I can’t believe rocky horror picture show ripped off shrek 2 smh
Donkey: Shrek did you eat my waffles
Shrek: So what if I did, I reign as ogre of the swamp I do as I please
Donkey: You reign now, but kingdoms aren’t eternal, the fires of terror in your heart will be drenched in due course by the storms that pillage souls from their masters and you will be left ensnared in the thoughts of what once was an elixir of survival and reverie.
Shrek tearing up: yeah well your species is called an ass
wanna learn about the time i got suspended from school over shrek? ya know this guy :
…….no,no you dont,unless you do, then you’re fucking strange.
all you need 2 know is i was suspended from my high school for three (3) days…thanks shrek….
I made something
What a heartthrob, men take notes
Watching Shrek while high is a different experience. It really is a touching story about believing you’re unlovable because of your appearance and learning to overcome it by finding someone who loves you for you and I’m not crying you are
Me: this joke,, *coughs* has,,,, it has layers *dry heave* Much— much like— *spits blood* onionS
republic of swamp founder
Can someone tell me how to use the word “simp” in a sentence? Like for example, is saying “I’d simp for the human version of Shrek” grammatically correct?