#shut up serena

[aziraphaleishellagay]

Sono una cretina perché ciclicamente vado a guardare il blog di una persona che trovo irritante a livelli inimmaginabili per vedere se è ancora così piena di sé e fastidiosa e MI INCAZZO PERCHÉ IMMANCABILMENTE È PEGGIORATA.

Good job, me, good job.

#personal #shut up serena

[drizztdohurtin]

*everyone at camp being normal*

*Tav smashing barbie dolls of Lae'zel and Shadowheart together to make them kiss*

#i need to shut up innit bruv #laezel #shart #goofs and gaffs #serena the yap-atron 3000 #shitpost #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #incorrect bg3

[vanderwoodlings]

Blair and Dan both turn life into a narrative to cope with it, to try to control it, and to express their hopes and fears. Nate and Serena are aware they have the lead role in a tragedy and they are smashing themselves into the fourth wall trying to get out

#serena van der woodsen #blair waldorf #dan humphrey #nate archibald #original nonsense #this is why they’re complementary btw #this is a meta tag #<—i can’t shut up so i’ve given in. backtagging to follow

[strideofpride]

Six Sentence Sunday

I was gonna share something from the next chapter of like a rolling stone but then I decided to be mean and share something from a work that won't be ready for many months

“Oh, you’ll never guess who reached out to me and Nate today.” “Who?” “Blair.” Dan raises an eyebrow at that. “Blair Blair? Your Blair?” “No, Tony Blair. Yes, my Blair.” “Wow. Chuck letting her off the leash?” Serena looks back at him, suddenly puzzled. “They got divorced months ago. How’d you miss that?”  “I don’t know,” Dan shrugs. “I haven’t really been keeping up with the goings-on of Blair Waldorf Bass.” Serena can’t help the little thrill of satisfaction that goes through her hearing that. “Who’s Blair?” Amelia asks her. It’s the first thing Amelia has said to her all day. “What do you mean, you don’t remember your Aunt Blair?” An uncomfortable feeling settles in Serena’s stomach. Even at their worst, Serena never thought there’d be a day when her children didn’t know who Blair was.

#yeah yeah this is way more than six sentences shut up whatever #gossip girl #serena van der woodsen #dan humphrey #blair waldorf #my fics

[raphfish]

#warcraft #wow #i didn't mess up this meme shut up don't listen to the fake serena news

[waterfrd]

SHE WAS MAKING SPEECHES. SHE WAS GOOD AT IT. HER SPEECHES WERE ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF THE HOME, ABOUT HOW WOMEN SHOULD STAY HOME. SERENA JOY DIDN’T DO THIS HERSELF, SHE MADE SPEECHES INSTEAD, BUT SHE PRESENTED THIS FAILURE OF HERS AS A SACRIFICE SHE WAS MAKING FOR THE GOOD OF ALL. / ind. serena joy waterford of “the handmaid’s tale” by anna-belle.

#the handmaid's tale rp #margaret atwood rp #dystopian rp #serena joy rp #* ✶ › ❛ shut up annabelle ! —— [ ooc. ] #hey lol #self promo

[timegears-moved]

can am0urshipping please die now

#bwark #locking rbs im not taking any chances because you people are insane #also annoyed that this is monumental for ash's character and people are still like serena?????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #like shut the fuck up jesus christ #let them exist separately from one another for once

[and-to-you-its-just-words]

Once again thinking about Marcus Dunn standing in theatre, looking at Bernie Wolfe and saying “She would tell me, my Bernie” like that’s not one of the most devastating lines I’ve ever heard.

#yes yes yes Bernie and Serena belong together #and it’s awful that Bernie was closeted so long #she shouldn’t have to be in that marriage #BUT #neither should Marcus #he shouldn’t have to be in a relationship where he’s doing all the work because she’s never there (and doesn’t want to be there) #but he LOVES her #I’m never going to shut up about how I wish we got to see more of Bernie and Marcus #it’s fascinates me so #I don’t think Marcus is a bad guy #I’ll say it and mean it #to think he’s been sitting at home late and night and worrying about what is Bernie is doing so far away #but reassuring himself that no she would tell him #because they love each other and even if it’s not the best they’ve known each other for years #they respect each other #their marriage was built on friendship #but he was wrong #and she lied and cheated #and in the end he didn’t even get the dignity of hearing it from her #his Bernie #bernie wolfe #marcus dunn #holby city

[supermusicallee]

i HAAAAAATE moira and her acting superior all the time. june is allowed to feel vengeful! she is allowed to want the worst for the person who abused her! serena raped her and now she is the bad one for saying oh i hope she becomes miserable?

**this is literally about that one eps where she was annoyed that june still wanted revenge. some weirdo said i hate black people because of this post jsjdjjd so a clarification i guess 🤠

#the handmaid's tale #tht s5 #they don't know what she's been through #and even when they do they still act like it's horrendous of her to not be over it already #i hope they kill every single commander with their bare hands #i hope they kill the wives who enjoyed the ceremony as well #and i hope moira can simply shut up sometimes #and yes i hope they take serena's baby away and skin her to death i do!! #*nr

[serenarosa]

I know for a fact that Shadow would NOT be a Mitski fan in the slightest but sometimes my extremely self indulgent brain likes to imagine him listening to last words of a shooting star and humming it softly for funsies

#sth #music #mitski #serena speaks #everybody shut the fuck up I’m blorbo posting #shadow the hedgehog

[sapphicdbc]

Can you guys share your favourite berena and other jemma characters ff? In a bad mood and I only seem to want to read fan fiction 👌

Thanks 😊

#jemma redgrave #berena #bernie wolfe #catherine russell #holby city #serena campbell #bbc holby #fanfic #kate lethbridge stewart #dr who fanfiction #bad mood #and my cat won't shut up #her friends the flies are on the other side of the glass

[drizztdohurtin]

shoutout to this fuckin dickhead bot for psyching me out two days in a row now, getting me all excited thinking someone cool DMed me

#shut up kokobot fr stupid rat #serena the yap-atron 3000

[lizardthelizard]

You did not just drop those tags about the “tucking in bed” RW and EF parallels ASDFGHJKKL I can’t 😭😭😭😭my emotions ahhhhhh. This reminded me that I have this HC where newly deaged baby P wakes up from a nightmare where he was reliving one night on the streets in the RW during the curse. And he was cursing his father for leaving him alone in the RW so when he wakes up he’s terrified and he runs to Archie for comfort cause he’s afraid to tell his dad what his dream was about. 1/2 Jojo

well GOOD EVENING to you, Jojo <3

Firstly... 👉👈 sorry for the angst. Although, I will admit that I had a feeling you might react to those tags... :)

Secondly, I think you've mentioned that 'running to Archie' headcanon before! (either to me or to Serena...I'm not sure which) and it's so 🥺🥺🥺 But the 'hot milk and honey because the same thing worked with Geppetto' part is very new and very ...😩💖😭😭😭 I'd say 'how dare you!' but I was the one that started this whole thing off...

OH but?????? what gets me the most with this ask... It's about the implications that little de-aged Pinocchio is having nightmares about experiences that August had!!! Just imagine! He has these fragmented memories that come back to him (mostly when he's asleep) and he's stressing about it because of course he has no idea what any of it means 😭

#where's that meme that serena uses...of that cat with tears in it's eyes. chewing on a wire #cause that's me rn #jojo #asks #btw jojo...I love it when you send me asks #because they always arrive at like...midnight #and that's around the time when I'm shutting everything off in order to go to bed #so I just see one ask pop into my inbox.... #and then five minutes later I see another... #and then I go to sleep and wake up to ANOTHER ask in the morning ahhausjdhuashdasdajshd #<333

[sereina-archive]

“I hate it when people try to tell me to ‘be the bigger person’. They don’t know the full story. They don’t know anything.”

#🌹 ic. #🌹 dashviewing. #sb: you dont need revenge just be the bigger person!! #serena: yes i do. shut up and give me the gun im doing this. ill be a better person afterwards

[ricochetingtears]

me: i’m feeling gooood i’m gonna write also me:

#rip serena face on the train to nyc #thats the image it was on but hbo doesnt let you guys see it #* ooc : shut up angela. #i have roswell eps to watch and yet

[iruludavare]

{ ooc. You know, the dex entries in scvi really explain why it is that orange and white flabebe/floette/florges are the two rarest forms out of the bunch. Why orange has like a 4% encounter rate and white is even worse at 1%... while red, blue and yellow are around 30% iirc.

Like, if it’s determined by what wavelengths of light the pokemon vibes with the most, of course the ones that have a limited, specific range will be the most common to find-- red, blue, yellow. They sit very neatly on the spectrum of light

But orange and white?? Orange has its own range on the spectrum yeah, but you can also sum red and yellow wavelengths of light to make orange... so you’d image there are Some redder and yellower flowers that an orange flabebe/floette/florges can vibe with too

And white is just... all of the wavelengths. The entire spectrum. ✨Polychromatic✨

So of course orange is the second rarest form and white is The rarest(tm) }

#❀⊱⦃ ⏤ {ooc.} ⦄⊰❀ #scarlet violet spoilers #{not really a spoiler it's just dex entry talk for an older pokemon} #{i'm laughing because trevor's florges is canonically orange... serena has a white one... the kalos squad luck strikes yet again} #{i will not shut up about this i love when the dex gives you Actual Lore}