“It’s our second day as apprentices!” Firepaw meowed to his siblings with a happy wave of his tail. “Gotta be bright-eyed and early!”
Airpaw’s fur slowly smoothed out with a blink as he realized they weren’t under attack. “Couldn’t we be bright-eyed and late?” the tomcat whined. “I don’t think Thrushpelt will mind.”
- Burning Thistles, Chapter 14: Lightningpaw Does A Sneaky (Not Really. She Got Caught.)
I swear when I reread, I keep finding these little gems of Fire and Air. Why are they suddenly becoming my favorite FireSib duo?! XD
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" Kit hurry up the next Episode is about to start... "
" You really like this Battlesphere show huh..."
" Yea... why wouldn't i? beatin' up bots, racin' and battlin' in front of a stage of screamin' fans? it's pretty fuckin' cool. Plus Carol's like the champ right? so i get to watch bot thrashin' an my friend woop ass! course i like it! "
" I liked the older seasons with Captian Kalaw... his speeches are hilariously dumb--- and yet it makes me laugh "
" pfft he's a loser! but could ya imagine if heroes actually talked that way? fuck i'd just lose from laughin' so hard1 haha! come on let's start the next episode... "
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The Belcher Kids Being Siblings for Quite Some Time
Tina: *Doing Nothing*
Louise: TINA! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Linda: Tina, leave your sister alone!
Tina: What the- I'm not doing anything!
Louise: That's for drinking all of my Caprisuns.
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Gene: *Slams Into Louise's Room*
Louise: What?
Gene: *Snatches Brown Teddy Bear*
Louise: GENE!
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Louise: Tina? Can I ask you a question?
Tina: Sure.
Louise: Cool. *Walks Away*
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Tina: I have to go on a trip to New York during my Freshman year.
Gene: I'm coming.
Louise: Yeah, me too.
Tina: No, that's not how it works. It's Freshmen only. I can't take you.
Louise: Yes you can. Just tell them we're emotional support.
Gene: Yeah.
Tina: Oh, my God.
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Louise: I hate you!
Gene: I hate you, too!
Louise: You hate me?
Gene: No.
*They Hug*
Tina: How?
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Tina: *Smugly Eating Ice Cream in Front of Gene and Louise*
Gene: We can't even get a taste?
Tina: Nope.
Louise: You're gonna eat that all by yourself?!
Tina: Yep.
Gene: That's not fair!
Tina: Trust me, yes it is.
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does anyone else have the sudden urge to just... point at your sibling, make a random noise, then continue on as if nothing happened?
I feel like my communication skills with literally anyone else besides my siblings is rapidly degrading.
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Getting a PHD literally anywhere else: Wow! Congratulations! What a great achievement! Amazing!
Getting a PHD in Gotham: Wow! Amazing! You're now on several Government, Civilian, and Bat watchlists.
So if any of the Wayne kids get a PHD, then the entirety of Gotham would be squinting at them suspiciously. They're rich, so resources, and most likely already insane with all the shit they pull.
What I'm saying is if Jason went and got himself a Doctorate in Literature, the whole city would anticipate the appearance of his villainsona called the Dead Poet(emphasis on the dead) or Bookkeeper or something else similarly nerdy and themed like that for sure.
I just know that it would turn into some Gotham inside joke with memes abound, and everytime Jason would, I don't know, give more funding to the neglected Arts Departments in Gotham University, or go to a school for read alongs to encourage kids to read, Gotham social media would go crazy and be like:
"The Dreaded Villain Dead Poet Reads Alice in Wonderland to Children! How Despicable!"
"Villain Dead Poet Lambasts Government on Banning Books! Leads Librarians to Riot!"
"Dead Poet Ramps up his Villainy by Establishing Educational Programmes in Crime Alley! Uplifting the Poor! What a Dastardly Villain!"
"Dead Poet Goes on Live Ranting About his Favourite Books! Favourite Author is Jane Austen! Is this the Feminist Agenda?"
And so on! It's a meme that refuses to go away. His siblings actively participate, and make the situation worse.
Dick held an online Gotham Villains and Anti-Heroes Poll and Dead Poet came out on top, over Red Hood. Jason is an actual Gotham crime boss, but his crowdfunded villainsona is more popular. No he's not salty about it at all.
Duke would create a montage of Dead Poet sightings.
Stephanie would make a Dead Poet meme compilation.
Tim would arrange Wayne Enterprises to donate to local libraries after allegedly being threatened by the heinous villain Dead Poet. (Jason did ask Tim to do that but not like that)
Barbara created an extremely popular Villain Watch account for Dead Poet.
Cass tweeted out Jason's favourite books as the villain Dead Poets reading list telling people to avoid them 'wink wonk', causing a massive uptick in the sale of those books ala Bigolas Dickolas.
Damian of all people tweeted out a pic of Jason playing with Alfred the cat accusing the evil villain Dead Poet of attempting to kidnap his cat.
And thats not to mention all the shenanigans they pull in their batsonas.
God bless Gotham and it's home grown, organic, not even remotely ethically sourced, free range chaos.
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they are both zuzu, fight me
-it’s your turn to do the dishes today!
-no, yours! i fucking did them yesterday!
*double death stare*
AGNI KAI
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Toby: (after Steve has told him and Nicole not to destroy each other, or even invite people over while they’re watching the house) That won’t be a problem; none of the kids at school like me enough to come over.
Nicole: (just after Steve and Laura have driven off) Since when?
Toby: Since a couple of guys from the “In” crowd took me to that Sharper Image place at the mall. They dared me to shoplift something; I don’t even remember what it was. But then I wouldn’t pinch it; I was like, “What do you people take me for, anyhow?” So they put me on their “Uncool” list, and said I could just walk home.
Nicole: There’s an “Uncool” list at your school? (Toby nods) Is that why you called me to pick you up, instead of my dad or your mom?
Toby: Yeah; you’re welcome to search my bedroom, if you don’t believe me.
Nicole: No, I do. Keep talking.
Toby: Now anybody else at school who eats with me, or plays with me, or even talks to me gets labeled “Uncool” to boot. (smiles unhappily at Nicole, who is duly impressed) So I get that for doing the right thing. (shrugs resignedly)
Nicole: (firmly) Wrong. You get this. (She wraps her arms tightly around Toby and gives him a big smooch) I’m proud of you, bro.
Toby: (while gratefully returning the hug and kiss) Thanks, Nicole.
Toby and Nicole Walker having a sibling moment in a deleted scene from the 1996 film Fear
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