#simply jan

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

i know bojan said that nace and kris are sharing a room but the pause before he said kris... and we know all bojan does is lie...

#joker out #i think it's funny that jan and nace aren't sharing actually #the others were like 'we're not dealing with this shit' afdjadgjkl #but i could almost convince myself that bojan stopped himself from saying jan instead of kris #edit as others have said - in the live they said they weren't allowed in jure's room and surely they would have said if he shared with jan #other option is they meant they weren't allowed in kris' room and again they would have said if he shared with nace #SO i am actually convinced now that jan and nace are roommates #and bojan simply lied <3

[vroomian]

how would angel react to vocx and alastor interactions? would he see alastor as a threat? or just find him funny since alastor is uhhh not incredibly emotionally aware of why he's jealous of angel

Oh the first time angel saw vocx and alastor together, he could tell that Vox was truly comfortable with alastor. Both of them were in their shirtsleeves and on the way to truly drunk. Angel bristles because that is his man that red hair hussy is leaning on.

Absolutely not.

So angel pulls out the sugar baby to it’s fullest extent and drapes himself over vox like a living blanket — ousting alastor from his side. Vox blinks but allows it, because by now Angel has earned himself certain privileges. Angel starts whining about all the things he wants and how lonely he’s been, and through this Alastor is getting more and more pissed off (though he has no idea why).

Oh, Angel says. Who’s your… friend, babe? (In Just the bitchiest tone imaginable)

Al pointedly Does Not Introduce Himself.

Okay, weird and out of character but vox figures angel is A Lot for a guy like alastor, and deflects in favor of tell Angel to go shopping and bring his friend Cherri if he’s so bored.

Vox does notice Alastors anger but thinks it’s the pda because Al is uncomfortable with romance in general. So he gently shoos angel out — after angel has picked his pocket. Vox is only amused by this and goes you know I can just get you your own right? But Angel blows him a kiss and says this is more fun.

He throws Alastor a condescending look before he goes, sashaying like his hips were made for it.

Vox watches him go, still drunk and amused, and Alastor feels — very small all of a sudden. Very small and very sick. By the time vox turns back to look at alastor, the only thing left is a tumblr still covered in condensation.

#this was written to the song sick Jan by Chris Fleming. the muse works in mysterious ways. #you've got questions we've got answers #the body electric #did I give alastor a fear of losing someone you love dearly simply because you can’t fullfill a basic need for them? #sure did!

[janeelyakiri]

workin hard in the courtyard garden

horrortale(c) sourapple studios

polly(c) me

#jan draws #jan oc polly #undertale au #horrortale #ht!sans #... simply practice nothing more #-coughs-

[kiwi-b0nes]

I wanted to try this since I felt like I had drawn a lot this year but apparently I slept for two months ?? loll I still feel like I've done a lot more than last year Thank you for all the support and comments in the tags !!! it really means a lot lot ❤ ❤ ❤

#Happy new year !!! I hope this new year is kind to us and full of good new opportunities and happiness #art summary 2023 #my art #i peaked at jan i fear #i hope to continue improving my drawings !! #actually no i hope i can simply draw more next year lorddddd college was killing my soul #also and continue providing food to xvn enjoyers 😈 #my pookies

[custer-mp3]

hold on wait. did this motherfucker rly get married at Comerica then have the reception at the Magic Stick WHAT A FUCKIN DWEEB

hat tip to @dilutedmaggot for the rares

#also this whole chunk of stuff tumblr user dilutedmaggot dug up definitely was not 1/1/04 lmao it was spring/summer 2010 #local wedding photog posted to her blog abt it in july 2010 and jan 04 we were BURIED under a mountain of snow #DETROIT SIMPLY DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT #'why is this weird mound of candids labeled 1/1/04 then' somebody's ancient point-and-shoot defaulted to that date when they put new #batteries in it. corner datestamps are sadly not reliable lmao #ANYWAY LOCAL PHOTOG CONFIRMED VENUES IN POST LMAOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A FUCKIN DWEEEEEB #i love him your honor #something something chris fehn good day etc

[lovvecherrymotion]

do you ever just think about her?

thats my girlfriend... i never stop thinking about her...

#i have something to say!! #we need jan in lipstick again. #we need jan in a red dress. #these are serious matters. #we are simply not discussing them enough. #ask

[aether-wasteland-s]

Last line tag

Thanks to @winterandwords and @kalicofox for the tags! I'm passing this onto @lexiklecksi @the-down-upside-finch , @oh-no-another-idea , @did-i-do-this-write and anyone else who wants to hop on

Truth be told, he knew very little about the man in front of him, but it was very clear that John knew him. Or thought he did.

#passing the mic → tag games #* screams * #so i finally finished black and white affair and GOD #no that was so much fun #but im clawing myself out of the fanfic hole bc i am simply too excited about a) finishing barricades and b) starting tws #last time i touched barricades was almost two months ago (started this thing jan 18) #its been a while!

[aowyn]

feel free to propagandize at me! some of these i have started but not finished

#you too can prevent me from simply rereading the goblin emperor for the 476587th time #said el #im at 1259 pages read since jan 1st btw

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

yeah how is jan still alive after this

#joker out #nace jordan #jan peteh #jance #with nace looking at him like that? #don't mind me posting old content i simply see videos of them and black out and now we're here #< by old i mean from two days ago haha #sunny side of london

[novelconcepts]

Me in 2022: damn, read just shy of 200 books, maybe next year I’ll hit that lofty goal

Me in June of 2023: reading 184 books in under six months is. normal. very normal. we’re all fine here, how are you?

#for context there are 181 days between Jan and June so I am doing Great thanks for asking #when your creative brain won’t switch on and reality is too scary for words where else does one turn? #we hyperfixate on gay TV and devour entire libraries simply to keep functioning

[bunny-banana]

Mr January Peteh sir..they MAN that you are........

#jan girls simply keep winning #joker out

[akindablueddy]

🐜🦋💝EMH Hank Pym appreciation post 💝🦋🐜

( The EMH doodle dump continues: Part 2 of 3; Part 1, Part 3 )

#you can't tell me he wouldn't wear those butterfly diagram shirts #yea ik his specialty is ants but in my mind he's a fan of all bugs #he is simply ✨bug boy✨ #and yeah I think going ape shit when Jan's in danger is very cute of him #hank pym #earth's mightiest heroes #EMH #marvel

[dalekpropaganda]

What are you afraid of?

I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! DALEKS DO NOT FEAR!

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SEA SPIDERS? THEIR BODIES ARE TOO NARROW TO CONTAIN ALL OF THEIR ORGANS, SO SOME ARE LOCATED IN THEIR LEGS.

#REPLY OF THE DALEKS #I AM ALSO NOT FOND OF WATCHING LIVE TELEVISION #THOUGH I AM UNSURE IF THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN TRUE OR IF I AM SIMPLY TRAUMATIZED BY THE 18 JAN 2016 BROADCAST OF THE COOKING PROGRAM SMAPXSMAP

[gregmarriage]

over and over, i get the feeling my brother is autistic, but i’m not allowed to info dump to him, bc he finds it annoying, but he makes me listen to him info dump. our sibling relationship isn’t equal imaooooo

#there’s other reasons i think he’s autistic #am i going to list them? no i’m not #just trust me #anyways we both find some of each other #‘s interests boring which is is fine it’s just funny #all autistics get along and have all the same interests and can talk abt them in the same way #that’s pretty much true of neurotypicals too lol #neurotypicals thinking two autistic ppl will get along simply on the grounds that they’re autistic is silly #when autistics get along it’s like our minds meld our souls conjoin etc #but if we don’t get along..we just don’t get along #it’s confusing when they expect us all to get along when they don’t expect all neurotypicals to get along but sure jan #anyways looking for autistics to mind meld with #inquire inside #gwen rambles #gwenposting

[aveline-shepard]

ALSO I need you all to know that my aunt heard me affectionately talking about someone and later when my cousin drove her home, was like "I didn't know she was gay!" And, like, kudos to my aunt who was 100% cool with that (though surprised) and did not make a big deal about it in the moment, but I later had to inform her that my bestie and I are unfortunately not a couple because she is tragically heterosexual. I mean, with that said though, she is right and I AM gay.

#I mean look. she's got the spirit. she's a lot of things but by god she's not a homophobe. hahahahahaha #also re: not a couple: we're platonic soulmates tho so it's fine #she has LITERALLY said the GAYEST SHIT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE about us like HOZIER-LEVEL GAYNESS hahahahaha so I am so fine with it lmaoooo #Oh and a few years ago I delegated the task of coming out to my family to my mother who told my other aunt and uncle that I'm queer #and my other aunt was like “....so what's the news you had?” #and my mom was like “that's it” #and my aunt was like “oh okay. well we love her anyway and don't care. what do you want for lunch?” #so my mom was like #“hey. listen. I don't think this is necessary. so I'm not gonna bother telling anyone else.” and I was like “okay cool thanks.” #I saw them in Jan when I visited my then-gf who lived north of them and they asked to see a picture and were like “oh she's cute!!” lol #also I mentioned an ex girlfriend to my nephews last week and they simply did not react. and these are kids who go to catholic school haha #I also explained the difference between republicans and democrats to them after they asked (I was watching the news) #during which time I had to explain abortion #so I was like “...and Republicans think that abortion is killing babies before they're born...” #and my nephews were like “that doesn't make sense!” #and I was like “yeah. Yeah I know.” #LMAOOOOOOOOO

[vogelmeister]

anyways it is true that printing out ur work makes u notice things bc i noticed three typos in goud and now want to delete a scene so. good for me i guess

#dutch language found dead #its also funny bc like... anne fleur could have simply gone and visited dirk jan in belgium. its not far babycakes.