#shut up satan

[cowboykakashi]

Season 1 Flint makes me insane

#almost to the end of s2 and he still makes me insane tbh #he’s so insane he’s so funny he’s a bicon he’s the worst guy you’ve ever met he’s a babygirl etc etc #the RANGE on this man #black sails #captain flint #james flint #shut up satan #black sails meme

[helpmycatisblue]

I drew these some time ago, when the Nightbringer trailer came out, and I figured why not post them. Demon teeth headcanons for the brothers, even tho I’m not that good at drawing teeth.

Luci: Perfectly straight tho his fangs do point outwards, like yaeba teeth. The top fangs poke out when he closes his mouth, making him look like a vampire.

Mammon: Little crooked, making him look even more cute. His fangs are large and golden. (also I couldn’t stop myself from drawing dimples in his cheeks)

Levi: Shark teeth, very sharp. Multiple rows of teeth, some of them poke out of his mouth. He also has a second jaw in the back of his mouth, like a moray eel.

Satan: Large tusks and he WILL bite you with them. Basically polar opposite to Lucifer’s. Also has a gap in the front.

Asmo: I have a headcanon that when Asmo fell and landed in Devildom he managed to land straight on his face, breaking half of his bones. He uses an unhealthy amount of magic to cover them up tho. His fangs are very straight, needle like.

Beel: Too many teeth. Like, WAY too many. They go all the way down into his throat. Also has two pairs of fangs, smaller in the front and beigger behind them. His smile is a little unsettling. His tongue is barbed.

Belphie: Small top teeth, since cows dont have top front teeth. You won’t see them unless he opens his mouth wide enough. His fangs do poke out tho. Talks with his bottom teeth. Also has a barbed tongue, like his twin.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #if you ever end up having a conversation with me i must warn you DO NOT bring up this headcanon about asmo and how he fell #because I will not shut up about it #my art

[ushitoshiii]

#I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THISSSS #gonna be whoring in the whb tags again #sadly we cant show the dick #if u saw this earlier no you did not #what in hell is bad #whb #whb lucifer #whb mammon #whb satan #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #what in “hell” is bad?

[luyo-mi]

redrawing these losers designs from my au

#fricken gremlins #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #“but lulu where r their horns” #shut the hell up #im tired

[underqualified-human]

In an au where MC has a kid:

#aries rambles #shut up im hilarious #satan x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me satan #obey me! #obey me x reader #obey me au #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me swd #omswd x reader #obey me shall we date x reader #hell spawn au

[deer-with-a-stick]

The more time I spend explaining Tolkien lore to my brother the more I realize that Tolkien was just batshit insane

#yes the world is flat and a globe at the same time #and yes if you go off the edge you fall into the void with Satan 1.0 (assuming the Straight Road doesn't just railroad you) #he calls Valinor “The place under some trees where everyone smokes weed” and honestly I wish they would do that instead #bilbo and frodo bring weed to valinor quick #i tried to explain the miriel-finwe situation and he's so confused #“so they died and they were all sad even though they didn't have to stay dead?? but she couldn't come back because he remarried??” #“but then he dies and says 'yo ill stay dead instead' and she's find now??” #does the big God just keep making elf and human souls or do they just. appear #i told him about Gil-Galad Son of Plothole #he is quickly realizing that yes #the valar are a bit incompetent #its fine #elrond's dad is a star his mom is a bird and his great great grandma is an angel #my sister gave up two seconds in despite sparking this by asking me about elf lore #apparently she actually just wants to know about legolas but not legolas' father because of the hobbit movies #let me rant about feanorian politics it'll be interesting i promise #shut up about your elf backflips you wanna hear about nirnaeth arnoediad and the kinslayings #tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #the silm #is this a shitpost? idk #he's batshit insane but the world is great i love it #we still don't know where hobbits come from #they appeared one day #like potatoes #i had one tidbit of legolas lore and that was #the guy showed up several years late in a homemade boat with a dwarf #incomprehensible screaming

[satans-knitwear]

Thats enough peopling for the week. And month. Back to my lair.

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

#I am making mini pizzas with baguettes and filling up my waterbottles ready for some hardcore hibernation. #And im gonna throw my 6phonw out of the window if it dowsnt stop chlick6ng6666666 ever6y6th6ing 6 6a6t 6th6e 6sam6e time. 6 #Its bei6ng6 p6o6ssese6d. 66w6hy6 d66oes6 i6t w6o6nt actually le6t me 6click that number individually 66666.666666666666 #satans knitwear #From the drafts #Yesterday's look #Corsetry #overbust corset #The devil is trying66 to 6s6te66al 6my6 6phonw #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #alt pinup #pinup girl #my gif to you #I can type normally if i am willing to go back and physically correct every single word. Infuriating. #I could simply never type in sentences again. But not even the devil can shut me up on my own blog.

[magpigment]

ok genuinely what is up with c!slimecicle getting shot by heavily religious themed/ immortal/ deity characters in the chest with semi automatic weaponry. i stg this has happened at least four times like there has to be some sort of meaning to this and if there’s not i’m willing to find some anyway

like fr it’s happened on the qsmp about 2-5 times now and i’m only on the fourth vod, and that’s not even mentioning the 100 day evolving apocalypse video and i’m certain there are others. the parallels, they are calling to me. there’s something there, i can smell it

#dandy talks #like genuinely what the hell #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle apocalypse #scu #slimecicle cinematic universe #should i just make a comprehensive catalog of every time he gets shot #cuz it’s happened so frequently i might as well #he’s been shot by schlatt often #he got shot by the consensus bureau on the qsmp like two or three times #he’s been shot by satan on the qsmp another two or three times #like. what’s going on XD #i’m certain i can find some sort of symbolic meaning #i already thought the vibes when deity schlatt or whatever shot him in the 100 days video was intriguing #which is partially what the ‘in the eye of the beholder there is blood’ piece was inspired by #but the twists just keep turning! #anyway i’ll shut up now i just thought it was interesting lmao #qsmp #qsmp slimecicle

[dark-side-blog3]

Had a vision that the demon brothers set up a small, cozy area in a forest for their shared baby. A group of trees, each one decorated with each brother’s likeness - Asmo’s tree with fairy lights and heart stickers, Satan’s tree with a bookshelf carved into the middle full of child-friendly fairy tales, Levi’s tree with anime merch and fish paintings - and “age-appropriate” gifts resting against the tree at the bottom.

Now, their baby didn’t yet know they were a baby. So image their surprise when Beel carries them there in the middle of the night - no different than a nap! - and tells them about the brothers’ plan. They’re confused and scared, poor thing, but then the brothers come together and console them with their presents and presence (even though there’s no real difference to them). The brothers try so hard for their little baby to assimilate into the family. That’s why they made this little area. To help indoctrinate manipulate brainwash remind their little one of their place before safely bringing them back home to the family where they belong.

And as this place is for their baby, they shouldn’t ever mention the corpses in the foliage, or the pentagrams carved into each of the seven trees, or the many other activities that take place there… But maybe one or two slip ups can occur when trying to console such a fussy baby…

Taking place in a forest is unlike the brothers, giving it an almost ritualistic element, but an interesting idea nonetheless...

The idea that the tree's have symbols carved into them lends even more to the ritualistic aspect of your idea, as if the choices their darling makes (or refuses to make) will have lasting consequences to their psyche, and perhaps their physicality!

#i can't tell if this is a submission or a confession? #it seems more like your narrative and story so i think I'll tag it as submission #if its a submission i try to shut up so i don't talk over your work #submission #not mine! #yandere agere #forced agere #yandere daddy satan #yandere mommy asmo #yandere daddy leviathan #yandere daddy beel #platonic yandere

[pandora-whowalksbetween]

People who hc that the demons have even more powerful, less humanoid forms– do ya think that there are paintings of those in the HoL too, like there are of them in human form? I’m imagining MC pointing and saying how cool they think that painting of “a sea monster” looks and Levi blushing red and losing his mind.

#or worst case scenerio: ‘yo wtf is that ugly motherfucker?’ ‘sh shut up!!! thats satan dont let him hear you say that!!!’ #obey me headcanons

[cowboykakashi]

I am an adult with a house and if I want to make an 8ft tall wall of kpop boys in my living room that is just my right

#and there’s still room for more 🥴 #I can’t stop looking at it it’s making me fucking insane they are IN my fucking HOUSE #shut up satan #stray kids #Ateez #onlyoneof #kpop aesthetic #<- USING THAT WORLD LIGHTLY LMFAO only cuz it was a recommended tag

[sister-lucifer]

ok i’m actually very interested to hear the obey me’s community thoughts on this SO

Every demon brother has one (1) weird, odd or otherwise unattractive “ick”. What do you think it is?

#mammon can’t shut up during sex #levi’s self deprecating gets really annoying #beels bed is full of crumbs #obey me shall we date #obey me #the demon brothers #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

[crimeronan]

trying so hard not to lose my temper over various viral posts i make but sometimes..... puts my head in my hands.

Sometimes. People Test Me .

someone just left these tags on my tongue-in-cheek guy in your MFA screenshot about how some authors are afraid to write women with flaws:

and i jsut.

THE FUCKINTG.

THE FUCKING AUDACITY????

#YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST A MISOGYNIST??? KISS MY COMPLEX WOMAN WRITING AND READING DYKE ASS???? GET BENT??? ETC??? #GOOD FUCKING CHRIST!! NOT TODAY SATAN!! #NOT ON A POST WHOSE OP'S DESCRIPTION REFERENCES NOT JUST ONE BUT TWO WILDLY DIFFERENT WILDLY FLAWED FICTIONAL GIRLS/WOMEN #ABSOLUTELY NOT. GET OUTTA HERE. #BITE ME. FUCKING CHRIST. #i blocked them instantly instead of picking a fight i'm just. FLABBERGASTED. #YOU TYPED THAT AND THOUGHT IT SOUNDED REASONABLE?? SHUT THE HELL UP FOREVER??? #negative

[solomiracle]

i think it'd be interesting if the brothers' comments on solomon acting more like a demon than human actually went somewhere. it's really only used for comedy, but even then, it kinda falls flat since it seems to only stem from him being immortal and shady or whatever. if they focused on it and made it have some weight, i think it could be a really good source of angst and character development for solomon.

solomon prides himself on being humanity's protector, the one who will keep his fellow humans safe from unnecessary otherworldly interference. but if demons started comparing him to themselves, denying him his humanity, his entire motivation for doing what he does, how would that make him feel?

#tho tbh #this whole 'solomon is a shady evil wizard man can you believe he's even human' #is just a case of some early draft ver of him never making it to the final cut #but there's some traces of it in dialogue #even if it doesn't go anywhere #another case of this would be satan's 'he's lying and using you' thing #and aside from how he got into a pact with asmo #(which i don't know all of the details about) #what shady things... has he done exactly??? #this game loves to tell you he's evil #as he's slotted next to the guys that literally started the trojan war #threatened to kill you multiple times #and ACTUALLY killed you #it's just. very hard to take it seriously man #ok im shutting up now #from me #sol #obey me solomon #rambles

[altargarden]

to the people who consider a deity/demon/spirit a character from a piece of media and love to remind me of that on my deeply personal posts about my religion

#bun talks #i know a good amount of hellenic polytheists who have to deal with this too #like i respect you i respect your media and your blorbos but kindly shut the fuck up #demonolatry #theistic satanism

[that-one-satanic-tree]

ineffable shitty foil figures

#art class is. something. #one of my classmate said “that looks like a demon” #I very quickly shut him up with “it IS.” #my art class thinks I’m satanic now #I don’t mind that #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands