#shut up elis

[stillness138]

regiojet na tumblru je sice super, ale co opravdu potřebujeme je někdo se speciálním zájmem o českou poštu...

#dejte mi blog ve stylu osha official protože se vsadím že by byl schopen odpovědět na dotaz ze kterého se robot ze zákaznické linky přehřívá #prosím neví někdo natvrdo jestli teda můžu poslat půl litru piva do thajska nebo ne xd #czech #čumblr #shut up elis

[stackslip]

at the end of the day it’s not only that twitter is having a meltdown over maia crimew calling herself a a bi lesbian, that a huge amount of people are basically fine with threats of violence for that reason alone, and that some are actually trying to find a justification to say that her leaking the list is Harmful To People Of Colour/is actually anti-communist (when really they said they find her annoying and that they’re mostly mad at her being a bi lesbian).

it’s that this whole insane discourse has completely overshadowed anything about the no-fly list and how and why she did this. it’s being completely buried under the avalanche of nonsense and the arguments that she’s causing Material Harm. i wish i could say i think this is the work of feds but unfortunately i know people are batshit about this stuff. but really as i said before the best thing is to fucking ostracize and ignore these people and get them out of organizing and instead focus on what that list means and what to do next. bc these people are gonna sabotage any conversation or meaningful work, and are ready to betray any activist or person who takes risks.

but beyond that man the fucking state of leftism that any actual work and effort gets highjacked by clowns who drown it in their discourse instead. the fact that they genuinely feel justified in harming and impeding people and precious work in the name of labels. they talk about material harm but if that isn’t what’s happening rn idk what is.

#eli talks #i said id shut up but i again saw Takes where people genuinely argued that her being a bi lesbian- #and also hacking that list. were both dangerous to people of color. and also suspicious

[solar093-art]

ElidibusWeek2022: Day 3

"My home... My friends... No more than a dream..."

#my art #elidibusweek2022 #elidibus #ffxiv #i'm so sorry #all i draw is pain #painlidibus week i guess #he dreams about his home and friends inside the crystal tower... until we woke him up T^T #i drew this very fast today so it looks not really polished -___- #the ancient shadow near eli was planned as igeyorhm... but it can be any other ancient if you want :D #not really a shadow... more like a memory...a dream #he holds the crystals we gave him and finally remembers his precious friends from the past T^T #ok ok i shut up

[elllisaaa]

hello there, sweetie, i have some jake thoughts to share 🤭

i’ve been regularly listening to sweet venom since it came out, but after rewatching the mv today something in my mind popped up…

jake taking you out on a date to the cinema and specifically picking out seats on the very last row aaaalll the way back so you get as much privacy as possible. “those are the best seats, we’ll see the movie better from here,” he says and you actually buy that 🤭

fifteen minutes in he starts getting touchy & impatient - breathing in deeply, constantly changing positions, trying to fight back the urge to touch you. but he fails…

it begins with a hand over your thigh, nonchalantly tapping with fingertips, lightly squeezing, rubbing your skin, caressing your kneecap and other tempting things like that before allowing himself to go up… you’re wearing a skirt btw, and that makes his needs even more intense, so at one point he gives up and slides under the fabric, teasing your clothed clit. you spread your legs as wide as you can, inviting his fingers in, and you look so pretty to him… when you begin to squirm and pant in your seat, slightly lit up in neon lights from the movie screen, releasing erotic moans that only he can hear…. that’s why he picked those seats after all. ~

this is messy and incoherent, but it’s what he does to me and i’m sorry 😣

hiii love ! i’m so sorry that it took me so much time to work on this but i'm always here to some jake thoughts  🤭 and the messier the better, he's driving us all crazy anyway  😣 

JAKE is the best when it comes to manipulating you into having sex in public areas with him. he just find it so exciting how you can't resist him every time, and give in to his touch in the end, even if you protest and say that you want him to stop or you'll get caught. 

well, it's not his fault if you decided to wear one of your shortest skirts, and looked so stunning tonight. the more he was looking at the side of your face, the more the need to touch you increased. and the fact that you were absolutely clueless about the naughty thoughts going on in his mind was even more exciting. 

it's only when his fingers press on your clothed clit that you finally understand why he wanted to go to the back. and when you look back at him, he only smirks while licking his lips. jake works you up slowly, sliding his fingers inside gently, and salivating at how wet you are, and how much he wants to taste you right now. 

the appealing view of your face scrunched up in pleasure, and the sound of your quiet whimpers gets him so hard but all he thinks about for the moment is to make you cum around his fingers. and he's so lost in the feeling of having you with all these people around that he is really surprised when he feels your own hand coming to stroke his cock over his pants. 

"fuck angel... you're so tight around my fingers, can't wait you to ruin you when we get home..."

jake is whispering all those filthy words in your ears, dropping his head in your neck to let you and only you hear his little noises and kiss your neck, resisting the urge to mark your delicious skin. 

"- so naughty angel, you love this don't you ?"

an answer was not necessary with the way you clenched around jake fingers, bringing another smile to his lips that was soon wiped off of his face when you gripped his throbbing cock, forcing a moan out of him. 

also having thoughts about how funny it would be to see him all embarrassed about cumming in his pants, tying his jacket around his waist to go out of the cinema. but bet that he would take his revenge once you get back home  🤭

#thank you for the meal sweetie <3 #i'll never shut up about jake and his love for public sex #eli answering your questions #enhypen hard thoughts #enhypen hard hours #jake hard thoughts #jake hard hours

[mittos]

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about this trio at all which then reminds me of this not a thing thing fic which makes me reread it which is what I’m about to do rn

#the best fanfic ever #like honestly the most memorable fanfic for me I will never shut up about it #fanart #artist on tumblr #paul dano #danonation #klitz the girl next door #eli the girl next door #the girl next door #Matt the girl next door #klitz x eli #paul dano fanart

[bleakbluejay]

i am so tired of people referring to din djarin's religion/culture as a cult

oooooh scarrryyy a faith built on helping/strengthening their community, rescuing and protecting orphaned children, carrying weapons and armor (to protect against their ongoing genocide), never taking their helmets off (to protect against their ongoing genocide), and a solitariness from the outside world (to protect against their ongoing genocide)

bo-katan i am coming for your ass for starting this discourse

#eli talks #the mandalorian #din djarin #so fucking sick of it #i understand that religious trauma can influence this perspective #but please shut up please please shut up #not every religion is bad or toxic or destructive #im sorry your experience has been thus but that is NOT a universal one

[windswept-fields]

Wes Anderson movies + text post part 4/11 (or until I give up)

The Royal Tenenbaums edition

Bonus (because I already used it for The Darjeeling Limited but my god does Wes Anderson love his dysfunctional family trope)

#wes anderson #the royal tenenbaums #richie tenenbaum #luke wilson #margot tenenbaum #gwenyth paltrow #Royal tenenbaum #gene hackman #chas tenenbaum #ben stiller #Raleigh st Clair #bill murray #Henry Sherman #danny glover #eli cash #owen wilson #etheline Tenenbaum #anjelica huston #shut up pretty boy

[gadmiral-thrawn]

I'm skimming through Thrawn and y tf was Deenlark so fucking mean to them. Like bro ik they're not some fancy mid rim people but y tf must u be like this.

If u haven't read Thrawn this is what im talking about:

Like bro y u gotta say that

#cant he just shut up #i feel bad #eli felt bad #we feel bad #thrawn #eli vanto #star wars

[cicada-candy]

"Is that always what your face looked like? Are You Certain?"

this FOUGHT me the whole way through and halfway i realised it has completely derailed from my original idea but w/e i still think it looks cool lol

Alt Ver. w/o text:

and a version without the metal coz Im nor sure if im happy with it lol

Y'all come onto my post!! infecting me with your existential body horror ideas!!! The Audacity!!! /lh

#cw mouth pulling #cw body horror #cw emetophobia #I Am Thinking Thoughts. which is big for me. #i had almost Shut The Fuck Up about ANGR to my IRLs. Alas. Their Peace Is No Longer. :)c #tw emeto #all new ghost rider #ghost rider #my art #robbie reyes #eli morrow #fanart #cw derealization #possibly #hyper-hellfire

[angelwiththeblue-box]

me n the boys after defeating cheese marauders

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finished acoc and i love them theyre siblings i love them

taglist: @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @starchaserbaby @joshkiszkashusband @leelovessharks @blueskiesandstarrynights @genuine-possum (lemme know if you want to be added or removed)

#yes i know they dont have phones shut up #eli draws #a crown of candy #acoc fanart #d20 acoc #dimension 20 #d20 fanart #liam wilhelmina #liam wilhelmina fanart #jet rocks #jet rocks fanart #ruby rocks #ruby rocks fanart #rocks twins #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #emily axford #the trio of all time #(me about every trio)

[bonespyre]

man i wish more people were like this

#i want to kiss them all i hope they all see this one day and know that i love them #shut up eli #ffxiv

[stillness138]

where are characters from the first Hades game now, and some other character-centric theories:

inspired by this post by @thebuttsmcgee

so from the technical test gameplay stream we learned that Chronos straight up took over the underworld and kidnapped not only Hades, but Zagreus and Persephone too. out of the underworlders from the first game, Charon is still doing his thing in secret, Skelly returns in a new coat, the Wretched Broker is back too, and Hypnos is the only other guy from the House who's hiding at Hecate's hub, but he's also fast asleep...

personally, i think Hypnos might be cursed or something like that. Chronos using Hypnos's schtick against him? lose time by sleeping through it all? or maybe he just wakes up a bit later. hell, maybe he's always asleep during the test but not the final game because he would've dropped a spoiler or something.

so what about the rest?

assuming they're not all imprisoned somehow,

-Nyx and Thanatos: they could've fled to Chaos. a narrator's note at the Crossroads says that it houses 'those still loyal to lord Hades', but doesn't necessarily say 'all of them'. Nyx visits Chaos in the first game once their relationship is mended, and like the post i linked said, Than would've probably tried to protect the family and the House for as long as he could. but in the face of no other option, i think Chaos would be a viable place to flee to for the two of them, out of Chronos's reach similarly to the Crossroads. Than also visits the surface though, so maybe he'll show up at the Crossroads at some point? maybe in a plot point, trying to help Mel free Zag and the fam? both of them are important enough to warrant an appearance.

-the Furies: my idea is that all three of them were forced to serve Chronos. they're a very important part of security and upkeep down there, i think he would've wanted the realm's employees on his side. i don't however think they're going to be the bossfight between Asphodel and Tartarus. they, or Meg alone, should have some presence however.

-Sisiphus: it would be kinda cute if the furies went behind Chronos's back and helped to tuck Sisiphus away somewhere safe, given that he is loyal to Zag/the family and maybe that'd mean they were ordered to torture him again. depends on what Chronos's rule over the underworld looks like for the different shades there, but Melinoë speaks to the few that hang around at Crossroads in an almost comforting manner, so i imagine Chronos is trying to rule by fear and get shades on his side that way. Bouldy's gonna be sad, but fine. i hope. but at least a mention would be nice.

-Achilles and Patroclus (and Theseus&Asterius): ...they're probably separated again, aren't they... brainstorming now, i like (pain and) the idea that they're both in Elysium, just not together. because i think Elysium would've risen up as an army of sorts trying to oppose Chronos, given it's all warriors and heroes. separated by war. Nemesis having Stygius with her makes me believe Achilles could be wielding Varatha. additionally, Theseus being forced to step up and put his vanity aside, delicious idea i think. also, Mel arriving to this supposed paradise only to find it in a desolate state. all of them, i think, should be at the very least mentioned too.

-Orpheus and Euridice: they could be both hiding or imprisoned or forced to serve, but. what if this time it's Euridice who's looking for Orpheus. he's at the house and at Chronos's whim, while she makes it to the Crossroads and asks Mel for help. it'd be a shame if they were never heard from again.

-Cerberus: probably locked up with the fam :( orrr he's running wild all around the realm and Chronos is literally incapable of taming him. that would've been fun. Cerberus bossfight tho... nah. no way he wouldn't see something familiar in Mel. but it could be fun too if done right. he definitely has to reappear.

-Dusa: wild theory time but she's hiding in the rafters, spying on Chronos. :D. if the situation is much more dire, she's either also forced to serve, or even banished into Asphodel to be with the other gorgon heads. either way i think she'll pop up again in some capacity.

-House Contractor, Head Chef, Resource Director: probably unwillingly continuing their jobs under Chronos's rule. although the chef might've lost his job, depends if Chronos like, eats normal food. well mostly onions and fish but still. alternatively, the chef will also show up at Crossroads like the Wretched Broker does.

-THE GOOD SHADE from Elysium: okay war hero good shade arc when? i'm sorry, but i love them.

some other ideas, theories and wishes:

-the obvious one is Hera, like many others i also hope she will appear as a major boon giver.

-i have a feeling, however, that Hermes might not. it seems a bit that Artemis and Selene are filling up his role as the little bit specific boon giver, but maybe i'm wrong. Artemis provides crit boons just like in the first game and Selene has a bit more of a Chaos vibe to her. let's see.

-i do think, or would like it if, Chaos shows up, but not as a boon giver. but i believe they would definitely have something to say about Chronos's actions.

-back to Hermes though... there's that sealed staircase that leads upwards from the Crossroads. people have already been theorizing this, but there might seriously be a section of the game taking place on Olympus, or at the very least somewhere under it. still, i don't think Hermes would be a boon giver either if he does appear. i would however like to see him interact with Charon.

-the Fates will, i think, remain obscure, even if Moros has more of a connection to them. maybe they'll be mentioned and explored a bit more, but i wouldn't count on them appearing by themselves.

-i would however like to see at least one more of Nyx's kids. originally, i also hoped Erebus himself ever shows up personified, but i like what they've done with it as a place.

Eris is i'd say the biggest contender, given that she's namedropped in the first game through a weapon aspect and a purchasable item. maybe she's even boss material (again, if Nemesis has the sword, Eris may wield the rail).

-same thinking can be applied to Ariadne (she lives with Dionysus on Olympus, does she not?), Talos (giant robot made by Hephaestus, how cool is that), and Lamia (snake lady with personal history with Zeus and Hera, would even make for a cool boss too i think, although i always viewed her as a more melancholic figure. but i'm just spitballing here). there are also Atlas, Prometheus and other names on Charon's many items, those are less likely to make an appearance imo.

-Talos also obviously has a weapon aspect in the first one, and then there's Chiron. in myth, he is the son of Chronos. the juiciness of that situation, given he has a relationship with Achilles and Patty as well... perhaps he'll be Elysium's miniboss in the spirit of Asterius? or straight up a main boss? or actually a friendly? i really hope they did something with him, the potential is so very there.

-i think Daedalus will remain present just in name and spirit.

-now that i'm on the weapons though, for all we know there might not be such a thing as weapon aspects (at least not tied to specific figures) in Hades 2, but if there are, including hidden aspects, i'd like to see nods to more of other world mythologies/histories/cultures, like Egyptian, Japanese, pre-columbian American or Slavic.

-this brings me to keepsakes and companion plushies, if they're in the game at all and if so, who gives them out.

keepsake-wise, beside the olympians, Hecate is obvious, as well as Odysseus, and Nemesis and Moros are too. Arachne and Skelly also. Charon seems likely, so does Dora. maybe Hypnos if/when he wakes up. Selene, probably.

i'd say, if companions are a thing, it's also up to Nemesis and Moros, Odysseus, maybe Hecate, likely Arachne, and if there's 6 of them like last time, the final one will be from either Dora or someone we haven't seen yet. or Hecate doesn't give one (she's pretty op for a summon) but Skelly does.

-this also ties into romance! it's been deduced a long time ago, right when the trailer came out, that Nemesis and Moros are very likely romanceable. i also see the appeal and potential of romancing Dora, and from the technical test, i like Melinoë's friendship with Artemis. Hypnos's presence at the Crossroads is interesting from this point too, but i wouldn't guess he'll be romanceable if/when he wakes up.

there are more details to speculate about, especially in gameplay and resources (boss room rewards! the equivalent of nectar/ambrosia to give characters!) but i wanted to keep this mainly about the npcs.

honestly curious what other people are saying!

#hades the game #hades 2 #shut up elis #this got longer than i anticipated

[irhabiya]

bootlickers on here don't shut the fuck up about palestinians needing to unite with the "israeli left" meanwhile every single day hundreds of israelis post the most god awful vile genocidal garbage on social media with absolutely no shame like they're in a worst person alive competition what fucking left are we talking about

#and people will shit their fucking pants over this being anecdotal and not representative of anything at all #like okay we're ignoring the whole fascist apartheid thing sure #and the fact that everyone in their government proudly makes the same sentiments #and that statistics have shown time and time again that the overwhelming majority of isr*elis are insanely racist #please please please shut the fuck up

[aquabreeze]

I went a little crazy on the Barbie selfie editor. Why does Love Live have so many student council presidents

(this was also cross-posted to my Twitter, if you’re into that)

#seriously why are there so many student council presidents in Love Live #shut up Zoe #love live #eli ayase #love live sunshine #love live school idol project #aquors #dia kurosawa #nijigasaki #love live superstar #liella #setsuna yuki #nana nakagawa #shioriko mifune #ren hazuki #μ's

[teartra]

The sexual tension between two boys who’s trying to kill each others 👌

#victor vale #eli cardale #evervale #alistair lowe #gavin grieve #alistair x gavin #alvin #<- yeah I’ll never shut up about that ship #vicious #villains duology #all of us villains #aouv #aoos #all of our demise

[appreciatingtokrev]

shinichiro is a great cook. he loves cooking, and always wants his family & friends to eat well. ONE time he fucked up by burning some spaghetti because he put too many of them into a pan that was too small & didn’t fit enough water, and his siblings (especially mikey) are still giving him shit for it decades later even though it was when mikey was like 7.

#no this totally isn’t based on my and my brother #i’m sorry sir i was eleven you’re twelve and you can’t even cook ramen shut up #also you like my food best you say that every time i cook so fr shut up it was ONE TIME #YOU WERE LIKE 6 AT THE TIME TOO- #yeah but. all of the water in my pan evaporated so my spaghetti started to burn #but i was quick to put them into a new pan and like 95% survived and was completely fine so #tokrev #tokyo revengers #shinichiro #shinichiro headcanons #tokrev headcanons #☆—`elys rambles