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[incorrect-obeyme]

Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Barbatos: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Simeon: B-bees...?

Barbatos: HE HAS ACCEPTED THE BEES

Simeon: W-wait! That's not-

Solomon: [runs out of the kitchen with a jar of bees]

Simeon: WAIT-

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Solomon, kicks the door open: SIMEON-

Simeon: shh! luke is asleep right now!

Solomon, whispering: sorry

Simeon, whispering: what's wrong?

Solomon, whispering: there's a fire in our kitchen right now

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-

Solomon: Fuck.

Luke: [Gasps]

Simeon: ...swear as in promise.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you

MC: [checks their bag]

MC: simeon? this is a 10 page letter

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: what do we do when we feel sad?

MC: we hug a dog!

Simeon: correct!

Simeon & MC: [hugs Luke]

Luke: HEY!

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

MC: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Simeon: Alright, love you too, I’ll just ask Luke then

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[incorrect-obeyme]

[texting]

MC: jsksddjsk

Simeon: MC, what is that?

MC: a keyboard smash

Simeon: How do I do it?

MC: just press anything!

Simeon: e

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: Making my way down the Celestial Realm~

Simeon: Walking fast

Simeon:

Simeon, whispering: Walking a little slower so my steps match with Luke's because he's a bit short~

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Death: Hello MC.

MC: *takes out Holy Water* Death....

Lucifer: Death, leave. She may be human but put all of Satan's wrath and the story changes....

Satan: ....is it really that bad

Simeon: Uh, well.... if a tiny human woman embodies the Avatar of Wrath then yes.... more terrifying

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon, concerned: Lucy, when was the last time you slept?

Lucifer, holding his 8th cup of coffee: Yes.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Waiter: What would you guys like to have?

Luke: Can I get a milkshake with two straws please?

Simeon, smiling: Aw, Luke you want to share the milkshake with m-

Luke: *puts both straws in his mouth* Hey simeon look how fast I can drink this

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Luke: *running towards the House of Lamentation*

Simeon: Ahaha Luke, let me see what you have in your hand.

Luke: Holy water!

Simeon: Ahaha- WAIT LUKE NO

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[incorrect-obeyme]

[texting simeon]

MC: love you <3

Simeon: you lovw me less than 3?

Simeon: love** (；ω；)

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: How's the prettiest person in the world doing today?

MC, blushing: I don't know, how are-

Asmo: *breaks through the window* I'm fine thanks.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Simeon: Luke, what exactly is nostalgia?

Luke: It’s when you miss something that’s really old.

*later*

Solomon: I’m back.

Luke: Welcome back!

Simeon: *whispers* nostalgia.

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