#sign me the fuck up

[andi-o-geyser]

Percy de Rolo and Keyleth of the Air Ashari my beloveds, my dearest companions, my comfort pair, nobody does it like them. They are the basis of what all friendships should be, they are the fucking blueprint, they show how meaningful profound affection in different forms other than romantic is, they are best friends, they are siblings, they are the platonic ideal of platonic ideals, they are soulmates, they have matching earrings, they are both massive nerds, they gift handmade jewellery to each other, they are the exact opposites, they are so similar, they are sunshine and shadow, they are nature and science, they are all the elements of the universe working together, they are creators, they are leaders afraid of their destinies, they care incredibly deeply about everybody around them, they are fuckups, they try to learn and grow, they argue, they fight, they hug and make up and never hold it against one another, they joke and drink and are always there for each other, they have died and been revived and brought each other back from the brink, they have met the gods themselves and still know that the connection between each other is worth more than divinity itself will ever be, they have fought monsters and titans and their greatest fears together and have come out the other side broken and battered but stronger for it, they are brother and sister, they are siblings-in-law, they are the epitome of chosen family on all possible levels, they will live through their lifetimes and legacies, they are love itself.

#can you tell that they're my favourites #i am. in my feels for them #chosen family who didn't grow up together like pike and grog or vex and vax but siblings nonetheless with contrasting aesthetics? #sign me the fuck up #vox machina is just a group of siblings and they all have such amazing relationships but they're all so different and special i just aaaaaaa #dont you get it they're not even friends theyre WORSE THEYRE A FAMILY #SAYS PERCY TO KEYLETH #AAAAAAAJJSJDKFHJSLDJHKSSKJHLSH #back on my bullshit with percy and kiki brainrot but i do not care because i love them #they mean so so SO much to me #very sad we haven't seen them being besties in tlovm #but here's hoping they'll maybe build that up in s3? who knows #critical role #cr1 #vox machina #percy and kiki #percy de rolo #keyleth #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #keyleth of the air ashari #andis thought geyser

[namelessdumbass]

POV: you die, wake up in hell and this is the first person you see

#terzo #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus 3 #papa emeritus terzo #the band ghost #sign me the fuck up

[hyugaruma]

Can we talk about early Ryu vs later Ryu?

Because the first time I watched H&L I didn’t even realize that this

and this

was the same person…

#I was so into him in the first movie it’s not even funny…the fur coat+sword combo? #sign me the fuck up #don’t get me wrong he’s still cool when he takes his position in kuryu #he’s just so different it’s so funny #like you go from mighty warriors to kuryu #alright son go off #h&l rambles

[diazsdimples]

So, that shot of Chim talking to Eddie. I'm team "Chim becoming a mentor" SPECIFICALLY Chim taking Eddie under his wing as the newest paramedic of the 118. Hear me out.

We've seen Captain Wilson, so clearly Bobby's either temporarily or (heaven forbid) permanently handed his position over to Hen, which leaves a spot free for a new paramedic.

Cue Eddie Diaz, army medic, excellent firefighter and man who rips things open with his teeth and looks obscenely hot doing so.

Eddie expresses interest in being a paramedic as he's always enjoyed the medical aspects of things, and Chim offers to mentor him. This is an excellent opportunity to build Eddie and Chimney's friendship, cause those two are hilarious together and I'm very very here for it.

Buck's obviously a little pouty cause if Eddie's a paramedic then it means he's losing his partner, but Eddie's very reassuring that it's not going to change anything, they'll still be best friends etc etc. And now Buck gets to admire competent Eddie shoving in IV lines and breaking sterile barriers with his teeth. Win win really.

Plus, this opens up a role for Ravi to become a more permanent feature in the A shift, if Buck is now in need of another partner, which could give us some excellent banter between them

That is all, rant over, thank you for coming to my TED talk 💙

#this is purely spec obviously #and I'd truly love nothing more than for it to be chim talking to eddie about his crush on buck #BUT #paramedic Eddie????? #sign me the fuck up #this man's bedside manner makes me go all soft #911 speculation #eddie diaz #chimney han #911 season 7

[the-hornypost-stash]

Need to be finger fucked until I sob

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#minors/ageless blogs dni i will block you #lesbian #bottom posting #bottomposting #pathetic cringefail bottom at your service #nsft #lgbt #wlw #sapphic #please i'm just a lesbian #sign me the fuck up #yes please #lesbian nsft

[nanoa1foryou]

I see Käärijä and Tommy have stopped asking nicely and have resorted to hunting down fangirls for sport. As is their right I guess

#sign me the fuck up #käärijä #tommy cash #icip music video #it’s crazy it’s party

[ramunehana]

if i am being honest this creature is very gender itself

#like? long ass limbs and fingers and just an uncanny humanoid creature? #sign me the fuck up #i said “my gender” and it's just a creature looking like this

[joy-girl]

I'm already down bad for her

#SHE HAS VAMPIRE POWERS #GIRL #sign me the fuck up #one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece 1072 #stussy #stussy one piece #buckingham stussy #op spoilers #one piece chapter 1072 #one piece ch 1072 #op 1072 #rocks pirates #even if she ends up being evil I don't care she can still get it #op #guya posts

[fyeahnix]

I wanna play BG3 so fucking bad because I've seen Karlach and I need to eat her for fucking dinner. GOD DAMN

#Baldur's Gate 3 #Karlach #woman? check. muscles? check. demon? check. #sign me the fuck UP

[dirtydiabolikloversconfessions]

The next day he feels slightly guilty and you walk into your candle-lit bedroom with a bouquet of roses on the bed. “Let me take care of you, my pet…” he says while gently caressing your body. After some amazing foreplay, he shows you how deep and slow his thrusts can be, letting you feel every inch. While cuddling after, he slips a ring onto your finger…

#sign me the fuck up #diabolik lovers #tsukinami shin #dirtydiabolikloversconfessions

[crawley-fell]

If I open a fic and either Aziraphale or Crowley are already completely insanely obsessed with each other from the first sentence then I'm in for the long haul

#'i fell in love with the angel in 2000 BC' great count me in #its like crack to me #my little codependents #and when they are all over each other physically??? every hint of crowleys collarbones #every stretch of Aziraphales trousers across his thighs #sign me the fuck up

[slushrottweiler]

What are you doing Stardust?

So… I listened to the new Jouska audio, and instantly fell in love; only to discover our incredible @dominimoonbeam wrote the damn thing! I’m not obsessed I’m completely normal about this don’t look at me.

#Jouska asmr #cosmicstardust #audio rp #fanart #Domi you have no idea how feral I’m going over this series #mafia space princess and roguish star Pirate #sign me the fuck up

[sugurau]

there is something so good about winter threads like i can't explain it but cold settings will FOREVER be far superior to warmer seasons and settings AND WHILE I TRY TO vary, 9/10 times i will set a scene in a cold setting i just can't help myself it's so delicious

#the melancholy of winter? the silence of snow? #red noses and cheeks? chapped lips? numb fingers? big sweaters? #sign me the fuck UP

[the-hornypost-stash]

Would love to be passed around by a group of lesbians until I can't do anything but moan and beg to keep being used 🥰🥰

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#minors/ageless blogs dni i will block you #lesbian #lgbt #nsft #sapphic #wlw #lesbian hornyposting #wlw hornyposting #bottomposting #bottom posting #pathetic cringefail bottom at your service #please i'm just a lesbian #sign me the fuck up #lesbian nsft

[xodahafez]

i am a simple person. i see the tags “alpha tom” and “omega harry” in the description of a work, i click.

#tomarry #omegaverse #a/b/o #docile harry and feral tom??? #sign me the fuck up #this is my guilty pleasure #i think ive read every omegaverse ff under the tomarry tag on ao3

[moondirti]

live action sanji i would do ANYTHING for you

#a line cook with a british accent? #sign me the fuck up #put him right there on the list next to shanks mihawk and buggy #my men my men foRREAL #one piece #༄dee rambles