#shut up mom

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Sister: [my name] hates me because I make her deal with her own crap and refuse to coddle her.

Me, living with sister: I did so many adult things today! I'm exhausted, but I feel great!

Mom: maybe if you start acting like an adult, I'll start treating you like an adult!

Me, around mom for 5 minutes: I baby.

#i act how I'm treated #stop treating me like im five #shut up mom #trust me #i know what im doing #family #sucks #i hate my liiiiife #ill do what i want #don't tell me what to do #don't act like you know me #you don't know me #you don't know what ive been through #don't treat me like a kid and expect me to have adult reactions

[studdedleatherandchantillylace]

I had my daughter when I was 22. She turns 16 in 16 days. My mom (who stays trying to wreck my self esteem) looked at me and said, "Woooow, you must feel REALLY old!"

I just shrugged and said, "Nah, I was mad young when I had her."

If you've never seen someone drop smug like it was wet dishes, I highly recommend it.

#insane parents #shut up mom #aging gracefully #clapback #this is the same woman who thinks i will grow out of the style ive had for 23 years

[satoko567]

redpilled, bluepilled, purplepilled, blackmarketpilled, redpilled again because you gotta alternate, greypilled, gamblingpilled, russianroulettepilled, godpilled, grillpilled, and stoptakinganymedications youdontlikepilled yeah im kinda hardcore

#pills here #happy pills #uh #$uicideboy$ #color coordination #red pill #blue pill #happy hardcore #shut up mom

[theautisticfroglord]

anyways parents who record/post their autistic child having a meltdown are awful people :)

#“but its for awareness!!!!” shut up #there is no excuse #actually autistic #actually autism #meltdown #autistic meltdown #sensory issues #autism #autistic #tw ableism #ableism #autism moms #proship dni #<- this is so those ppl dont interact w this #ik it's unrelated but it's for my safety 🫶

[indiafishydish]

And besides, I tore a couple of art pages to remember to buy fine art when I grew up.

I didn’t come here to be Vincent Van Gogh.

They’re trying to feel those phonics for themselves

An eye sore

I’d rather eat my soup with a fork

Down here, many small minded trash are being outnumbered

Killing children and young people, any people based on beliefs

#Ashley young #Samantha Ashley #The Lion the witch and the wardrobe #Britney Spears #Plastic surgery on children #Racism #Prince William #The stone keeps on turning #Shut up Mom #Love you

[emkini]

I think about Zuko and Ursa a normal amount

#atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #zuko #ursa #atla fanart #em draws #illustration #I had heart of stone from SIX playing on loop while drawing both of these #because I enjoy hurting myself #I am on a fucking roll right now apparently #cannot go five seconds without drawing something #the stuff I've been posting is so incredibly self-indulgent but y'know what. I do not care #normally i'd have a modicum of shame but nope #if I want Zuko to look sad in his mom's robes then that's what he's going to do <3 #privileges of being an artist #yes it's 4:30 in the morning shut up #id in alt text #edit I fixed his wack ass face

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭 #like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc. #he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

[not-another-robin]

I dont understand DC writers aversion to writing Thomas and Martha Wayne with personality traits more than just "nice". Bruce barely remembers his mom's laugh, but he knows it was loud and sharp. He remembers his dad smelled like cigarettes after certain days in the OR. He remembers how they would act funny when they got drunk at parties. His mom was a sore loser. His dad would humble brag about going to a prestigious medschool. His mom was a terrible cook.

#i have a lot of these #wearing a shirt that says 'ask me about bruces greif' #projecting of course #one of my clearest memories of my moms voice is telling our dog to shut up

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Red Hood finds Nightwing in the throes of fear toxin, babbling about missed calls and text messages.

#prompts #you know the drill #Jason is very confused and also very pissed #where the hell is Batman when his precious robins need him? #certainly not where he should be no sir #instead Jason has to deal with this crap #and totally ruin his street cred as a newly minced crime lord #goddammit #also Dick needs to shut up a out stupid calls and texts #did he forget to reply to his gf or something? #Jason is in for one hell of a surprise when Nightwing suddenly starts screaming his name and begging him not to go after his mom #…huh #interesting #now how can Jason make this worse? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #nightwing #dick and Jason #batman

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Mom: *asking questions about my job hunt*

Me: I found one.

Mom: *asking questions about the job*

Me: omg, will everyone just stop talking to me?! It's none of your business!

Mom: no need to be snippy. We ask because we care. You're not being mysterious by not telling us anything, you're being obnoxious because you're pushing away people who love you.

Me: I'll stop pushing everyone away if they stop pushing themselves on me. I need SPACE!

Mom: I'll just tell the whole family not to talk to you for a year, then, until you decide you wanna be a part of the family again.

Me: I'd really appreciate that, actually.

Mom: not gonna happen 🙄

#family #can i not just stay alive in peace? #leave me alone #im reading #i don't need this #i love you but #what's wrong with being quiet? #why can't i lock myself in my room? #shut up mom #im an adult #why does she treat me like im five? #I'll fake my death if you don't stop talking to me

[naturallyflavoredspringwater]

gonna be honest i've never understood or resonated with an ena video quite like power of potluck

like the mask covering her sad side and changing her mannerisms, only for it to disappear and her characteristics return.

like it was so different between the two that when she spoke for the first time without her mask i jumped for joy because YES! THAT'S MY ENA!

It's about masking.

It's about fitting into neurotypical society where everyone puts on a role in a system.

Her desire for "fun" is a place to fit in in this society.

the therapist saying "you will not find joy here" is referencing how by pretending to be someone she's not, she's forever unhappy.

Power of Potluck tore open and laid bare the reason why I was magnetically attracted to ENA, because she's like me.

She's also autistic.

#ena #ena joel g #power of potluck #moony #when moony showed up i screamed btw #i was like #MOONY!!!! #and my mom had to come down and tell me to shut up

[youregonnabeokay-kid]

“Ask me for sanctuary”

SCREAMING, CRYING, BAWLING MY EYES OUT

#SHUT THE FUCK UP #thinking about maria crushed under the rubble of a hotel because she loved her family too much #thinking about bianca crushed by talos because she loved her brother too much #thinking about nico ten years old and losing everything he loves #lost confused unable to think clearly without his mom and sister by his side #thinking about hades doing everything in his power to get nico to not leave to stay with him in the underworld where he can protect him #thinking about nico praying to his father in agony after he lost another person because he was right it’s too much no one’s safe at camp #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #hades #hades pjo #maria di angelo #bianca di angelo #nico di angelo

[kagekitsuneoflight]

It’s kinda funny that Jason is, in every sense of the word, the most normal Robin. Unironically, there wasn’t anything uniquely special about him before he was Robin. He was a street kid. His dad was a goon (which makes sense for Gotham. It’s a goon breeding ground) and his adoptive mom was a girl who fell in love with the bad boy, got disowned by her upper middle class parents and adopted her boyfriend’s infant son. Even his biological mother isn’t anything special! She was just a doctor who ended up becoming corrupt.

Jason Todd was no circus kid who could do an impossible signature trick. He wasn’t being scouted by some evil hidden organization.

He wasn’t the rich boy genius who lived next door.

He’s not the son of a supervillain (as lame as cluemaster is, he still *counts*).

He’s not the secret son of Bruce Wayne.

And he’s not a metahuman, nor did he led a whole organization of teens to fight when Batman couldn’t.

He’s the most regular boy to ever enter become a hero in Gotham. He wanted to do good things for the sake of doing good. He grew up poor with regular parents, where bad things happened to them. The kinds of things that could happen to *any* person living in Gotham.

There is nothing about him, pre-Robin and as Robin, that makes him Not Like Regular Kids.

His dad was a goon (who, depending on the run, was either killed by Two-Face OR. Just sent to prison and killed in prison! Which makes his backstory even PLAINER-) and his mother was a drug addict with cancer. Jason ends up homeless, and almost steals the bat mobile tires. The only thing that makes him stand out from any other tragedy befallen kid in Gotham is the fact he was bold enough to do that, get Batman’s attention, and continue to be bold enough to go against a crime lord (who was apparently his grandmother, the most interesting person in his family, but since she’s almost never brought up, she’s likely no more significant than a one-issue villain in the crime lord power hierarchy). Batman realized that Jason wasn’t going to really stop, and honestly he kinda grew on him, so he decided to adopt Jason, and eventually allow him to become Robin.

There just isn’t anything amazingly special about his backstory. The few moments where something could have been done to make it more interesting (like his biological mother) but ended up taking the most boring option. You can’t do much of anything now to enhance his past without upsetting much more well established canon, and not without making people wonder “well if his grandmother was such a big name in crime, why hasn’t she been brought up before?”

Jason Todd was a wonderful Robin (providing that he actually has a writer who likes him). He has a golden heart, he’s the voice of reason. He’s everything that a Robin needs to be for Batman. But compared to everyone else, he was nothing special. In a way, his lack of Not Like Regular Kids makes him stand out in a much more subtle way.

As if someone asked the question “Do I need to be someone special to be Robin?” And the answer was “You don’t need to be someone special, you just need to be brave, like Jason Todd was.”

#jason todd #robin jason todd #seriously they could have made anyone his biological mom. to add drama. to add spice #but they instead said ‘well. he’s a simple kid’ #everyone else is some delicacy food at a dinner table. and Jason? Jason is like. tomato soup. #HOWEVER. i will NOT forgive the disregard of making Jason stand out from his siblings more. #everyone has a specific niche that they noticeably can excel #or like. a very specific villain is like ‘YOU. i want to train YOU to be MY sidekick.’ #or or. the backstory alone is enough to make them stand out. #Jason gets uh. crime? he’s good at killing people. #which isn’t even consistently his Thing by the way since no one knows where to put him on the hero to villain scale #if only there was something he could have that no one else does! #\*i stare long and hard at the All Caste and Magic* #shut up kage #edit: I’m so!! CLUEMASTER. ITS CLUEMASTER.

[biblically-accurate-soup]

fun. (the band) really dropped like three songs in 2012 that permanently altered my brain chemistry and then fucked off to god knows where

#if you grew up in the 2010’s it is unfortunately impossible to listen to some nights without feeling some type of way #rip to everyone being like ‘oh they sound so dated’ shut the fuck up #maybe just ‘This one is not for the folks at home/Sorry to leave Mom I had to go’ and maybe you’ll understand #uriel posting

[usgsnajs]

So I’m watching the one piece live action and I can’t believe that Zoro and Luffy held hands over Luffys heart right after Zoro gave a ‘till death do us part’ wedding vow…

When I heard the zolu nation was eating after this live action I thought y’all were exaggerating but this is crazy 😭

#roronoa zoro #luffy #monkey d. luffy #zolu #op live action #one piece #opla spoilers #like genuinely #this is absolutely insane #even my MOM came out of that episode #making marraige jokes #they make me insane #shut the fuck up najs

[blackpnk]

currently trying to figure out how to get money until the 18th, as i have literally zero on my bank account for food (this month has been very hard) so if anyone would like to buy an icon pack / graphic pack from me, feel free to send a message. it will be rather cheap since i'm quite desperate.

if you would like to help me out anyway, here's a link to my ko-fi page <3.

love u all! / néa <3.

#shut up nea #i hate doing this but i've literally asked my mom and dad if i could borrow money for food and they both said they couldnt loan out anythin #mutual aid #financial aid #signal boost #donations