Don't we just fucking love step-parents
The ones who just demand everything but do nothing themselves?
It is currently 11:34pm and I was just yelled at (and woken up) to do the dishes when I have been busy all day and this bitch has done nothing but sat on his ass playing some stupid-fucking game on the goddamn xbox
I wouldn't be so damn pissed if he actually contributed to the cleaning rather than complaining about it.
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Angels In New York
Angels In New York
by TheGoeticCleric
Malcolm Bright gets a guardian angel in the form of Aziraphale and Crowley's adopted daughter. Malcolm is also a disaster-seeking missile. There's so much fluff!
Words: 9777, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English
Fandoms: Prodigal Son (TV 2019), Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
Characters: Gil Arroyo, Jessica Whitly, Ainsley Whitly, JT Tarmel, Dani Powell, Edrisa Tanaka, Original Female Character(s), Anathema Device, Malcolm Bright, Simon Hoxley, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Mr. David | Martin Whitly's Guard, Gabrielle Le Deux
Relationships: Gil Arroyo & Malcolm Bright & Dani Powell & JT Tarmel, Gil Arroyo/Jessica Whitly, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Malcolm Bright & Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Age Regression/De-Aging, Diapers, Bed-Wetting, little!malcolm, Daddy!Gil, Mummy!Jessica, bad big sister Ainsley, Malcolm Bright Needs a Hug, Malcolm Bright Gets a Hug, Hurt Malcolm Bright, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Good uncles Aziraphale and Crowley, Malcolm is an adorable diapered git, Domestic Fluff
From https://ift.tt/wSqlivr
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45765724
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~10 Fandoms/ ~10 Characters/ ~10 Tags
I am not in that many fandoms and semi selective with characters I click with so I'll also do what I can :P
i. Arcane/ LoL
Jinx (clearly lol)
Silco (Also duh)
Vi
Viktor
Caitlyn
Mel
Vander
Jayce
Ahri
Ekko
ii. Hannibal (the series/movies)
Will Graham
Freddie Lounds
Clarice Starling
Margot Verger
Beverly Katz
iii. Doctor Who
The Eleventh Doctor
Tenth Doctor
The Master (most iterations EXCEPT eric roberts master)
Jack Harkness
Missy
Donna Noble
Bill Potts
Third Doctor
Romana
Mr Clever
Rory Williams
iv. Prodigal son:
Malcom Bright
Martin Whitly
Gil Arroyo
Dani Powell
JT Tarmel
Paul Lazar/John Watkins
Ainsley Whitly
Simon Hoxley
v. Dexter (NOT dexters laboratory lol)
Dexter Morgan
Brian Moser
Hannah McKay
James Doakes
vi. Misc (other fandoms/characters:
DC (Joker/John Constantine,Kilgrave)
The Lost Boys (David, Michael, Dwayne, Marko, Paul.)
Wrestling (Rhea Ripley)
Baulders gate 3 (Karlach <3, Astarion)
Tagged by : @nightmarefuele
Tagging : Gonna cheat and just say anyone who wants to do it it because my god all this typing and thinking adkjf;ad
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Simon: *accuses Malcolm of murder*
Malcolm: I’m sorry I don’t speak poor
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Simon Hoxley: I admire you, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Really, why?
Simon Hoxley: You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. Instead of being weighed down by ambition, you just float along like a dead body in a river.
Malcolm: I couldn't just take the compliment. I had to ask why.
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Ainsley: “Tell me; what was it like to finally catch the woman that murdered Nicholas Endicott?”
Ainsley as soon as the interview was over:
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