the royal ball was supposed to be a celebration of Shrek and Fiona’s marriage but FGM just up and stole every goddamn spotlight in the vicinity and said actually this is my ball now
Admit it, if you’re a wlw born in the late ‘90s and she wasn’t one of your very first milf crushs you’re lying to yourself
“Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts”, aber auf die Art und Weise, wie Shrek der Dritte gemacht wurde.
If you would fuck Shrek you would also fuck Danny Devito and vice versa. I will not elaborate.
Me when someone steals the last slice of cheesecake in the fridge
like i’m not complaining but why is there so much witcher + shrek content
I can’t believe rocky horror picture show ripped off shrek 2 smh
Shrek is Green Diamond confirmed
I JUST READ A SHREK X BREAD FANFIC I’M SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE
I gotta be honest I haven’t watched The Witcher but this is an incredible fact to know so thank you. I am better for knowing this 😂
ONE OF MY FAVES!!!!! I LOVE HIM!! With the right director he could do anything!!!!
- Effie White in Dreamgirls
- Oda Mae Brown in Ghost
- Lola/Simon in Kinky Boots
- Rafiki in The Lion King
- Damian Hubbard in Mean Girls
- Leading Player in Pippin
- Cat in the Hat in Seussical
- Dragon in Shrek
- Addaperle in The Wiz
- Melpomene/Medusa in Xanadu
Fly Into the Future:
- Hugo/Loco Chanelle in Everybody’s Talking About Jamie
would shrek classify as a himbo