#shut up ted

[ownerofidaho]

mutuals im passing you all the blunt after this fuckass week

#shut up ted

[humblefryingpan]

The more I watch himym the more I fucking hate Ted. He's so full of himself, he constantly acts like he's better than all his friends and (minor s9 spoilers) gets really mad whenever someone suggests he move on from Robin.

Robin is literally getting married to one of his best friends (Ted is literally the best man) and he's still trying when she's told him she's not interested.

Instead of trying to be happy for them or even just talking about his feelings, he's moving to a different state? Because he got rejected?

I know I'm meant to be rooting for him but is he capable of caring about anyone but himself? If he's this unbearable from his own point of view, how horrible must he be from the other people's?

#It'd be so easy to ignore him if he wasn't the main character #how i met your mother #ted mosby #robin scherbatsky #barney stinson #shut up ted #mild rant

[thatiranianphantom]

Me! Me!

It’s all about me!

Good god, dude. Hope you enjoy unemployment. You’re going to experience a lot of it.

#riverdale #RD negativity #this whining man baby #shut up ted

[milfmattjackson]

unsuspend kenny omega on the basis that he got bit by a grown ass man while trying to get this dog to safety.

#shut up ted #aew #all elite wrestling #kenny omega #the elite

[macaroni-rascal]

Catching up on men's without be spoiled, it's been one skater and I am ready to murder Ted Barton. I hate this man. I hate this man so much. Everything he says is unnecessary. God I just want to shove a sock down his windpipe.

#i just had the isu full event saved in a window #and refreshed when i woke up #no spoilers! #works great #ted going 'setting up the first quad.............there it is #SHUT UP TED

[cloudpalettes]

something something self-restraint something

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mxtx #TEEN WX !!!!! #HEAR ME OUT #lwj would do this me thinks #CHU !!!! #he panicked bc wwx can;t shut up ! #this is like. almost a kiss but not rly #this would def fluster wwx #and lwj too #wow i love them #smth out of a shoujo manga type of vibe #ty for coming to my ted talk #consider this my teen wx contribution #ok do u think they'd kiss fr after this not-a-kiss moment of weakness

[eddievedders]

if you go, i go.

#Ted Lasso #tedlassoedit #tedlassosource #Rebecca Welton #Ted x Rebecca #Jason Sudeikis #Hannah Waddingham #THE END THE END #shut up I KNOW let me be delusional for a minute #ted lasso spoilers #usernessa #tuserliliana #nessa007 #ohtendril #usergiu #uservalentina #trueloveistreacherous #scratchybeardsweetmouth #usersakshi #damerondjarin #userkk #usersydney #usershaysh #useryoshi #userbbelcher #userbadger #my stuff #mine: believe #(at least i made myself laugh and that's the most important thing)

[coachbeards]

"[Beard's] more interested in riding with Ted than he is in trying to nurture a relationship or anything like that." -- Brendan Hunt.

[bonus]

#coach beard #ted lasso #brendan hunt #jason sudeikis #nessa007 #this is a very self-indulgent ''beard caring about ted'' post + a quote from brendan...i had to pick which quote to use #bc brendan doesn't shut up about ted saving beard's life #and there's MORE !!!! just fyi!!!! that's why i had to condense 2x12 into one gif #the beauty of beardted is that it's clearly very deep... #they're Soulmates. in whatever definition.

[unusual-ly]

I am Thinking About The Implications regarding Ted’s love interests

With Jenny, they were best friends, there was genuine affection and mutual feelings for each other but neither of them acted on it because they both assumed they didn’t have a chance, and then it was too late

With Charlotte, Ted was in love with her but she didn’t reciprocate, he was just one of the men she was having an affair with behind her husband’s back. He never lets himself be too vulnerable and open with her about his feelings, resorting to either yelling at her or just deflecting whenever she starts to talk about Sam. He’ll just take whatever he can get with her

With Lucy, he can actually express his feelings and be affectionate, but only because he’s playing the role of Konk. He has something to hide behind instead of being truly vulnerable. Even when he’s only talking to Hidgens, at least later in the episode, he stays in character, he falls into Konk’s speech patterns because he’d rather be him, in part because Lucy likes Konk. He even asks that she let him die as Konk just so he can feel loved by her

And then, before he’s approached by Sheila, we learn he does actually want to someday start a family, get married and have kids

After the misunderstanding with Jenny, Ted no longer feels he can be open and vulnerable about his feelings, puts up this front of only being interested in sex when he really does want a relationship beyond that, and only feels safe expressing himself truthfully to others when he’s someone else

Ted please for the love of god learn how to express your feelings in a healthy way I am begging you

#if a woman ever showed Ted genuine love and care without him hiding behind some character i bet he’d just melt on the spot #someone gently touches his hand and smiles at him and he immediately shuts down for a solid minute then blurts out ‘marry me’ #he admits all his flaws and they tell him they believe he can actually become a better person and he bursts into tears #shut up let me have my unrealistic fantasies #Ted Spankoffski #Hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #TGWDLM #Nightmare Time #starkid #team starkid

[userjohndeacon]

jamie tartt: roy isn't my best friend

also jamie tartt: *teaches roy how to ride a bike*

also jamie tartt: *shows up to roy's "uncle day" after being invited by roy's niece*

also jamie tartt: *gets roy an extremely personalized, sentimental gift*

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #shut up regan

[v0idwraith]

i am actually hyperventilating right now help

#WE WERE RIGHT I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS #no but seriously #how the fuck did anyone look at that man and think #yup that is a heterosexual #ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #trent crimm the independent #lgbtq #also this is my first attempt at doing the image ID thing so sorry if it sucks #i am open to suggestions on how to do it better #ted lasso s03e06

[ownerofidaho]

I HATE WORKING IN FAST FOOD I HATE IT I HATE WORKING DRIVE THRU WHEN IT'S SNOWING I HATE HI-C I HATE MY MANAGER TALKING DOWN TO ME AND MY FRIENDS I HATE BEING MISGENDERED FOR 6 HOURS EVERY DAY

#shut up ted

[xialing-gf]

i think this episode of ted lasso was so good because it was about love like as cheesy as it sounds it’s kinda true. nate was reflecting on his wish to be “successful” and has finally realized that in doing so, he had lost his passion for pursuing his interests and his love for his family. rebecca obviously pointing out how a huge part of sports is the community formed around the love for the sport and teams. roy realizing how his stubbornness made it difficult for him to accept his love for keeley. keeley realizing that she was truly passionate about her company and she loved the work she was doing before jack had been a part of it. sam holding onto his dreams and his love for his home country despite akufo’s bullying. jamie expressing his love for his team by showing up to phoebe’s uncle day for and choosing sam’s number when he plays for the england team. it’s truly about the love

#this is soooo cheesy i need to shut up #ted lasso #ted lasso s3 spoilers #nate shelley #rebecca welton #roy kent #keeley jones #sam obisanya #jamie tartt #ted lasso season 3 spoilers

[nancywheeeler]

i love that the pub lads stand by isaac even without knowing specifically what the fan said. they've been going to the open practices for months now and have seen the players beyond two halves on a television screen every week. they've seen them working their asses off, and making mistakes, and getting frustrated, and puking their guts out. they saw isaac's disastrous first attempt at a corner kick! and they know that fan would have had to say some truly vile shit for isaac to do what he did. free nelson road tickets for the pub lads for life, i think.

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #they definitely won't be dealing with it on the show but what the fan said will be reported to the public in universe #plenty of people were around to hear it and a lot of them had wanted the guy to shut up before isaac did anything #i appreciate that detail too! there are tons of fans who are not pieces of shit and cheered when that guy got kicked out! #a shout into the void

[milfmattjackson]

listen, im against rpf but i do not think wrestlers count tbh. it's like how people ship things played by actors. because wrestlers really are actors. kenny omega? he's a dude named tyson. hook? some kid named tyler. they're just playing characters.

#shut up ted #wrestling

[macaroni-rascal]

Mark's busy with Dancing On Ice

Whatever they are paying Mark, I will double it to have him come and dropkick Ted out of the way and take over commentary. I legit have the dance event muted at this point because that man creates nothing but anxiety and rage in my body, mind, and soul.

#shut up ted #forever and ever #and the streets say ted is a total asshole #so i feel justified beyond just thinking he's the most annoying person to ever open their mouth #konner talks skating