#shrek our saviour

[the-bored-brit]

More quotes!

"would you like to hear about our lord and saviour piss shrek" - Piss mormons

"I'm just gonna start a piss alignment" -K

"Shreksully frustrated" -H

"ASAB, Assigned Shrek At Birth" -K

"All Shreks Are Bastards"-M

"Shrek Piss jar" -H

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Shrek's Gotham Adventure

by MrDoo1

Have you ever wondered the REAL reason bruce wayne became batman, it wasn't some lowly robber. it was our Lord and Saviour Shrek

Words: 854, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Shrek The Musical - Tesori/Lindsay-Abaire

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Shrek (Shrek), Fiona (Shrek), Martha Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne

Relationships: Shrek (Shrek)/Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: Cringe, Memes, Meme, Shrek is Love Shrek is Life, Alternate Universe - Shrek Fusion, Smut, Porn With Plot, Porn, Porn with Feelings

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/44777437

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the cape crusader #gotham #dc universe #ao3 #ao3feed

[spacetypo]

let us bring our DVDs together and pray to our meme and saviour Shrek the 2nd

[aesthetic-shrek-stuff]

Your savior:

My savior:

#shrek is god #shrek is life #shrek is love #shrek is everything #shrek is amazing #shrek our saviour #our holy god #Shrek #shrek is lord #lord #god #Jesus #shrek is Jesus #shrexy

[katebaikiru-a]

i’m being bullied by @sunsbled girl help

#how dare u use our lord and saviour Shrek against me #♔ ᴏʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴏᴅʟᴇs ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ( ooc. )

[bluecrusadearcade]

"You're not like the other girls"

You're right no other girl owns all shrek movie novels from scholastic thanks for noticing babe<3

#appreciation for my shrek collection #3rd std me was going places #excuse me ma'am do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour SHREK?

[indecisivelesbian]

swamp daddy

#our lord and saviour #shrek #shrek is love #grafici #street art #funny #memes

[disdaidal]

I’ve never met an attractive billy Hargrove stan in my life. The only people finding human shrek hot look like cabbage patch dolls

I actually had to google a cabbage patch doll and look:

(holy shit is that pippi longstockings?)

(this could be a flayed!fem!billy)

Honestly, I expected to find something more ghoulish. Like a ventriloquist dummy. Or some creepy ass clown doll. But these cabbage kids are actually kinda cute.

As for Shrek...

I haven’t seen a single Shrek movie in my entire life. But he seems like a friendly giant. Someone who might be a good friend and good husband material, and would protect you with his life. I’m not wrong, am I?

So this was meant to be a compliment, right?

Rise and shine, my fellow cabbage patch kids. Time to call upon our Lord and Saviour, Human Shrek.

#replies #anon #at least this one had some originality #billy hargrove #but jokes aside: i don't think it's nice to judge other people based on how they look #even if they looked like cabbage patch kids irl #what if it's a birth defect? some kind of disease they were born with? #wouldn't that make you ableist? #cause it makes you sound really shallow and immature at least #seriously. think about what you say #you might actually hurt someone (not me)

[towerofgodscreamblogwink]

before proceeding - you need to first accept fingers in his ass and sansmaeda as your lord and saviour (it’ll make a bit more sense): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F5azNTnaOI&ab_channel=onlysadnessremains

bam: we! are! gonna! totally! save my! master! by going into! masch's trap! foolproof! poggers! i made the decision in 2 seconds!

khun: hell yeah

khun: (every day i pray to be released from this mortal coin)

bam: smh, you're just jealous because you don't have the titties that could cut through diamonds

khun: false i bet siu is even now drawing the bara version of myself

siu, drawing the naked catboy yas: the what now

khun: ...

khun: wait how did you even read my thoughts

bam: i'm reading what's in the brackets.

khun: (quick khun, don't think if 25 in bam's name stands for 25cm d-

bam: yes, i too, agree that sans undertale should learn to dance better and that the economics in poland,

khun: wait, these aren't my thoughts

khun & bam: ?? *looks around*

KHUN & BAM: NAGITO KOMAEDA?

nagito: tsk tsk tsk, little fools. The figners in his ass Kanye had to die for, didn't survive to this day for this shi.

kHUN: STFU, WE ALL KNOW SANS DIVORCED U

nagito: FOOL, it was mE, who divorced HIM. aND, soon you little bitchcake, you won’t be able to play so high and mighty!

kHUN: NANI

NAGITO: I KNOW YOUR SECRETS. MASTER BAMBINO DE LA FRINO. THIS FOOL HAS CHEATED ON YOU WITH SHREK

KHUN: GASP

NAGITO: AND IT HAPPENED LIKE SEVERAL POSTS AGO

BAM: N N N NANI, KHUN, HOW COULD YOU, DID FINGERS IN HIS ASS MEANT NOTHING TO U

KHUN: IT HAPPENED SO FAST,

shrek: stop talking abt me and my husband while i’m not even in the frame

KHUN: *GASP* BAM IT’S NOT WHAT U THINK

bam: i can’t believe it ...

nagito: thats why i came here. fingers in his ass has left khun’s soul. i have came here to save u, bambino de la frino -

SANS: NOT SO FAST

BAM & KHUN & NAGITO: SANS UNDERTALE?!??

sans: spreadin lies everywhere u go, eh? no one ur bf from danganronpa divorced u

nAGITO: IT WAS MUTUAL.

sans: anyway, don’t listen to this albino fool - he’s omitting the fact that it was *his* fault kanye is no longer in our world.

NAGITO: *GASP* YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE.

SANS: ANYway, you, young blood, should not lose what’s important, spirit of divorced sansmaeda will always be with you.

bam: *tears up* that was so beautiful...

khun: woah... so does it mean we’re still together?

bam: er no i saw u scrolling thru sans porn bye *leaves*

kHUN: NO... HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN......... BUT.....SHREK....I STILL HAVE YOU, RIGHT?

shrek: er no ur a furry bye *leaves*

KHUN: WHY DOES EVERYBODY LEAVE ME

sans: *looks at nagito*

nagito: *looks at sans*

sans: since kanye is no more........

...

...

...

Khun, in real life, reading this:

Bam: Khun, are you again reading shrek x reader fanfics??

Khun: No-

[shittywitchadvice]

shitty witch tip #124

make a candle from earwax like our lord and saviour, Shrek, and light it to let the fae know that you're single and ready to mingle ;)

#witchblr #witches of tumblr #witch shit #shitty witch tips #submission

[lavenderbones-sophisticatedcats]

I’m sorry dad. I’m sorry I couldn’t be strong enough for you. You’d always tell me how ‘strong’ and ‘powerful’ I was but I failed you. I’m so sorry for failing you the way I did. / I’ll never forget our outings when I was much much younger, wearing the same colour three-quarter shorts like you, holding your warm hand every where I went because at that age I felt protected and cool. Blaring bands like Evanescence, Linkin Park and Iron Maiden because at the age of six it’s how it all started for me with music. You have me that early introduction to music and I can’t thank-you enough for it. / Or the way we’d sit in the living room and together watching The Simpsons while mum and Jayme sat in the kitchen watching god knows what. ./ The way we use to play video games on our PlayStation Two (never getting rid of her), our classic games of Scooby Doo, Dead or Alive, Shrek, Simpsons Hit and Run and Road rage; and our favourite of all time MX 2002 featuring Ricky Carmichael). Always wanted to be as good as you were dad. / I always tried my best in school because that’s what you wanted, I always tried to find happiness the way you wanted but I’d lose everytime. / i was wanted to work just like you dad so I could buy nice thing and most importantly a home. / I know you haven’t agreed on everything I’ve said and done with my life but I well and truely say thank-you for the times we’ve spent together, the times you listened to me cry, the times you help me when I couldn’t stop shaking. / When I was younger you always helped me with my homework, and by helping I mean you pretty much did 80% of it for me. How else could I get a A+++ in wood tech? Couldn’t do that on my own. / Thank-you for taking me to concerts and festivals, well more like thank-you for letting me drag you to them all because I was underage. I always had the most fun with you. / After five plus years of nagging you we finally got our dog, our spastic German Sheperd puppy whose three years old now. You have her to me as the saviour I needed three years ago. We watched her grow up into the spastic she is, into the strong, powerful and independent dog that she is. She loves you so much. I love my four legged fur ball sister (from another minster) / you have no idea how much I love you my dear old dad, daddy’s girl, my hero, the tallest shoulders I’ve ever sat on in my entire life. My best-bestfriend. My dearest dad. I love you more than anything in this world. The best dad / regardless of the extreme ups and our extremes down. I still love you with all my heart.

#please never forget me #I love you dad

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Shrek's Gotham Adventure

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/VwfcayZ

by MrDoo1

Have you ever wondered the REAL reason bruce wayne became batman, it wasn't some lowly robber. it was our Lord and Saviour Shrek

Words: 854, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Shrek The Musical - Tesori/Lindsay-Abaire

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Shrek (Shrek), Fiona (Shrek), Martha Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne

Relationships: Shrek (Shrek)/Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: Cringe, Memes, Meme, Shrek is Love Shrek is Life, Alternate Universe - Shrek Fusion, Smut, Porn With Plot, Porn, Porn with Feelings

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/VwfcayZ

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the cape crusader #gotham #dc universe #ao3 #ao3feed

[why-egg]

Shrek

Our Lord and Saviour

[kageyuji]

so i found out i have the same mbti type as our lord and saviour shrek😻😻

I don’t want to know shreks mbti type 💔💔 I’m pretty sure me and donkey are both Geminis though

#corey speaks

[pkmnnovareset]

“Have you heard of our lord and saviour, Shrek?”

so the original piece was actually characters from my webcomic, which I then replaced with Ashley and Atlas because why not? It was a rather quick thing since I didn’t bother shading Ashley and Atlas (tis why you see some effort in the shrek masks, but maybe that’s what I planned all along :O)

#pkmn fankids #ashleyoak #atlashope #art

[saddydaddyonion-blog]

what are you doing in my swamp

our lord and saviour shrek