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orpiknight · 2 days

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I just think that it'd be funny if, after all this speculation about how horrible Crowley's Fall was and his drunken rambling of "a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulfur", it turned out he just had the longest most boring elevator ride ever down to basement Hell and then stepped in a very small puddle of warm sludge of questionable origin when the doors opened.

#good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens fanfiction #fan theory #good omens meta #silly

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 2 days

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#potato #food #potatoes #silly #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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pikavani · 16 hours

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Just Kinger being Kinger.... silly goose~

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc kinger #kinger #silly

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constable-rohza · 2 days

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sometimes I get dysphoria about having tits even though I'm a boy and then I remember Joel McHale's insane rack and I feel better.

#silly #joel mchale #trans masc

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ch1n1tahwrites · 2 days

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Idk if u write for konig but I still enjoy ur work btw, but if u do write,

imagine konig having a cute housewife who’s only 5’2, and plus she’s sensitive to touches?, so when he comes back after long time from military, he has pent up aggression, and reader knows so she prepares bath for him, wears cute panties, ready to get pounded , and that mafaka doesn’t care if she’s overstimulated, nuh uh, what’s mercy? He doesn’t know that?

I’m 5’2, and I’m rlly sensetive to touches (I moaned when my friend lightly squeeze my shoulders 💀)

im not very familiar with konig but youre my first askkkk!!!

so anything for you lovie :)

i think konig would have such a size kink, like he would literally tower over yo (coming in at a whopping 6'10!)

god his dick would be so big compared to your tiny little pussy that he pushes himself into everynight, not caring about your pleas.

ohhh hpfm, oh god! konig baby please. Just the tip!!

oh im sorry baby, too big? :(

he would literally say that while pushing in harder while kissing you.

and if you were sensitive, everywhere?!

you get no breaks girlly.....

cmon baby, just a quick massage

no hun you know how i get

next thing you know hes massaging you until your cumming in your pants\

mm meine Schlampe got you all worked up hmm?

i feel like when you guys are out he would caress your thighs or massage your hand and you would like crumble

and all of it put together?!

all day all night, no lube, no protection, from kitchen to toilet seat, from dining table to the church, while i pray he can top me

imagine him on top of you, kissing your neck, having to be in an awkward position due to the size difference.

Acting dumb, wondering why your moaning so loud to just him kissing ur neck and touching you

oh babe, i know im not that special, what do i happen to be doing to make you this aufgearbeitet

meanwhile he's grinding into his fist, seeing you all spread out, whining and whithering your petite body on his bed, got him all worked up :(

And so the day he comes home, so tired of being the colonel and sees you wearing these cute light blue flowery panties he looses it.

he finds himself rutting into you, making all the lavender infused water come out of the tub. Seeing your tiny body compared to his, made him ferallll.

ohh mien leibling, is all this too much for you, huh?

hearing those pleas for him to slow down his extreme pace, your body all bruised, made that man just want to push harder

Huh aufgearbeitet, say it.

you all whiny and head all fuzzy just made him have more of an excuse to rut like a mutt against you...

#konig cod #konig x reader #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #konig smut #simon riley x you #i need this #i need him so bad #i need him biblically #cod mw2 #cod konig #im feral #im just a girl #silly #lol

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scampthecorgi · 1 day

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Happy Earth Day! Scamp’s favorite place on Earth was by the fishpond, either to relax or to burn off some energy by running and barking around it! Occasionally he even enjoyed an unintended swim! 😂

🐶🌎🐟

#scamp the corgi #corgi #dog #earth day #nature #pet #pets #animal #animals #corgis #dogs #cute #adorable #silly #funny #pembroke welsh corgi #lol #haha #comedy #humor

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salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds · 2 days

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#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #cars

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izel-scribbles · 3 days

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i think my brain has actual holes in it

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collectortruther · 2 days

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KEED VAMPEER!!!!! drawings :33 they have been infecting my brain alot lately,, theyre just so silly!!

#collectortruther #artists on tumblr #art #silly #:3333333 #kid vampire #kid #bubby #tina #theyre so bffies #I LOVE KID VAMPIRE!!!!!#mummy joe

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draw-the-squad-like-this · 1 day

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Saw this one redraw meme trending around and i’ve yet to see it on tumblr (meme originated on twitter, screencap in question is from Akakichi No Eleven) so figured better send it here!