So after my mom died last year (saying that sounds so weird but anyway) I’ve been going through my storage unit that we’ve had for like, a decade, and it has over 2 decades worth of things in there. From old pictures to clothes and to old toys. And the other day I found this:
This is the most horrific toy, and it’s so extremely detailed. The white bits actyally feel like what the movie version looks like and so does the little vest thing. My life is a meme
What a heartthrob, men take notes
feeling shrexy might delete later idk…
I’m just saying, maybe if Shrek 5 came out in 2019, 2020 would be different.
Shrek Forever After is a masterfully crafted film, its full depth is squandered on the blank eyes and minds of ten year olds.
Am I the only one that genuinely thought that rumpelstiltskin in shrek was meant to look and sound like Shane Dawson
Like when I first watched the 4th film I thought it was him
This started out as a joke but now someone wants to buy a candle from me.
help. I. Have. anxiety.
I LOVE BIG HALLS AND I CANNOT LIE
The Ogre Resistance was going to need all the help it could get, that’s why Fiona went to the Gold Coast to recruit other fairy tale creatures.
If you can identify the cosplayer and email me, that would be much appreciated.
every goddamn year i want to die on this very day. i hate this day. i wish i was never born. i wish i was shrek in shrek: forever after. someone just remove my birth from the timelines. its my birthday and i just want to cry and sleep.
gonna be honest, the internet has brainwashed me to think that characters like Shrek are overpowered gods
also, shrek 3 is not canon and is terrible. fight me.
Yall im in tears, my fam just threw me a shrek birthday party and its the nicest thing they’ve ever done for me😭❤
My sister and I were cleaning out her room so she could move rooms, and now we’ve created a shrine to Shrek, why? i cannot answer.
Sleep autocorrects to shrek on my phone because at this point I talk about lovable ogres more than I do about resting.