@ people going to the signings begging you not to trauma dump or tell him your least favourite song to look cool or whatever. give him flowers and cookies, make him smile. your only aim should be to do funny shit with him to make him bring out the crinkly eyed smile, okie?
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by this point, my frustration is justified--if i have:
1) already mentioned in multiple replies that a fic is on hiatus
2) bolded its status and my reasons in the end note
3) added the status and a warning that i will delete comments of the type in my summary
why do i still get asked whether or not i'll ever update again? and that's all they have to say?
becoming increasingly concerned there's a subset of bil readers that don't know how to read or pay attention in a hobby that requires reading comprehension and an attention span
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People who don't know dog body language who have pushy sketchy dogs are so awful to be around. I told our housemates that their dog Klaus doesn't like me when we went out to watch the eclipse earlier today because I didn't want to go in the fenced yard with him out and they were like "oh no he's fine don't worry." When he saw me he charged up to the fence, high flagged tail, snorting and barking and jumping at the fence and they still were like "oh he's friendly, he just wants to smell you, see his tail is wagging". Like my dude... tail wagging does not mean friendly, and what about the noises he's making rn sounds friendly to you?
Selene's sister grabbed him and I thought she was going to take him inside because she acted like she was going to, but instead she stopped halfway and just held him back while I came into the yard and then let him go to run up and sniff me, which he had very stiff body language the entire time he did so. For a while after that he ignored me because of the kids calling him away and was chill, but still kept coming over and sniffing me occasionally and was very tense each time so I just tried to stay calm and sweet talk him and didn't try to touch him to help defuse the situation.
Then I walked a little away from the group to point out a plant in the yard to Selene's mom which was a mistake because once I was out of the little circle we were standing in he started body blocking me, tense face, stiff body, whale eyeing, and then jumping at me and barking. They tried to call him away and were like "oh he's just trying to get you to play, sorry he's so demanding of attention." I started trying to walk toward the gate to leave because he very much was NOT trying to get me to play and I did not feel confident in their ability to control him, and he immediately did it again. And again they tried to call him away. And I got maybe another two steps before he turned right back around and did it again. And they called him away again saying he was just trying to play. Rinse and repeat for a total of like six times of him body blocking me, tense and whale eyeing, and then jumping at me and barking. All while they're just laughing like "Sorry, Klaus just really loves playing". Dudes your dog is actually behaving aggressively toward me right now, please get control over him so I can leave he is NOT TRYING TO PLAY WITH ME.
This is the second time I've been invited into the yard while Klaus was out and the first time they kept telling me the same thing but he was actually following me around growling at me then and they were still like "oh it's just cuz he doesn't know you yet, he'll warm up to you, he's friendly". YOUR DOG IS SKETCHY. I DONT WANT TO INTERACT WITH HIM. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. PLEASE JUST PUT HIM INSIDE WHEN I'M IN THE YARD WITH Y'ALL. And PLEASE learn some dog body language because nothing about his right now says "friendly" at all!!!!! Not even a little!!!! TAIL WAGGING DOES NOT MEAN FRIENDLY, ESPECIALLY A HIGH FLAGGED TAIL.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CqqsU49v0Nn/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= the caption... yikes @ the padaleckis
i don’t get it… why are they getting the treatment? actually you know what i don’t really care
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pretty sure the crazy bitch that threw a fit when I asked her to sign something (as per the people she is going to see!!!!) Just walked in and the intercepted her right away..... I'm going to be so fucking nice to her when she walks out in a malicious way
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I have apparently upset my knees somehow. I do not know how, nor do I approve of this turn of events.
Rude.
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today i put on make up for the first time since i started T, not really a big deal bc it's always a no-makeup look but a big deal for me bc i felt afraid to be gnc with the pressure to assimilate to toxic masculinity aaaaa
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I love that so much, and its such a fantastic idea. I love the idea of everyone seeing their bosses having wings and just going. "...well it would be RUDE to bring it up."
and the twins don't seam concerned so its probably fine.
Yessss and also like, you know how you can get tunnel vision? They are so happy talking to Ingo again that it's only after he's walked away that they realize he had wings at all, and are like ???
The legend of the curse is one of those old folklore things that everyone knows about, no one really believes, but everyone knows is true. It's not something you /talk/ about, okay? No, there's nothing wrong with it. You just...don't. It's time to stop asking questions I don't know the answers to!! :p
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