I met David Tennant at a Costco. Jack Black, who was my grandmother and also married to Shrek, showed up and lectured David for not having a proper conversation with me.
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Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
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sometimes i wonder what my life is
and then i see you my love
my one and only
the way you move organically
makes me enchanted
my shrek 💚
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Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?
holding out for a hero // 2020
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I am writing a research essay and in one of the articles I am reading for it, the writer asks a question. In Twilight, Bella leaves her humanity to become vampire. In Shrek, Fiona gives up her humanity to become become ogre. Yet, Bella's choice is seen as bad, while everyone is happy with Fiona. The question this article poses is
Is Shrek more appealing as a spouse than Edward Cullen?
Now, we can't just let this question hang in the air, can we?
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SHREK 2 (2004)
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SHREK + CINEMATIC PARALLELS
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I met a girl at a party and we immediately hit it off, but when I asked her name she suddenly got really uncomfortable and changed the subject. I later learned from someone else that her name was Shrek.
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Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year
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“You think he’s compensating for something?”
20 YEARS OF SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson
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can’t we just settle this over a pint? no?? alright then — c o me o n!
🎼 I dOn’T gIve a DaMn ‘bOut mY RepUtAtIon // 2021
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20 YEARS OF SHREK
Released April 22nd, 2001
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Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People's eyes are finally opening
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Happy 20th birthday, Shrek.
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THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)
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You couldn't just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone!
SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon
Holding Out for a Hero performed by Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother
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