#shut up cereal

[unboundbnha]

Okay I’m gonna post something controversial

#I KNOW THERES A TYPO LEAVE ME ALONE #anti tim drake #god I finally get to use that tag #listen. I don’t want to piss in anyone’s cereal. but I’ve seen polls that got flooded by t*m fans #oooooohooooooo the poor baby ooohoohogogooogkdjf shut up #if there are 1000 Tim drake haters I am one of them. if there are five Tim drake haters I am one of them. if there are no Tim drake haters? #I’m dead. #I’m so tired of both him and his fans #HE AINT THAT GREAT #also god. I’m a jason fan and I can’t imagine being a duke fan or a cass fan #watching them get erased for any of the ‘’main’’ bat boys #that shit would be infuriating #as a Jason fan I apologize :( I also love your special little guys and gals #they! deserve! better!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

sometimes it’s okay to not have the most annoying clickbait titles possible actually like sometimes it’s ok to shut up

#they’re so nasty #shut up leave me alone i’m trying to eat some cereal #gross gross grossssssss #can i not have one day of peace #dan and phil #dnp #phan #yeet my deet #yeet my deenp

[bowlzone]

Today's cereal is South Korean Oreo O's!

Initial Impressions: Ever since I heard murmurings from the wider cereal community that the South Korean Oreo O's are the superior take on the concept, they have been at the top of my review list. This review is a chunky one, so the rest is under the cut!

Before we get into my thoughts on the box, let's take a detour back to the ancient history of the 90s to understand why these Oreo O's hit different. The original US run of Oreo O's happened between 1997 and 2007, when Kraft (who own the rights to Oreos) and Post (who own the rights to the cereal recipe) had an acrimonious break up. Both unwilling to give up their respective half of the Oreo O key, Oreo O's ceased production in the US. However, this was not the end, for another Oreo O was made. Kraft acquired a Korean food company, Dongsuh Foods, who had the rights to distribute Post products and so a perfect loophole was found. As of 2017 you can get Oreo O's in the USA again, but they are not the original recipe. It's my understanding that the closest you can still get to the 1990s Oreo O is the Korean version, which is still based on that classic recipe, or close to it. I have no nostalgia for Oreo Os as, despite living in the US during at least some of that time, my parents outlawed the consumption of sugary cereals with an iron fist. Now, as an adult in charge of my own sugar consumption, I have never been so excited to eat something. They start strong with a box that is truly a piece of art, featuring what can only be described as a milk elemental in cool shades. The interior, a shiny silver bag that comes with an immensely appreciated re-sealing sticker, is a lot hardier than the clear cereal bags I'm used to and tests my feeble upper body strength in opening it. The chocolaty aroma already promises a sublime cereal experience.

Post bowl thoughts: poring these into the bowl I immediately noticed that they are much more restrained with their marshmallow pieces (or marbits) than American cereals typically are, perhaps because they know the cereal pieces themselves can carry the bowl. The relatively tasteless marbits instead add a nice textural component to the bite, instead of being a main flavour. The cereal itself is truly the star of the show here, with a rich chocolate flavouring and a satisfying crunch that lasts the whole way through the bowl, resisting any kind of sog. It's interesting as the main grain used here is corn, but it avoids all of the disappointing hollow nothingness of other modern corn cereals. Combined with the milk they really are reminiscent of an Oreo, if slightly missing the texture of the the cream. The milk left in the bowl is fine, but its main contribution is to the texture of each spoon here, so I'm not left disappointed that the final slurp is missing a certain allure. These have immediately unseated American Oreo O's from my top five cereals list. Without the slightly over the top sweetness that the US ones have, it feels like you could keep eating these for hours and never get sick of them. Despite the almost unreasonable excitement I held in my heart for this bowl, it did not disappoint. A fantastic cereal.

#One Oreo O to rule them all #I am so sorry for how long this is I simply cannot shut up about Oreo Os #tumblr sexyman of the week is milk man in sunglasses #cereal #Oreos

[desmorotu]

i’m an official morgan kisser mwah i love him

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted morgan #he is so fine #he is so sweet too wtf #‘i was gonna cook you some cereal’ SHUT UP I LOVE HIM #rosie rambles

[graveyardmouth]

boys when the childhood trauma affects them as people

#like. my parents controlling food really fucked me up as a kid lol i was getting a bowl of cereal and my dad heard me and now im crying #bc when i was a kid if i got caught eating when i wasnt allowed to id get hit or yelled at or forcefed vinegar #and my subconscious still remembers that even though id done my best to block it out #bug shut up #delete later #eating disorders #<- not really? well they are involved in my whole mental clusterfuck about this but not this anecdote #i just dknt know what to tag so people can filter it

[chelledoggo]

cereal commercials are required to put these shots at the end and announce that it's "part of a balanced breakfast" but let's be real nobody was having fruits and juice and toast and muffins with their sugary-ass cereal lol

#shut up chelle #cereal #breakfast #nostalgia

[dennisboobs]

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #HES SOOOOO...... #this fucking scene man. this scene. i will never be over this scene. #hes trying so hard to hold himself back #cereal defense equivalent of the mac day scream pillow #i will never shut up about dee massaging his hand but this is. such a fucking moment #ada speaks #ada's gifs #dennisisms

[biblionerd07]

When my brother and sister-in-law start in on their 5th argument of the day and it’s barely 1 pm

#this is why their kids are constantly screaming I’m sure of it #they cannot have a conversation about the type of cereal they’re eating without arguing #and this is not good natured bickering this is full arguments #are you not embarrassed to talk like this in front of other people????? #just shut the fuck up #truly!!!!!!! #GET OUT OF MY HOUSE #they’re leaving tomorrow or Thursday and it fucking BETTER be tomorrow

[anto-pops]

So tell us more about your booty call from the UK. huehuehuehuehuehue.😜

LMFAOOO it's uh. It's my best friend's cousin.

#asks #YOU SAW MY TAGS LMAOOO I GOTTA SHUT THE HELL UP #we've had a 'thing' going since I was 18 but only when he's visiting it's mutually beneficial #he swears he's gonna marry me but I take his premature vows with a minuscule grain of salt #the man is a British fuck boy through and through #he could read the back of a cereal box to me and I'd happily sit there and listen though I'm a sucker for the accent

[vampfucker666]

killing myself RIGHT NOW i had one (1) bowl of frosted shredded wheat and my stomach is already turning.

#i tried to eat 5 oreos earlier. man i could not make it past 3 its all ogre now #i mean this is in the long run a good thing but come ONNNNNNN i didnt even rlly want the cereal my stomach just wpuld not shut up and stop #growling. KILING MYSELF RN

[ccerealbowl]

No cause your art is like it was made in heaven and has been bestowed upon us humans

Fr tho your art is AMAZING!!

I will evaporate and that is a promise

(thank youuu bsbshsjsjsm)

#im not crying shut up #every time you compliment a cereal bowl you get a good feeling and the distant sound of wailing #cereal asks #cereal talks

[b0ytr4sh]

nothing better than cereal and coke late at night while rewatching ur fav anime

#ok eating cereal and coke #like #at the same time #sounds a bit weird #but i was feeling peckish #so #shut up #☁️

[handsmotif]

reigen and ritsu actually get into twitter arguments constantly but reigen doesn’t realize it’s ritsu but ritsu knows it’s reigen and he’s always instigating it. reigen doesn’t block him bc then he’ll feel like he’s admitting defeat

#reigen tweet: im out of cereal :( #ritsu reply: can you just shut the fuck up #mp100

[rosicheeks]

🤦🏽‍♀️

#I dropped my cereal fucking twice #I’m in such a bad mood now wtf #I’m using these plastic cups since I dont have any bowls or anything here #and it just slipped out of my hand both times #had to clean up the milk cause it got allllllll over the floor #I was in such a good mood before that too #cool cool coooooooooool #now I’m hangry #with nothing to eat #cause fuck that not gonna have cereal again #shut up rosie

[graveyardmouth]

im so allistic (<- googling "things to sort" cause we're out of the heart shaped cheerios)

#honestly im considering mixing some cereals together and then unmixing em #bug shut up

[thetrolltolls]

this post is going to make no sense but PLEASE help me if you can. i'm trying to think of a specific scene when someone in the gang is easily convinced to do something. like they don't have to get talked into it at all. originally i thought about when charlie is getting electrocuted trying to keep the wires together for the tv in the bar, and dee tells him she'll give him $5 to come play the video game with her. but that's not it 😭 i wanna say it was dennis trying to convince charlie, and charlie just says okay. and dennis is like "that's it? didn't have to convince you or get into a whole thing, you just agreed?" if you can help pinpoint a scene that aligns with this PLEASEEEEE let me know. it's literally just for the sake of a joke but it's killing me that i can't think of it

#ik this is like the entirety of the cereal defense #but there is sooooo much convincing and background in that ep #i'm talking ab a conversation where the character needed NO convincing just said yeah sure okay #maybe it was frank???? GOD THIS IS KILLING MEEEEEE #shut up shannon