Crispy Chili Beef Mac and Cheese, Shrimp Mac and Cheese, Bacon Shrimp Mac and Cheese and plain Mac and Cheese
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Shrimp and Broccoli Stir Fry
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Yall if you thought our planet wasn't crazy enough get a load of this. Hundreds of triop shrimp just emerged from the fucking desert. Like these things are (probably) remnants from when the desert was an actual ocean, they've adapted over the last several hundred million years to survive their ocean becoming a desert.
And not only that, but this whole thing right here:
These little dudes have succeeded at evolution.
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I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???
and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect
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Honey jerk shrimp with salmon fried rice (source)
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this started out as a silly design challenge but now im invested. anomalocaris (giant prehistoric shrimp) fursona
[image id: several drawings of an anthropomorphic shrimp-like creature. it is orange and yellow, with spots on its legs and stripes on its tail. it has cartoony eyestalks and weird filter-feeder mouth parts. in one drawing, it is wearing clothes: a floral tee under a hawaiian shirt, striped shorts, and green lobster-shaped flip flops over white socks]
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patreon / twitter
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you: *eats 10 pounds of shrimp in 8 minutes* I am the shrimp king! I cannot be outshrimped
me: *eats a thousand pounds of shrimp in one bite* just another day in the life of a whale
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the shrimp I have... the shrimp I want to have...
shrimp ♪ heaven ♪ now >:0
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Zesty lime shrimp and avocado salad
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I don't give the shrimps junk food for 12 hours and they start high-risk feeding strategies already...
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Pick a pasta . . .🍝
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Shrimp 🦐 Roll Filet Mignon Burger
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