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gothic666 · 4 months
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They might kiss…..
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silly-stings · 8 months
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ok its not a lampnold kid but it is A Kid for him. he is going to eat it
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(/j he wont eat it)
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adobe-outdesign · 1 year
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Some Quick Thoughts on How I Think the DHMIS Teachers Would Interact
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Warren would 100% get inducted into Shrignold’s cult. Cults target people who feel isolated, so Warren “restaurant-style meal” Eagle would be super susceptible to love bombing. (Shrignold could also just tell him he’s a not an eagle but is instead a caterpillar that will get wings one day if he wanted to speedrun things)
If the coffin learned that the food group managed to kill Duck permanently he would be like “that’s great! well done!” as cheerfully as possible while dousing himself in gasoline and lighting a match
The train teacher and the lamp would go out drinking together
Electracey and Colin would vibe; they’re both electronics, and Colin has the whole “digital world” thing while Electracey wants everything to be a part of the electrical family
Tony and the coffin would get along because “eventually everyone runs out of time”. also they both wear dumb shoes
Sketchbook and Electracey are both upbeat and less aggressive; they would totally get along and Sketchbook would appreciate Electracey’s creative teeth colors
They wouldn’t get along but Shrignold needs a lesson from the boundaries teacher
Sketchbook and the coffin would probably get along due to being mild-mannered passive-aggressive teachers that are absolutely terrified of the trio
Considering what they do to the apple teacher Lily and Todney would totally bite off Bread Boy’s face if given the chance, and possibly try to kidnap and/or eat the rest of the foodgroup as well
The lamp from the TV show would share conspiracy theories about the council with Shrignold, who would be too busy telling him about the glory of Malcolm to listen
The briefcase and Tony wouldn’t get along because the briefcase would do his “look at the time I better be off” schtick, thus prompting Tony to kidnap him and teach him about time for 20 minutes
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boneinator · 3 months
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Hope this doesn’t bother you a lot, but can we get some headcanons of the teachers? I was curios about ur vision for them
Dw it doesn't bother me !! I love getting asks ^^
Anyway it's going under read more bc this feels like a long one
Sketch
• she/they enby, omnisexual (<- me when I'm projecting)
• mentor figure for the newer teachers
• gives drawings and crafts as gifts, might or might not have various voodoo dolls
• uses Colin as a monitor for digital art
Tony
• he/him, bisexual
• you CANNOT tell me he doesn't drink tea 24/7. Most British mf I have ever seen
• weird hearing, very sensitive to loud sounds but can barely hear normal talking tones. Applies to his own voice too so that's why he screams a lot
• kind of an inferiority complex for the decaying use of clocks over technology lol
Shrignold
• gay and homophobic idgaf
• aware of the harm he's doing but genuinely loves his cult- "family" a lot
• likes telenovelas, granny type of beat
Colin
• he/it Libramasc, pansexual (here I am, projecting once again)
• has haphephobia but is working on it (this one might as well be canon idk)
• everyone has a computer day, so even if you see him every day you only get screentime once a year
• autism 🫵
• his tail is retractable
• has SO MANY viruses, that's why he glitches and talks slow
Healthy band
• doing them all together bc how can you think of them alone :[ don't separate them
• common fanon of them being a family ykn the drill
• their "birthday" (or date of release lol) is actually fridge and steaks anniversary
• depending on the day they either make the most rancid bizarre food or a 5 stars, Gordon Ramsay approved meal
• running on the same luck, fridge can either be filled with normal groceries, nothing (you have to buy groceries) or gore. Like those are his guts leave him alone
• everyone hiding inside fridge is apparently a normal bonding experience
• bread boy is transfem !! (Should we start calling her something different?)
• spinach is also a she/they enby, nobody in here isn't lgbtq
Lamp
• he/him but doesn't really care, pansexual
• has been trying to be sober but he's already very fucked up, that's why he's like That™ in the TV show
• the other teachers we see in his episode are his party friends
• absolutely watches the others dreams, likes to bother them about what they mean
★ ok now the TV show ones
Briefcase
• has an absurd amount of skills, barbie kind of ridiculous
• lives with his brother and sustains them both
• workaholic
• was mr.petersons before red guy
• actually not that bad he's just really fast paced, genuinely just lost the trio on the fabric
Coffin
• he/him goth gf <3
• doesn't like music AT ALL. And is very mean about it
• besties with the tissue box !!
• originally only used his hush tone for work but it slowly morphed into his normal voice
• pretty bad PTSD
• very kind with kids and people in general tbh, it might be something useful for his job but it's just how he is really
Lily and Todney
• I don't think about them a lot sorry
• they know what they are doing and that their whole family dynamic is pretty fucked but they genuinely just really want a mom tho ,,,
Warren the wo-Eagle
• genuinely just hate him so I don't think about him a lot either lol
• had no power over the trio because he was fired and not technically a teacher anymore
• his whole Thing (ykn) comes from bullying and a feeling of inferiority. He still sucks tho
Mr.Transport
• well. I guess I just don't think a lot about the newer teachers
• was actually a really nice teacher before still going to work at 120 years old
• nobody really liked him but he was the other's only way of going outside the house so they endured him
• there was a fight over his will. People died
Electracey
• she/they enby n°3, lesbian
• really scared to touch her batteries now, has caused her to get cranky but still refuse to change them until forced
• puts up light shows for her friends
• huge sci-fi and videogames in general fan
• Colin's cousin. Actually all electronics are related
• wanted to be a music teacher but her biology said no
★ this is more of a general one but all of them are somewhere in the aroace spectrum !! I think it comes with the object nature. I have not defined where all of them fall tho
That's it I think. This is so long I am so sorry I just enjoy them a lot so I have a lot of thoughts
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sillysadduck · 1 year
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One of my fave headcanons is aromantic yellow bcus it makes ep 3 SO much funnier 2 me
Shrignold: hes made for her n hes made for him! uwu
Yellow's aro ass:
CAN YOU IMAGINE shrignold trying his best but... he wasn't successful for obvious reasons
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I can definitely see that, he just wanted to go home and have a snack🤷‍♂️ leave the boy alone, shrig, you pesky bee
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Hai! sorry if anyone’s asked this before but do you have any Shrignold or Warren headcanons? Also um, you’re cool. :]
The guys ever, this is just some of them btw
Shrignold:
. Really pretty, both as a butterfly and as a human
. Just has a really sinister aura, in like the sense of he looks friendly and charming but you always just have this underlying feeling of unease around him
. Gossip girl
. Most complicated makeup routine known to puppet kind
. Electracey’s ex-“best friend” (Best friend in quotes because he was just trying to get her to join his cult, they’re like Regina George and Janice to me)
. Gay and Transmasc (He/Him)
. Very fucked up mentally, he’s just not doing well
. Sharp. teeth.
. As a puppet, whenever he smells some sort of blood he starts trying to eat whatever is bleeding (I came up with this after finding out that butterflies drink fox’s bloods, so like some weird sort of animalistic cannibalism)
. Biggest but most fragile ego
. Frenemies with Coffin (One-sided on his side, Coffin just doesn’t like him)
. Kinda forgot how to walk, due to just flying around all the time
Warren:
. Not allowed near any of his previous co-workers
. Polysexual, Intersex, Transmasc (He/Him)
. Briefcase’s ex, still kinda misses him
. Hair absolutely destroyed by the purple hair dye he uses
. Had braces in his Highschool years but they did absolutely nothing for him
. Clings onto anyone who nice to him
. His worm tail wags like a dogs when he’s happy
Also, thank you anon :]
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saveismyname · 7 months
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DHMIS ( human ) TEACHERS HEADCANONS !! ( part 1, probably )
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- Shrignold have freckles on his faces and shoulders
- also he loves bugs but is aracnophobic ( especially hate for daddy long legs )
- he didn't get the chance 'cause of the cult, but if he had, he would've loved to be a model or something like that (plus, i think human Shrignold would be really pretty)
- Paige absolutely ADORES the scene queen style. ( and decora kei )
- them will never wear the same outfit twice
- she do a lot of art thing, but, before drawing, what she likes most is acting, crafts and dance (especially ballet).
- Colin works fixing devices (mostly old computers), he's usually better at removing viruses and codes and blah tech stuff.
- He acts like a fucking caricature and he's happy with it.
- his favorite movie is " Back to the future "
Also, ofc >>
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Plus= Warren.
- Warren worked as Telephone customer service when he was on OK stop!. Thats why he has his headphones all the time
- he wanted to be a comidian on late night TV like Jimmy Fallon and all of them ( he's so Bo Burnham songs and stand up specials coded )
- omg hes gay as hell
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marshart · 1 year
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Love Cult Headcanons: Purple Flower, being the fashion designer of the cult, is normally in charge of the suits and dresses for any special occasions and ceremonies; Weddings, rituals, etc. Away from the cult’s expectations, she uses her creativity to create a variety of designs.
But of course, she can’t continue on with her work or admire her progress without a model to display the outfits for her. Therefor, she has Yellow Flower and Shrignold model her designs for her to analyze :-)
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misterier · 1 year
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random hcs bc it's 5 in the morning 😻
yellow guy draws on the fridge with dry erase markers .
duck wears those 1515 ass pj's and gets out his dusty reading glasses before bed, and probably re-reads the newspaper before passing out .
red guy really likes starbursts candy .
they have their own version of family game night, every week on friday they (one a week) gets to pick how they spend their time that day. that could be sitting around watching Gorlton and Hovris, reading old story books, drawings on the floor while playing music, or being duck's servants (they don't know why they still let him participate) .
yellow guy has a stuffed animal he got from roy when he was really young and now he literally cannot sleep with out it because he finds so much comfort in it, even if his father wasn't the best to him .
tony/clock gets annoyed when people don't know 24 hour time, like wdym you don't know what 16:45 is 🤨, the notepad/paige gets really annoyed when he speaks like that and ends up hitting him with comically large crayons .
colin/the computer over heats so quickly frfr, you open one tab and his monitor is literal hell fire .
tommy and lily used to have a pet dog, his name was charlie and he was a cocker spaniel .
the trio likes to rank things like foods allot so when they try something new they'll literally ask something like "how's it taste? from a scale of raw chicken picnic to black licorice" , they forget that not everyone knows the way the scale works .
when the coffin guy takes people alone to their death he makes sure to make them teat before he breaks the news, if they already don't know .
if someone offers to get the old train man hearing aids he beats them with the cane and screams about how he can't believe they're calling him old .
warren has horrible posture and has had back pain since he was a young teen .
dunkin hates when people make dunkin donuts jokes, and will bash them on the company website if they keep making them .
red guy had a long emo phase .
shrignold wears his religious robes around the house because he likes how it flows behind him and makes him look 'mysterious' .
red guy has the humor of a middle schooler and only laughs at the dumbest shit known to man, if duck asks what he's laughing about and red shows him. duck will literally shake his head, tsk, put his hands on his hips, then walk away.
duck thinks he's the father when he's actually the mother/hj .
duck only wears dramatic fluffy robes that flow behind him .
the trio brush their teeth together because if they don't they all forget .
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asdhmis · 2 years
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really late pride month ft. human colin
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malekiddo · 1 year
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headcanon. cult members live in living clouds.
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gothic666 · 14 days
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I LIVEEEE
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silly-stings · 7 months
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new warren design hes got that eagle in him
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static-kai · 1 year
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so uh, j found this fuckin thjng
*breaks it into bits and pieces and throws it to you like bird feed*
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shriggisick · 11 months
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Shrignold leaned in, taking a sniff at you before looking at you weirdly. "You smell really good... Have you been near a rotting corpse today?"
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sillysadduck · 2 years
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I was supposed to post him with Colin but I don't feel good today so i dont think I'll finish him:|
Paige and Tony are already posted!
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requests are open but I'll probably post Colin tomorrow anyways so yeah
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