what people mean by ‘my life flashed before my eyes’
Me when someone steals the last slice of cheesecake in the fridge
Shrek is hot af and lowkey one of my favourite characters of all time
Hey sorry i haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been so busy with college and my job that i haven’t had time for many things. Im gonna try and keep up tho cause somehow (i really have no idea why) you guys like my posts (fr they’re so bad) so I’ll try to post as much as i can! And i also enjoy making them (even if they look like trash) hope you’re all doing good!
find us in the swamp 💞
“Se que algún día estaré acostada con el amor de mi vida viendo shrek 2”
Same girl, same.
I saw this on Pinterest and I want more people to know.
Anyone still lose it over how Lord Farquaad, a Disney movie character, was literally given a name that sounds like “Fuckwad” by the makers of Shrek?
I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS I LOVE THE ROLLING HILLS
HOT HOT HOT HOT CHOCOLATE
IM GOING SLIGHTLY MAD
Here we go
Welcome to my Shrek x Donkey fanfic baby.
Shrek stared into Donkey’s eyes, the eyes that he knew so well… He leaned forward and suddenly screamed, “ GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!”
THIS IS NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND YOUR BROTHER JUST SO YOU KNOW. I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR BROTHER AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM AGAIN, THE RANSOM IS $96’000
ONLY THE GREATEST!
A concept shrek gets his own cooking show But! He acts and talks like Gordon Ramsey!
For example “what are you a fucking donkey!”
Or “its so raw i can still hear it squiling about its house!”