#shut it von

[vonathans-obscure-stuff]

Odd Squad | s1e35a: “Now You Don’t See Me” | s2e34: “Who Is Agent Otis?”

#cinematic parallels #god olympia… you poor thing #you can clearly tell she watched olive’s cases from this #and how that abosolutism fueled her own morals #only for them to be broken down by that fact that her partner was a villain #am i getting too existential? I’m getting too existential #shut it von #odd squad #odd squad pbs kids #gifsets #odd squad gifset #quote gifsets

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

franziska's interpersonal relationships are amazing. like she hangs out with her brother miles and someones like "oh is one of you adopted?" and she says "yes because my father killed his father." she goes on a date with maya and someone asks how they met and she says "well i tried to put her in jail for murder." a newbie at interpol asks how she started working with agent lang and she says "he tried to arrest me for treason."

#shut up pandora #ace attorney #franziska von karma #miles edgeworth #maya fey #shi long lang #franmaya #i have started shipping it recently

[dyouknowwhatimean]

me: cutting my nails like a normal person

the tiny lars von trier that lives in my brain: I divide humanity into two groups the people who cut the nails on the left hand first, and the people who cut the nails of the right hand first. My theory is that the people who cut the nails of the left hand first, they're more light-hearted. They have a tendency to enjoy life more, because they go straight for the easiest task, and... save the difficulties for later. - So what do you do? - Always the left hand first. I don't think there's a choice. Go for the pleasure first, always. And then when you've done the left hand, only the right hand remains. That's the easiest one left

#shut uuuuuup shut up #lars von trier #own post

[streatfeild]

taking the 11.30am train to catch my 8.30pm flight. not taking any risks even though i should be at the airport in 2 hours

@deutsche-bahn plEASE BEHAVE

#übertreibe ich es mit dem puffer? hellooo we‘re talking about the db #die geschichten die ich allein in der letzten woche von den kollegen gehört habe die versucht haben nach berlin zu fahren 🙄🙄🙄 #2 trips! to the aorport today and back home on tuesday! then i vow to never give the db another cent until they figure their shit out #shut up kit #db

[dropitdoeeyes]

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She painted my lips red

So that we both ensured I kiss her every inch

My god, the girl looked like she’d burned

Some old-ish Raphmari art for the soul

#They’re so in love and so bisexual & t4t about it #Lyrics are from songs about your girlfriend by los campesinos #the mechanisms #the mechs #the mechanisms art #art #artists on tumblr #marius von raum #raphaella la cognizi #raphmari #will not shut up about them #spreading my agenda #holy shit its a des art tag #🧪

[star-felled]

von karma siblings are so funny. edgeworths super critical of the supernatural and is a firm non-believer and meanwhile franziskas like "heres a photo of maya fey being possesed. accept it into evidence"

#franziska von karma #ace attorney #eto shut up challenge

[peytowin]

I love your Ludwig. He's super cute! Do you have more of him? 😊

OMG THANKS!!!!! and boy do i :3 I have curated my finest squiggles for you. the first page is the newer ones and the second one is where i was trying to figure out what was going on

i am totally normal about him and not obsessed i SWEAR‼️

#thank you for the ask omg my first one 🥺 #ludwig von koopa #mario bros #these are all from the past month or so i am not that deranged #FRECKLES!!! he has freckles I love him #ok I’ll shut up now give me the chances and ill ramble for hours sorry chat

[gghero]

whoever writes these blurbs can NOT stop emphasizing how pivotal Caspar and Linhardt's friendship is to their respective characters and I love that for them

#they cant shut up about it <3 #fe #fe3h #caspar von bergliez #linhardt von hevring #caspar (fe) #linhardt (fe) #linspar #casphardt

[thetrolltolls]

how i'm gonna be looking at everyone's victoria von hemen drawings

#i don't know how to tag this #dennis reynolds #glenn howerton #glennis #victoria von hemen #shut up shannon

[stergeon]

say it

Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.

(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)

“‘Shit.’”

“Grotesque.”

“Give it a try.”

“… Shit.”

“Very good. ‘Ass.’”

“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”

“Then why don’t you say it now?”

“I… er…”

“If it’s so easy, then do it.”

“… Ass.”

“Excellent.”

“Don’t mock me.”

“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”

“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”

“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”

“It means va—”

“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”

“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”

“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”

“Wait, wait.”

“No.”

“One more, one more.”

“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”

“Please?”

“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”

“Is that a yes?”

“All right. All right. One more.”

“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”

“Byleth!”

“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”

“I’m—I am not—”

“Please?”

“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”

“Is it working?”

“… Regrettably, it is.”

“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”

“It most certainly is not!”

“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”

“… Fuck.”

“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”

“Are you quite satisfied?”

“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”

“Byleth.”

“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”

“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”

“Just repeat after me.”

“No!”

“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”

“… Oh.”

“Go on, El. You can do it.”

“… Byleth, I…”

“Keep going.”

“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”

“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”

“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”

“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”

“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”

“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”

#fe3h #fire emblem #edeleth #edelgard von hresvelg #byleth eisner #ficlet #sterge.rtf #sick of having this knock around in my drafts so now it is loose in the wild #but it’s so dumb that i really don’t want to bother posting it on ao3 #if i got an email alert for this i’d be disappointed #besides i’m trying to pretend i’m hard at work on the vickyvesties right now #it’s not crack it’s just goofy #theoretically this takes place during the honeymoon phase of chapter 5 of shared space #since edelgard knows her swears by the time of muscle memory/shared space chapter 9 #edelgard’s combination teacher/praise thing is truly unfortunate but what can you do. sometimes a girl is a gotdam mess #it’s not weird unless you make it weird. but she makes it weird. #i think sometimes (like here) she drops a ‘my teacher’ accidentally and byleth politely pretends not to notice #because if she Did call attention to it edelgard would be mortified and that would be the end of whatever fun things they’re doing #frankly no one deserves to say fuck more than edelgard #but with that giant stick up her ass she’d have a hard time getting around to it without some goading #i also hc that dropping honorifics is generally a Huge Turnoff for edelgard due to power dynamic shenanigans #their relationship is Complicated Enough in canon before i fucked it up more in shared space lol #so byleth is really asking for trouble here #but i also reckon ‘my teacher’ is a vibekiller for byleth so if anything they’re just riling each other up now #godspeed girls. hope you shut up long enough to get some

[vonathans-obscure-stuff]

the inherent transness of ford prefect

#i don’t even have to fight this if you diagree you can take this up with adams himself/lh #h2g2 #shut it von #ford prefect

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

au where after the dl-6 incident von karma is caught and arrested pretty quickly before he had the chance to adopt edgeworth. so 19 year old college sophomore raymond shields adopts miles instead. and maybe franziska too while hes at it. this guy gets through law school while taking care of a middle schooler and a kindergartener. most of the events of ace attorney wouldnt have happened then but in this timeline raymond fulfills the role of the single dad who collects an absurd amount of weird little girls (gender neutral) with every case he does.

#shut up pandora #ace attorney #ace attorney investigations 2 #aai2 #raymond shields #manfred von karma #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma

[valla]

crimson flower: chapter 18. colorized.

#sorry this is the first thing that popped to my mind when i saw that post #rhea #edelgard von hresvelg #fe3h #fe16 #incorrect quotes #shut up val

[isame-allen]

A cover star ⭐️

#shut up it looks bad ik #im tired asf ok #fatal flaws #arthur von licht #isaacballz

[sewinrat]

Randal x cousin Frank’s pet ferret?

Might be an odd request but I thought it would be funny if little frank had a pet who acted more like a babysitter for him than an actual pet

This Takes place before he got kicked to the moon, also the reader is female

I'm sorry but I'm not really in the Ranfren fandom long enough to know who cousin Frank is. I try to find source but all I found was a link to a deactivated deviantart where the comic was supposed to be and few fanarts so instead I changed it to you being Randal's pet/babysitter.

*Reader implied female and a ferret. Don't get confused with cat or dog behaviours. Also I added Lucid 6 and 12 separately technically

"You are an idiot." You told Randal as you bandaged him up. You make him put tissues up his nose to stop his nose from bleeding more. Luther told you to bandage him up while he go set up a game for the family. "Heh heh~ I just want to play with Sebastian~" he laughs it off and wrap his arms around you while he rubs his face/cheek against yours. "Leave the poor boy alone, he's still new- Stop, you're still bleeding." You hiss at him as a warning.

"Awh~ But your tail is wagging! And that's rare!" He points out and you look down behind you, sure enough - it is wagging. You're embarrassed but you hide it and push Randal away from you. "I feel more like a babysitter than a pet," You retorted. "But you're still the best pet! You play with me, you can keep up with me, not so quiet like those two cats and you're not as fragile as Sebastian!" He has a big cat-like smile on his face as he thinks about all those times you play games with him without you getting tired. Although he lets out small laughs when he remembers times you accidentally ran into furnitures because of your poor vision as a ferret.

You sighed in defeat and continue on with trying to still stop the bleeding nose that you both momentarily ignored. After you successfully did, you put on Mickey mouse ears headband on him for some reason. "There. Now come on," you grab his hand, "we have a family game to get to." You ran with him, holding hands to get to the others. Randal laughs joyfully seeing you being so hyper for no reason.

—

"Randal this is stupid." You say while the boy in statement digs out a grave of some kid named 'Winston Hansen'. "Your brother is going to catch us." You told him the obvious. "It's fine~ I just want to see~" he keeps digging with a smile. Not even over 2 minutes, Luther caught him with Nyen as the catman restrain him and cover his mouth. You hiss aggressively at the catman and your tail poof-out at him. Unfortunately, you are around the same age as Randal so you aren't really intimidating him but you tried.

Luckily Luther told Nyen to let Randal go but that didn't stop you from still trying to intimidate him, glaring deathly as you can at him and he glares back twice as harsh but neither of you are going to do anything with the king around.

Anyways, you all get in the car and you started to wipe away the 'dirt' while moving your legs back and forth(also not trying to hit the front seat) but it seems that it's affecting and fusing into him, the filth spreading, making him rot by the hands. You almost hit him when you hear what he wants to order at a drive thru. Fortunately, he got the kids' meal instead but he's unable to pick up the fries so you had to hand feed him.

Once you arrived home, you both went towards Randal's room with Luther. You lay down on your own bed that was beside Randal's coffin. You didn't bother to listen to the brothers' conversation and instead started to doze off, you lean your head a little bit against his coffin before you went dead asleep. You may not see it after but Randal also leans against the in/other side of his coffin where your head was against.

#can someone tell me who he is first? #he looks fun #randal x reader #randal von ivory #ranfren randal #randal ivory #ranfren #randal’s friends #ranfren x reader #x reader #sincerely sewer rat #i need to shut up

[arcane-navigator]

I forgot to post this one last night on my funger art spree but here is a definitely canon recreation of me, playing Daan, bringing my party into PRVHL Bop on my most recent run

#fear and hunger #funger #termina #fear and hunger 2 #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger daan #daan von dutch #f&h daan #daan #funger daan #i love this dumb ass doctor with every fiber of my being #“so i was taking the bullet out of his skull right? it was so crazy the sou-” #“daan please shut up levi is like....at least 2.”