#shut up sage

[thestarsofpines]

okay i’m trying to avoid good omens 2 spoilers because my dad and i just got through episode two. i don’t know why i thought getting on tumblr would be a good idea but im bored and it’s late and twitter is a shit hole of depression.

#idk why im even posting this #shut up lily #shut up sage

[boxfullaturtles]

Rise of the TMNT is a Very Serious Show

I spent all day on this and it's my fifth time trying to upload it. Please look at it.

#anyway. happy april fool's day. #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #please tumblr why do you make it so hard to upload video i am in tears #sage never shuts up about turtles

[operationdreamscape]

oh my god i’m at a cute boys house and i’m really nervous but also happy i am smitten

#sage #shut up sage

[sunbearfriday]

I hope whoever reads this feels all my yearning and heartbreak, but dear god

dear god do I ever hope that I write again.

I don't feel like me anymore.

#shut up sage #god i am in agony on my knees when i think about it #i miss finding pieces of self in passion #accidently folded into every word i write #such a wonderful surprise to read back and see myself just for a moment #naked and unmasked #jesus fuck no one look at me ill combust

[inazumass]

Soooo about part II of that amazing Itto’s first time fic 👀

Posted to AO3! I must have forgotten to post it here, please forgive me ;0;

#shut up sage #fic talk #ao3

[visiblespiketrap]

My heart almost broke. I mean, of course I and others can/could ship whatever anyway, but I can't help but be relieved that Sidon and Yona's marriage was arranged by his father canonically.

#tears of the kingdom #legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidlink #sidon #link #I have no problem with Yona #she seems really sweet and I like how they showcased her personality #but I just love sidlink and Sidon still waxes poetry about Link #not to mention calling his sage pledge a vow while getting down on one knee to hold Link's hand and forming the ring #yes yes I know the others technically give rings but THE DELIVERY MATTERS #I'll shut up now

[mossytrashcan]

the flayed angel

#tw body horror #ish?? I drew it as a shirt but hey what do I nose #shadow and bone #grishaverse #genya safin #six of crows #B B BAITEDDDDD #sage’s doodle tag #“what’s going on with the ribcage” shut up get boiled idiot

[mazeppafanart]

THAT TAKEOVER THO

#sonic twitter takeover #twitter takeover #sonic the hedgehog #eggman #sage the ai #sonic #shut the fuck up please

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#he was right about her once #shut up #im not crying you are #soulmates #abbott elementary #abbottedit #abbottedits #jagory #i love them your honor #faves #janine x gregory #janine teagues #gregory x janine #gregory eddie #tyler james williams #quinta brunson #2x16 #sage advice #wise #wisdom

[sunnimint]

Okay but what if I wrote a one-shot of Metal owning a cafe and Sonic randomly walking in one day only to cause a scene because he's CONVINCED Metal is up to no good only for Metal to go, "Are you going to order? If not, please move. You're holding up the line 😤"

And to make this more delightful, everyone knows about the cafe and some characters are even regular customers (Amy, Shadow, Eggman too because why not). Which prompts Sonic to visit on a daily basis, always watching Metal, looking at what Metal does, and slowly but surely starts having some not so straight thoughts like, “Huh, it’s actually cute how he draws the roses on the coffee. Will he make one for me too? Wait- No!”

Metal meanwhile continues hating Sonic but always uses the freshest ingredients for Sonic’s orders and even puts more care into it because, "How dare he. I'm going to show him that I'm BETTER than him. He'll have no choice but to be impressed."

#mint.txt #sonic the hedgehog #metonic #metal sonic #a lot of hate/love going around and everyone else is just sick of #Sage will be there too she helps Metal run the cafe because i say so #And Tails is a strong bro for putting with Sonic’s “What if Metal poisons my drink? What if he's waiting for the moment i drop my guard?” #Tails and Sage end up playing matchmaker just to get those two to shut up lol #boac.txt

[lpsotd]

honestly if i was savannah i would've smacked sage upside his head in brooke's closet. if he actually liked her he would've asked her about the things brooke said about her??? am i insane or. i personally would've rejected him.

#sage and savannah both equally suck but sage is such a tool. and another word i can't say here #“she called me dumb???” no but she wouldn't have been wrong to say it. #also i'm not forgetting how he shamed brooke AND savannah for having eating disorders. #“you're not doing that starving thing are you? brooke does that ALL the time it's SO annoying” if you don't shut up #i want him to die #lps popular #lps #littlest pet shop #💬.mod chatter #ed mention #< jic

[thestarsofpines]

hi welcome to whats becoming my annual “im not dead” post

got fired from disney, so currently unemployed:))) it’s fine everything is FINE

#shut up lily #shut up sage

[boxfullaturtles]

lmao at this point we should just start having mock tmnt au conventions, not competitions just silly gatherings

just put all aus in a big room and let them run amok

maybe some of the aus can sell some merch from their aus, all the Mikeys selling art and taking commissions, Donnies are all trying to out build each other

panels on what to do in certain aus like "What To Do If Your Mutant Turtle Brother Goes Feral" or "Apocalypse Survival 101" or "Defenstration and You"

separated au therapy sessions, play areas for any tots that come along, April O'Neil meetup, an arcade room of course some of these kids desperately need to be socialized lol

#i say aus but like anything that canon diverges would work too i think #just thinking out loud its silly #sage never shuts up about turtles

[queenie-blackthorn]

finally, after all this time...

a physical copy so i can force it upon my sisters 🥹🥹🥹

#ascendance series #the ascendance series #the ascendance trilogy #jaron artolius eckbert iii #sage #the false prince #false prince #queenie doesnt shut up

[non-un-topo]

Ah! Siggy! I absolutely love your Quỳnh&Nicky shenanigans art! I'm imagining they're doing the medieval equivalent of skedaddling after a slow-mo explosion or something. Actually, out of frame... there might be a small fire... that they may or may not have started... just a gut instinct on my part... :)))

Anyway! Thank you for blessing us. As usual, your immortals fam art always makes my day. <3

Ahhhh Smith my friend, thank you so much!! <333 This mental image was so vivid (and so spot-on omg you got it) that I had to write you a little ficlet <3

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“Mush, steed, mush!”

At Quỳnh’s order, Nicolò hoisted her up higher in his arms and sped on, the sounds of his boots hitting the dock hammering like a drum. Shocked passerby hopped out of their way, throwing complaints at their backs.

“Aha!” Quỳnh exclaimed in victory, leaning over her brother’s shoulder to take aim with her arrow at the chaos they left. This ridiculous dress she wore restricted her movements just enough to be annoying, but she would have no problem tearing it off given the chance.

Men’s voices hollered after them, and she laughed at their raised fists, at the blazing fire she’d proudly left.

“Is it bad?” asked Nicolò, barely out of breath. He looked on ahead, eyes wide in a mix of mortification and panic that had Quỳnh laughing out loud again.

Behind, the fire had eaten the dock and men had leapt into the water to avoid the worst of it. Some were rolling barrels away, as far as they could from the reach of the fire — definitely a good idea, given what the barrels were filled with — and they seemed torn between shouting at each other and following Quỳnh and Nicolò with their guns.

“Not bad at all,” Quỳnh promised happily.

One of the men, the one in the nicest robes, wailed after her with a hand over his heart. “My lady,” he called. “My love!”

Quỳnh offered him a sour face and very much considered shooting him.

“Although I support you always,” said Nicolò, quite literally supporting all her weight thanks to this damned dress, “was this really the way to reject the merchant’s proposal?”

Quỳnh kicked her slippers, and Nicolò adjusted his grip under her knees. “Hey, you were the one who told me to shoot.”

“I could not have predicted you’d fire a lamp into a barrel of gun powder!”

“Couldn’t you? One must always go out with a bang, Nico. It’s a matter of style.”

As if summoned by her words, Quỳnh looked behind them once more to see a few men rolling a cannon on the dock in their direction.

“Of course...” she said, “being blown apart by a cannon ball is one way to go out with a bang.”

“Madre di Dio.”

“It was a jest!” she lied. “We have absolutely nothing to worry about.” She smiled wide then, retiring her bow and arrow for now, as they would be virtually useless against cannon fire, and she peered into Nicolò’s face. “Just run very fast.”

He certainly did.

Then he huffed, “Right, well we will not be telling Andromache and Yusuf about this.”

Quỳnh patted his shoulder. “Oh, absolutely not.”

#thank you for this wonderful message!! ;w; <333 #sage writes #tog #the old gays #per regina's tags on my art i listened to disney's robin hood soundtrack while writing this and i think the vibes were right fcgfd #literally obsessed with these two i will never shut up about them ty for enabling me <33333

[number-one-micoverse-fan]

i made a moodboard to describe my feelings on the patreon update

i am not okay

#sage never shuts up about micoverse #the worst part is i kinda knew this was coming and im STILL screaming about it