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mdzsao3 · 3 months
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wei wuxian is a malewife in need, one simply does not deny their malewife in need
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wangxianficfinder · 1 year
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Doctor / Firefighter / EMT
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some things go forward by everythingispoetry (T, 73k, WangXian, Modern AU, Hospitals, Teenage Drama, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Happy Ending, can teenagers adopt a baby, or rather can a baby adopt teenagers, papayas?) hospital setting where wwx is a volunteer in a cancer ward while lwj is getting treatment. Its a happy ending though!
兔死狐悲 (tù sǐ hú bēi) by Anonymous (M, 14k, WangXian, Modern AU, Getting Together, Meet-Cute, Doctor WWX, Hospitals, Canonical Character Death, (But a minor character - not the ones listed), Angst with a Happy Ending, Misunderstandings, Emotional Hurt/Comfort) wwx is a doc and supports lwj through losing a loved one. Simple but sweet.
Year Of Night Call by ailuridae (abigailnicole) (T, 22k, WangXian, XuanLi, Modern AU, What If Cultivators Were All Surgeons AU, surgery AU, Our Boys Are Trauma Fellows Now, The Lan Babies Are Surgery Interns, trauma fellows share a call room, and there was only one bed, hospital au, Medicine AU) They're all surgeons in this au.
Anginal Equivalents by fakeplasticlily (E, 23k, WangXian, Modern AU, Medical Residents AU, Childhood Friends, Mutual Pining, Oblivious WWX, WangXian.mp3, Sexual Content, [Podfic of] Anginal Equivalents by exmanhater)
🧡 Like a House on Fire by KouriArashi (T, 82k, WangXian, Modern au, Paramedics, Firefighters, Light angst, Mutual pining, Kid fic, Past drug use, Past child abuse, Families of choice, Domestic fluff)
Some Sort of Risk by Silvarbelle (M, 37k, wangxian, XuanLi, XiYao, modern day AU, modern au - set in China, aerial firefighting, Murder Mystery, Sabotage, Case Fic, wen siblings only mentioned and already deceased, Happy Ending, WWX's self-worth issues, Love Confessions, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Supportive LWJ, Protective LWJ, Protective WWX, Jiang sibling feels, Xuanli Lives, Angst, Caretaking)
Flames of Desire by Blueflower740 (T, 4k, wangxian, modern, office au, firefighter LWJ, protective LWJ, jaded WWX, touch-starved, getting together, pining, caretaking, slow romance, near death experiences, rescue, injury recovery)
Backflow by mondengel (Not rated, 2k, WangXian, Angst, Time travel, Transmigration)
Collateral Circulation; and other protective factors by DrPanda99 (M, 104k, WangXian, Modern AU, Canada, Friends to Lovers, Discussions of past minor character sexual assault/harrassment, Discussion of Abortion, Medical School, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Happy Ending, Unexpected Pregnancy, No mpreg, Succeeding in sexual assault investigations, Vomiting mentioned, Blow Jobs, Come as Lube, Barebacking, Graphic CPR)
trauma call by Kkharrin (M, 45k, WIP, WangXian, XiCheng, Modern AU, Medical Professionals, Medical, Doctor AU, angst with fluff, Friends to Lovers, warnings for injury, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, though pre fic and character no longer in relationship, also lots of medical procedures if that makes you uncomfortable, Past Drug Addiction, Mental Health Issues, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Major Illness, house fire, Mentions of Cancer, PTSD, Bipolar Disorder, Alcohol, it has a happy ending i promise)
plant a little happiness (let the roots run deep) by fleurdeliser (E, 47k, WangXian, Modern AU, Car Accidents, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Non-Explicit References to Injuries and Death, References to Addiction, Doctors & Physicians, these tags imply a much more serious story, than this actually is, Falling In Love, soft romance, background 3zun)
To lurk, to lie in wait by trippednfell (M, 124k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Huli Jing, strangers to co-parents to lovers, Strangers to Lovers, Dragons, Kid Fic, teenage juniors, background NieLan, Angst with a Happy Ending, Case Fic, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Not Really Character Death, Fox Spirit WWX, Dragon LWJ, Blood and Injury, Additional Warnings In Author's Note)
Nursery Rhymes by manaika (M, 96k, wangxian, LXC/NMJ, modern, minor character death, inexperienced WWX, experienced LWJ, romance, reconciliation, slow burn, childhood trauma, found family, nurse WWX, teacher LWJ, doctor LXC, music as a love language)
Pound the Alarm by DizziDreams (T, 1k, WangXian, adapted threadfic, tiktok inspired, Firefighter LWJ, thirst traps gone wrong (or right?))
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rainnybear · 4 months
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@silvarbelle
My response is way too long to put in comments..
They’re good deities, I’m gonna share abit more information about them than probably needed just to help spark ideas, I’ll give the small bit of information that I have
They are created from stardust
They’re both deities that use their magic through potions
They’ll create potions that will help their followers/worshippers with what they ask
They both work around self love
Leonardo’s being physical, people look for guidance with confidence, appearance, strength, stuff like that
Donatello’s being mental, people looking for guidance to find their true selves, inner beauty, helping with fears, idk I still need ideas for Donnie, I have more work done on Leo
They typically try to help people figure stuff out on their own, only using the potions to give them a little push, not wanting to give them something fake (False confidence and stuff, yk, idk how to explain)
One idea I’ve had that could help with plot but not much was that Leo struggles with self confidence himself and uses the potions on himself, Donnie doesn’t like him doing that because he believes too much false confidence could be dangerous and make things worse
Please help I need ideas 🙏
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wangxianficrecs · 1 year
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A Red String Appeared by Silvarbelle
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A Red String Appeared
by Silvarbelle
T, 5k, wangxian
Summary: Five-year-old Lan Zhan is on a trip to Yiling with Shufu and Huan-ge to find medicine for Mama. While there, he finds something else that will also mean very much to him.
Mojo's comments: Such little fat-cheeked cuties asdflkhjkadsk! Lan Qiren is protective and good, widdle lwj finds a special forever-friend who positively glows, and canon is thus nudged in a softer, gentler direction. And just to keep you alert and on your toes, Author sprinkles a few knives throughout, to make the fluff sweeter by contrast. The cutest part is that bitty wwx immediately dubs lwj his string-ge and I am dying from the cute.
Excerpt: “Hi!” said the boy. “Hi, hi! Are you hiding, too?” “…No,” answered Lan Zhan. He held up the pile of red string in his arms. “I followed this and found you.” “Oh! You can see it, too!” the boy said, and he beamed a big smile. “I was afraid it would get messed up, but nobody else says they see it and the dogs don’t bother it, so I guess it’s okay.” “…I can see it,” said Lan Zhan, a trifle defensively. “I am holding it.” “You sure are!” the boy agreed.
canon-divergence, red string of fate, kid fic, child wei wuxian, child lan wangji, homeless wei wuxian, good uncle lan qiren, light angst, implied/referenced child abuse, first meetings, protective lan qiren, soft, fix it, pov lan wangji
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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)
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lex-munro · 1 year
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[Princess-verse Scrap] .sweetie.
if these domestic ficlets are damned, so is Silvarbelle.
following up on Bruce finding a ten-year-old on his doorstep…  Damian gets to have a proper visit with the step-clown.
.sweetie.
It was surreal to walk through the low security areas of Arkham for a change.  Orderlies and nurses greatly outnumbered guards; people were smiling; windows showed sunshine and blue skies.  It was an actual place of healing.
Damian watched everything, serious and observant.  Probably assessing threats and strategizing how to kill or subdue everyone they passed, which was a depressing thought (mostly because Bruce was doing the same).
Their escort was a sweet-faced nurse with a definite grandmotherly vibe.  Was it a reward for good behavior?  Or some attempt at pacification?
She knocked on a locked door.  “Joker, dear?  Mr. Wayne is here to see you.”  She unlocked the door and gestured for them to enter.
Bruce stepped into the doorway.
“The rooms are visually monitored for everyone’s safety, but we don’t record audio, so at least you’ll have a little privacy.  If you need me, I’ll be at the nurse’s station; just follow the signs.”
Joker was huddled in the far corner, back to the room.
When the nurse was gone, Bruce nudged Damian into the room and shut the door behind them.
He took a slow breath, careful not to change anything about his posture but putting authority into his voice.  “Why are you hiding from me, princess?”
Joker’s head jerked up, but he didn’t turn.  “Are you real?  They started giving me an antidepressant, and it plays funny with my antipsychs.”
“I’m real.  Hallucination-Batsy is on vacation.”
There was a brief giggle.  He turned—he looked tired, like the new drugs had disrupted his sleep.  When his eyes landed on Damian, they widened.  “Oh!” he exclaimed, and crawled across the floor to sit at their feet.  “Oh, you’re real, too!”  He laughed and clapped his hands with glee.
Damian just tilted his head and watched.
“Look at you:  you’re perfect.  A baby Batsy.  Hello, sweetie.”
“Hello,” said Damian.
“Daddy brings me the best presents,” Joker declared, beaming.
“He’s not a pet, Jay,” Bruce warned.
The clown scoffed at him and covered a pout with his smiling left hand.  “Of course he isn’t.  Saw that news report in the lunch room—he bites back.  How old are you, sweetie?”
“Ten,” Damian replied.
“Ten years old and you got a guy with his own knife!  Very well done.”
Damian frowned.  “That’s awfully patr—you’re being serious.”
“Of course I am, bubby.  Mommy’s very proud of you.  Shows dedication and good sense, if ya ask me.  Daddy disagrees, which is a skosh hypocritical, but we all have our foibles.”
For several seconds, Damian seemed too taken aback to decide what to say next.  Eventually, he said, “I started school this week.  Would you…like to hear about it?”
“I’d love to,” said Joker, patting the floor.  “Sit with me.  Floor time is good for you.”
So they sat together (well, Bruce sat in the chair next to the slightly rickety table, in deference to his suit and the ribs he’d bruised taking down some juiced-up junkies the night before) and talked, and it was like a book falling open in front of a voracious reader—Damian became energetic and animated as Joker agreed or encouraged, and Bruce was faintly worried about just how well they were getting along.
But it was warm, and somehow nostalgic, and so very lovely.  A child of his own, getting the kind of positive reinforcement Alfred hadn’t quite known Bruce needed at a similar age.  Bruce saw so much of himself in Damian…socially distant, intelligent, curious, angry about something but hiding that anger well.  And either Joker was playing the kid like a fiddle, or he really did love those difficult personality traits.
It was hard to believe, but Bruce had spent two decades slowly discovering that it was true.
A hand touched his knee.  “Don’t fall asleep.  You’ll have a sore neck.”
Bruce blinked away his sudden drowsiness and covered Joker’s hand with his own.  “Sorry.  What were we saying?”
Joker smiled up at him from the floor.  “You guys should go get some dinner.  Growing boys need a lot of calories, y’know.  I’m not going anywhere.”
Bruce nodded.  “Do you know how long they’re keeping you this time?”
“Six months, minimum.  Nice change from the whole two-to-five-years-before-review thing.”
“You see?  It pays to be well-behaved after Batman calls you ‘a big help.’”
Joker hopped up and held his arms wide.  “Hug!” he demanded.
“Yeah, yeah,” Bruce said, rolling his neck a little before he got up.  Joker was steady and solid under his hands, not even fidgeting (more drug interactions?).  “Ugh, the shampoo here smells all wrong…”
“That’s ‘cause you’re a snob, darling.”
“Yeah, well…jasmine and sandalwood are better smells for you.  This shit clashes with your Chanel.”
With a little snicker, Joker kissed his cheek and stepped back.  Then he looked at Damian and opened his arms again.  “You want a hug, too?  You don’t have to if—”
Damian interrupted him by seizing him firmly around the middle.
Very, very slowly, Joker put one hand on Damian’s back and the other on the top of his head.  “I’ll see you next week, sweetie.”
.End.
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at the age of 45, I am the proud possessor of an Associate in Arts! I'm on my way to get the full bachelor's starting next fall. If you think you're too old? Stuff that in somebody's ear and get out there! It's thrilling and it's scary and it's wonderful. Your age really is just a number; yes, there might be more challenges to juggle, and I won't say that there weren't, cause there were. My friends heard me bellyache my way through two semesters, in fact. But it is worth it, especially if there's someone who said you couldn't. Or if there's someone who believed you could. ( @silvarbelle  @mummyholmesisupset​  especially, but also all the rest of you guys who liked my whiny “i can’t do this, I hate biology/sociology/history/whatever, i despise blackboard, why do I have to do this shit?” posts and gave me the courage to rock on.)
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sentinelmania · 1 year
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SVS-20:
Lightning Strikes Twice
by Rogue
Rating: NC-17
Betas: Alyjude, Bluewolf, Fox
Illustrations: Virginia Sky
Graphics Version (illustrated) Part 1   Part 2   Part 3
Plain Version (plain text html) Part 1 (52k)   Part 2 (57k)   Part 3 (55k)
Author's E-mail: [email protected]
Author's Webpage: Currently being relocated
Author's Notes: I had an idea, I went with it, and then I got hired to work for SVS. Figured "what the hell?" Fortunately for me, the Exec Comm LIKED the idea, so here it is. =)
Summary: Sometimes lighting DOES strike twice, but will history repeat itself? Jim, Blair, and another female sentinel in Cascade...
Warnings: m/m, h/c, violence
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pakhnokh · 3 years
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With this chicken I thee wed!!! A gift to my beloved, dear friend @silvarbelle, depicting a scene from her fic which can be found here Here you go Silvie, hope you like it! Love you so much, thank you for everything you’ve done for me!! TTOTT <33333
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robininthelabyrinth · 3 years
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Hi-hi! I'm not ready for whumps to be over just yet. How about... Wei Wuxian, post-resurrection, has been attacked in Cloud Recesses. Someone quite literally stabbed him in the back. He's not dead! He's found in time and saved. What happens next?
Lan Wangji sat in the pose of meditation next to his husband’s unconscious body, but did not meditate.
He probably should – it would help calm him – but he could not.
Not when someone had – at the Cloud Recesses –
Lan Wangji regulated his breathing.
“We will find out who did this,” his uncle had vowed to him, face black with offense. He had not liked Lan Wangji’s marriage, although he had formally given his approval on the basis of not wanting to fight against Lan stubbornness in romantic matters, but he had softened a little towards Wei Wuxian over time. Lan Qiren had always appreciated gifted thinkers and a good conversation, and if they would never agree on the subject of demonic cultivation then at least they could talk about musical cultivation from sunrise to sunset.
He had been just as horrified as anyone else when they had found Wei Wuxian lying there, with –
Lan Wangji unclenched his fists. It was difficult, and required significant willpower.
They had found Wei Wuxian in time, after all. He still lived.
Barely.
The doctors had been summoned at once, and Lan Wangji had transferred spiritual energy to him, his uncle by his side to strengthen him; with some effort they had transported him back to the jingshi to rest and recover. All the doctors agreed that his prognosis was good – that he would recover, and soon.
There was no more that could be done in regards to help. Nothing of substance, nothing else...
Lan Wangji could do nothing but wait.
Wait – and rage.
It was, in some ways, a good thing that whoever had stabbed Wei Wuxian in the back had done so in the Cloud Recesses; there were doctors and medicine and healing arts aplenty. But in other ways it was all the more unforgivable.
This was their home.
Who would dare?
Lan Xichen had closed the gates, someone had told him, and the surprise of hearing that his brother had broken his seclusion for this had managed to penetrate even through the paralysis of his anger. Lan Xichen would not let anyone enter and no one leave until they had figured out who had laid a hand on Wei Wuxian – and no matter who it was, it would hurt.
Would it be one of the juniors that Wei Wuxian tutored? One of the elders that Lan Wangji had spent a lifetime revering? One of Lan Wangji’s peers, those who had fought alongside him in the war and knew how strongly he felt, how much he’d suffered, over losing Wei Wuxian the first time?
He hoped it was a stranger.
He knew it wouldn’t be.
At least Wei Wuxian lived, he reminded himself. At least he had not lost everything.
And yet…hadn’t he?
Could they really stay here, where Wei Wuxian’s safety had been violated? Wouldn’t Lan Wangji have to leave his home to find somewhere new?
And yet, he didn’t want to leave – why should he leave?
It was them. The mysterious perpetrator. They were the ones who had to go.
Them, and anyone who had aided them.
“Mm…Lan Zhan?”
Lan Wangji put his hand into Wei Wuxian’s. His fingers were trembling.
“Did I worry you?” Wei Wuxian said, and smiled. “Don’t worry, Lan Zhan. I’ll be fine.”
He almost hadn’t been.
Still, Lan Wangji made a sound of assent.
Wei Wuxian was fine.
He would continue to be fine – Lan Wangji would make sure of it.
No matter what he had to do to ensure it.
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doks-aux · 2 years
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From @silvarbelle on Twitter:
ZsaszMask: "Does this make my butt look fat?"
“Hard to say, boss. I think I need a more direct comparison.”
“What?” Roman asked, twisting his neck to look back at Victor while awkwardly holding the hem of his jacket and shirt above his rear.
Victor grinned. “Take it off.”
(Still accepting prompts for this! I need to train my brain back into a writerly mindset.)
(In response to this meme.)
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mdzsao3 · 6 months
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it's lan zhan's turn to be loud, well they're both loud but lan zhan is making a POINT here
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wangxianficfinder · 2 years
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In the mood for a Fic...
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1. I’m in the mood for Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian, particularly any fic where Wei Wuxian’s parents live a bit longer so that he isn’t on his own until his teens? I’d really love a fic where his understanding of the sects and his own self-worth is informed by his parents. Bonus if his introduction to the sects happens at the Cloud Recesses lectures! Thanks!! @posteggpunk
Wújī by FairyTaleDreams (M, 43k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, WCZ & CS Lives, Rouge cultivator WWX)
🧡Resplendence by FrozenMarVel (E, 159k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, CS Lives, Different first meeting, Fluff, Crossdressing, Love at first sight, Fix-it of sorts)
Dear Fellow Traveler by Netrixie (Not Rated, 13k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alive WWX parents, immortal BSSR and family being rogue cultivators together, meet cute, travel partners falling in love, Flirting, Yearning, Sharing a Bed, Fluff, Sweet, good parental figures only, Pre-Relationship, Getting Together) absolutely adorable,tho this *is* wangxian centric
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2. Hello! For the next mood post, does anyone have any animal cafe/animal shelter recs?? Or any other fics with cute wangxian interactions with animals. Pls and ty!!
in the arms of the angel by ScarlettStorm (E,37k, WangXian, Modern AU with Magic, Fox WWX, animal rescuer LWJ, Minor pining, major shenanigans, Comedy, Smut, Getting Together, Hurt/Comfort, Adhd WWX, Blowjobs, Frottage, switch rights, Scent Kink, mildly telepathic sex, courtship via kittens)
Bun Fu Fighting by Silvarbelle (G, 4k ,Modern AU, Racism, racist microaggressions, petting farm (in america), animal education, cultural education (attempt), Two Dads, Established Relationship, Slice of Life, Mojo’s Post)
2:15 PM by cherishthespark (T, 12k, WangXian, Modern AU, Bunny Cafe AU, This counts as a coffee shop au right, Coffee Shops & Cafés, Fluff, Pining, pre-dating)
风调雨顺 | a good time (to grow a family) by frostferox (T, 3k, WangXian, Modern AU, Meet-Cute, Domesticity, Pets)
Found: Extremely Friendly Fox by wanderingflame (T, 22k, ZhuiLing, WangXian, mild animal injury, Curses, Reunions, Fox WWX, Foxxian being a lovable terror, POV Alternating, Modern With Cultivation, Tooth-Rotting Fluff)
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3. What is that one fic that lives rent-free in your mind?
🧡Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 370k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement)
or
🧡close your eyes, feel my heartbeat by ThatDesiGirl (T, 11k, WangXian, blind!WWX, Angst with a Happy Ending, Rewriting Canon, not a fix-it but a what-if, Golden Core Transfer)
(I enjoyed both of these a lot ~ Mod C)
💖From the Future for the Past by friedchickenlord (G, 27k, wangxian, time travel, fix-it, fluff & humor, happy ending, denial, pining, bullying ur younger self is in fact ok) I feel like I’m always reccing this but I just love it too much haha ~Mod L
Taking Responsibility by deliciousblizzardshark (T, 6k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Getting Together, Trope Subversion/Inversion, Pretend mpreg, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Fluff and Crack)
总有一天; a place to hide (can’t find one near) by yiqie (E, 76k, WangXian, Modern AU, Pianist, Getting Together, Mental Health Issues, Suicide Attempt, Suicidal Thoughts, Depression, Hospitals, Overdosing, Eventual Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Additional Warnings In Author's Note) the one fic that lives rent free in my mind, it's a modern AU that taken on depression and suicide themes but in such a thoughtful and cleansing way
The envy of the world by vulnerable_bead (E, 48k, wangxian, post-canon, night-hunt; WWX and LWJ as teachers to LSZ, LJY, and Lan junior OCs; poetic fairytale prose; a casefic of unfurling complexity with an intelligent, subtle, and powerful antagonist; mysterious uncharted musical magic; a climactic confrontation that deserves to be animated. And then there’s the famous Windowsill Papapa Scene.)
Different Paths to the Same Route by JustAWanderingBabbit (T, 184k, 3Zun, Canon Divergence, What-if, Magical genetic testing, Family Feels)
the field meets the wood by astronicht (T, 7k, WangXian, Post-Canon, BAMF WWX, slight whump, Ritualistic, Self Harm, Canon Era, Tang Dynasty style, Blood Loss, Blood and Injury, salt, economics, [Podfic] the field meets the wood by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), [podfic] the field meets the wood by jellyfishfire, mojo's bookmark)
well-met by warlight by wukuiyuxin (Not Rated, 2k, WIP, WangXian, Canon typical death, Blood CW, old english style poetry, Poetry, Epic Poetry)
Sect Leader Wen Qionglin by maya_brainstormed (mayachain) (T, 2k, LSZ & WN, Time Travel Fix-It, Crack Treated Seriously, POV Multiple, BAMF WN, Protective Siblings, Cousins, No Sunshot Campaign, Capital Punishment, Rebuilding) wen ning lives rent free in my head along with this fic
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4. Hello, for the next In The Mood, could I get A) Some WWX spending his 13 years dead in Ghost City with Hua Cheng, then either moving into MXY as normal, or keeps being a ghost because he leveled up during that time? B) Since I didn't get lucky with this request last time - crossovers between characters from the novel/donghua/live action, with biggest thirst for poor live action people meeting the donghua YLLZ, but at this point i'd take anything :D
4B)
We always get what we deserve!(Doesn't matter even if you think you don't deserve it. Fate has mysterious ways!) by Ajareenlovesbtsandshinee (Not rated, 16k, WIP, WangXian, Post-Canon Fix-It, CQL Wei Ying and MDZS Wei Ying Exchange places, CQL Lan Zhan and Wei Ying also deserve to be together, Happy Ending)
The Young, the Horny, the Jaded and the Jade: Partners in Time by Admiranda (M, 35k, WangXian, WIP, Established couple, Crossover, road trip with your older selves, teasing your younger selves about their obvious crushes, yin iron does yin iron things, mdzs/cql crossover, adult wangxian, Teenage Wangxian)
Key Differences by pupeez4eva (T, 5k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Humor, Dimension Travel, Crossover, Drama!WWX meets Novel!WWX, Public Confessions, WWX plays matchmaker for himself)
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5. Hello! Do you happen to have any fics that have a’yuan as wangxian’s biological kid??
Until The End by abCEE (M, 365k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, war changes people resulting to OOC, no Pining, Established Relationship, wangxian are married and have a son, Mpreg, Good Uncle LQR, a little grey LWJ, a bit of JC bashing from LWJ, BAMF JYL, 16 years of yearning, mainly CQL verse but has scenes from the novel as well, LSZ is WangXian's Child, WWX Has a New Golden Core, Canonical Character Death -WWX, Canon Rewrite, Happy Ending, Fix-It of Sorts)
Time Charm Series by Jenrose (E, 141k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel Fix-It, Post-Canon, BAMF WWX & LWJ, Everyone Lives/Nobody dies, Pregnancy, Queer platonic poly WangXianQing, Slice of Life)
in flagrante delicto by synonemous (E, 39k, WangXian, Modern AU, Serial killer WangXian, A/B/O, Mpreg, Smut, Wangxian's Canon Kinks, Modern Yi City arc, Angst with a happy ending)
an ongoing Twitter threadfic that’s updating daily (or close to it), trans LWJ, WWX got kicked out as a teen & disappeared before LWJ found out he was pregnant, now WWX is a pop star
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6. for the next in the mood for… could i get the best of canon divergence? or just your favorites? thank you for all your hard work at this blog! 💖💖💖
If I Could Go Back in Time by Runningbarefoot (M, 122k, WangXian, NieLan, Canon Divergence, Role Reversal, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Grief/Mourning, YL WWX, Eventual Happy Ending, The Twin Jade Brotherhood, Hurt/Comfort, Healing, Character Study, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Dynamics, Slow Burn)
Everyanything by deliciousblizzardshark, lingeringdust (E, 46k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Franken-canon, Gender Identity, Gender Dysphoria, Trans WWX, Protective LWJ, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Canon-Typical Misogyny, Fluff and Angst, Vaginal Sex, Canon-Typical Major Character Death, QS brings back WWX)
And Time Is But a Paper Moon by sami (M, 139k, WangXian, Time travel, Hurt/comfort, Canon typical violence, Getting together, Everybody loves/Nobody dies)
Love Song In Reverse by timetoboldlygo (T, 237k, WangXian, Amnesia, Hurt/comfort, Canon Divergence, Angst with a happy ending)
By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 31k, Wangxian, Canon Divergence, Crossdressing, Misunderstandings, Identity Porn, Identity reveal, Polski Translation Pod każdym innym imieniem by tehanu, [PODFIC] By Any Other Name by sakizar)
❤️The One-Body Problem by metisket (T, 29k, LJY & WWX, LJY & LSZ, wangxian, possession, cohabitation, Mojo’s bookmark)
everyone has a braincell of their very own series by MarbleGlove (T, 22k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Self-Indulgent, WWX Has a New Golden Core, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies)
happy not knowing by plonk (Not rated, 16k, WangXian, Canon Era, Canon Divergence, Established Relationship)
With Surgical Precision by metisket (T, 20k, WQ & WN, WQ & WWX, WangXian, Time Travel, Families of Choice)
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7. Ello~ I am back with another request for "in the mood for" (love the amazing work all the mods do with this blog will never be able to say that enough) and this time it's... Meet cute coffee shop au's please! @yukihyo-no-yosei
Who Cares? by fangbook (G, 854, WangXian, MianQing, Modern AU, Coffee Shops & Cafés, barista!wwx, musicteacher!lwj, Oblivious WWX, Oblivious LWJ, Mutual Pining)
Cake it Easy by Leahelisabeth (fortheloveofcamelot) (G, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Meet-Cute, First Meetings, Bakery, Love at First Sight, Fluff) this is a bakery meet cute, but it has the cafe vibes so I think it'll work!
Coffee Beans & Whipped Cream by w_wxsparkles (G, 7k, WangXian, Modern AU, Coffee Shops & Cafés, Waiter WWX, Artist LWJ, Strangers to Lovers, No Angst, Fluff, Flirting, Falling In Love, First Dates, Indulgent Fic, LWJ Has Feelings, LWJ is Whipped, WWX is Whipped)
Coming right up by Onomatopoetikon (G, 1k, WangXian, Modern AU, Coffee Shops & Cafés, College/University, POV LWJ, Barista WWX, WWX is a Tease, Internally Screaming LWJ, Flirting, Meet-Cute)
Americano by impatiensatin (T, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Shameless WWX, Rich Boy JC, Wingman NJS, Cinnamon Roll WN,Internally Screaming LWJ, BussinessMan!LWJ, CafeOwner!YZY, Baby OZ, Barista! WWX, Barista! NHS, Barista! WN, barista!au, Rich Young Master LWJ, Playing with a Bet, Lanling is a Project, Library Pavillion is an commercial Office)
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8. Hello!!! For the iitmf could you rec some completed fics of A) Polyamorous NingWangXian and B) fics where Wei WuXian grows up/joins the Nie Sect? Thanks for all your hard work!
8A)
i didn't think it could be true (let alone that it would be you) by ryneisaterriblefan (T, 11k, NingWangXian, Mutual Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Texting, Drunk LWJ, drunk WN, Pining, Cafes)
let me feel these highs and lows by thrallax (M, 6k, NingWangXian, Threesome, gets a little bit suggestive there in the middle but nothing explicit, technically, Hanahaki Disease, Pining, Fluff, spoilers through ch. 108 of mdzs!, Hair Washing)
throughline by lunatea (M, 81k, NingWangXian, Crime Scene Investigation, Modern AU, Polyamory, Pining, Developing Relationship, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Hurt/Comfort, Case Fic, Murder Mystery, Detectives, Canon-Typical Violence, Corruption)
Gee, Wen Ning! How Come Your Sister Lets You Have TWO Boyfriends? by thesweetpianowritingdownmylife (E, 129k, NingWangXian, Canon Divergence, Not A Fix-It, Mutual Pining, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Timelapse days, Post-Resurrection days, Injury Recovery, Grief/Mourning, Drunkenness, Dubcon Kissing, Fluff, Angst, Smut, Threesome, Trans Male Character, Anal Sex, Strap-Ons, Oral Sex)
Syzygy by Mortissimo (E, 50k, NingWangXian, Canon-Typical Violence, Getting Together, Grief/Mourning, Canon-Typical Disrespect for Linear Time, Canon-Atypical Lubricant Use)
In This Life by INSPIRETOWRITE (G, 5k, NingWangXian,Fluff and Angst, Cinnamon roll WN, Falling In Love, Cute, Sad Ending, Anxiety, Oblivious, Mutual Pining,5+1 Things, Consent, Developing Relationship, Polyamory)
Three Men and a Radish by nirejseki (G, 3k, NingWangXian, Canon Divergence, Oblivious WWX, Mutual Pining but not for long)
what part of party don't you understand by wildwestwind (T, 1k, NingWangXian, Modern AU, Christmas Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Cultural Differences, Trans Female WWX, Kid Fic)
8B)
The Light That Fails to Dim by glowingreverie (T, 310k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Mild Gore)
A Good Placement by madwriter223 (T, 12k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, What if YZY had been the one to find WWX AU, Emotional Manipulation, Lies, Street Child WWX, Fluff and Angst, OOC but YZY is doing that on purpose, Found Family, itty bitty Wangxian, Bittersweet Ending, Mojo's post)
❤️shades of grey by cl410 (M, 58k, nielan, wangxian, Hurt/Comfort, Accidental Sibling Acquisition, Single Dad NMJ, NHS & WWX Friendship, Fluff, Humor, Happy Ending, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Protective NMJ, Some angst, Blood and Injury, Kidnapping, Protective Siblings, Found Family, Mojo's post)
History, Fate & the thread of a goose by Blooddust (Lockel) (T, 77k, wangxian, WIP, Canon Divergence, Happy Ending, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, POV Alternating, Fix-It of Sorts, Family Bonding, Brotherly Bonding)
Light on the Door by nirejseki (no rating, 15k, WIP, NMJ & WWX, Canon Divergence, Niè Sect WWX, Nie sect backstory, Found Family, Asexual Character, Pansexual Character, Qinghe Nie worldbuilding)
Another chance by lightsfillthesky (G, 41k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel Fix-It, Pre-Relationship, Light Angst)
Heart of the Beast by WaitForTheSnitch (E, 46k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Protective NMJ & NHS, Soft NMJ, Pining LWJ)
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9. Hi! I’m in the mood for some fics that address Wei Wuxian’s social status as the son of a servant, particularly any that might include LWJs POV on how people treat WWX because of this
Hoards and treasures by apathyinreverie (T, 21k, WangXian, Siblings, Family, not particularly Jiang friendly, YZY Bashing slightly darker Gusu Lan, as in they are dragons and dragons get rather fiercely protective of things they consider precious, Dragon Lans, Fox WWX, Smitten LWJ, Fluff, perfect happiness, adorable WWX, Romance, Some worldbuilding, courting) this one's lxc, but there are parts in there which address wwx's place in the Jiang sect that I really enjoyed.
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10. A) a fic where jin ling 'accidentally' kills wei wuxian when he stabbed him at jinlintai
B) or a fic where one of the juniors or all of the juniors got cursed that makes them see illusions and they saw wwx death or they see themselves(juniors) killing wei wuxian
C) a fic where lan sizhui being too 'lan', like being stuffy and more on rules. wwx gets sad
-no modern pls, originally gave this ideas as a prompt in my acc bc i don't know how to find
D) a fic where someone talks bad about wwx as in down bad in a conference or something and nie huaisang/lan wangji/jiang cheng/the juniors and shit goes down?
-bonus if the others save wwx too like lan xichen/lan qiren/wen ning/ jin zixuan (if he not dead) @ner-u
10D)
拨云见日 by RoseThorne (G, 1k, WangXian,. Post-Canon, Justice, Anger, Sect Leader Yáo Bashing, Cultivation Discussion Conferences, Restitution, Self-Indulgent, POV Third Person, POV WWX)
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11. HI! Thanks for your constant hard work :D I'm really in the mood for a fic where wwx or lwj gets cursed to read minds. I'd specifically really like for wwx to get the ability so he can finally know what lz is thinking about him; something like 'yeah I know how you like it' by phnelt. Please canon only setting. Thank you in advance! I'll take all the mind reading fics you can recommend!
hope dangling by a string by KouriArashi (M, 70k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Everybody Lives, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Psychic Bond, Telepathy, Communication, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, jiang family feels, Lan Family Feels)(They don't get cursed in this but they do end up accidentally permanently linking minds and getting together because of it ~ Mod C)
definitely check out the cherry magic au tag (an au in which if you're a virgin at 30 yo you start hearing the thoughts of everyone that touches you) (quick search for cherry magic in the wangxian tag ~ Mod C)
Too Beautiful For Words, Will My Thoughts Suffice? by Watermelonsmellinfellon (T, 8k, WangXian, CQL/Donghua/Novel Mix, Canon Divergence, Mild Language, Fluff, Crushes, Gay Disaster WWX, Flirting, Telepathy, LWJ POV, Implied Sexual Content, Falling In Love, Drama, Golden Core Reveal)
Say so by yrwz (G, 10k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Mind reading, Happy Ending)
i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets) (E, 42k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Mind Reading, Enemies to Lovers it's only enemies to lovers in wei ying's one braincell, Misunderstandings, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Whump, brief illness/injury, Pining, light bdsm in the first chap, Cherry Magic AU)
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12. In the mood for A) some Cloud Recesses fics where Wangxian get together early! Also interested in B) fics where members of the Lan sect, particularly LQR or LXC are fond of/supportive of WWX
12A)
O, What Learning Is! by Comfect (M, 60k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, No Fall of Lotus Pier, No Golden Core Transfer, Fix-It, Butterfly Effect, Fluff, Cultivation Theory, Cultivation Sect Politics, Unreliable Narrator WWX, Good Student WWX, Bad Parent YZY, Bad Parent JFM, Good Uncle LQR)
joined delight by RoseThorne (M, 1k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, fast burn, MXTX Reverse Trope Fest, Making Out, Marking, Frottage, Gūsū Lán Sect Rules, Gūsū Lán Forehead Ribbon, Marathon Sex, Implied Sexual Content, Love at First Sight, Swords, Horniness, POV Third Person, POV LWJ, Cloud Recesses Study Arc)
Dual Cultivating with You by narikanyan (E, 37k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Falling In Love, Mutual Pining, Sneaking Around, Horny Teenagers, Secret Relationship, Dual Cultivation, Smut, Anal Sex, Angst, Canonical Character Death, i’m sorry Jiangs, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, JYL lives because I said so, Mpreg, Secret Marriage, Secret Baby A-Yuan!, fake death, Reuniting, Happy Ending)
Just Say Yes series by edenwolfie (M, 338k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Matchmaking, Pining, Getting Together, POV Alternating, Fluff, First Kiss, Declarations Of Love, Humor, Good Uncle LQR, POV Outsider, Engagement, Developing Relationship, Family Feels, Fix-It, Drunken Shenanigans, Hurt/Comfort, First Time, Possessive Behavior, Panic Attacks, Everybody Lives, Established Relationship, Weddings, Kid Fic, Wedding Night)
12B)
🧡 rain falls and soaks into the earth series by RoseThorne (T, 40k, WangXian, WIP, Near Death Experience, Attempt Drowning, Madam Yu Bashing, Recovery, No war AU)
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13. hii <3 do you guys have any good yuan and wei wuxian fics?
kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Eventual Happy Ending, Getting Together, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Inspired by The Parent Trap (1998), Kid Fic, teen shenanigans, two a-yuans, Angst, Fluff) if you want big a-yuan as well as little a-yuan
say it’s here where our pieces fall in place by Lirelyn (E, 68k, wangxian, modern, family feels, angst w/ happy ending, adoption, foster care, hurt/comfort)
a baby rabbit is called a kitten and other fun facts by aurora_chiroptera (G, 11k, WangXian, WWX & LSZ, Modern AU, Social media/YouTube AU, Mutual Pining, NB NHS, JZX is a trans lesbian and uses she/her pronouns, Child LSZ, Long-Distance Relationship, (kinda?), Fluff, Soft WangXian, Good Parent WWX, Single Parent WWX, Getting to Know Each Other, Getting Together, set in the US)
归心似箭 | Longing to Go Home by dragongirlG (M, 7k, LSZ & WWX, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Aged WWX, Grief/Mourning, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, Diaspora Feels (displacement), Dramatic Irony, Secret Identity, Pining, Brief Reference To Suicidal Thoughts, Hopeful Ending, [Podfic] 归心似箭 | Longing to Go Home by Koontyme)
Found: Extremely Friendly Fox by wanderingflame (T, 22k, ZhuiLing, WangXian, mild animal injury, Curses, Reunions, Fox WWX, Foxxian being a lovable terror, POV Alternating, Modern With Cultivation, Tooth-Rotting Fluff)
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14. Hello!!! I’m in the mood for LWJ POV fics where LWJ learns about/thinks about/processes WWX’s life from before he was taken in by the Jiang sect
One More Tune from the Devil by Sunny73 (T, 2k, WangXian, Modern AU, Angst, Character Study, Supernatural Elements, Time Trave, lAU in canon setting, Mutual Pining, Post-Canon, Introspection, Kissing and then not talking about it, Best Friends, art!, Homeless tiny WWX, Hurt/Comfort, Childhood Trauma)
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15. Hello, lovely people! I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of any Wangji whump fics? I'm in the mood for anything where Lan Wangji is sick or injured, and, optionally, is taken care of by Wei Wuxian or Lan Xichen. TIA xx
The Vermillion Ribbon by Unforth (E, 233k, wangxian, Wen WWX, politics, slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, hurt WWX, hurt LWJ, whump, serious injury, off-screen torture, hurt/comfort, angst, marriage of convenience, abusive father figures, panic attacks, trauma, ptsd, dissociation, pining, suicidal thoughts, miscommunication, touch starved LWJ, light dom/sub, feels, family feels, brotherly feels, LQR is a dick, abusive lan sect, emotional hurt/comfort, healing, recovery, Happy Ending, Mojo's post)
The Jade Curse by Tabi_essentially (M, 51k, WIP, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Body Horror, Angst, Curse Breaking, Cursed LWJ, Time Travel, Post-Canon, not an au, Other Lives, Soulmates, POV Alternating, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Paperman!LWJ!)
moonlight caught in mutton fat by Raitelzen (T, 45k, WangXian, Case Fic, Curses, Curse Breaking, Transformation, mild body horror, Hurt LWJ, Artistic license of cultivation, Artistic liberties taken with ghosts, Ghosts) for wwx&lqr centric while the twin jades are cursed
shadows in the sun rise by Yuu_chi ( E, 24k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Night hunts, Curses, Intimacy, Light Angst with a Happy Ending)
A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps by hansbekhart (E, 21k, WangXian, Semi-Public Sex, Public Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Sex, Sex in the cold springs, Mutual Pining, Grief/Mourning, Injury Recovery, Ethical Dilemmas, Risk Aware Consensual Patience, Edgeplay sort of, Happy Ending)
Light by redkosmos (T, 10k, WangXian, Modern AU, Blind LWJ, Friends to Lovers, Make that BEST friends to lovers, Hospitalization, Car Accidents, Healing, LWJ POV, Love Confessions, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, LWJ loses his vision)
Found Feral by AceBij (T, 22k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Feral LWJ, Selectively Mute LWJ, Bottom LWJ, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Anal Sex, Knotting, Angst, Fluff, Smut, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff)
with such a suffering, such a deadly life by cqlorphan (T, 7k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Getting Together, Curses, Curse Breaking, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Affection, Touch-Starved LWJ, Love Confessions, LWJ Whump, Cuddling & Snuggling)
The Last Concubine by deliciousblizzardshark (T, 13k, WangXian, Royalty AU, Emperor WWX, Concubine LWJ, LWJ Whump, Forced Marriage, Starvation, Non-physical spousal abuse, Fluff and Angst, Doing the Wrong Thing for the Right Reasons, Happy Ending, WWX Takes Care of LWJ)
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Thank you for all of the suggestions~
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peihoeming · 3 years
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Top 5 Relationships of ANY Sort in TGCF!
Oh love this
1: XIAN LE TRIO I...sigh, I have so many feelings for them. 800 years. It takes them 800 years to work their problems. And I will always say: Mu Qing and Feng Xin’s rivarly exists because yes they don’t understand each other (due to their different upbringings and mentalities), but it lasted 800 years because they both thought the other betrayed Xie Lian in the crucial moment.  They are just so entwined with each other....they were friends, they fought a war, they made mistakes....and 800 years later they start to forgive each other and move on. 2: XIE LIAN & QI RONG & LANG QIANQIU I am bundling this together but it’s really xie lian+qi rong and qi rong+lang qianqiu and xie lian+lang qianqiu. I really wished we had MORE of these three interacting because they are tied in such a weird situation. Qi Rong’s adoration for his cousing turning into hate. Xie Lian’s disdain for Qi Rong turning into pity but he is also his last family member. Lang Qianqiu’s need for revenge that shifts from Xie Lian to Qi Rong when he learns the truth...
3: Shi Wudu & Shi Qingxuan I don’t even know where to start *nervous laugh* Shi Wudu loving his brother enough to deny heaven’s will and steal a fate? Shi Qingxuan still loving his brother after learning what he did and choosing a terrible fate as long as they are both alive? Shi Wudu coaxing He Xuan to kill him so that Shi Qingxuan doesn’t have to? 4: Qi Rong & Guzi: THIS ANCESTOR HAS A SON! When MXTX decided to give Qi Rong a child to force his character development...such a big brain. 5: Jun Wu & Xie Lian Parallels....Foils....manipulation...grooming...this has everything.
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wangxianficrecs · 2 years
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Some Sort of Risk by Silvarbelle
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Some Sort of Risk
by Silvarbelle
M, 37k, wangxian
Summary: Someone tried to set up Jiang Wanyin. Wei Wuxian took the fall - and key players took the chance to send him to prison to get too-smart-for-his-own-good Wei Ying out of the way. Thirteen years into his sentence, he's released from prison and disappears. Three years after that: Lan Wangji finds him by chance. Unfortunately, he's brought a fresh round of trouble with him. The two of them have to fix their friendship, fix a sabotaged airplane, and then fix everything else as it happens.
My comments: Starts with a bang, wwx running away and lwj tackling him into an undignified fight that goes all over the yard. There is A Past - a reason why wwx has been away for so long and is no longer a part of the aerial firefighting community, but rather a struggling mechanic and paroled felon.
While wangxian figure themselves out, sabotage and a continuation of a 20-year-old plot come to light. The climax moves fast and involves lqr being a dick, another plot, wwx being stupidly sacrificial, a wildfire and an aerial attack. Exciting stuff!
modern au, pilot au, aerial firefighters, angst, caretaking, doting lan wangji, self-worth issues, communication, sabotage, myster, case fic, affection, non-sexual intimacy, first kiss, love confessions, ouyang zizhen being a duckling, jiang sibling feels, xuanli lives, protective lan wangji, protective wei wuxian, attempted murder, supportive lan wangji, happy ending, @silvarbelle​
(You may wish to REBLOG as a signal boost for this author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)
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lex-munro · 1 year
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[Princess-verse Scrap] .our.
it’s done?  maybe?  i think?  (*Val Kilmer voice* Who can know these things…)  Silvarbelle’s fault, every bit.  Warnings for swearing.
following up on Bruce finding a ten-year-old on his doorstep…  your + my = our.
.our.
This time, Bruce convinced Damian to wait by the coat check.
Up on stage, a curly-headed brunette was cooing her way through a Lady Gaga song while the jazz band rehearsed.  At the owner’s table, Joker was sampling drinks with Mikey at his side.
“Sorry to interrupt,” Bruce said as he approached.  “A word, Jay?”
Joker held up a finger, spat into the glass in his hand with a grimace, and said, “Miley, get that sax in line before I shoot him for making Queenie look bad.  And those last two bottles are a definite no.  My office, Mr. Wayne.”
Bruce glanced at the jazz band (and the long-suffering, always-misnamed Mikey) as he followed up the stairs.
Joker held the office door, saying, “The key, I find, is to get yourself a cheap brand that tastes expensive.”
When the door was shut, Bruce said, “Damian misses you.  He demanded dinner together.”
Joker made a confused face.  “What the hell for?  Misses me…what the fuck?  We live in the same house.”
Bruce heaved a sigh.  “You never came home last night, and he was asleep when you got home the night before.  He’s gotten very attached.  If that’s not okay, say so right now, because he’s only going to get worse.”
“Attached?  Attached.  Huh.  I guess I knew he liked me, what with the le-casual-‘were-you-aware-that-marriage-makes-adoption-easier’ stunt he tried to pull, but…”
Bruce raised his eyebrows expectantly.
Joker slowly grinned.  “My baby!  Spoiled rotten already.”
“Alfred has a roast in the oven, to be accompanied by broiled potatoes and a red wine roux.”
“Al is a fucking delight.  Let’s blow this joint, Daddy—we’ve got a little bat to spoil.  What do they call baby bats, anyway?”
“Pups.”
“Yikes, that’s scientists for ya…  Pupper it is, then!”
“Do not call our son a pupper.”
He only realized his slip when Joker stopped and grinned at him again.
“Don’t make it weird.”
“Don’t change our anniversary,” Joker countered.
.End.
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boogiepoeta · 3 years
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Hi and hellu there :D I've been tagged by lovely @fiveocock (I kinda always wanna use your oe name but non the less very lovely of you <3 thank you)
My lockscreen was made for me by @onemagpie (I'm just very lucky) - yes I got permission to post this
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The last song I listened to is from Little Nightmares 2, but real song-song is Main thing by Ariana Grande
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And the last picture I saved
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I'll tag @crono8 @cerdita-perezosa @silvarbelle (feel free to ignore me if you don't wanna do it)
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