

LET THIS PR END!!!

#camila cabello #pr relationships #shitmila #camren is love #camren #showmila

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sol-luna9697 · 3 years

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If yall still doubting Camren, this is for you.

Around 3 or 4 days ago, Lauren posted this Instagram story - in the video it sounded as if Clara said “Cabello, don’t forget the bottle."

Then earlier today, these were her IG stories....

Important things to remember with the Wonder package ig story:

-lauren stopped like shawn's ig posts last year

-she didnt tag him

-if you observed lauren's tone when she said "thanks shawn" it sounded like she was lowkey shading him XD

#camren #camila cabello #lauren jauregui #pr #lauren jauregui ig story #shrimpmila #showmila #shitmila #yawnmila #prawnmila

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theindecisivebean · 3 years

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So amidst those cheating and hickey rumors that surfaced...

This is C's recent tiktok and some comments

🍵

Just another day of this Shawmila circus. Is the calm before the storm about to end? We will find out soon

#camila cabello #showmila

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maponawall137 · 3 years

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It’s disappointing, albeit not surprising to see the kind of “content” Camila’s team is willing to push right now, on the heels of the teaser for her movie. Their unwillingness to switch promotional tactics, when it’s been so thoroughly shown that the “couple's” brand has failed to attract the general public’s attention, in a way that would translate into interest for their respective careers, is honestly buffing. Every major project of theirs that has been released under the pr has underperformed. Romance underperformed, his documentary underperformed, his album severely underperformed (14 weeks on the billboard 200 and not even a gold certification for either of the singles or the album 7 months after its release, is a total commercial failure and by far his worse performing album). I don’t see why Cinderella would be the exception.

Truth be told, hype for the movie is limited so far. Even in her own fandom. Of course, it’s still too early to accurately predict how the movie will do, but the response so far isn’t exactly a positive sign. They’re not trying to market her in a different way, if they think it will suddenly start working then they’re even dumber than we thought.

The image they’ve been cultivating for her these past 2 years,, is unflattering. The couple is thought of as joke by the public at large. It’s still widely acknowledged as a publicity stunt, and most of the people (that are members of the general public) that believe it’s a real relationship think they’re annoying and cringy. They’ve relentlessly pushed the pr in everyone’s faces for last 2 years now, at the cost of her career and her mental health (but hey, Roger bought himself a new mansion so it’s all good). They have done such a successful job in alienating any fan of hers, casual or a stan, that isn’t a hardcore showmila shipper. For the past year and a half her primary exposure to the public and to fans, has been through the pr. She hasn’t released any new music in 19 months, the Christmas song (which was clearly a last minute, panicked response to the poor numbers of his album) does not count. She hasn’t even been particularly active in social media, nor has she been interacting with fans (which I truly don’t blame her for considering the current state of her fandom, but her team should have taken care of that in her place.) It’s not a cute look when “she” comments on practically every post of her “boyfriend” who she has supposedly been living with for a year, but hardly bothers to engage with fans. It’s not surprising that there isn’t much active hype and interest in her career at the moment. And with her poor image and all the other preexisting versions and adaptations of the story, the lukewarm reception of the movie (so far that is) is also not surprising.

Her team has been so focused on creating headlines about her at any cost of her public image, that they’ve forgotten her brand needs to be likeable. The constant drama around her persona is exhausting to witness as a fan. In 2017-2018 it was all about her split from fifth harmony and ever since 2019 it’s been all about her joke of a relationship and a boyfriend that loses his shit over yogurt when he’s a multi millionaire and can easily afford to buy a whole yogurt shop if he really loves that stuff this much. That really needs to stop at some point and they should work on building her image around her and her music, not dumb drama and an even dumber fake boyfriend. It drives away fans, casual and not, and it makes her seem unlikable and attention seeking.

They really need to stop marketing her as reality show celeb and remember she’s an artist. They shouldn’t resort to such lowly levels of publicity for her. Her music have always been secondary to the cheap headlines her team prioritises, and that’s a real shame. And also really insulting to all of her hard work. You would think that building a solid relationship with your fans and having a likeable public persona would be obvious, but apparently not. Again, it’s disappointing but not shocking. If the movie ends up underperforming, (I really hope I’m wrong!!) they shouldn’t have the audacity to be surprised.

(Also, do they actually believe that her going on vacation literally a day or two before the teaser drops, does anything other than show that’s it’s obviously not a vacation, instead it’s a work trip? She’s been overworked to the point of being hospitalised multiple times, but now she can fuck off wherever she wants without any work schedule restrictions, right before the teaser dropped??? Makes sense.)

#camila's image #cinderella #pr #showmila #2021 #jul21

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stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland · 5 months

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I have been living under a rock for so long that i just now found out used to this is soooooo camren coded and i’m literally sobbing right now

😭❤️💔

I feel it all (I could get used to this)

Your kisses, ohh

I'll risk it all

17, we were startin' to fall

But we lost it all

And I just can't believe it all