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killapunchaw · 19 days
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Some red hoods + something my lil sister wrote when I wasn't looking and idk it´s funny
Supposed to post this last week but I lost track of time ;-;
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superbat-love · 1 year
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Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse #6
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Gotham civilian who is totally not Dicks type just standing there on a street corner.
Nightwing: Slams into a light pole because he was to busy looking at the pretty person instead of watching where he was swinging.
Gotham Civilian, startled : “Are you ok Nightwing-?”
Nightwing, who probably maybe just got a mini concussion, whispering to himself: “they know my nameeee”
Gotham civilian:
Nightwing:
Nightwing, doing fingerguns: “Heyyy-”
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vladiccrine · 2 months
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" —My girl Liddy used to always smoke
Cigarettes when she couldn't sleep. "
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filthycagedsoul · 1 year
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be adopted by a billionaire playboy with issues because he dresses like a bat at night, sign up to be said man’s sidekick, die violently at the hands of a sadistic clown, be revived by creepy healing waters in a raunchy looking pit, come back to the city that birthed him and 1) get his blood-soaked revenge on the man who fucked up his life and 2) try to clean up the crime infested city using his wit, humor and guns.
yup sounds pretty slutty to me🫦👅
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kayadrake123 · 1 year
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Batboys x Thor!Reader
I HAVE TO I HAVE TO I HAVE TO. I just rewatched Ragnarok and I have seen a few posts speaking about Thor!Reader x the Batboys and I just had to write this. Please can people start making more headcanons and stories about this! Anyways, this is gender neutral and race neutral. I have also included some Marcel characters as well so hehehee enjoy!
Dick Grayson
First off, Dick loves your humour and how you deal with tricky situations
Like he admires how you can make lighthearted jokes as a giant dragon is trying to eat you
Which brings us to how you met
You piss off a lot of people, and this time you had happened to piss off someone with a dragon that’s trained to hunt down people
You knew you had to get off the beasts radar, so you went to the one place everyone would least expect you to be: Gotham City
Unfortunately the dragon wasn’t as dumb as you thought and followed you there, which ended with a lot of damage to Gotham’s streets, an angry dragon trying to bite your head off and an even angrier Batman
Nightwing joined the fight and just as he thought he was going to die when the dragon went for him, your hammer went straight through the beast and saved him
”Dragons have never really liked me that much”
”What?”
”Which is weird since they’re meant to be like puppies. I’m good with puppies.”
”They’re meant to be like WHAT?!”
He instantly fell in love with you. He enjoys how fearless and determined you are, even if you get beat up by a large creature occasionally.
You care about those you love and would do anything for them, something both of you share.
He understands your complicated relationship with your adopted sibling the best out of everyone you know, since it’s kinda similar to the one he used to have with Jason.
He knows your strong asf, but it never stops him from worrying about you.
He would do absolutely anything and everything for you.
He’ll never admit it but whenever you go into space and you take him with you, he gets really nauseous. Space makes him feel sick.
A lot of your enemies like to use him against you, and visa versa. It usually ends with the criminal being in critical condition in hospital after you beat the shit out of them. (Yes you beat up your own kidnappers)
Jason Todd
You were in a library cursing at the book in your hand as Jason walked past you.
He found it amusing how you were trying to be quiet as the librarian had shushed you a couple of times already, but what really prompted hi, to approach you was the fact that the book you were cursing at was a Greek mythology one.
He’s never seen anyone that worked up over a book about the Gods before.
The answer he received from you was one he was not expecting
”This goddamn book has so many inaccuracies! Thor is not the God/Goddess of Lighting, it’s Thunder you fucking idiots! They always get me confused with Zeus…”
”…What?”
When you saw his confusion, you held your hand out to greet him.
“Thor, child of Odin. And you are?”
”Uh, Jason…son of Bruce?”
He met you as Red Hood a few weeks later when Bizarro had a run in with a large green good friend of yours
“Ah! Jason! Son of Bruce.”
”I have no idea who that is.” He lied, but you could see straight through him.
You were actually able to recognize him due to some of his left arm getting exposed from having his suit torn somehow during the fight. He had a scar there that you had noticed during your first meeting. It was shaped similarly to a lightning bolt, which caught your interest.
You grew close and you both became very protective of the other
You always defend him against his family members, especially Bruce (who won’t admit it but sometimes he finds you scary)
You get along with the Outlaws very well too. You sometimes even join them on missions.
You love it when he teaches you something about plays, poetry and novels. You think it’s really cute that such a dangerous man can be so cute and romantic.
He’s definitely helped you save the world a couple of times.
Tim Drake
He met you during his Robin days
You were a friend of Kon’s, and he called in a favour when his team was failing miserably on a mission.
They were being attacked by some angry aliens who happened to be using some of their tech to mind control parts of the planet
Bart had gotten one of his legs broken pretty badly so he was out for a while, Cassie was knocked out, and Tim and Kon were barley winning their fights.
Suddenly some thunder sounded in the sky and everyone was blinded by a bright light (your thunder bolts hehehe) and the most beautiful person Tim has ever seen appeared out of nowhere from the sky and beat the function out of the remaining enemy
He’s a bat, and is very much like Bruce when it comes to being suspicious of people so he wasn’t so friendly to you in the beginning
Your first impression of Tim was that he gave zero fucks about anything. He’s pretty, but definitely doesn’t care about shit (or acts like he doesn’t)
You guys saw each other more when you helped the Titans, Justice League and even Batman out with a few missions
And also whenever Kon would invite you both out to the same places to hang out. You guys got very close over the years.
Then you guys began hanging out by yourselves in and out of uniform
You saw people while you were each other’s close friends, but you just always knew that you loved each other.
Then he became Red Robin and fell into a dark hole after Bruce’s ‘death’ and became very standoffish with you
You spent more time in space, where you made more enemies with dragons and men made of fire who like putting you in cages (Ragnarok reference hehe) and your family issues got a lot worse too
All the times you spent away from Tim (a few weeks) made you both realise that you’re in love with each other. So you returned home through Bifrost, and turned up at his nest one night when it was raining and confessed your love for him. (You were still covered in blood as you literally just came back from a fight)
You guys have always been inseparable together, but in a romantic relationship? UNSTOPPABLE.
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ah my favorite hobby: converting my irl friends to stanning Tim Drake
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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month
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I don't think all these simp writers are going all out like they should because well i always see them talking about loving unhinged as fuck goths who have a mean surface with hidden softness and goofy balls of sunshine that're actually huge badasses and have secret trauma and being horny over them but they never talk about Steph and Cass from Batman despite like 65% of the fan content being x Readers so if you're a self-proclaimed slut then listen to the voice of god and make good on your word.Fuck Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain
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luizd3ad · 13 days
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Jason Todd has ‘IICYIFY’ vibes and I live for it
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studious-arson · 26 days
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“I can fix him” but it’s just Bruce Wayne talking about Gotham
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starrykitty013 · 8 months
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Cuz Tim Drake is a simp as he should be 😤 as he should be
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dc-and-damirae · 1 year
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duke: Duuuudeee raven has got you so whipped!
jason: You’re basically her bitch.
damian, furious: Hah?! Tf you mean, dipshits?! I ain’t anybody’s bitch.
raven: dami!
damian, immediately: Coming beloved.
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do-si-dodobird · 7 months
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My favorite thing ab the Jason Todd and Artemis ship (and honestly almost every ship with Jason) is that while we as readers are always like ‘HES SO BEEFY AND MMM AND HOT AND I WANT HIM TO LIKE DESTROY ME’ we turn around and ship him with a woman who could snap his neck with her thighs, and he’d thank her too
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Random Gotham Civilian: “So what is your opinion on the vigilante Red Hood?”
Jason (Who is definitely not said vigilante) Todd: “Oh I think he is smoking! Totally hot, have you seen his pecks? Have you seen the guys thighs? If I met the guy in person I would totally ask for his work out.”
Random Gotham Civilian: “I… I would actually have to agree with you on that. Your right-”
Jason (ego boosted) Todd: “Of course I am-”
Inspired by this bot generation:
Also inspired by @adhdhyperfixatedoneverything
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jasontoddssuper · 5 months
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Most Jason Todd simps be like 'I don't read comics i just think Jason's hot' and i'm like 'Yeah we can tell'
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filthycagedsoul · 1 year
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jason’s thick fingers playing piano in gotham knights has me chewing on my red hood plushie like—
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