Izuki Puns Headcanon
A/N: Considering I was currently supposed to do a headcanon but all of the requests in my inbox are either scenarios or are unspecified but would work better as scenarios, I decided to finish this old headcanon draft I made for shits and giggles.
So, how would he describe his fellow KNB cast members? I am not fluent in Japanese, so the puns are English based. They range from somehat decent, to downright lame and teenage boy humor, which makes me feel I nailed Izuki pretty well.
"He's a little sadisdick." - Emperor Akashi
"He has the instincts of the taiga." -Kagami.
"His primary cooking skill is the Slice Claw." -Kiyoshi
"After he mastered Reo's, Oblivian/Void technique, I started calling him the Butch Shooter." -Hyuga.
"Not the best, but certainly the beast." -Kotaro Hayama.
"Whenever he's playing, you can feel the emo-tion." -Himuro.
"His name rhymes with 'A mean dicky,' and fits him rather well." -Aomine
"He's an agree-n-able guy, which is surprising for someone so difficult." -Midorima
"When it comes to matters of the stomach, he's a candyd man." -Murasakibara
"His style is invisiball." -Kuroko.
"She slaps." -Riko.
"A serious case of womanly intuiTITion." -Momoi.
"I won't do Kise, his fangirls already came up with a shit ton of kiss puns." -Regarding our famous blondie locks.
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random knb headcanons bcs we need another season (pt. 2)
- hyuga owns random headless mannequins and puts styled wigs on them (bcs he’s a barbers boy), and just reanact random things with the seirin team
- mibuchi would avoid paying the meal if the team went out for dinner.
- if a girl came up to sakurai to get his number, he would 100% drop everything in his hands shake and freak out then apologize for freaking out then apologize for apologizing.
- ^^ aomine would give the girls sakurais number for him.
- i feel bad for momoi bcs the amount of girls that would like aomine, oml she’d probably be disliked for no reason bcs of it
- kasamatsu has a whole ‘nother closet just filled of unnecessary basketball stuff he kept like old water bottles, sweaty towels, etc
- hayama watches romance movies and tries to convince the team to watch it but he just gets made fun of by mibuchi and akashi
- riko bought a whole punching bag in her room so she can pretend it’s the seirin boys when they don’t listen to her
- hayakawa gets weirdly motivated and inspirational at the wrong timing, like when someone’s dog died, if someone lost something, he’d just say something motivating but it’s not the right time to say it
- kagami throws his controller at the tv when he loses
- kagetora is SUPER invested in politics, like he’d always have the channel on when he’s not watching basketball and yell at everyone involved
- moriyama forces kise to take him to his photo shoots so he can become like kise in order to win the ladies 💀
- without a doubt in my mind furihata would own so many pet dogs and name them each of the seirin boys
- murasakibara always has some sort of back pain
- akashi has a weirdly strict diet he uses during basketball and tries to get the other boys into it, when it’s really weird
- whenever momoi forces them to go shopping, aomine enjoys going to the more adult stores because he’s a perv and just looks at the girls
- poor murasakibara has to adjust EVERYTHING in his room just so he could fit in it
- see for some reason kuroko has a facial routine because momoi introduced it to him and ever since he’s had extremely clear skin
- midorima would act like such a grandpa in the GOM groupchat
- takao does streaming in his free time (so like never) but when he does, when he does he gets distracted and just spins around his chair forever until he gets dizzy and throws up
- kiyoshi would float in the air if he smelled pie fr
- when alex temporarily lived with kagami, they definitely played rock, paper, scissors every night to see who did the dishes. but kagami got mad whenevr he lost so they just kept on going
- every year for Halloween, izuki tried to get the group to go along with his idea, when it was really stupid. and izuki and hyuga would just have a yelling match, well more just hyuga yelling at izuki but
- kise is the type of guy who moves around in his sleep. and i mean he kicks, punches, slaps, everything unintentionally while sleeping.
- whenever takao or the GOM get into any sort of trouble, they either hide it from midorima or they call him to help them. either way midorima finds out
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KNB characters and what lingerie they like to see you in ;)
not proof read - at this point i havent even written it yet, but im just not gonna bother lol
also this is a mix of the GOM and MY favorite characters bc the other regulars need some love IMO and i am here to GIVE
warnings: suggestive but no hardcore smut but i’m still tagging it as such just in case
minors dni
Kuroko Tetsuya:
Something simple like a silk nightgown. He isn’t a fan of complicated pieces that he has to solve a puzzle just to get you out of. Would absolutely get frustrated and end up tearing it on accident and then feel really bad he ruined such a pretty piece of clothing. Like obviously he thinks you look stunning, but he’d rather put more energy and focus on pleasuring you.
In all honesty you probably just happen to stumble upon this preference by complete accident.
You’re just minding your business, getting ready for bed on a warmer night of the year and you pull this number out of the closet and Tetsu is absolutely floored when he sees you climb into bed next to him like something out of a dream.
He’s so flustered he doesn’t know what to do with himself. Like is now a good time to initiate something?? You don’t really seem to be all that aware of his internal struggle until he’s pulling you in to an embrace just a little more needily than usual and burying his face into your neck all shy like.
- “Tetsuya? Honey, is everything okay?”
- “I really want you - right now. May I?”
Goodness gracious, okay, yes, of course sir, right away sir.
Kagami Taiga:
Absolutely does not care what you are wearing, ever.
You could be wearing a trash bag and this man would still want you.
That being said, he will go absolutely feral if he sees you in thigh highs.
I am a firm believer that Kagami Taiga is a thigh man. Doesn’t matter what shape or size they are, stretch marks or thigh gaps - he again, does not give a single fuck.
You could be wearing them all day and he would have the hardest time keeping his eyes off you. He’s gonna be real riled up the moment he gets you alone so be prepared and be aware that with great power comes great responsibility.
Cut to the two of you trying to relax at the end of the day - whatever it was you had been out and about taking care of - and he’s got his head resting between your legs as he tries to relax while watching TV.
Key word: tries.
His self restraint is absolutely demolished the moment you absentmindedly run your hands through his hair and the only thing he decides he wants is you using those same hands to tug at his hair as he fucks you with his tongue ‘til you’re crying.
- “Are you even aware of what you’re doing to me or have you been riling me up all day on purpose?”
Aomine Daiki:
Wear one of his t-shirts, plain and simple.
Especially if you’ve stolen it and he catches you going about your business.
He just can’t let that go unpunished ya know?
And you’re not wearing any panties? You gotta know what you’re doing to him, babe.
Tosses your cute ass over his shoulder and totes you off to the bedroom to take care of you. Is extra sure to leave hickies in places that are a little too hard to cover as well as ones all over your chest, for him and him only.
May be a little rougher than usual - usually he’s kinda lax in bed, likes to watch you ride him so he can see your titties bounce - but tonight he’s gonna have your legs over his shoulders as he fucks you so hard you’re seeing stars.
- “Think you can take my shirt with out asking and get away with it, huh?”
yes, yes you can.
Kise Ryota:
If you think for one second he’s not the one buying you lingerie you’re wrong.
He has you model each and every purchase only to end up tearing it off you because he can’t be bothered to figure out how to take it off.
Also really likes tearing clothes off of you, literally, so you made him promise that anything he tore off of you would be something he bought you and something he would therefore replace. It happens that often fortunately unfortunately.
he def has his favorites that he can’t bear to part with though.
A couple of examples are this sheer robe, this delicate set, and this one with the choker.
Wear one of his button downs over that last one with a pair of heels and he’s on his knees for you in seconds.
- “Anything for you, my love <3.”
Akashi Seijuro:
Another fan of slip dresses but will absolutely swell with pride if you present yourself in something he can use to restrain you.
It shows him that you have complete and total trust in him, enough to let him have full control of the situation.
Please let this man tie you up in silk it will be the experience of your life.
Will praise you like it’s his sole purpose to do so; tells you how good you’re doing, how pretty you moan, kisses away tears of overstimulation as he works you with his hands, traces along the fabric as he admires each and every part of your body as if he were searing it into his mind to remember if he were to lose the ability to see tomorrow.
- “Truly, how lucky am I to have a goddess such as you at my fingertips. I beg your forgiveness for the sinful acts I may partake in, with your permission.”
Midorima Shintaro:
Something simple, like a matching sheer bra and panty set.
Not a big fan of those terribly intricate sets, despite having the dexterity to pick them apart with ease. He just prefers the simpler things in life. Like the button down over braw and panties combo.
There’s just something so domestic and sweet about it that it turns his normally stoic demeanor entirely soft.
Will wrap his arms around your midsection and trail kisses up and down your neck and shoulder as he slides his shirt off of your body with ease. Definitely not the way to go if you want him to be rough with you, because he’s going to take his time with you, making sure to whisper little affirmations of love with every gentle kiss that will have you melting just the way he did when he saw you in his shirt.
“Have I ever told you how much I treasure you, darling?”
Murasakibara Atsushi:
Be naked. That’s it.
Seriously, he does not have the time for any of that. Lingerie gets in the way of his mouth being on your body and he does not like that.
The one thing he might tolerate would be a pretty little choker with a charm he can watch dangle as you ride him. Even then, that’s pushing it.
Has a tendency to barge in on you while your changing, or in the shower and will just invite himself into your space with absolutely zero shame.
He’ll of course respect you if you say no, but if you just so happen to be in the mood he’s absolutely gonna indulge.
Trust that you’re always gonna have bitemarks on your thighs because he can’t get enough of you, so thigh highs are a no.
T-shirts and button downs get in the way of your tits, so that is also a no.
And any intricate lacy bullshit is gonna get torn off of you in favor of figuring out how to unclasp all those tiny little hooks, so that’s also a big fat no.
Just no.
- “Huh? you spent a lot of money on that? Oh well, I’ll just have to make you feel so good you forget all about that stupid pile of lace, right?”
Izuki Shun:
Is, for once, speechless.
You just prance in to the bedroom from the master bath, clad in nothing but this sexy little number acting like it’s just a normal Tuesday and not the best night of his life.
Seriously, you just brush right past him like it’s no big deal. At least you try to.
You barely make it past him before he’s scooping you into his arms and holding you hostage so you have no choice but to wrap your legs around him so you don’t slip.
Genuinely so tempted to drop some cheesy one liner but for once he cannot come up with any for the life of him - not to mention he’s sure if he had one, it would absolutely kill the moment.
So he keeps his mouth busy by other means.
Well, until the act is over and done with. You’re just starting to drift off to sleep when he sensually whispers some dumb pun in your ear and ruins the moment.
- “Shun, please you were so close.”
- “Hmmm, those last two words sounded much nicer when you were moaning them a couple minutes ago.”
Sakurai Ryo:
Honestly thinks lingerie is really pretty but is terribly intimidated by it.
Much more partial to something softer, like this set.
This man legit apologizes for staring like that’s not the whole point of this exchange.
Careful though. Once you pry his hands away from his face and get him to put them on your body, he wont remove them until you’re thoroughly spent and he’s had his fill of you.
He might act all shy and reluctant but this man is greedy, through and through. he’s got all your most sensitive spots committed to memory and he plans to exploit them to the best of his ability. In other words, you’re in for a long night.
Hushes all your half hearted pleas with desperate pleas of his own.
- “I know, I know, I’m sorry, just one more okay? You can give me one more, right? Please, please, please I need to see how pretty you look when you come, so be good for me, okay?”
Momoi Satsuki:
Will absolutely dress you up in pink.
It doesn’t matter if you absolutely hate the color, she’s gonna decorate you in pink lace, baby doll lingerie and you’re gonna let her admire you until she’s satisfied.
Then she’s gonna pick the garment off piece by piece with her teeth, leaving little love bites and hickies in her wake.
She’ll leave the least coverage-y articles like the choker and garters because she still wants to enjoy the way her colors look on such delicate parts of your body. Will definitely ask to take pictures of specifically those places decorated in hickies. Leaves out your privates though, because she wants you to be fully comfortable with the pictures she has on her phone.
- “Look how cute you are! I can’t believe you thought you didn’t like pink, you’re mine after all!”
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random knb headcanons bcs i want another season asap!
- idc what anyone says but i feel like kise is so narcissistic anytime he sees himself on a magazine cover or page he’d shove it right in front of people and be like “hey did you know that’s me?” “that’s me on the cover!” “i think you should buy this bcs im in there!” then kasamatsu slaps him.
- himuro would pin all the fanmail or love letters he’d gotten and put them over his wall just because he likes knowing he’s appreciated
- i feel like takao can just never keep a part time job. like he’d be bouncing between so many because he just manages to make a mistake. like he’d accidentally spill the drink when giving the customer their meal or just play around to much.
- kise would SO be into kids shows. like miraculous ladybug, my little pony, etc because he’s so “invested” in what happens next.
- i don’t know why but momoi would win first place in a science fair. don’t ask.
- imayoshi would be weirdly obsessed with yandere simulator because he can just kill anyone he wants in that game, and he’s just oddly attached to it
- when izuki wakes up the first thing he does is tell a cheesy joke to himself in the mirror, run his hands through his hair and be like “what an attractive funny guy you are,” with the finger guns.
- aomine definitely gets mad easily so because of this he has so many holes in his walls because he can’t control his anger
- izuki and takao would end up having a joke-off. which would end up in an argument between shutoku and seirin.
- mitobe works at a bookstore.
- kuroko would have this huge photo wall of pictures of him with the GOM and his friends in general that he’d have momoi print out
- wakamatsu listens to that good ole country music 😭.
- sakurai is really good at video games that involve first person shooting, but it would get really annoying how much times he says sorry. (love my boy sakurai still)
- moriyama is on SO SO SO MANY dating apps but for some reason he never gets a match with the girls he wanted.
- (adding to that) the boys of kaijo would set up a fake profile and pull a catfish, kise definitely conducted the idea, kasamatsu just went along with it.
- hanamiya says “no way jose”. don’t even try to argue with me on this.
- imayoshi doesn’t sleep. like his eyes are peeled open 24/7 at ALL times.
- midorima sets an alarm every hour to drink a cup of water because it’s quote unquote “healthy”
- takao would make such a big fuss about not being the first to sleep at a sleepover then ends up sleeping first and getting pranked.
- in every single room, murasakibara has some sort of food containers so he never gets hungry.
- i actually don’t know why but akashi has this like obsession with collecting older jewelry that has a possibility of being cursed.
- momoi has a bunch of stuffed animals and named them after every knb basketball member, and sleeps with tetsu’s every night.
- teppei is actually a metal/ hard rock fan.
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KnB General Hcs - Part 2
I love them so much the entire knb cast so skrunkly...
contents: sfw
Kasamatsu is famously (canonically) TERRIBLE at talking to women, so I think that one time at a job interview, he was composing himself in the lobby, prepared to make the best impression of allt ime, but when he was called over by an attractive lady around the same age as him, he disintegrated.
(While we're talking about him, I think he'd be super SUPER respectful to the elderly, just because he feels a sense of responsibility for his elders)
Akashi, personally, I think wouldn't photograph well. (I know he was one or two pictures of him in the show and looks normal but HEAR ME OUT) I just think he gets in his head about how he should appear, and he ends up looking a little too stern, like his eyebrows are just always furrowed.
Kobori, Reo, Kiyoshi, and Kimura probably all take the big sibling/brother roles in their respective teams. (i don't imagine tōō or yōsen having anybody like that) Like, they'd go out of their way to buy everybody drinks after practice or a match, no matter their mood.
Miyaji, our resident Miyu-Miyu stan, once attended a concert, ran into his female classmates, and while i don't think he's the kind of guy to be incredibly 'i wanna die' embarrassed type, he definitely didn't want to admit that he was there for his own enjoyment. So when the girls eventually notice their literal 6'3 (anybody else surprised by his height btw?? he gives short energy LMAO) giant of a classmate, he psh'ed and just said "I'm waiting for somebody." No, he has not been able to avoid the girlfriend allegations since.
Kagami sleeps with so many pillows, and it's because of his muscle pains, but holy shit his bed is just a clump of fluff.
Izuki, for whatever reason, always has crap falling about of his locker. Whether it's his piles of joke books, the rare sheet of schoolwork, or an old coffee can, you can never EVER trust him to keep his locker clean for more than 4 days.
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Kasamatsu deserves the world I don't care what you think (i care ily <3)
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