#shut up

[pseudophan]

The look at the camera and sound effect when Phil said it was a game about knowing your friends Nora I’ll kill him

no this entire bit is so annoying they are so fucking annoying. FRIENDS edition. eye contact with the camera. "oOooO inCrEAsiNglY pErsoNaL" well play the couples edition then if you don't think this one will be able to tell you anything new. god.

#SHUT UP #phan #answered

[dollkisses05]

No one has a higher ego then an ugly man

#lena writes #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #gatekeep gaslight girlboss #this is what makes us girls #just girly things #whisper girl #coquette #coquette aesthetic #femcel #coqeutte #female manipulator #female insanity #female hysteria #female rage #shut up #girlblog #im just a girl #text post #text #men #ew #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #locally hated #nina sayers #lisa rowe #i’m just a girl #real #too real #relateable

[voltstone]

clementine.

what the fuck.

doNT MAKE THAT FACE AFTER YOU SAY THAT. GIRL.

#volt's shit #twdg #twdg 4 #twdg clementine #twdg aj #no but this is one of my favorite lines of hers #not the line itself but girl wtf do you mean youd be a cannibal #or like an off-brand cannibal #oml #i know im being a hypocrite the other fic im working on i turn wednesday into a cannibal leave me alone lol #and also no i totally didnt think about a one-shot to do related to this #shut up #ALSO HER LINE DELIVERY ON THE “whatever you say ☺️” IS WILD

[legiterallylunar]

the chess game.! the games i play.! aaaand post

#SHUT UP #my fav songs on the soundtrack #im never not thinking about them #the games i play is always in my head #i never don't hear it #andrew rannells the man you are #christian borle shut up challenge go (affectionate) #i love the man #YEARSSS YEARSS TOOO LONGGG #do u want my help NO i don't i can think it through myself #what should i do now ?move .where. there! #THESE ARE THE ONLLLY GAMES . I PLAYYYY #shut up i cant deal #falsettos #leo talks!

[spellbooking]

Halsin tummy truthers rise

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #halsin #halsin bg3 #halsin silverbough #gamingedit #bg3 gif #videogamemen #tay.gif #bg3 edit #i have so many gifs in my backlog #and i don't queue anything so #yeah the medal is digging into his skin #shut up

[hypewinter]

The street kids of Gotham were acting off. Which wasn't saying much considering they were always acting suspicious but for the last few weeks the kids had been acting different somehow. They were a little too organized. Jason finally decided to look into it and found that the street kids really had organized under one leader. Which was concerning to say the least. Jason figured their leader was some asshole who was about to forfeit his rights to knee caps but instead he found it was some spooky teen from out of town. It was still suspicious but he figured as long as the kid wasn't causing any trouble he'd leave things be. For now.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #danny becomes a mini red hood #and does arguably a better job at it #no jason is not jealous #shut up

[mcuxhp777]

Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

#batfam #wayleska #damijon #jondami #jaygar #timkon #birdflash #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #jeremiah valeska #conner kent #wally west #garfield logan #jonathan kent #incorrect quotes #bruce you attract criminals #shut up #at least their boyfriends #doesn't commit crime

[hornpoint]

JOHN GREEN HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS BUILDING A TEMPLE TO COCK

#shut up

[morganski-19]

Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie

Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange

Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?

Steve: I’m not sure

Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten

Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far

Ten minutes later

Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced

Steve: Peeled

Eddie: Ok

Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed

Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?

Steve: Nothing

#and the comments are like #omg couple goals #the bar is finally off the ground #that is so wholesome #specifically robin’s comment > #eddie you big sap #eddie’s response > #shut up #since everyone is doing this #i’m hopping on the band wagon #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #modern au #orange peel theory #eddie would pass the orange peel test with flying colors #prove me wrong #incorect quote #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie incorrect quotes

[gammelgaedda]

Girl in a cowkini and the lesser known cow in a girlkini

#“shouldn't the cow me fer----” #shut up #gaeddart

[u3pxx]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP HE'S HEREEE

#OH MY GOD #THE INFLUX OF LPS FOR APOLLO'S GAMES HELL YEAAAAAAAA #SUNNYSDIERAMBLES #SHUT UP

[not-rab]

Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

#i’m so funny #i fr spent like 10 mins laughing at this #shut up #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus #regulus black #wolfstar #rosekiller #nonbinary barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #darksun #rosestarkiller #rosestarkillerchaser #partyvan #party #harry potter #harry potter fandom #hp #bartemius crouch jr #bartemius crouch junior #i <3 tree #everyone laugh #please #<3

[kaleidescopic]

oh you hate musicals? oh so youre allergic to all fun and whimsy then? youre against all joy and giddiness brought in front of you huh? you just hate any and all happiness and silly times dont you?

#“hamiltons so overrated” this #“falsettos is so cringe” that #“the dancing in six is so embarrassing” this #“ride the cyclone is so weird” that #“people dont break into song in the middle of a sentence irl” this #“its unrealistic and not historically accurate” that #SHUT UP #ACTUALLY SHUT UP #YOURE NOT ORIGINAL #YOURE NOT BETTER THAN ANYONE BC YOU THINK UR ABOVE MUSICALS #STOP TALKING AND APPRECIATE THE LEVEL OF TALENT EVERYYTHING ABOUT THAT SHIT TAKES #STOP MAKING FUN OF ACTORS FOR BEING GOOD AT THEIR JOB #musical theatre #kal rambles!! #musical theater #broadway #sorry i just got a little angry

[captainfern]

I am a firm believer Gaz is a closet freak 🗣️‼️ he gets down NASTY but no one would know because they assume he’s too quiet and laid back for anything raunchy

baby it’s not in the closet it’s out in the open

this man been a freak 🗣️‼️

#i know this because we just finished having KINKY SEX #‘fern where’s your proof?’ #shut up #don’t talk to me or my man #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #lol

[il-predestinato]

Max: "I always thought that if I would make it to F1, Charles would also make it. You can see already from a very young age the really strong drivers. It's never been a surprise to me that Charles is sitting here. [...] It's not a surprise that we are sitting here together, I think.

Charles: "When you are young and in karting, F1 feels so far away. We knew that we were very fast because we were already competitive in karting. Whenever we changed categories, we would always be competitive. It's amazing. I have really, really good memories - [laughs] although memories that were less good became really good with time. Then you get older, and you look back at moments that maybe you didn't enjoy at the time - that are very funny. It was good times."

🎥: post-qualifying press conference, 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #SHUT UP #I'M NOT CRYING #WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING #WE ARE ALL CRYING #* #interview #post qualifying #las vegas gp 2023 #fave

[a2zillustration]

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#listen I feel like Gale implies he's only going to be gone for about 3 seconds #shut up #let me have this #let Croissant stress out for 200 reasons one of them being that they realized they haven't been separated from Gale for- #-more than like a minute for WEEKS #It's fine they can figure it out when the imminent doom is no longer imminent #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act III spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #gale #gale dekarios #gale x tav #breadweave #comics #mystra