#shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

Nobody on that set works harder...

#Has this been done? #Evan Buckley #911 #Shut up fraddit

[glorious-spoon]

@fraddit, @bucksbignaturals, and @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove tagged me in WIP memes today! this is from the amateur porn fic, in which eddie is a wet cat with no dignity whatsoever

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"No, no, you don't have to be—so can I get a review? Which one did you watch?"

"I'm not telling you that." It's better than admitting that the answer is both of them. Or admitting that he got so worked up that he didn't even make it all the way through the second one.

"She was hot, right? Lissa? Can't blame you for being inspired."

"That's not—" He snaps his mouth shut before he can blurt out the whole humiliating truth. Buck, at least, is laughing so hard he doesn't seem to notice.

"I feel like I should put this on my resume or something, I seriously didn't think anybody would ever see those!"

"They had more than two thousand hits," Eddie mutters, as if that's a mitigating factor.

"Holy shit," Buck says appreciatively. "I wonder if she knows. I should call her. I probably still have her number." He grins at Eddie. "She lives in Oregon, otherwise I'd introduce you."

"Yeah, no thanks," Eddie manages.

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no-pressure tagging @daffi-990, @mellaithwen, @phdmama, @wildlife4life, and anyone else who wants to play!

#wip meme #911 #buddie

[theroseandthebeast]

I posted 30,185 times in 2022

That's 7,520 more posts than 2021!

29 posts created (0%)

30,156 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fraddit

@bratpidd

@liminal-zone

@pearwaldorf

@dollsome-does-tumblr

I tagged 29,798 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#0 - 675 posts

#interview with the vampire - 2,136 posts

#iwtv amc - 2,028 posts

#art - 1,736 posts

#our flag means death - 1,654 posts

#fashion - 887 posts

#critical role - 885 posts

#design - 550 posts

#what we do in the shadows - 488 posts

#words - 477 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#your boughts of bad luck eventually come back around as bonuses to you and what you protect as miraculous coincidences of earned convenience

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Blackbeard:

18 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

#4

umm hello, "vaxgrog???" 👀👀👀

also affectionately known as the Vax/Grog spanking fic! because spanking reasons.

which is to say, playfighting that sometimes involves getting Vax smacked around. i got lost somewhere in the eventual blowjob, idk.

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It only takes a few minutes for Vax to become sweaty, and tired, and irritated, and when Grog delivers a beautiful, solid smack across his backside he swears hard enough to actually use up the rest of the air in his lungs. 

Grog stops. Vax realizes he’s gone still. His face is mashed into the training floor - one hand digging into the ground, the other pulled up behind his back. His knees are tucked up under him, barely, and one of Grog’s legs is shoved between them. 

"Again?" Vax asks, and the world is barely out before Grog's blisteringly large hand slams through the air. 

Vax swears again, before he can bite it back, and then Grog is off top of him, yanking Vax’s pants down around his knees as quick as Grog has ever done anything, Vax is sure, and he gets to bury his face in his arms when the spanking begins in earnest.

“What's that?” Grog asks, sharp and teasing but not unkind.

“Please,” Vax says, “please, you big dumb motherfucker,”

19 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

"Catholicism continues to be hilarious" oh so now the PROTESTANT is going to preach to us now?

idk if this is a friend being funny or a serious anon but please know this IS the funniest ask I've ever received

21 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

#2

clock symbolism this, ice pick that, why is no one talking about how Katya and Sofia were the inspiration for Emma Frost and Jean Grey

23 notes - Posted November 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Nope (2022) fic recs

11 recs -- mostly OJ/Angel, OJ & Emerald & Angel, some Jupe + Mary Jo

dreamin’ with the lights on., by mr_charles

OJ is there to take care of Angel after he gets out of the hospital.

or--?

save a horse, ride a cowboy.

where’s the love you’re after? by judypoovey

"So what, you want an Oprah shot for a first kiss? We gonna meet at the gulch during golden hour? Should I call that photographer Em was fucking for a photoshoot like we're getting engaged?"

choke on the memory now., by mr_charles

the best way to keep Angel Torres' mouth shut is to put something else in it.

or:

"yeah no, this is kinkier than I planned"-- an actual text sent to judypoovey

got to know that i’ve been calling you home, by judypoovey

After Jean Jacket, OJ can't figure out what it is Angel even wants from them.

He's not obsessing over it.

broken glass sparkling, by kocasoda

“Not in the mood for VR anymore?”

“Nope,” Angel had said, nervous, almost apologetic. “I just can’t anymore. I need— I gotta be able to see what’s actually going on around me or I get all weird, y'know, ‘cause what if something happens and I’m not as fast as I was last time? If I was a second off with that barbed wire fence, Jean Jacket would've— I mean, it got me, it fuckin' had me in its mouth, I was in it—“ and then he inhaled hard and had a panic attack.

Every Animal Has Rules, by sublightsleeper

OJ is good at patterns. He's good at routines. He's not so good at reading the room.

aka: Five times Angel kissed OJ and one time OJ kissed Angel.

shining sugars, by inaspic

The road trip, all day and a half of it, is less about getting a new horse and (definitely) more about breaking away from the noise.

The Show Goes On, by draculard

In 1999, eight months after Gordy's birthday party, a cameraman lugs his RCA into Mary Jo's hospital room.

reaching the serene., by mr_charles

"don't be a brat."

Angel's a brat. A lot.

in holy orders, by watercupx

"Mm-"

See the full post

23 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #i clearly post no original content #ALSO SORRY WHAT IS THAT LONGEST TAG #long post

[fraddit]

When a fic author starts describing the fragrances your blorbo uses and it's a scent that you hate:

#get that coconut scented shit off my blorbo etc etc #shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

I'm still not over the chevelle. Since when does Eddie have a chevelle?

#Did I miss something? #911 spoilers #Shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

When you wander into a new fandom on Ao3 and have to decode all the niche tagging customs there

#shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

The context for this very silly thing is that whenever Eddie is on screen, I find myself asking how anyone could have such sparkly eyes and joking that he must use special eye drops. I combined that with my fondness for vintage advertising, and here we are.

#eddie diaz #911 abc #911 #911 fox #911 fanart #made by fraddit #911 by fraddit #shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

The worst part about scam messages in your inbox or dms on here is the brief flash of joy from thinking a real actual person wanted to talk to you that is immediately crushed into oblivion by the cold truth of reality.

#friend?!?! #no... foe... #woah editable tags! #that's dope #shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

I love picturing Eddie dropping Chris off on the street outside Buck's building and driving off, so Chris can get more of those independence vibes he needs by going inside and up to Buck's loft by himself. But really Eddie circles the block until Buck surreptitiously texts him that Chris has arrived safe and sound.

#911 fox #911 spoilers #not really #But eh #Buddie #Eddie Diaz #Evan Buckley #christopher diaz #shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

I saw this gifset by @whosoldherout and felt like it dovetailed nicely with a collection of screenshots I already had tucked away for an ephemeral "I've connected the dots..." sort of meta that I never fully got my head around writing. So, I'm just going to dump everything on the table, so to speak, and see what happens.

I call this the Evan "but I didn't" Buckley collection:

With Ali after the truck bombing in 2.18

With Maddie after the pulmonary embolism in 3.01

With Taylor after the crane climb in 4.14

He can't really say "But I didn't" anymore, can he?

This is interesting to me, because if it were someone else, this sort of thing could be seen as a pretty positive and well adjusted outlook. Nothing bad actually happened, so there's no need to dwell on any horrible might-have-beens. Like the inverse of Bobby's "Don't go borrowing trouble."

But instead, with Buck, it seems to be a sort of defense mechanism. A refusal to face one part of reality by focusing on a very specific other part of reality, on the fact that he didn't die. As long as he didn't die, everything is fine and everyone should all just move on like nothing happened at all. Like maybe this is Buck's version of Eddie's "Brush it off and keep moving forward." Or perhaps it's an easy way for him to excuse choices and behaviors he doesn't want to look at or change.

idk, I'm not sure how much of this is actually clicking for me. Like I said, ephemeral. I've connected the dots, but how or to what, I'm not fully sure.

We also see a glimpse of it in 4.14, this time being used externally toward Eddie:

When Eddie starts the talk by bringing up how he almost died in the shooting and even other times he almost died, Buck interrupts him. He tries to derail what Eddie's talking about to the point that Eddie has to put his foot down about it:

But even after that, once Eddie brings up the well

Buck can't help himself. He has to interject again with this reminder that Eddie didn't die. And I feel like it's at least in the same neighborhood as the "but I didn't" examples above. A sort of willful refusal to entertain even just basic discussion of bad-things-that-didn't-happen.

Again, this isn't anything approaching a fully coherent thesis. But needless to say, I'm very excited to see what happens with the upcoming death doula plot, because I feel like this is something that has perhaps been building for a lot longer than just the lightning strike.

#evan buckley #evan buck buckely #911 fox #shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

Ryan at the 100th episode party and I love him for it.

#shut up fraddit #Ryan Guzman #911

[fraddit]

Okay, tumblr just prompted me to look at some new settings they've just added on desktop, and I'm glad I clicked the "fine show me" option, because all of these are set to hide as the default. So, yeah, be aware of that, I guess...

#about tumblr #how to tumblr #shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

Sometimes I'll be reading a really good fic, and something will happen that is So Awkward and Horrible that I have to throw my phone down and scurry away like so many bugs beneath a lifted stone, and that's honestly one of my favorite things ever.

#shut up fraddit

[fraddit]

#buddie #911 fox #shut up fraddit #911 spoilers

[fraddit]

Okay, because I'm a weirdo who's afraid to post my own thoughts on my own posts in public, I only have tags on other people's posts and discord dms, but I do have receipts:

These are my tags on a bathena gifset posted and reblogged on May 17, 2022, the day after the s5 finale aired.

Further receipts under the cut so the post doesn't run long. Anyway, based on the new teaser, it looks like there are Men With Guns Causing Problems On That Boat. I fucking called it. Two years ago.

This post from June 6th, 2022.

This post from June 28th, 2022

And me pestering three of my friends with the concept on July 3-4, 2022 via discord dms.

#there's more examples in more tags throughout the last two years #but i'm not going to spend the hours it would take to find them #i can't believe i'm actually getting my wish for men with guns ruining the cruise 😭 #shut up fraddit #911 spoilers #now if the writers would just make my other dreams come true too... #911

[fraddit]

Tommy is fantastic. Love that dude. Pull up a chair and stay a while. Thank you for literally kissing some sense into my boy.

But I suddenly find myself absolutely champing at the bit for Buck to (eventually) realize he's in love with Eddie and pine like no man has ever pined before.

Those who know me understand that I am seriously So Over pining as a trope, but that apparently flies out the window the moment the possibility of seeing it on my screen enters the room.

I suddenly have a desperate need for Oliver Stark to use his god given gifts to totally destroy me. Please give me Evan Buckley looking at Eddie Diaz with the biggest, saddest, wettest, most kicked puppy in the rain eyes we've ever seen as he longs for what he can never have (he can). I want Oliver to reach into my chest and pull out my heart and crush it in front of me with how big and sad his eyes are.

ABC, please let Oliver Stark murder me with his big sad puppy dog eyes. I'm begging you.

#Oliver Stark was built for this #Please he'd be so good at it 🙏 #Shut up fraddit