#shut up sawyer

[slasher-male-wife]

Slashers heights

So I put together this list for future reference for myself and other slasher simps. This list goes from shortest to tallest and I can add slashers if need be. Also all of them manage to be taller than me and I don’t know how to feel about that

Carrie White- 5'3

Lester Sinclair-5′6 short king

Billy Lenz- 5′6 also short king

Herbert West- 5'7 another short king

Corey Cunningham- 5’9

Leslie Vernon-5′10

Og Michael Myers-5′10

The Grabber- 5′10 

Kurt Kunkle- 5′11

Billy Loomis-6′0

Chop Top Sawyer-6′0

Nubbins Sawyer-6′0

Otis Driftwood-6′0

Bo Sinclair-6′1

Vincent Sinclair-6′1

Brahms Heelshire-6′3

Candy man- 6’4

Stu Macher-6′4

Jason Voorhees-6’5

Thomas Hewitt-6′5

Bubba Sawyer-6′6

RZ Michael Myers-6′9 

#lester sinclair #billy lenz #leslie vernon #michael myers #the grabber #kurt kunkle #billy loomis #chop top sawyer #nubbins sawyer #otis driftwood #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #brahms heelshire #stu macher #thomas hewitt #bubba sawyer #slasher #slashers #holy shit i'm short #ziggy shut up #jason voorhees

[perfektblau]

The idea of a cannibal family chasing after me to have a piece of this cake shouldn't make me tingle, but it does

#I'll shut up now #texas chainsaw massacre #bubba sawyer #nubbins sawyer #shut up cici #slasher fucker

[doomh3ad]

more slashers should be sluts and whores

#slasher #slasher x reader #imelda shut up #horror #slasher thirst #horror movies #slashers #michael myers #jason voorhees #thomas hewitt #bubba sawyer #tiffany valentine #chucky #horror movie #leatherface #freddy krueger

[rroaddkill]

Babi made a 'friend', but truthfully she just followed Glenda home from school, and Glenda couldn't be more repulsed by the sudden play-date.

(I realized earlier today while rewatching the tcm films that leatherface has a kiddo, and I had to draw her with my other favorite spooky child because I feel like Babi would absolutely love and admire Glenda.)

#chucky #childs play #horror #my art lol #art #glenda ray #texas chainsaw massacre #tcm #texas chainsaw massacre 3 #babi sawyer #crossover #crossover art #Babi: yapping. Glenda: yelling at her to shut up #They do like her tho a little dont worry #but you wont catch glenda admitting that they like having babi as a friend lol

[chuckyray]

me like 30 mins ago saying drayton sawyer the type of mf to own a credit card

#tbf there was a lot more context to that statement but i said it out loud and my bro lost his shit #he goes to the bank for a loan and somehow gets convinced into a credit card and then later he finds out what that actually entails #and he gets so fucking pissed off about it but now hes locked into that contract and he never shuts the fuck up complaining about it #god i love old men theyre so sexy when theyre susceptible to manipulation and scams. let me help you out old man 👁👁 #drayton sawyer #tcm

[josephtrohman]

(x)

#i know these are so dark lmao but it's just the video i tried #nobody who’s a tried and true gif maker make fun of me. i’m new to this lol #idk what im doing but i had fun making these even if they flop lol #i was watching vids (mostly actually to help with that joe fancam😔) #and i found this part and it genuinely made me laugh #i was planning on giffing these and stuff and then got BLINDSIDED AS WE KNOW!!!!! #so after a few days of sulking around. here r these gifs finally #joe trohman #fall out boy #my post #anyways im inclined to agree with joe on this one :) #and also i’m just back to posting like normally. maybe that’s obvious but i’m feeling ok now #s/o to sawyer for letting me forcibly consult this set with them #bc YOU KNOW WHO had to deactivate on me. smh. /j #ok sorry for saying so much idk how to shut up

[villianoftheweek]

I can't draw tie dye so i gave him a shirt with stripes on it

#bloody bobby #chop top sawyer #bobby sawyer #chop top fanart #all american massacre #texas chainsaw massacre #Im actually SUPER proud of this #I love this greasy ass man way too much #No i will NOT shut up about him

[art-fries-87]

Here’s a more in depth refrence of their looks for my chansaw fankids

#heathers fanart #heathers au #veronica sawyer #heather chandler #hailstorm chandler #violette chandler #VRUNG #TECHNICALLY IT SHOULD BE VERONICA CHANDLER #BUT SHUT UP

[slasher-male-wife]

A favorite pass time of mine is calling fictional men who would kill me in the most brutal ways baby girls

#because it's true #pyramid head #michael myers #bubba sawyer #thomas hewitt #Hannibal #billy lenz #the sinclair brothers #slashers #ziggy shut up

[ihatepickingusernames101]

What do you mean this fandom is dead?

#heathers #broadway heathers #veronica sawyer #jd heathers #shut up abi

[doomh3ad]

gorgeous baby boy! (i show you an image of a man who has never seen the inside of a shower)

#slasher #slasher x reader #horror #thirst #slasher thirst #imelda shut up #michael myers #x reader #leatherface #bubba sawyer #jason voorhees #otis driftwood #brahms heelshire #rob zombie #rob zombie movies #halloween #saw #horror movie #horror movies #bo sinclair #lester sinclair #house of wax #slashers #thomas hewitt #the collector #asa emory #slasher x you #slasher fic #final destination #captain spaulding

[pinkberry1rxx]

My mind has been non-stop thinking about both Thomas Hewitt & Bubba Sawyer! and the fact that I have been reading Wattpad (both x reader) 😍

Anyway, for some damn reason, I’m thinking that both are long lost cousins who don’t know each other.

Okay that’s it.🥰 I should stop talking now (well typing)

#Texas Chainsaw Massacre #Thomas Hewitt #Bubba Sawyer #country/butcher bois #my mind won’t SHUT UP!!! especially about them 😫 #I think Wattpad didn’t help either 😫😅 #I guess I can’t help myself sometimes😏 #TCM #Leatherface #long lost cousins?! #my mind speaking….. #The Sawyer Family #The Hewitt Family

[pokeficdaily]

#just SHUT UP and CHEER UP man #pokemon #pokefic #pokeani #ash #sawyer #mod 🐝

[isa-ah]

sorry I could talk for hours. I've done an insane amount of character building w Isaiah over the years

#like ive padded elias and melanies families too #part of me has been hankering to explore elias character more 👁️👁️ lo has been talking about doing a better timeline for hunter #and my kneejerk was that it would be a timeline where melanie raises isaiah and kicks elias out #but if melanie never died i think elias would be a LOT happier #he would still have a lot of toxic tendencies bc of the way his moms and sisters baby him and never say no to him #but melanie is by far the more bullheaded of the two so she would whip his ass into shape i think #in a timeline where theyre still married and happy isaiah would have his aunties on the wells side in his life 😭😭😭😭😭 #baby isaiah sitting in sawyers lap... shut up..... #i actually have a complete belief that if melanie was in his life theyd both be day drinkers together #like boy would be sipping with every meal just like his mom whos a silly drunk with a high tolerance #vs how elias rageful drinking makes him VERY stingy and self destructive around booze #like. melanie would be a huge positive impact but in a lot of ways she would probably nurture bad traits in isaiah #hed be a lot more selfish and nymphish and thats SAYING SOMETHING #a lot more dismissive of other peoples problems bc he doesnt feel desperate to be useful and whole by fixing other peoples issues #and would likewise out a lot less gravity into sleeping around bc he doesnt NEED to stay out of his house so hed have more fun w less care #which wouldnt rlly fly with the guys he usually ends up with 🤔 i wonder how it would change hunters influence in his life #hunter shaves his head in response to elias grabbing isaiah by it. that wouldnt happen! and he wouldnt have to spend sooo much time w ruben #who was his One And Only positive dad figure. that was a huge part of his life and influence! #then again melanie looooves hunters mom whos also around for this timeline so #they would both 👀 be spending a lot ofkf time in the reyes estate 👀 #isaiah and gideons relationship would also be a lot better! #melanies obsessed w gideons moms (high femme and dad butch) and isaiah wouldn't be so violent as a kid #HMMMMMM..... #much to think about #so much of isaiahs personality was scultped by his dads abuse and the people he sought comfort in #his whole life would be restructured

[lovinafternoon]

Ranking Mindless Self Indulgence albums (pt1)

Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangenly Sexy (4th)

You'll Rebel to Anything (2nd)

If (1st)

#mindless self indulgence #msi #nu metal #youll rebel to anything #if #frankenstein #jimmy urine #metal #aesthetic #album aesthetic #shut me up #never wanted to dance #backmask #1989 #tom sawyer #what do they know

[timeforsomethrillingheroicsblog]

finished season two

i have so many questions and so few answers

#some thots: #the less that is said about michaels arc the better #claire kissing charlie........ #hello wake up and smell the chloroform sweetie ya mans bad news #he was stalking you! #he took your baby! #have some self respect! #everyone should just trust sayid at all times forever with absolutely no questions asked about anything #locke going 'oh worm? i was wrong?' as desmond saved his ass was so unintentionally funny lmfao #related: i would die for desmond #sawyer beating the sexism allegations and not getting bent out of shape when he thinks kate and jack got together 10/10 #i'm tired of the love triangle lads #either form a triad or shut the fuck up!