#shut up i think im hilarious

[ybcpatrick]

rip pstump 1984-2023. he forgor

#shut up kell #art #fob #fall out boy #heartbreak feels so good #i think i am: hilarious #btw i know i covered what patrick is saying. it reads: #GUYS PLEASE I'M SORRY I LITERALLY HAVE ADHD I AM GOING TO FORGET DATES AND SHIT #CMON GUYS PLEASE I'M JUST A LITTLE GUYYYYYY AND I HAVE GLASSES YOU WOULDNT HIT A GUY WITH GLASSES #IM SORRY ANDY PETE PLEASEEEEEEE #hall of shame

[awkwardexxodus]

ok but grover and chiron not telling percy he was a demigod until he made it to camp was just so... ugh. 'oh but that would put him in more danger!!!' bitch he already threw hands with a fucking fury what other danger could he possibly find that he wouldnt while unaware???

#like... the whole ms dodds bullshit set off a chain of events that involved the minotaur and uhh the fates themselves. #can you IMAGINE percy goes home like mom today i fought a mythical creature with my latins teacher sword and sally is like oh shit #and immediately takes him to camp #minutes before shit hits the fan #& its just the minotaur standing outside the barrier. staring at percy like that fox from dora the explorer #that would be funny. wouldnt happen bc plot! but it would be hilarious. #anyway im tired and stupid ill shut up now #pjo #percy jackson #edit ive been thinking and actually grover was just obeying orders & his only mistake was not selling the camp better at the bus

[summerlycoris]

I think the best part of boxing day this year was going shopping with my brothers girlfriend and buying some (admittedly cool) shit I didnt need.

But the second best thing was going on twitter, to realise the 600 tweet gregory poster made like 100 replies to steel wool studios asking to marry their artist. Over this pic.

Cant get this shit anywhere but the internet happy holidays you lot!

#summerly talks #it was fucking hilarious. kinda reminded me of that post where it was like #if you see 'im normal now' at the top of your dash you know your mutual just had an epic breakdown of some kind and you can find it #but in this case i saw someone posting a scrolling video of it all labled SHUT UP and knew id be laughing my ass off shortly #also. look at my daughter. look at her #i dont think i expressed this properly earlier but SHES THERE SHES THERE SHES HAPPY SHES THERE- #*a-hem* #i. i am going to be normal about this #so normal

[cloudcountry]

humans when they lift up your rock

#except their vampires but shut up im hilarious #ikemen vampire #ikemen series #cybird #cybird ikemen #cybird otome #ikevamp #why no isaac :(((( #do you think i can live without him #you're WRONG

[faggotwalkwithme]

salieri: im so fucking sad and i believe im worthless all of the goddamn time. i hurt myself, and the only time i feel true happiness is when i listen to his beautiful music, yet it is the source of all my misery. mozart: aha hey bbg

#bro idk i found this on my discord im literally crying #i think im hilarious #mozart l'opera rock #mozalieri #shut up mars

[todayisafridaynight]

if theres one thing that differentiates mine and sawashiro its that sawashiro is JUST a LITTLE silly. on a microscopic level he is SUPER MINUTELY goofy

#snap chats #LET ME EXPLAIN PUT THE TOMATO DOWN #Evidently rggjo is Blatantly more silly so to speak. from a comparative standpoint #but y7jo has a modicum of that i prommy #like mine just aint silly like that... he's very serious about everything its hard for me to think of him being a goof #the closest he was to being goofy was before slappin haruka with that grin ☠️ #i would never forget his story time with daigo in rggo dont you ever accuse me of that again im just saying ITSA RARE OCCURRENCE #it's hard to imagine sawashiro being a goof too but there's like. VERY rare scenarios where it is possible if we try hard enough #case in point. bullying ichi BYE-- #ACCIDENTALLY PROVING MY POINT WITH THAT TATTOO COMIC I DID damn maybe i do know what im talking about sometimes #like 3/4 times jo smiles it's with ichi. a wholesome sentiment if not for the context of each time LMAO #he gets his kicks from bullying ichi and thats horrible but hilarious at the same time #first time its before he slugs him and mitsu for the money then theres their lil reunion in chap 2 #and a PERSONAL favorite of mine his lil smirk he does before he grabs the sword off the wall. like hes a lil goofy i sense it #that smirk still makes me laugh like bro shut up LMAO hes about to beat my ass and im gonna be mad about it #like things mine does are surely silly and goofy dont get me wrong. his comedys unintentional sawashiro's trying JUST a lil me thinks #a classic maneuver from a depressed mfer this shouldnt be surprising in retrospect #i say that as if mine dont got issues....... lol... #ok im done rambling where the fuck am i gon with this post. bye

[nspolaris]

read the sunshine court and have never been more impatient in needing a second book my god

#tsc #tsc spoilers #tagging bc im talking in the tags but holy fuck im ngl i came into the book as a jerejean shipper but now im shipping him with EVERYONE #him and renee were so sweet god i cant #him taking her photo and thinking about rainbows 😭 #but also excited for my man Jeremy bc he's got layersTM like an onion #need to know why he doesn't like his family and if he ever confides in Jean to convince Jean to confide in him #but also them oggling each other was hilarious #jean said his name once and had jeremy kicking his feet and twirling his hear #jean's braim shutting off whenever jeremy is shirtless avdhdj #need them to get together but i love Jean and his story and im so glad i reread aftg before reading this book #obsessed with jerejean as individuals and i love how much Jean appreciates the othrler Trojans #GAAAAH #also heart was in my ass when Grayson attacked Jean and thank god my boy neil sent out a hit on that fucker #also people realizing neil looks insane to other people like um yes...literally everytime he opens his mouth even in his POV #he says some scary shit bro 💀 #adding more tags bc i forgot to talk about kevin but i also can't get over their angst its just so good #their time together at evermore and jean teaching him french only for it to be the used against him by accident #they're too fucked up to ever really be friends again but they've both got their own support systems now #thinking about them meeting to do the interview ... chewing on glass #i have to go ravage ao3 now

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

Good on the owl house crew for straight baiting btw. The wlw ship is built up beautifully over one and a half seasons and throw out the word girlfriend every other sentence in case you forget. The first episode the wlnb ship shows up they make a murder suicide pact and literally the next episode we see them breaking up to confirm theyre exes that definitely canonically dated. The wlm couple gets 4 frames where they stand next to each other, maybe two conversations where they actually bond, and are closer to literally everyone else in their friend group than they are to each other.

If you want to actually show the ship is "good" you need to string everything up on a conspiracy board and ppl will think youre insane (and ppl would be right). But theres like. Enough tender gestures and blushes there that while it doesnt mean anything without good buildup in the plot that it doesnt have, will still leave ppl going all "are they...you know" *mimes a yoyo and baton.*

#the owl house #toh #shut up pandora #hunter toh #hunter noceda #willow park #huntlow #for the future #still would have cut out this subplot tbh #in a full season 3 i would have dedicated more screentime to it #bc while straightbaiting is hilarious its still like. mean to fans and i think there shouldnt be ship baiting at all #btw if you hop into the replies telling me theyre queer so TECHNICALLY ACKSHUALLY theyre not straight #im blocking you and i hope you get swarmed by bees #same goes if you try to convince me the ship is good. actually #it is not

[randomwriteronline]

what a thousand years on a tropical island not being a massive asshole to your teammates 24/7 does to a mf

#bionicle #onewa #humanized bionicle #toa onewa: who are you??????????? #turaga onewa: im you but getting significantly more laid #toa onewa: ????????? by whom???? #turaga onewa: by the rocks we find around the wahi - BY THE OTHER TURAGA you DUMBASS who else did you EXPECT #toa onewa: WHAT #'please not the firespitter at least' 'even the firespitter.' 'oh mata nui no' 'and nuju' 'EVEN NUJU???????????????' #toa onewa on the ground screaming and crying that hell never become like that and turaga onewa sippin tea waiting for him to get over it #the rest of the metru wonder at which point of their turagahood they went so wrong to the point of wanting ONEWA of all beings #the turaga shut them up replying 'you developed some fuckin good taste in foxy grandpas is what you did' #this dynamic is ENTIRELY motivated by the bit. i think this idea is hilarious and i like seeing onewa flustered into exploding #also yea those are the same base with slight differences bc i Could Not Do It Any Other Way Otherwise #random draws

[deadpuppetboi]

Part 1 of Manhunt/Bully memes I made because I was bored:

#im hilarious #i think #no i will not shut up about them #bully cce #bully canis canem edit #bully scholarship edition #bully game #manhunt 2003 #manhunt #rockstar games #rockstar #memes #jimmy hopkins #james earl cash #pete kowalski #gary smith #lionel starkweather

[yoonyia]

some guy got scolded for discussing geo-politics in class

not cause he was saying anything wrong it's just that he wasent doing his work

this some guy was my other teammate in this educational program

one covers their bag in pins and reccently donated his entire head of hair

the other gets in trouble for talking about war

what lovely colleagues I have

#Lucas if you see this i need you to know that i find you extremely funny #you are one of the smartest people i know but youre also most simple minded and easiest to understand #youre like a advanced physics book that uses elementary language #its so funny hearing this dude talk about geo politics while hes supposed to be talking about service advocacy #“hey so what do you think would be the best way to incade russia” #“we're trying to save the turtles dude shut up” #thats basically how it went #i find this hilarious im so sorry #*invade #they didnt want to incase russia

[bastardcherub]

god. I think I’m SO fucking funny sometimes. I’m not. I’m really not.

but like. I AM-

#shut up yes I think Im the most hilarious person ever #angel rambles

[autoneurotic]

bard in baldurs gate is IT literally the perfect class. i’m super charismatic and picked the performer background so i just waltz into camps and SCREAM “OI. YOURE NOT SHIT MATE” and it fucks up the enemies next roll??!!

#class built for me. i’m a loud mouth i’m cocky i do NOT know when to shut up but people still think i’m charming xx #my bard is an elf her name is Elia. she’s good with a rapier and a bow #better with her sharp tongue and words #the amount of people i haven’t fought is hilarious. i just. lie. and they go ok sounds right to me! #gale WILL be her bf. it will happen #i don’t CARE if he’s cursed and i have to feed him powerful arcane items #IM not a wizard. IM not using them. chow down baby

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Update on day 2 in kokichi cosplay by the way. I was eating dinner with @420technoblazeit and got spotted by two friends from a study group I go to, both know danganronpa. So that was embarrassing

#it was really funny #he told us he didnt recognize me at first and thought what we were doing was hilarious #WHAT ARE THE ODDS THOUGH. I have NEVER seen him around on campus like this before #shut up me #on tomorrows episode of this bullshit. Im going to a meeting for a new club im joining #Thank god its costume themed anyways but still. oh my god #theres a costume contest and i think i should win by default based on my commitment to this bit

[aastarions]

blade is home but so is e2 gepard jfclkdsjf

#c shut up #I GOT YANQING ON THAT BEGINNERS BANNER RIGHT AND EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN GEPARD #ON STANDARD #ON LIMITED #LIKE #IM NOT MAD EITHER I THINK ITS HILARIOUS

[rivilu]

Ok the more i think about it the more it trips me out that Frankenstein's first edition was written before the greek revolution happened and the second just a year before independence (for southern greece only) was reached. WILD.

#shut up river #this is one of those 'what do you mean mammoths were still around when the pyramids were built' history things 2 me #Also just learned that lord byron is THAT ONE foreign guy that died at messologi???? #hilarious of me to only know him from that #but yeah. im northern greek so the area i live didn't get freed until a whole ass century later. still wild to think about this from a- #wide history timeline perspective.