#shut up dave

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

#shut up dave #cause like. i got 7 i think? #which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average #MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages #hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time

[hellafa]

kristen submitting an email w a blank attatchment and being like "what it didnt show up? crazy...." hits too close to home

#i was depressed and had history and english essays #i literally looked up ways to deliberately corruot word docs in order to get more time to write essays #im p sure my teachers caught on but tbf most of then were rly cool #and could probably tell i had Shit going on #dimension 20 #fantasy high #shut up dave

[amateurwind]

Ok sooooo. My brain won’t shut up, and Imma make it everyone’s problem.

IDK if there is something like this but…Blob ghosts-

They can overshadow, right? Probably not anything even remotely complex as a human but what about animals? Like mice, rabbits, cat, dogs,etc.

So I wasn’t thinking Dpxdc.

Danny is into animal rescue. But also blob rescue. Somehow or other the blobs overshadow a litter or something similar then somehow Damian gets one of the overshadowed animals.

Batfam notices how strange the little guy is and tracks it back to Danny.

#dc×dp prompt #fanfic #batfam #damian wayne #blob ghosts #tiny animals #found family #shinanigans #i’m so tired #shut up dave

[redsbrainrot]

Damn imagine being so pressed about certain fictional characters that you go as far as to insult other fans and make hate blogs about said character. Like… why can’t we all just appreciate that we like the same show? Yeah we can disagree but there’s a level of salt that people reach that’s just sad. Instead of getting pressed at anti-whatever character I like “fan”, I just feel sorry for them. Imagine living a life where you’re mad about something that isn’t even real.

#anime #night thinking #juvia lockser #anti gruvia #gruvia #stay mad #lol #damn im tired #i need to sleep #nah im good #shut up dave

[prettyboishin]

Dear fable fandom

in your ao3 fics please stop using 'Hero of Bowerstone' as Sparrow's realationship tag. I read it as 'Hero of Brightwall' and thought I had would have to bleach my eyes

its not the tag systems fault im stoned but DAMN

#i read it as hero of brightwall/walter/jasper and about fucking died #like im just trying to tag my oneshot multi chapter fic and youre gonna do me like that #fable 3 #fable 2 #fics #look its 4:13 in the morning i had to tell someone #shut up dave

[davegutpatrick]

MY BIRTHDAY 🤩🤩🤩

#will my not-bf get me anything special? we'll wait and see. #shut up dave

[dorenarox]

Once again my virus scan came back negative. U_U

#Shut up Dave #You are the hardware guy not the software guy

[clowntazer]

HI!!!! hello!!! i exist and im alive! my existence isn’t as cool as i thought and isolating myself is so fucking unhealthy! i want to go outside and not be scared! i want to see the ocean! I want i wsnt i wsnt i want! god i fucking hate this place its my own personal echo chamber hellhole and i cant see anyone in here either is this thing even on

#shut up dave #homestuck alter #i guess it doesn’t mattrr and ill delete yhis but i cant stop crying i just #holy shit #why cant i be simple and 15 again and hardly understanding how the world worked and just barely hanging on to reality by just a thread #my tolerance is wearing down and im thinning out #god #help

[carmsgarms]

Everyone is out here talking about Neil Newbon's fit (as they should)

Can we also talk about Sam wearing Big Stompy Boots with an iconic firey, glittery red dress, and Dave wearing pawprint cufflinks

((Source:Dave's twitter))

Just look at them 😭✨️

#I love them all so much #bg3 #halsin #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #karlach #shut up carm #oakdaddy #dave jones #sam beart #samantha beart #sam béart #samantha béart #baldur's gate iii #neil bewbon

[ultracoolshadewolf]

guys im so muscular right now you wouldn't believe dots fat dad needs to kill himself. im super hot and buff and cool and i need big tata booby girlfriend cause im so hot irl

#im so cool irl and dumbass DAVE dont listen #shut up DAVE

[cimicherrychanga]

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

#shut up dave #since ive had so many ppl go years thinking im short only to find im taller than them #which i mean. is very fun for me. everyone expects a little pocket catboy. what do you do when i can spit on your head.

[hellafa]

rvb?? final season??? written by burnie directed by matt????

#shut up dave #rvb #rooster teeth sucks and im never gonna gwt first so ad blocker on yt and pirating i shall go #but still???????

[officialtotinos]

comic that came to me in a vision

#john egbert #karkat vantas #dave strider #no i cant draw a couch shut up about it #hs #op #homestuck

[prettyboishin]

am I just high or does my lip gloss brush look like a slug/snail

#shhh i know i put the eyes in the wrong places #dont tell anyone #shut up dave #not fandom

[davegutpatrick]

i want a mouthful of my fav meat 4 thxgiving

#shut up dave #HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW

[my-self-reflections]

#shut the fuck up #dave chappelle #chappelles show