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Dead Men x M/n - Angry kids (Part 5 of Dead Men meet M/n)
WARNING!: Blood x Gore, Violence, Serpine will die, a bit graphic, death, cursing AND MORE ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!
The names are all pronounced this !: Keiran(M/n) – Keer- in or Keer-awn Laoise – Lah-weese Lorcan – Lor-ken
Part 5 – Angry kids
Stephanie was at China’s, worried sick for Skulduggery. Serpine ambushed them and took out the Detective, while he tried to kill her. China knew her name and used it against her, to keep her in the library. She should have called Keiran.
China was out right now and Stephanie broke down the door to her private room, snatching back her phone...if she could...reach out to Keiran ?
She activated her phone and dialed his number quickly. He picked up instantly.
“Keiran Fox.”
“Keiran, help, please. China knows my Given name and she is keeping me hostage in her Library. I called her in a panic. Skulduggery and I got ambushed in Grimwood, by Serpine and his paper pals. He captured Skulduggery too.”, she quickly informed.
It was dead silent on the other end.
“Lorcan...Laoise...get your weapons and magic ready. We are going to beat some Serpine ass and get the Mortal girl out of China’s clutches.”, Keiran said with a dark voice.
“On it !”, Lorcan yelled and Laoise was slightly to hear too.
“Sit tight, think of a name and we will pick you up ! Lorcan will tell the rest of the adults and we will get ready. We have to inform Meritorius and then get Skul as fast as possible !”
“What if he is already dead ?”, Stephanie asked worried.
“Serpine thinks Skulduggery has the key. As long as he doesn’t have it, he won’t kill him.”, Keiran assured.
After that they hung up and Stephanie found her name, ten minutes, before Keiran broke the doors down, to collect her. China wasn’t happy and tried to force Stephanie to stay. But she didn’t listen anymore.
“So you have taken a name. May I know who you are now ?”, she asked the girl.
“Valkyrie. Valkyrie Cain.”
“Fuck you, China Sorrows. If Uncle Skulduggery is dead, because of your ugly ass, I will personally set this place on fire and kill you.”, Keiran growled out darkly.
“Now, now. Don’t be so dramatic.”, she scolded.
“That man has a FAMILY, you BITCH !”, Keiran screamed at her and charged at her with a dagger.
China tried to use her sigils on Keiran, but noticed too late, that they don’t work on him. He cut into her arm and she hissed. He charged again and cut at her right eye, giving her a nice scar, she hissed again in pain. She tried her sigils again, but nothing worked.
“WHORE ! JEALOUS BITCH ! SELFISH BIMBO ! DISGUSTING MURDERER ! TRASH ! WALKING GARBAGE CAN !”, he screamed at her as he charged and charged at her again, giving her cuts.
Keiran stabbed her into her abdomen and she fell on the floor. She was far from dead though.
“KEIRAN ! STOP !”, Lorcan yelled.
Keiran froze in place and looked at Skulduggery’s Son.
“We don’t have time, for that backstabbing Bitch ! Father is more important !”, Lorcan yelled.
He looked at China again.
“Remember well who saved your pathetic life, Bitch. Next time, I won’t be so merciful.”, Keiran spat and left, sheathing his dagger again.
Valkyrie stared at Keiran in shock.
“I hate that traitorous whore so much. Why we let her live, will be a mystery to me...”, Keiran scoffed.
With that they left and hurried to Meritorius. As soon as he heard that Serpine was accused again, he denied it, refused to believe them.
“Listen to me RIGHT now, Meritorius !”, Keiran yelled at him, angered.
Meritorius stared at him.
“You do not talk to your elders like that-“
“I don’t give a flying FUCK what you want ! Skulduggery is MISSING, most possibly DEAD already and you expect ME to be CALM ?! YOU expect someone like SERPINE to keep a TRUCE, for the rest of his LIFE ?! I think your old age made you forget what a person Serpine is ! He is a fucking PSYCHO, STALKER, MURDERER, FACELESS GODS LOVER and PURE EVIL ! He stalked Skulduggery’s Family since the TRUCE started ! He killed behind your back ! He was about to KILL Valkyrie THREE times now, which mind you, YOU wanted to go back to her NORMAL life too ! That could have KILLED her ! He took Skulduggery now and it is HIS life on the line ! Sorry that I told you from the BEGINNING that a TRUCE WON’T cut it ! But now get your old ass up and GIVE ME PERMISSION TO KILL HIM AND GET MY UNCLE BACK ! HE HAS FAMILY FOR FUCKS SAKE !”, Keiran screamed at Meritorius pissed royally off.
Everyone stared at him. No speaking mistake and there was a very dangerous fire in his eyes. Meritorius knew better than to argue with him any further. He will have to give in.
“If you drag us into a war, Keiran, so help me the Ancients.”
“The war started a long time ago, again, already. Your old ass just refused to see it. We are in the MIDDLE of it and YOU still sit here and do nothing but sit in your own Dream World.”, Keiran scoffed.
Then he stormed off and waited for the help, he knew they needed.
The Dead Men, Lorcan, Laoise, Valkyrie and Meritorius looked at him in utter shock and respect. Keiran wasn’t messing around and when he is pissed off and worried sick about his Family, he will get violent. Both, physically and verbally.
After a few minutes two Cleavers arrived. Meritorius arrived with the rest and Keiran scoffed.
“Is that all you will give us ? Damn, you WANT us to die.”, he accused the Grand Mage.
“We have no more, that we can give you.”
“Sure and I am the Easter Bunny. Whatever. Get rid of Sagacious Tome. He is a spy for Serpine. I spotted him a few times enter an alleyway and Serpine left it minutes later. Don’t trust him, no matter what he says. Serpine wants the book of Names and he is looking for something that can kill you. If you die, the book is unprotected.”, Keiran explained annoyed.
They were all in shock, but didn’t question it. They soon enough met Tanith, Valkyrie stated that she met her once already and that she was nice, and so Keiran allowed her to tag along. After everyone, besides Anton and Meritorius, jumped into Ghastly’s Van, did Meritorius talk.
“Your Son really is violent.”, he told the Gist Master.
“I know...”
“But...he is only violent, when he is worried sick about one of you. Be careful with one another. He seems...protective and territorial of you all.”
“We will try our best.”
“Good. Now go rescue Skulduggery.”
Anton nodded and jumped into the Van and Ghastly sped off. It didn’t take them long to arrive there and Keiran wasted no time into getting out and getting ready for kill or be killed mode. Lorcan did the same and Laoise copied her Cousin and Brother.
Tanith sent the Cleavers to distract the Hollow Ones and then they ran for the wall. Hopeless, Ghastly, Lorcan, Laoise, Erskine and Keiran made it over the wall easily. Ghastly helped Anton and Saracen with a small boost of his Magic, while Keiran helped Larrikin over it and Lorcan helped Dexter Vex over the wall. Tanith helped Valkyrie over the wall.
Together they ran into the castle of Serpine’s and started a wild search in a Team of two. Lorcan and Keiran found Skulduggery and he looked in bad shape. That, made Lorcan, go into rage mode.
“Oh, hello you two.”, Skulduggery greeted them weakly.
“What the fuck did that Bastard do to you ?”, Keiran growled out.
“Oh, just some torture with his red hand.”, he chuckled out weakly.
Lorcan and Keiran saw red at that. The others all came rushing in and Ghastly tried to crack open the handcuffs. After that was done, Saracen and Hopeless helped Skulduggery to get up and walk.
The rest of the Team tried to keep the way free, only to realize way too late that three members were missing, after they fled. Laoise, Lorcan and Keiran.
“Wait...where are Lorcan, Laoise and Keiran ?!”, Anton asked in panic, after they were in the Van.
“Shit !”, Ghastly cursed.
“We have to go back.”, Skulduggery said weakly.
“YOU need medical attention ! This is serious and urgent !”, Hopeless scolded.
“The kids !”, Skulduggery protested.
“They know what they are doing. We have to get you to Kenspeckle.”
“They are going after Serpine.”, Valkyrie whispered.
Everyone was silent.
“What ?”, Dexter asked in shock.
“Didn’t you see the murderous glares Keiran and Lorcan had ? They probably told Laoise, because she had the same murderous look later on. They are going after Serpine, to make him pay for what he did to Skulduggery.”, she explained.
“Fuck. We have to go back !”, Saracen yelled.
“If we go back now, Skulduggery will die.”, Larrikin argued back.
“Let’s hope these three are careful. We have to get Skul into medical care and that fast.”, Ghastly said worried.
Anton sat in the car, worried sick for his Son, Nephew and Niece. They were all worried, but Anton was the most worried with Skulduggery. Their children’s lives were on the line.
-With Keiran, Lorcan and Laoise-
They followed Serpine, ready to kill instantly. They had the perfect torture session planned out for Nefarian Serpine. One that he will beg to be over fast.
As soon as Serpine was alone inside a room, Lorcan locked it and Keiran knocked him out cold. Then they dragged Nefarian away from populated areas and into a deep forest. All they did was set up some cameras and then waited for the Bastard to wake up.
-With the Dead Men-
They reached the Cinema and rushed Skulduggery inside.
“Kenspeckle ?! Kenspeckle we need your help, urgently !”, Ghastly called as soon as they were in the soundproof hideout of the Professor’s.
Kenspeckle arrived after a few seconds, with his two assistants, Stentor and Civet. The older man’s eyes widened as he saw Skulduggery.
“What in the ever loving hell happened to him ?”, the Professor asked.
“Serpine.”, Saracen answered.
Kenspeckle’s face turned grim and he instantly led them to an operation room.
“Put him on the bed and then leave. This is urgent.”, he told the Dead Men.
Valkyrie was scared for Skulduggery. What if he won’t make it ? The left the room quickly and stayed seated in the waiting room.
“Shouldn’t we search Lorcan, Laoise and Keiran ?”, Valkyrie asked worried.
“We don’t know where they are right now. It would be like hunting a needle in hay.”, Dexter replied softly.
Anton just sat there, eyes unfocused. He was worried sick.
Ghastly put a hand on the Hotelier’s shoulder, which made him snap out of his thoughts.
“Don’t worry, Anton. I bet they are okay.”, the tailor told him with a soft smile.
“I hope so...”, Anton replied.
Hopeless, Larrikin, Saracen and Valkyrie had a grim face. They hoped so too, for Anton’s and Skulduggery’s sanity’s sake.
-With the kids-
Serpine woke up finally. The children already had sinister grins on their faces and Laoise started the cameras.
“W-what happened...?”, Serpine groaned and rubbed his head.
They agreed that Lorcan can break Serpine’s bones, Laoise can stab him anywhere she wanted and Keiran will cut off the hand.
“Well, well, well~ Awake at last, aren’t we~?”, Keiran purred darkly.
Serpine stiffened up, eyes wide in horror.
He quickly turned around, right hand stretched out to instantly kill, but Keiran saw that coming and grabbed the outstretched arm, then pressed it to the floor, making Serpine hiss in pain.
Before Nefarian could make Keiran let go of his hand, by causing him pain, he screamed in agony already. Keiran’s dagger came crashing down and made quick work of cutting through the bone of Serpine’s red hand, severing it from his body.
Keiran smirked darkly at Serpine, who looked at him with tears in his eyes.
“You disgusting piece of trash, hurt and tormented my Family for long enough. It’s time to end it, don’t you think ? I told you, you lay your hands on my Family, you will regret your existence.”, Keiran said darkly.
Then he got up and picked up the cut off red hand. Just then did Serpine see Lorcan and Laoise, Skulduggery’s children. They didn’t look very happy.
“Oh, we will have fun, won’t we, Serpine~?”, Lorcan asked darkly, a dark promising smile on his face.
Laoise giggled darkly and gave Serpine also a dark, promising look.
“N-now, now ! We can talk about this, kids !”, Serpine tried to convince.
“Yeah, no. You bothered us for way too long. You broke the truce. You HURT my Father. You tried to kill us. You tried to kill Keiran and now you want to TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING ?! Fuck you, Nefarian Serpine.”, Lorcan snarled.
With that Lorcan lifted the sledge hammer and let it slam onto Serpine’s right leg, making a satisfying loud cracking sound. Serpine screamed in pain, while Lorcan continued to break his bones to pieces.
“When we are done with you, you wish you were never born.”, Keiran promised Nefarian darkly.
Serpine was scared. He never saw them this pissed off, nor did he ever had to feel this threatened before. He didn’t want to die...
-With the Dead Men-
Kenspeckle came out of the room and everyone looked at him. The older man sighed.
“He will be fine soon. Give him a few hours and he can leave. He had a few cracked bones and open wounds on his torso.”, Kenspeckle informed.
“Oh thank the Ancients ! He will be fine.”, Larrikin said in relief.
“If you would have came two seconds later, one of his ribs could have broken apart and stabbed him in the heart, so good instincts to bring him to me.”
Everyone grew pale at that information.
“Holy shit...”, Ghastly muttered.
Kenspeckle looked around and then was confused.
“Where are the kids ? Usually they are always with you.”, the Professor asked.
“They went after Serpine without our knowledge. But we had to choose. Either Skulduggery or them. They can handle themselves and we would have searched for them, if we knew where they are.”, Dexter explained.
Kenspeckle stared at them then sighed and muttered under his breath.
“I hope for you all, that you won’t regret your choice.”
With that he left them alone.
-With the trio-
Serpine just took his last breath and the three kids pouted.
“Oh, our toy is already broken...”, Lorcan pouted.
“Such a shame.”, Keiran said as he looked at the bleeding messy pile, that used to be Serpine.
“What do we do with the body ?”, Laoise asked.
“Burn it. We give Uncle Skulduggery the hand as present. I bet he wants to burn it himself.”, Keiran answered.
Lorcan turned off the cameras and brought them to Keiran.
“What about the recordings ?”, he asked his Cousin.
“I am making a quick Movie out of it. A great memory for life. We killed a bastard that hurt Family. A warning for future foes too.”
“I like your idea.”
“You always do.”
With that Keiran took the Cameras and started to make a small movie out of it, while Lorcan and Laoise collected wood, to burn the body.
-Time skip with the Dead Men-
Ghastly was pacing around, just like Anton. Anton paced because his worries got to him, about his Son. Ghastly paced because of Skulduggery’s kids, Keiran and impatience. He wanted to see his friend.
Soon enough Kenspeckle came out of Skulduggery’s room and looked at them.
“You can go in now. He is responsive and well rested.”
Instantly they all rushed inside and saw Skulduggery sitting up in his bed, slightly hunched over, but he was sitting. He looked at his friends and Valkyrie and waved, with a smile. It looked stronger and more healthy, than the last one he gave them.
“Hello you all.”, he joked.
Ghastly shook his head and hugged Skulduggery.
“Idiot. How are you feeling ?”, the tailor asked.
Skulduggery hugged him back and huffed out a small laugh.
“I am doing just fine. A bit healing still, but I am feeling ready to beat some ass again.”
“The kids are still not back yet, Skulduggery.”, Anton informed the man, worried sick.
Skulduggery looked at Anton and frowned, worried too.
“Let’s hope they are fine. As much as I would love to chase them down now, I can’t. I am still recovering. Serpine did more damage, than I thought.”, the Detective replied.
Suddenly the doors swung open and everyone looked in the direction of the swung open doors. Their eyes widened as they spotted Lorcan, Laoise and Keiran, covered in blood, but they looked smug and satisfied with themselves.
“Kids ! Are you alright ?!”, Dexter asked in worry.
“We are just fine, Uncle Dex !”, Lorcan replied, energetic and smug.
Keiran and Laoise nodded, big grins on their faces. The Dead Men, Tanith and Valkyrie grew concerned.
“What did you do ?! Why are you covered in blood ?!”, Anton yelled in worry.
“It isn’t ours, Papa.”, Keiran replied still smug.
“Then...whose is it ?”, Ghastly asked.
“Serpine’s.”, the three replied happily.
The Dead Men and two girls stared at the trio in shock.
“WHAT ?!”, they all screamed in shock at the kids, who were still smug.
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magnoliawitchcraft · 2 years
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HOLD A FUNERAL FOR YOUR OLD HEART
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I have been thinking a lot about grief. Probably because I have been doing it pretty consistently. Sometimes I feel as if I am getting worse. Other times I feel as if I am getting better. But it sits like a cannonball on my chest. It caves in my ribs and hollows me. But that's part of my practice, learning to sit with it. Letting time pass and heal with people I love and devotion to my practice. A victory only won through patience and the gifts of others.
That being said, I am also crazy.
So I did what any stellar, big bosomed, dramatic woman of my stature would do. I threw a party. If you're still reading, you might be interested in throwing a fun'eral for your old, broken heart too. I know I did. Fuck it, that bitch will be back in a week. Here's how I did mine. You're going to need:
-empty box (make it small, like a cardboard jewelry box or a matchbook)
- piece of paper
- something to draw with, but the more time you put into the drawing, the better.
- Something to light this on fire (don't be stupid, stupid. It's not witchcraft if it's not fire safe).
THE PROCESS
Draw your heart. Make it however you want. Runes, sigils, art, secrets. Something worth devotion and time, literally put your heart into it. For easy prompt, write down what you feared and what's worth acknowledging and letting go of.
Put that shit in the box (if you're Yzma from the Emporer's New Groove, put that box in another box. And then mail that box to yourself. And then smash it with a hammer.)
Now here comes the fun part. Throw yourself a party. Just for you. Alone. Get all dressed up in your best goth outfit. There are musts in witchcraft, but theatrics for this spell is a mist. Play the most over dramatic funeral music you can. Like "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban. Or "Wind Beneath my Wings" by Bette Midler. Lean into the silliness of the whole event. Make sure that you are along and have a genuinely nice time by yourself. And when you're done putting on this show for yourself, read the person who you were a eulogy. This is the one serious part of this entire endeavor.
-THE EULOGY-
This is the hard part because you have to be kind to the person who you were. You have to be kind to the part of yourself that feels yucky. Self love isn't always accessible, but you're by yourself. This is a good time to practice one action of self kindness. Depending on where you are emotionally, you might not have the practice and strength to be able to perform self kindness. If not, you're more than welcome to base yours of mine.
For me I wrote something like this:
"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to honor the passing of me.
From one point of time to the next, I will move and transform. The person who I was is honored here. They are at rest within the casket of time. You have taught me much, but I no longer wish to be ruled by you. Thank you for serving me well. May your rest be sweet and warm. I ask for your guidance and protection cares and informs me."
This concludes the eulogy.
-THE BURIAL-
It's time to bury your heart! This is an important step because the earth heals all that is returned to it. There are lots of ways to give your old heart a burial. The traditional way of burying it in the earth is most conventional (if it's not biodegradable like plastic or glass, don't put it in the ground, we share the earth with critters). However you can also:
- burn it
- let it down a stream
- put it deep in the garbage
- scatter it to the wind
- take it to a park and leave it underneath a bush and then when you try to get on the bus you realize you were late to the bus and then wait 20 minutes for the next bus because you're not psychic just a witch
Regardless, there is one final offering that we leave for the person that we were. That is the joy of living now. Before leaving or releasing your heart in its coffin, thank your heart and tell it a story. Sing it a song. From your body and breath, speak words of promise for tomorrow. While the old heart might not be able to come with, the new heart will experience enough joy for the person you are and the person you were.
Now get on the bus and listen to some 70s disco. Congrats on the fun'eral, go celebrate.
May the gifts of the earth be ceaseless at your hearth.
<3 Magnolia
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Spirit Stealing Offering
what would you do if all your offerings, physical charms , and spells you hang in nature get stolen or taken suddenly? You might consider it to be natural or just some curious person saw it and took it, what if it turned out to be a spirit?
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After having my offerings being taken in a very weird pattern I decided to take matter into my hand. Is it really just a random person stealing stuff, why isn't he taking other garbage? why is he taking my charm on a tree but clearly leave the plastic bag on the tree? something seemed wrong, so I decided to settle it by setting up a spirit trap/bottle.
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After Preparing the trap using an empty bottle, red wine base along with some other materia to confused, intoxicate, and confine the spirit I set up the bottle in the desert, behind dunes, in an inaccessible spot. I prepared the spot with two candles and using shem angels from Geoff's book I prepared this call to prepare the bottle, after saying the words definite visual distortion and physical response appeared from the candle:
“Thou SAY-EAT-ELL(Saitel) and OLE-ME-AH(Olmiah). Lie in wait for mine enemies. Send fire and force them and jail them into this vessel when next they harass me. I seal this command with the Word of Power: TEE-FAR-ATE-YOD. So mote it be.”
After preparing it the trap I left the spot and came back a few days later to see the results:
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Clearly the spirit was trapped, the candles burned in a weird pattern and charred the sand beside it. The bottle was heavier than before, and the whole thing seemed like a success, what came after that is the interrogation session:
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The interrogation of this entity was rather ...disappointing. It wasn't some mischievous spirit with evil intent but it turned out to be a small nature spirit that can't even say it's name that doesn't even know why it's doing this. It couldn't even say it's name, so we had to use the Headless One to help us speak for this entity. Us: What's your name? Spirit:Soitaebte Us: What's your power? Soitaebte: Stealing stuff hanging from tree [vision of old hag with hunched back ] Us: What's your nature? Soitaebte: Confused, garbled, noisy Us: What's your sigil Soitaebte: [gave us a sigil] Us: Why do you keep stealing our offerings Soitaebte: Doesn't know why/the entity is too dumb Us: Are you an angel or a demon? Soitaebte: None/ small spirit Us: What moon phase are you associated with? Soitaebte: Waxing and the most important question, we asked the headless one. Us: How to dispose of this spirit? Headless one: In Parts We took the instructions to mean disposing it in different spots, what better way other than to dispose of it in multiple road stops along the highway! Next saturday went on a road trip, taking the spirit with us:
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We drained the content of the bottle in 3 different spots, and overall felt like the spirit was dismantled and thrown apart in different places more than 80+ km away from my hometown. I assumed it is all good and did a reading yesterday to verify the efficacy of the procedure.
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6 of wands is his "bondage" inside of the bottle
3 of wands is him being poured out in three different places
8 of swords is him being "broken" and shut off in a way
2 of Coins/Disk represent me and my partner being free/infinite sign, mobility. That's the end of the story, we are freed from this entity. I hope that you enjoyed listening to this story interjected by images and find the process or methodology to be helpful for your practice, maybe you might get some interesting insight out of this :)
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animatedtext · 4 years
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epitheterasedgen · 3 years
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This one is a bit out there, but Molly within a silent hill type situation? Like strange creatures as representations of her flaws? If you need more detail just ask!
Looked this one up and it's an interesting concept, but Silent Hill is a bit too strongly in the horror genre for me! I'll write toned-down monsters for each character's flaws, but I'm not gonna actually throw Molly (or anyone else) into that kind of situation.
Still, mild horror TW!
Molly: She actually has the most character growth and overcomes her primary flaw (not standing up for herself) during the museum arc, but if it were to manifest as a creature, I could see it as something that looks small and innocent (like a teddy bear) that turns huge and rages when attacked too many times (bottling up emotion).
Sylvie: I'd say his biggest flaw is pride/ego, especially the lengths he'll go to protect it, so his monster would be something very large (we'll say a bull to be thematic) that grows larger and develops more limbs/heads/fur as people try to attack it.
Giovanni: He might be the least flawed character, which is very funny. Stupidity is hard to manifest into something scary, but if you really wanted to go for it, you could have a humanoid figure stumbling around with a nail through its head (like the arrow headband, but there's no headband...)
Mera: GLASS SHARD MONSTER GLASS SHARD MONSTER GLASS SHARD MONSTER. A huge quadruped with glowing blood-red eyes, and the glow bounces off all the glass that makes up its body. There's a sort of dark mass inside that pulses, looking like a sort of core, but it's hard to see because there's just so much broken glass that now makes up the limbs and outer shell.
Indus: I know, being the master of BARRIERS, you'd expect something hard, but since this is more symbolic of personality and psyche, his monster would be a gelatinous, moldable blob which is passive on its own but will attack on the command of the glass monster. It absorbs things without a second thought and seems impervious to most attacks.
Ramsey: A shapeshifting shadow-monster that usually assumes the form of a defenseless rat to hide in the vents. When someone wanders too close, it wraps shadowy claws around them and tries to drag them in, slowly sapping away at the person's will to live and turning them into a mindless husk.
Percy: A vaguely humanoid creature made of stone that grabs people and engulfs them in a death hug, strangling them in the process by crushing them and making it hard to breathe.
Zora: Just... just a huge freakin phoenix monster that burns anything and everything it touches into ash. It never goes out. It never dies down. It is too immense to be contained and too powerful to be defeated, all you can do is run.
Howie: A machine made of metal that runs like a smooth deathtrap. It doesn't move and isn't harmful on its own unless someone pushes someone else into its path. Eventually the grinding of sharp gears will destroy it from the inside out, without anyone else having to get rid of it.
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perrserrker · 3 years
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Would you do a roserade dancing possibly??? Also may I ask why you won't draw bidoof?
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^_^ Hope you like it! Also, I don't draw Bidoof on this blog cause I already have a whole blog dedicated to it!! @bidoofdaily
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mosticonicposts · 3 years
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Why do ypu tag things "fag post"?
I’m sick in the mind.
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astraldemise · 3 years
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Are you by chance on flight rising? Check it out if not, I think you would seriously enjoy it
for some reason ive gotten a few asks about flight rising this week, no im not on it and i dont have much interest in it </3
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dr-jingles · 4 years
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Can obectums have food heads? What about a bowl filled with water? Does the water stay in?
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-Water and most other liquids are able to be manipulated in the Obectums preferred head object-
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AAAAHHH POKEMON RWBY OAHUAVATAFAFATCQGA PLEASE DO PENNY, QROW AND ILIA!!!
I’m literally so sorry this was two says and I missed it skxksksj ANYWAY i did qrow and penny so here’s ilia- NO im not choosing kecleon that’s dumb it’d be like choosing liepard for blake
Ilia- Rotom, Emolga, Silvally
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pcktknife · 3 years
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Pi was about an indian guy surviving on a lifeboat with a few animals. The dude worships islam, christianity, and Hinduism, so that's why people tagged the mario thing as Life Of Pi.
ohhh I saw pieces of the movie a long while ago so I was like what does this have to do with the man on the sea with a tiger??
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fedoraspooky · 4 years
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Who's the atractive fella in the header
That’s Echo! A character from my webcomic, Kilroy.
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4threset · 4 years
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Hiya hello hey there, i just wanted to say how much i love your art it's really cool sjsnsndnjs. Also your comics about adhd have helped me explain my struggles to my parents a lot.
Hello! Thank you so much! I’ve been recently struggling a lot with my own art so hearing this makes me very happy :’) 
I’m glad that my adhd comics have helped you! I haven’t found all the answers myself and I probably never will, but it’s knowing that makes all the difference! Have a lovely day little helioptile!!
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vyvybug · 4 years
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Hiya. Have you done a pangender snail or moth?
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I have now!! (Pangender is such a pretty flag •o•)
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Happi borth! Did you already update your bio?
I did not, thanks for reminding me
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