Daughter asked me to draw a head for her wolf.

Bono-Fett

I bought this for $5 at a Salvation Army. Money well spent.

Things that new husbands should not say to their wives.

If I can’t see you I can’t hear you

It happens to even the best of us

I can’t believe some people don’t think that Velma is a lesbian when they literally cast Hayley Kiyoko to play her 🙄

Maybe next time

I need a fat man in an overcoat, quick!

Oh this has to be a play on words that Geno misunderstands when his English is still not great. Someone on the team probably says teasingly “Sid wants a man who can bring home the bacon, even if he doesn’t need them to!” And Geno, well, he likes Sid a lot and he’s sure this is probably one of those things that can’t be exactly as it sounds but he thinks he can work with that. So when he shows up at Sid’s door with a bag full of packages of bacon and the sweetest silly smile, he says, “Guys say you want man who bring home bacon.” And that’s how he asks Sidney Crosby out for the first time. 

Five years later, he still gives Sid bacon themed gifts all the time because, like they said, Sid likes a man who brings home the bacon. 

Have a chill.

[ID: Tag from archive of our own that reads “Silly”. End ID.]

How to make a cute kitty.

Saturday Silliness pt. 2?

Still a good doggo.

Throne room.

Saturday Silliness 🤪

✨Going out!✨

(those squirrel cheeks are the reason I don’t smile for pics lol)

Here is a silly one shot I wrote today. Inspired by couples challenges on Tik-Tok.

Summary: Chloe has developed a love for Tik Tok during their time stuck at home in quarantine.

Read here.

“Sir, it should be the box that says chewy on it”