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#shut up claus
ahogehope · 2 years
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Would BlazBlue tumblr be interested in seeing some doujin 👀
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andonuts-about-you · 1 month
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NEVERFUCKINGMIND WERE SO BACK
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fairyysoup · 1 year
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me going into the theater to watch violent night tonight as if i'm not going to write thee raunchiest santa claus smut you've ever fucking seen afterwards
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divinedeathbed · 3 months
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Yeah. The fucking. Draw this as your comfort characters meme. Haha
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mrqwrertyuioppas · 3 months
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So, how much did Santa and/or Krampus eat this Christmas?
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"Oh, the usual. Nothing but milk and cookies from all across the world. Oof... I feel a good twenty pounds heavier. What about you, Krampus?"
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"Mmmrph?! *gulp* Uh, I ate my fill! I certainly didn't overindulge on cheesecake and Snickerdoodles this year! Honest!"
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One of my favorite Haunted Mansion Holiday Anniversary events had The Nightmare Before Christmas characters singing Broadway songs. However, my FAVORITE scene is where Oogie Boogie brings out Santa Claus, who is tied up, and then drags Jack Skellington out for “double or nothing”. They’re both forced to sing, naturally.
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Santa notices Jack’s hands aren’t tied up like this, so he asks him to untie them. And then this happens:
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Jack manages to tie himself up by accident.
Bonus: He had to get Sally to untie him.
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Bonus X2: Jack and Sally’s reactions to seeing Ken Page in the flesh:
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urlocalllama · 7 months
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Santa and Krampus are the same person, he's just a werecreature. Every new moon Santa transforms, and Krampus goes around sniffing out holiday conflicts and discord. However, most of the year he just ends up digging through dumpsters and Santa wakes up the next morning with the taste of garbaye in his mouth.
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lil-pumpkin-ghost · 4 months
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This is my local toy store’s Christmas decorations. Nothing quite says like the holidays than Santa and his elves looking like they came straight from Hell itself.
Edit: Trigger Warning for flashing lights!
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emzymakesbelieve · 1 year
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The feminine urge to break your crush out of prison and run away to the North Pole.
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rustedleopard · 2 years
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Mother 3 Headcanon of the Day: After getting mauled by the Mecha Drago, Claus developed Broca's Aphasia, a speech disorder where the person afflicted has extreme difficulty forming sentences and words. While as the Masked Man, he gets a machine installed in his head to smooth out some of his difficulties with speaking, it isn't perfect and he still struggles with forming very complex words and sentences.
In any post-game scenario where he lives, this machine got fried by the lightning and he can't rely on it anymore.
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cosmicsponge2004 · 1 year
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Oh No! Something's happened to Santa!!!! 🤯 Looks like i gotta go SAVE CHRISTMAS!!!
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obsessivevoidkitten · 3 months
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On The Naughty List
Yandere Krampus x Gender Neutral Reader CW: Noncon, spanking, bondage, dick piercings, size difference, Krampus, Christmas, assassin reader, punishment, kidnapping, biting, very mild blood from biting, general yandere behavior Word Count: 1.5k (Hey guys, I hope you all like this. Kinda rushed, not beta read, please forgive any errors. My second Christmas gift to you all. I hope your holiday is amazing <3)
You got yourself settled in your hotel room. It was very early in the morning, not past 3am, on Christmas. But you were not Santa Claus and you were not delivering cheer. You had with you only a simple black suitcase. The furnishings in your room were sparse, but that was okay. You did not select this room because of the accommodations but rather for its view. It was not particularly scenic, merely a view of a road and residential area. But you were an assassin and this room afforded you clear aim into the room of your target’s living room. All you had to do was wait.
Your weapon was easy enough to assemble. A sniper rifle, of course. Finally you saw your designated victim pull up into their driveway and enter their house, so you opened the window and readied yourself. An icy chill filled the room. Your vantage point was clear and your weapon was ready but before you could take out your mark you heard a strange and tumultuous sound from behind.
It sounded like the Earth was being torn asunder and the four winds themselves were howling in unison as they collided.
You turned around and saw the very fabric of space and tear before you leaving a purple portal leaking black mist blocking the door to the hotel room. An odd scent like that of cinnamon and coal filled the room. You were about to flee through the open window, you had the skills necessary to scale the building, but the window slammed shut before you could act.
Not many things made a hardened combatant turned assassin such as yourself scared but you would be lying if you said you weren’t trembling.
You could hear a slow and rhythmic pounding sound getting nearer and nearer as if some unseen monstrosity approached from the other side of the portal. And that’s exactly what it was.
The first thing you saw erupt through the rip in space was the head of a horned beast. It was humanoid and wore a wicked grin full of sharp teeth. Eyes like black coals stared into you, piercing you with unrestrained glee in your fear.
Followed by this terrifying face was its body.
Muscular thighs with legs like tree trunks that ended in cloven hooves.. And his whip-like tail lashed angrily at the air. The demonic beast was covered in thick black fur.
The horrifying creature was at least 7 feet. tall.
The faint scent of burning coal filled the space surrounding it.
It took a thundering step towards you, and you cowered in place, momentarily stunned as it said in a deep booming voice, "I’m Krampus and someone has been verrrry naughty this yeeeear."
Though you felt more fear than you ever thought possible you were still a trained combatant turned assassin for hire and you managed to collect yourself about as well as it was possible for any mere human to in such a situation.
You shot the thing right between the eyes with your high-powered rifle, and he... laughed. The bullet bounced off uselessly, and he just... laughed...
You screamed and shouted as loudly as you could, hoping to attract help. Though what they could possibly do when he had shrugged off, a bullet remained to be seen.
No help came for you. Krampus always magically silenced noise from leaking out of rooms where he was punishing someone.
Suddenly, he closed the difference between the two of you and was upon you in record speed, moving supernaturally fast for such a behemoth.
With precise movements, strong hands and sharp claws made confetti out of your dark clothing before he had you bent over his knee.
"I usually use a birch rute for this, but I wanna feel your skin on my hand..."
You struggled and tried to get away, but there was no chance he would let you go. Krampus had to punish many humans, but you were special. Ironically, it was your defiance, the fight in your eyes, that initially attracted him to you.
His hard, calloused hand came down on your bare ass, causing you to curse and tremble.
With all your training something as simple as a slap to your ass shouldn't have bothered you much, even from such a large adversary, but it was like he had slammed the essence of dread into your very heart.
But that still wasn't enough to still you. You kicked, punched, and clawed ferally at any inch of flesh you could reach, like a feral animal backed into a corner.
But he only laughed more as he spanked you over and over. Until you were crying. Worse than the pain was the total humiliation.
Through it all, though, you never stopped struggling. No matter how much terror and pain you endured. You didn't realize it, but it only made him more into you.
Everyone he had punished before, broke them like a kid with a toy, and left them to deal with the trauma. But you didn't seem so easily broken, and that sealed your fate.
If you kept resisting like you were, he was going to keep you forever.
Krampus finally stopped the assault on your rear and dragged you, kicking and screaming over to the bed. You could now see his cock, large and uncut with a frenum ladder set of piercings going up the underside of his length.
"Stop! Get away from me!!"
"Yeah, because you're really the one in position to give commands right now."
He chuckled and bent you over the bed as you writhed madly, knowing what was about to happen.
"Might need to keep you still for this."
In a puff of black smoke, a coil of rope appeared in his hand that he skillfully used to bind your legs and arms.
While he had tied up many people in his line of work, he had never actually used rape to punish someone. But he wanted to see how far he could take things with you. Though at this point, even if he broke you, he was sure he would keep you anyway, just to fix you up again.
Krampus spit on your hole and plunged his cock in roughly. Hardly enough prep to do anything for the pain. For the fiery burning stretch that came with his big dick breaching your entrance.
Despite being bound you still wriggled as best you could while screaming until your throat hurt.
"Fuck you! Goddamned piece o- AHHHH!!!!"
He smirked as he increased the pace. Good. His toy STILL wasn't crumbling apart.
Sharp claws raked your back as his hot breath cascaded down your neck while he whispered, "For someone so bad you feel so good."
Tears rushed down your cheeks. You were infuriated with him and with yourself for having allowed yourself to be taken with such ease. What was far more reprehensible than that though, was the fact that your body had adjusted to his size and it was actually starting to feel somewhat good despite the pain and discomfort.
You yelped as he lightly smacked your sore ass while fucking you.
"Go to H-hell bastard!"
"Ha, been there."
He pulled out, flipped you over on your back, and slid right back into, profuse amounts of precum now providing more adequate lubrication. Embarrassingly, you couldn't stifle a moan as he entered back into you with his piercings adding to the sensation you were trying to ignore.
If your legs hadn't been tied you would have tried to kick him right between the legs for making your body betray you like that.
He leaned over and nibbled on your neck lightly with his sharp teeth, licking up the little droplets of blood that welled to the surface of your skin
You moaned as he did so, as you were pulled closer and closer to orgasm.
Violently, you twitched as you came hard, blushing deeply and cursing him as you did so. He ignored you and licked the blush on your cheeks, humiliating you even farther.
For a few more moments you thrashed as much as you were able in overstimulation as he continued to breed you. His skin meeting yours with an audible slap at each thrust.
Finally he went in deep and filled you with abnormally hot cum that coaxed another orgasm from your exhausted body.
After a few moments of panting he sighed with content and slung you over his shoulders, cum leaking from you and out on to him as he carried you. Vulgarities rolling from your tongue with each heavy step he took.
Another portal opened and he stepped through with you. The cussing, the fierceness, the unbreakable spirit. A perfect partner.
You were the best Christmas gift he had ever given himself, and there was no way he was ever going to give you up.
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starreo · 3 months
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multi-character drabble.
includes pervy! best friends, implied threesome, and adult themes so, mdni.
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despite being your friend for over a year, he had never been inside of your room...which is why he didn't come with you when you said you wanted to go to the store to pick up some ramen...usually he would never let you go out alone at this time, but right now, his bestfriend, offered to come, rambling about how it's such an exciting experience...anyway, you had made the biggest mistake to leave this curious cat alone at your apartment, because as soon as he heard the door shut, he got up from his lazy position on your couch and immediately darted towards your room.
his hand shivering as it turned the handle to the door, and his breath stopped for a moment. fuck, it's exactly like you. it smells just like you, it looks just like you...he didn't waste any time and stepped inside, looking around and leaving his fingerprints everywhere...then his eyes stopped at your bed...you sleep there...before he could jump on it, and inhale the scent of your pillows, he stamped on something. looking down to find a lacy black bra...hot blood ran across his face and to the ends of his ears as he picked it up in his large hands, his long fingers tracing where it would cover your tits...maybe he could keep this...he thought, stuffing the bra in the large pocket of his sweatpants.
maybe there was more he could look for? a cute little panty perhaps? or maybe a vibrator? anything would do... anything that had the opportunity to be near your cunt.
opening drawers hurriedly, he looked for the above, smiling as he finally opened the right one...his eyes sparkled with the amount of neat-looking panties in your drawer...wait... these were washed though...he wanted something that had your slick on it...he wanted to smell your musk, even taste it... he'd waited so long for this...
disheartened at the failure of his mission, he started to stroll back, shutting your drawers, patting your bed cover to smoothen it, and as he made his way out of the door, a little hamper on the side caught his attention. voila!
there it was, his wish to santa claus, merry fucking christmas.
he didn't even realize how long he had been jerking off to your panties, rubbing your still-sticky musk against his large, throbbing cock until he heard a loud gasp, one that came from you. the shameless man didn't stop his actions though, he was too fucked up right now... you'd forgive him later anyway, and if you don't, he might convince you...he thought as he looked at his best friend, who was smiling and shaking his head in amusement.
gojo, nagi, reo, barou, eren, bakugo, suna, atsumu, + your favs <3
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divinedeathbed · 3 months
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i just think snow miser should call me poor boy in a fake pity voice or something
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mrqwrertyuioppas · 4 months
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"W-w-why are you looking at me like that?! I'm not overindulging! It's just some milk and cookies! ...and cakes... and some eggnog... and hot chocolate... *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*"
Just a doodle of Krampus Claus in response to a comment I got from a friend on Twitter...
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jimmerzz0905 · 3 months
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CHRISTMAS terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift UNDER THE TREE, nor have you been called here by SANTA CLAUS, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, MISTLETOES and COAL. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no COOKIES OR MILK. You don't even realize that IT'S DECEMBER 10TH.. Your lust for CHRISTMAS gifts has driven you in endless circles, chasing those SONGS OF CHRISTMAS CAROLERS in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never GET ON THE NICE LIST. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave ELF, who somehow found this CHRISTMAS PARTY not intended for you, although there was a GIFT out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am MERRY as well. I am JOLLY. This place is not FESTIVE, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you NAUGHTY-LISTERS trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your GIFTS. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is SNOW and perhaps SANTA CLAUS waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the HIGHEST SPOT ON THE NAUGHTY LIST has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the SACKS OF COAL waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the MERRY. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to LISTEN TO MARIAH CAREY'S ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS U ON LOO[, no one was there to TELL SANTA YOUR WISH the way you HELPED OTHERS SEND THEIRS. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to HAVE COAL IN YOUR SOCKING, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have CAROLED WITH. This ends for all of us. End CHRISTMAS.
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