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smuttyfantasyrecs · 11 months
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Shang-Chi
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🦋 nsfw alphabet 🦋 breeding kink 🦋 kitty slaps 🦋 dating him 🦋 devouring 🦋
@buckyhoney
🦋 the invisible wound 🦋 new apartment 🦋 pregnant 🦋
@marvelmaniac2000
🦋 wounds 🦋
@autumn-hiraeth
🦋 motion sickness 🦋
@luna-writes-stuff
🦋 mischief accomplished 🦋
@crazycookiecrumbles
🦋 welcome home 🦋 sleepy head 🦋 pain killers 🦋 possessive 🦋good morning 🦋 jealousy jealousy 🦋
@wint3r-h3art
🦋 love tap 🦋
@graysonshaven
🦋 proud of you 🦋
@hiddlewhore
🦋 I'm right here 🦋
@christycurlswrites
🦋 riding his face 🦋
@achromatopcia
🦋 an intrinsic shrine 🦋
@dollwritesarchive
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marvelmaniac2000 · 2 years
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II Plan A & B II
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Summary: Shang Chi wants one more baby, but you guys already have a “baby” together.  
Characters: Shang Chi x fem! Reader (Y/N)
Words: 1.7k
Subject: Shang Chi having a major breeding kink for you, unplanned pregnancy, unprotected sex, sexual intercourse, doggy style, sundress seasonnnnnn yall :)
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***Sorry for any MISSPELLING/GRAMMAR that I missed**
MATURE CONTENT/ +18 AUDIENCE ONLY
Side notes: I know I’ve been neglecting my man Shang Chi but here’s some late father’s day material yall…
“I’m about five minutes away” you glanced at the rear view mirror checking on your dog Willow. 
“Ok I’m outside whenever you pull up” your mom replied. You gave a sigh before hitting the end call button on your speaker phone. Man did you love your pet dearly but you need a major break to keep up with your work schedule. Shang Chi was always there to be helpful with what he could and couldn’t do, but it was the fact that he was present for it all. One of your biggest fears was being left alone with raising your family but owning a dog first was something that was like a test run for both of you. But only if you were interested in having kids one day…. 
You pulled up to your mom’s driveway and heard the jiggling collar of your white puff dog in the back seat. 
“I’m surprised you remember this place” you unbuckle your seatbelt to open the back seat door for your companion.  
“I didn’t expect to dog sit this weekend, I have a life too you know” your mom sat on the porch of the house in a chair observing you from afar.
You held onto Willow’s  leash as he climbed out of the car. 
“Well it’s only for this weekend ma it would mean lot so I can catch up on some work” you huffed. 
“I’m only giving you a hard time” she waved her hand off to you. 
You approached the porch of your mom and handed her your dog’s leash before heading off. 
“Everything should be still left over from the other bag I left you for him. His food and treats should last until Sunday.” You scurried over to walk off the porch in a hurry to enjoy some freedom. 
“Yea yea we’ll be fine.. just us two. We get along just fine” Willow watched you intensely with his ears pulled back wondering where his owner was off to. 
“Thank you, you're the best!” You waved your hand bye before backing out of the driveway. 
    You drove back home and looked at your big house of a mess. There was dirty clothes laid everywhere and dishes in the sink from this morning. Meanwhile, your boyfriend sat lazily on the sofa without a care in the world. 
 “Aren’t you supposed to be packing for the work trip with me tomorrow?” You walk in front of the tv and block his view. 
“Yep and I already did bae” he pointed to his black duffle bag in the corner of the room. 
You laugh and shake your head. “I still need to pack can you at least help straighten up the living room or the kitchen while I look for some clothes myself?”
You gave him a cheeky grin before moving to your bedroom. 
Shang Chi pulled himself off the sofa and watch you off into the hallway. He smirked looking at your bottom in those pants. 
   As you went into your room you spot your own luggage and look into the closet you had. 
“Options options..” you push your clothes back and forth looking at the same outfits you already own. But you spot a sundress in the corner of your closet that you haven’t worn yet. 
“Hmm” you pull it out and examine the fabric. You did a full turn in the mirror to visualize how it might look. A big huff escapes your mouth to try it on. 
    You weren’t sure if it fit well enough and went to ask your boyfriend. Shang Chi was located in the kitchen doing the dishes. Before you called his attention, you watch him for a quick second being grateful for the man that he was. Your head slightly leaned against the doorway softly calling his name. 
  “Hey babe” you gave a sheepish smile. Shang Chi was leaned over the sink with the sleeves of his hoodie rolled up just enough to expose his biceps. 
  “What’s up?” He rinsed off a bowl with ease. 
“Do you like this dress?” You slowly expose yourself from the corner of the hall and give a goofy pose. 
   Shang Chi gave a huge laugh before responding back. “Turn around let me see the back” he chuckled. You turned around to reveal your backside. 
“It looks nice babe, you should come a little closer so I can get a better view of it” he smirked. 
 “Why? So you can feel something?” You giggled while doing a seductive walk over to him. Shang Chi dried his hands on a towel and leaned his back against the counter. 
“Come here” he grabbed you over by the waist and roamed his hands over your ass. 
“It feels nice too” he left trails of kisses down your neck. Your face grew flush before pushing his chest back some. 
“What do you think you’re doing? We gotta pack” you brushed hands up and down his chest. 
“Yea I know but what was I supposed to do when you tease me like that?” He bent down to kiss your soft lips. You smirk into the kiss and feel yourself crumble over his roaming hands. Your hands found their way over his hair. 
   Your panties began to moisten wanting him inside you. It’s been a week since your lover attended to you, and your emotions took over forgetting how much you ache for him. 
You push past him and leaned your body against him pushing your ass on his groin. 
  Shang Chi wasted no time and eagerly pushed your sundress up. “Come onnn” you whimper with your abdomen pressed against the sink.
 “I’m right  here” huskily pulled his basketball shorts down revealing his pre cum member ready for you. His hands pulled your panties down between your thighs before pushing his dick in your slick opening. Shang Chi balanced his arm with the counter towering over your shoulder. You hook your arm around his neck blissfully taking his size inside you.
 “Fuck” Shang Chi breathed heavily on your ear pushing every inch inside of you. You got a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of the kitchen window and snapped back to reality. “Wait….babe..” you moaned into his thrust. 
Shang Chi stopped. “You ok?” he asked concerned. “We forgot the condom” you whispered. 
“Trust me we don’t need it” he pulled the bra strap down of your dress and cupped your breast. 
You moan feeling his rough bare hand manhandling your chest. 
 “Fuck it” you felt his hand grab hold of your waist and thrust into you harder. You feel your slit tighten around him feeling him hit your g spot with harder thrusts. 
“Right there” you clench harder on the counter biting your lip. Shang Chi grew mesmerized watching his member push into you while wrinkling up your new dress.
“Babe please let me come inside you” Shang Chi groaned watching your ass crash into his waist.
“Whatever you want” your mind grew into a fog after hearing his deep voice. Shang Chi turned you around and ripped your panties completely off your legs. You squeal as he picked you up by your waist.
“Babe wha” you couldn’t finish before his strong arms hooked under your knees while your arms held onto his shoulder.
“Oh my god” your mouth dropped wide open, feeling him ram into you deeper. You look into his eyes pleading. Shang Chi drilled his eyes into yours feeling every inch of your wet pussy. Your thighs tremble with each stroke. The look of desperation on your cute face sprouted his cum all inside you. He gently laid you against the counter and carefully watched his cum stain around your thighs. “Where did that come from?” you lean against the counter for balance. Shang Chi searched for his shorts on the floor amused. 
 “Sundresses make me go crazy,” he smiled. 
         After the weekend passed you completely forgot about getting avplan b until one day you notice little symptoms different in your body. You look at your phone squinting in pain.
“Ughh” you rubbed your forehead looking for aspirin in a nearby draw. Shang Chi laid in bed while watching a game. “I told you to stop pushing yourself” he murmured. “I’m not I’m just getting some early period symptoms” you rolled your eyes taking the pills. “Sure” he smirked. 
  You furrowed your eyebrows at him. “I’m going to bed early” you clamped your laptop closed and snuggled close to his back. “Good night” 
  Later that night you woke up dizzy and snuck out of bed without waking Shang chi. You quietly closed the bathroom door and flicked the light on. In your pantry, you rummaged through the shelves for an emergency pregnancy test.
“I’m such an idiot,” you thought to yourself. You totally forgot to get the plan B weeks ago and now without question, you’re knocked up. 
   You took the test and sat on the toilet seat wondering what to do. With all the stress and tiredness built up inside you, this was the last thing to add to your life problems. The two lines on the test displayed with no lie in between. You took a deep breath and reluctantly snatched the test off the counter. You turn off the light and opened the bathroom door. You climbed back into bed and pulled Shang Chi’s arm back around your body. 
   “Shang Chi” you gently patted his bare chest.
“Mhmm” he responded.
“I’m pregnant” you whispered into his ear. “Oh, that’s good babe that means my plan worked” he slurred. 
“You said we were going to plan this???” your voice hitched.
“(y/n) you’re the love of my life and I won’t ever leave you. I want you to have my kids, not just our dog. We’ve been together for years now, and nobody will ever replace what we have….nobody..” he took the test out of your hands and threw it across the bed. “I love you and our future baby” he kissed the crown of your head and wrapped his arms tight around you promising to never let you go. 
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jaozendry · 1 year
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"I wouldn't settle for anything less."
Pairing: Shang-Chi x GN!Reader
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Type: Fluff
Warnings: mild swearing
Summary: You were acquainted to Shaun in a very unexpected way. It was on a bus, you were exhausted from a long day at work. As you miss your stop due to your slumber, the young man proposes something to your half-awake self. This leads to the start of something life changing. ______________________________________________________________
The first time you met Shaun was quite... interesting, to say the least. You could barely remember that faithful day. You were so tired, he had to wake you up during the bus ride to make sure you didn't miss your stop. He sat next to you every day, even though you were a complete stranger to him. He did know one thing about you, though; your bus stop. He tried to wake you up before the stop, but it was too late: you slumbered on the public transport too much. As he was tapping your shoulder, you finally woke up from your nap, still half-asleep.
"Hey, uh... you kind of missed your bus stop..." he tells you quielty, which immediately wakes you up. As you look around, realizing that you did indeed miss your bus stop, you whisper to yourself: "Oh, for fuck's sake." The young man closes his phone and proposes a solution to you. "If you want, my stop is not far from yours and you could sleep at my place tonight. I have a spare bed and I could drive you home tomorrow morning." Barely awake and exhausted from your day at work, you reply in the most subtle manner known to man, but somehow loud enough for Shaun to hear. "Yeah, sure, that sounds great." you yawn, as you rest on his shoulder.
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You wake up to the sound of birds singing and to the smell of crackling bacon. You stand up, still in yesterday's clothes and try to recognize the room you're currently situated in: it's completely unkown to you. You decide to get out of bed and head for the stairs when you suddenly hear footsteps: it's the boy from yesterday.
"Oh, hey, I didn't know you were awake. I was going to have breakfast. You're welcome to join if you want." he says, not realizing he's literally shirtless in front of you. You took a quick second to admire his amazing body before you nod in agreement. As he walks to his room, you interrupt him: "Hey, uh, I never got to thank you" you say as he quickly turns around and smiles at you. "Oh, it's no problem, really. By the way, I never got your name." Realizing you were never officially acquainted, you giggle nervously. "Ah, yeah... uh... I'm Y/N." As he heads to his room, he replies: "I'm Shaun. Nice to meet you."
Shaun notices as you anxiously eat breakfast. "You ok?" he asks, concerned. "Oh, it's nothing. I was just wondering how I ended up here. I have like, no idea what happened yesterday." you explain while stumbling over your words. "Ah, I see." he says after taking a bite. "Well, you fell fast aleep on the bus. I didn't want to wake you up, so I picked you up. I also got your stuff" he explains as he points to your bag lying on the couch. "You picked me up... like... damsel in distress style?" you ask, smiling like a complete idiot, hiding your cheek. "Yeah.", he replies softly, blushing, earning a little laugh from you. He continues explaining: "After that, I put you to bed and made sure you were as comfortable as possible." he says while slightly hiding his face. You thank him before standing up and asking where the bathroom is. He points to a door as you head that way.
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You thank Shaun for the night and the ride as you arrive to your place.
"Hey, maybe we can hang out when I'm fully conscious sometime." you propose while smirking.
"Yeah, that sounds great." he answers. "Do you have a phone number?"
"Yeah, I do." you say before spelling it out as he notes it down on his phone.
"Thanks, Shaun." you thank him again after kissing his cheek. "See you later!"
"Bye, Y/N!"
When you close the door behind you, he whispers to himself:
"Shit, I think I'm in love."
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"Hey." you say awkwardly as you open the door.
"Hey." he replies as awkwardly.
You both chuckle before he comes into your place, handing you flowers. "Shaun... you shouldn't have." you say while smiling like an idiot. Shaun chuckles and kisses you on the forehead. You've been gashlighting yourself into believing you didn't have a crush on him until today. Now, you fully embrace it. "I love you, Shaun." you whisper to him. He smiles. "I love you too." he responds holding both of your shoulders gently. "Also, call me Shang-Chi." You run through his hair before sharing a kiss. You pull away slowly. "Movies?" you ask with a slight smirk. "Movies." Shang-Chi says, chuckling.
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You fell alseep on his shoulder during the movies. This reminds him of the time you first met, on that bus. As he holds your hand, he whispers to your slumbering self.
"I love you, Y/N. I always did and I always will."
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buckyhoney · 2 years
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𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬
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𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: i know i already did one similar to this, but im updating it because nobody can convince me this man wouldn't be the perfect boyfriend.
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: shang chi x reader
𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬/𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤/𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 & 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝! 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭/𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬!
𝟏𝟖+ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 18+, language, mentions of sex, mentions of fingering, mentions of toys
You’d be co-workers, but you work at the hotel's front desk. Shang Chi would have the biggest crush on you but would be too nervous to say anything. “Just ask her out! What's the worst thing that could happen?” Katy nudges him, “She could say no!” He says back, sucking in a breath. “Just go ask her out!” It would take him months to get the courage to ask you out. When clocking in and out, he’d make polite small talk with you and crack a few jokes just so he could see you smile. 
When he finally got the nerve to ask you out, he’d be super nervous and stumble over his words. Shang Chi would get the biggest smile on his face when you agree. For the rest of the week, he stresses over trying to figure out the perfect date. He picks you up at your apartment right on time with a small bouquet of flowers. “Uh, these are for you,” Shang Chi grins. The first date would be casual and light; he’d take you to Fisherman’s Warf. The two of you would play the games they have by the pier and have dinner together. 
The two of you would be sitting on one of the benches eating popcorn or some snack-y food looking over the water. His arm is around your shoulder and he’s mentally hyping himself up. Shang Chi hesitates to initiate the kiss, but when he looks at you and sees your eyes flickering from his lips, he slowly moves in. “I’m sorry… Can I…” You chuckle, nodding. When your lips finally meet, he falls for you instantly. 
From that day forward, you guys are pretty much inseparable. The weekends are spent trying out new restaurants, bars, karaoke bars, etc. “I saw this place downtown we should try, I heard they have great food!” The nights in are your favorite, though. Simple, but so intimate. You’d be cuddling on the couch while binge-watch your favorite tv shows and eating takeout. 
Shang Chi would leave little post-it’s around your apartment for you to find throughout the week. They’d have small encouragements or jokes on them or even just ‘i love you!’ on them. He is always buying you small little things because he thought of you. “I saw it and just had to get it!” they’d even be your favorite snack/drink. 
He’s calling you “my love” “sweet girl” or “baby”. you can’t change my mind.
The first time you guys had sex was lighthearted but intimate. It wasn’t planned out in advance but happened while you were at your apartment. It was gentle and all about learning about each other's bodies. It was filled with giggles and less-than-perfect moments. “Ow-” “I’m sorry!” “It’s okay!” You laugh kissing him. Soon, the innocent makeout sessions end up with him between your legs. 
He'd never stop once he knew what made you squirm and whimper. Shang Chi would take his time, teasing you and making you beg for him to fuck you. “Please- Baby, stop teasing!” You’re breathless and he flutters his fingers inside you again. “What baby? I’m not teasing!” He loved when you couldn’t keep still- he loved knowing that he was making you feel that good. 
Rough sex would happen from needing a stress release- taking you from behind with your ass up, your face against the mattress, and your whines while he rammed into you? One of his favorite ways to fuck you. He was able to get so deep and feel you grip him so hard. 
Shang Chi loves to experiment with new positions or toys. He loves to keep the bedroom exciting and fresh. You have a box full of toys- for you and for him.
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tom-whore-dleston · 9 months
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I’m sensing a resurgence in the Simu fandom due to the Barbie movie. So if you come across my fics please reblog and comment! Who knows, my Simu inspo may or may not come back 🤷🏽‍♀️
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bi-disaster-yn · 2 years
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Call Me Lover
Pairings: Xu Shang Chi x fem!Reader; Unspecified Male Avenger x Reader
Summary: Shang Chi is in love with his best friend but she is with someone else. He’s unsure if he’ll be able to keep a handle on his feelings for much longer. Based on Call Me Lover by Sam Fender.
A/N: Tried to be as vague as possible when describing the boyfriend so you can imagine one of your other Avenger faves. Please let me know who you pictured! I get curious about these things lol.
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You know I'll be down here waiting
I'll take you to see your man
A shiver sent its way down your spine as you and your best friend, Shang Chi left the movie theatre. He could see the goosebumps on your arms from the cool evening air and instinctively offered his jacket. You gladly accepted, putting the jacket on over your shoulders and inhaling the gorgeous scent of his cologne. He sighed contentedly at the sight you wearing his clothes and fell even harder for you.
It was a late night trip to see some forgettable movie. Your boyfriend was coming home from a mission that night and time had almost stopped completely as you had waited for him all afternoon. So you called up your best distraction, Shang-Chi with a request that you do absolutely anything to stop you from clock watching.
As soon as your name lit up on his phone, it didn’t matter what you were about to ask. Shang Chi was there. He was completely, hopelessly and desperately in love with you.
“It won’t be long now until he’s back!” You said excitedly, checking your phone.
Shang Chi’s heart had been fluttering all night in your presence but now it seemed to sink to the pit of his stomach with the mere mention of him. The man who had stole you away from him, the man you loved and the man who was a living, breathing reminder that you belonged to someone else.
“Yep.” Shang Chi shortly replied, popping the ‘P’. “Do you want me to drop you off at the compound?”
“Yes please.”
When you are done, we'll go driving
Catch the coast in the evening light
Shang Chi’s chest tightened as you hummed along to a sweet song on the drive there. Your leg bounced up and down excitedly in anticipation. Your boyfriend had been on this mission for two weeks but it had felt like an eternity waiting for him to come back. He would send sporadic updates that you tried your best not to sit around waiting for. Still, every time your phone made a sound, you had desperately grabbed for it in hopes it was him.
You’d passed the time with your best friend, seeing him almost everyday. Shang Chi obliged of course, he would do anything for you. Anything to have you all to himself without any distractions.
It was getting harder and harder for him to act natural around you. A few nights previous he’d driven you along the coastline before stopping to watch the sunset on the beach. Whilst you had fallen in love with the serene pink sky, he was staring at you and feeling his heart beat so hard it was fighting its way out of his chest. Now a pink sky reminded him of you and a moment that he’d reserve in a special place in his heart forever.
“I don’t know why, he’s literally my boyfriend but I’m very… nervous I guess? Just so excited to see him.” You babbled on to Shang Chi who concentrated all of his anguish into gripping the steering wheel with great force.
“I’m sure he’ll have missed you.” Shang Chi offered in response. It was all he could think of to say that would help him stay in character of the role he played of being the supportive friend. He knew if he had to go two weeks without seeing you that he would have been driven insane.
“Yeah well, I really missed him too. The bed is too cold without him.” You smiled at the thought of being engulfed in the arms of your love later while Shang Chi swallowed thickly. He would have been more than happy to keep you warm and safe at night.
Upon arrival at the compound, you realised you were still wearing Shang Chi’s jacket. It was like a continuous warm hug from your best friend, which you relished in due to the unforgiving chill in the air. However, it didn’t seem very appropriate to be wearing another man’s jacket to greet your boyfriend after two weeks apart, so you took it off.
“Here, honey,” you handed Shang Chi’s jacket back to him. “Thanks for letting me wear it, you always look out for me.”
“Always will.” Shang Chi mumbled in response, taking his jacket back. Fresh wounds opened up seeing you take his jacket off for his benefit. It made your best friend feel like you were discarding him in favour of your boyfriend.
When the plane landed and your boyfriend emerged, unscathed and forming a cheesy smile at the sight of you (which Shang Chi could only describe as insufferable) you ran up to him and threw your arms around his neck desperately. You didn’t leave an inch on his face un-kissed and he had wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you as close to him as possible.
“Hey, beautiful.” He chuckled, rubbing your back soothingly with his hand.
“Hey, lover.” You said teasingly in between kisses, an inside joke between you both.
I love it when you call me, "Lover"
Ooh, lover
Hearing you call someone else “lover” was an assault on Shang Chi’s emotional state. It was agonising, like he was trapped in Room 101 and his personal torturer had selected this specifically knowing how much it was going to hurt.
Shang Chi had often slipped into a daydream where he imagined a world where you were his. You’d give him the beautiful doe eyes that you had reserved for your boyfriend. You’d hold on to his arm and kiss his cheek while you walked through the farmers market. The two of you would see old couples and lament on how that’s definitely going to be you when you’re older. Most importantly, you’d call him “lover”.
In his head, you would do all the things for him that he’s seen you do for your boyfriend. When Shang Chi wasn’t there, you’d talk about him to your friends with the same glee and cheesy grin with which you talk about your real lover.
Sometimes when you were together and you’d accidentally brush his arm or you hugged him or called him a cute pet name like “honey” or “sweetie”, it would send him into that utopia in his mind where you were his. A little grin would emerge on his face as he pictured a cute scenario of you both together until you would snap him out of it, laughing at how distracted and dazed he could be. The embarrassment would send sharp pains in his chest and stomach, being almost sure that you could see inside his brain and he had been exposed.
He even dreamed about you when he fell asleep at night and would wake up clutching his pillow so tight his fingers hurt. Then, he’d let out some soft cries into the pillow, wishing it was you he was holding on to instead.
Then he’d think about while he was desperate and crying for you, you were probably in the arms of your boyfriend and sleeping softly, without so much as a thought for Shang Chi.
She gives me those eyes when her man's in plain sight
Or am I just mistaken?
You appreciated the moment of having your boyfriend back in your arms, rubbing your thumb along his cheekbone and giving him gentle kisses as he told you just how much he’d missed you. After a while you took his hand and wandered back over to Shang Chi who stood awkwardly, as if waiting to be dismissed by you.
“Thanks for driving my girl up here, man. It’s a long drive back to the city, you’re more than welcome to stay here for the night.” Your boyfriend smiled at Shang Chi and gave him what was intended to be a friendly pat on the shoulder. Shang Chi frowned at the sight of that man’s hands on him and interpreted the act as being patronising. He was sure that your boyfriend knew just how helplessly in love with you that he was. Being with you was him stabbing Shang Chi in the side. Offering him a place to stay the night where there was a chance he’d hear your reunion sex was the knife being twisted.
But it was you that struck the most painful blow. You looked up at him through your lashes with those gorgeous doe eyes that Shang Chi had thought he’d never be on the receiving end of. You raised your eyebrow in anticipation of his response with a soft and inviting smile. You wanted him to stay.
Shang Chi stared at you in disbelief. You were clinging on to your boyfriend’s arm who you hadn’t stopped talking about all night but were giving him those eyes that he’d dreamed about. He cursed himself for having been so desperate to see them because now he had and he wasn’t allowed to reach forward and kiss you. It was his breaking point.
Enough was enough. He knew he had to start the process of self preservation before his heart broke completely.
“No thanks, I’m gonna head home.” Shang Chi replied grumpily and pushed past your boyfriend. It made you scowl, your best friend was never usually abrupt or rude like that. He was outgoing and gentle and cheerful. It set off alarm bells in your head as you followed him with your eyes.
“Well that was just plain weird.” Your boyfriend smirked. When he looked at your expression he could see just how shocked and stung you were at your best friend’s actions. You couldn’t offer an explanation or even an excuse for him and it bothered you. There was something clearly wrong and you hated the idea of being kept in the dark about it.
“I think I’m gonna go check on him. I won’t be long, baby.” You decided and kissed his cheek. He nodded in response and headed into the compound to relax and wait patiently for you to return and take your rightful place in his arms. You turned on your heel and set off after your best friend.
We will break under circumstance in the heat of it all
Can you take all the pressure that is left behind?
Shang Chi mentally berated himself on the way back to the car for having been so rude. He didn’t want to be and it honestly didn’t sit right with him, even if he did find your boyfriend extremely annoying. He had been kicked into touch and survival mode from all of those years of assassin training had taken over. Instincts were telling him he needed to get as far away from you as possible.
Unfortunately, you weren’t letting him get away so easily.
“Wait up! You’re not going anywhere until you explain what that was back there!” You shouted after him as you desperately tried to keep up with him. He took long and efficient strides forwards, knowing that if he could just get to the car, he could drive away and cry his eyes out in the safety of his own company.
“It’s nothing. Go back and see your man. He’s missed you.” He responded.
You managed to catch up and grabbed his arm, moving him to face you. You observed his agonised expression and the tears forming in his eyes, which worried you even more.
“Not until I know you’re okay.” You asserted. “I know you, remember? And I know that something has upset you. So, spill.”
Shang Chi hated to admit it but you were right. He couldn’t just change his behaviour and expect it to go unnoticed by you. You did know him, probably better than anyone - even more than Katy. It was futile trying to hide this from you anymore. It was time to be honest.
“I can’t do this anymore.” He sighed, looking down to avoid your gaze.
“Do what?”
“This. Me and you. I fucking… I love you okay? I love you. And seeing you with him, it really fucks me up because I wish it was me. I know this makes me such a shitty person because you have a boyfriend but I can’t do this anymore. I love you.”
The admission was a cathartic cocktail of painful yet relieved emotions. Finally, you knew and he didn’t have the burden of carrying around this heavy secret anymore. On the other hand, it risked losing you forever.
The confession of love had stunned you into silence. You desperately tried to achieve eye contact with him in search of a sign that he might be joking. You had no such luck; all you could find in his eyes was torment and hurt. He loved you.
“Sweetie, I don’t know what to say…” You began but were unable to finish. You put your brain to work to formulate a thoughtful response but no inspiration took hold. There was no way to make him feel better about this. You couldn’t make him promises or give him the romance movie moment of throwing caution to the wind and pulling him by his jacket for a deep kiss. You already belonged to someone else.
“It’s okay,” Shang Chi said, breaking the awkward silence. “We can talk about it another time but I need to get outta here.”
With that he kissed your forehead lightly and lingered for a second to savour the moment. Slowly, he leaned back and got into his car and took off. You were left standing there, feeling like you had been suffocated. You inhaled a few greedy gulps of air in an attempt to steady yourself and wondered how you would explain what had just happened to your boyfriend. Your brain was on standby as you stood rooted to your spot, trying to process what had just happened.
In the car, Shang Chi fought back furiously at the tears threatening to spill from his eyes. He tried to stifle the lump that was achingly stuck in his throat with the anxiety that he might have just destroyed your friendship. You were the most important person in his life and he had potentially just thrown all of that away. To put it bluntly: it hurt.
He found himself sink back into that unhealthy tendency of daydreaming about you again to avoid facing the severity of the situation at hand. Suddenly, his mind started to ease and his body relaxed.
He walked into his apartment on a bright Saturday morning. The light streamed in from the window to accentuate your beautiful frame as you lay in his bed waiting for him. Shang Chi set down the coffee and bagels he bought the two of you for breakfast and hovered over you to give you a deep and loving kiss.
“Hey, baby.” He smiled against your mouth before you pulled him down on to the bed with you.
“Hey, lover.”
I love it when you call me, "Lover"
Ooh, lover
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what did you call me? ~ xu shang-chi;mcu
word count: 2707
request?: yes!
“can you make one with shang-chi smut with mommy kink ? but only if you are comfortable .”
description: in which they both find out they have a new kink at the same time
pairing: shang-chi x female!reader
warnings: swearing, smut (mommy kink, dom/sub, dom!reader and sub!shang-chi, unprotected sex)
masterlist (one, two)
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When Katy and Shang-Chi call you for a night out, you don’t say no. I mean, you can try, but they’ll come get you and make you come out. Trust me, I’m usually the victim of said nights out.
I had just gotten home from work when my phone rang and the selfie of me and Katy from when we were in high school informed me that she was calling.
“I’m not coming out, Katy,” I said when I answered.
“Come on!” she begged. “Shaun and I just finished getting lectured about how sad our lives are so, you know, that means it’s karaoke time!”
“Sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.”
“(Y/N), please! I’m begging you, come out with us! Pretty please!”
“No Katy. I just got home from work, I don’t want to go out again.”
“You just got home? Perfect timing!”
A knock cam at my apartment door. I rolled my eyes and groaned as I went to open the door. To no one’s surprise, Katy and Shang-Chi were stood there, similar pleading smiles on their faces. I tried to show my annoyance, but it was hard to do that when Shang-Chi was looking at me with that begging look.
The three of us had been friends for years, and in that time I had developed feelings for Shang-Chi. We had grown so close that he confided in me for things he hadn’t even told Katy, like his real name. We had a connection, but I was never sure how deep the connection went for him and I wasn’t about to ruin this friendship by confessing my feelings.
Unfortunately, these feelings made it hard to say no whenever Katy and Shang-Chi asked me to come out. I had never told Katy my feelings for Shang-Chi, but with how often she brought him around whenever she wanted to do something, I was sure she had figured it out on her own.
Finally, I rolled my eyes and motioned for them to come in. “Give me 20 minutes to get ready.”
~~~~~~
I wasn’t sure how long we had been out. Within an hour I was already tipsy, and by two hours I was completely drunk. Katy knew how to hold her alcohol the best out of the three of us, so she was many more drinks deep but not nearly the level of drunk that she should be. Shang-Chi, on the other hand, was also completely wasted.
Katy had sat down with me while Shang-Chi belted out the final verse of Hotel California, the go to for the two of them to sing at least once every karaoke night.
“He needs some water,” Katy said. “He’s gonna feel like shit in the morning.”
“So am I,” I said. “And I have to work tomorrow! Why did I let you convince me to come out?”
Katy looked at me with a smug grin on her face. “Because you love us.”
I tried to playfully roll my eyes at her, but I wasn’t quite sure if it worked due to my drunkenness. I finished the last of my drink and stood from the table. Everything spun for a second, which told me that I also needed to start drinking water to make sure my hangover wasn’t too severe the next day.
“Gotta pee,” I told Katy. “Be back soon.”
I stumbled to the washroom and managed to make it through without any mishaps. After washing my hands, I turned the water to the cold setting and splashed my face a few times. It definitely didn’t sober me up all too much, but the shock of the cold water against my face made things less spiny.
I stepped out of the bathroom and almost ran into Shang-Chi.
“Hey,” I said, “what - ?”
My question was cut off by the feeling of his lips on mine. My heart raced as he pushed me back against the wall, his hands gently cupping my face. I could taste the alcohol against his tongue as it slipped into my mouth and my mind screamed at me to stop; that he was only doing this because he was drunk and we’d both regret it in the morning. But my heart didn’t want me to pull away just yet.
Shang-Chi was the one to pull away first.
“Sorry,” he said as he rested his forehead against mine, but he didn’t look even remotely sorry.
“Don’t be,” I responded. “Want to go back to my place?”
He smiled and nodded eagerly. I giggled and took his arm, leading him back out to the club. Katy was still sat at the same table, watching someone else who had finally gotten a turn to sing in their absences.
“Hey, listen, um,” I started, trying to rack my drunken brain into some excuse. “You’re right, Shang - I mean Shaun and I are totally wasted. I think that I should...I should...um - ”
“Guys, this is a small bar, I saw you making out by the bathrooms,” she told us. “If you’re going home together, just say that.”
Normally I’d feel incredibly embarrassed by that remark, but I was too drunk and too horny to really care. Shang-Chi and I said our goodbyes to Katy and made our way towards my apartment. It was only a short walk away from their usual karaoke bar, but the lack of stable walking made the trek there a lot longer. We would stumble and giggle, and every now and then Shang-Chi would stop me so he could kiss me again.
In all the years I had been crushing on him, I could never imagine how good of a kisser he would be.
As we got back to my apartment, I fumbled with my keys at the door. Shang-Chi’s hands were against my waist and his lips were on my neck, making it even harder to concentrate on putting the key in the lock effectively. Finally, I managed to get the door unlocked and swing it open. I turned to grab Shang-Chi and pull him into my apartment. When the door closed behind him, I pushed him against it and started kissing him again.
I pressed my body against his and could feel the bulge growing against my belly. When I reached between us to teasingly caress him, a moan slipped from Shang-Chi’s lips.
“Fuck, mommy.”
I pulled away from the kiss to look at him in shock. His face started to turn red with embarrassment.
“What did you call me?” I asked.
“Uh...I uh...nothing. It was nothing,” he stuttered. “I...just forget that happened.”
“No, I’m serious. Did you call me what I think you just called me?”
Reluctantly, Shang-Chi nodded. A small smirk formed on my face as I backed away from him.
“Go to my room,” I told him. “Strip down to just your underwear and lay on my bed. Wait for me to come in. Don’t even think about touching yourself. If you do, you will be punished for it.”
His eyes widened as my sudden dominance. I reached up to take hold of his face. “You hear me?”
He nodded.
“Use your words.”
“Yes mommy.”
“Good.” I let go of him and nodded towards my room. “Go.”
He quickly scurried past me towards my bedroom. I could see his face was a mixture of confusion and excitement, and I had to admit I felt the same way. I had never been dominant like that before. It felt strange but it also felt...good. And it definitely felt incredibly sexy to me.
I waited a few minutes before going to my room. I was pleased to find Shang-Chi had followed my instructions; he was laid out on my bed in nothing but his underwear. I smirked at him as he went to sit up and pushed him so he was laying down again. I slowly started climbing up the bed, hoping I looked as seductive as I felt.
I pressed my lips against his for a quick kiss before kissing down his jaw to his neck. I took a second to nip at the skin there, hoping it would leave a mark, before continuing my journey of kissing down his body. I could feel him writhing under me already with every kiss I pressed against his exposed skin. When I got to the waistband of his boxers, he was practically panting in anticipation.
I kissed the still clothed bulge, making him whimper.
“Please,” he said, his voice a low whisper.
“What was that, pet?”  I asked.
“Please, I need to feel you touch me,” he begged.
“Please what?”
“Please mommy.”
Fuck, I won’t get tired of hearing that.
I pulled down his boxers just enough for his member to spring free. I was a bit shocked at how big he was. I took his tip in my mouth and swirled my tongue around it. His back arched in pleasure as a string of moans and whimpers escaped his lips. The salty taste of his pre-cum touched my tongue, which only drove me to want to tease him more.
The desire between my legs was growing to be unbearable. As much as I wanted to tease and watch Shang-Chi melt with pleasure, I wanted to feel him inside of me more than anything.
I pulled away, which caused him to whine. I had never seen Shang-Chi like this before. If this were a different situation, I may have even laughed a little. But I was too turned on to laugh - I did make a mental note to bring it up later on.
I slowly stripped myself of my clothes while Shang-Chi watched. I got down to just my bra and underwear before climbing onto the bed again and straddling his lap. His member brushed against my still clothed core. I was about to pull my underwear to the side when his hands reached out to stop me.
My heart skipped a beat for a second, worried that I had gone too far without noticing.
“I don’t have a condom,” he said.
I let out a sigh of relief masked as a chuckle. “It’s fine. I’m on birth control, or you can pull out if you want.”
“Once I’m in, I don’t think I’ll ever want to come out.”
His words pushed me to finally do what I had been dreaming of for so long. I lined him up with my entrance and slowly sank down on his length. I pressed my lips against his as I took in every inch of him. We both moaned together in pure ecstasy. His hands moved to my hips, digging his fingers into my skin.
“Please move,” he begged.
I was tempted to make him beg more, but now that he was inside of me I wasn’t sure how long I’d be able to last. So I obliged and slowly began to rock my hips. I could feel him so deep inside of me that just these slow movements were enough to drive me wild.
I started to pick up my speed, first just rocking my hips at a quicker pace before starting to bounce on him. Our moans started to pick up and filled not only the room, but the entire apartment. I hoped none of my neighbors were home, or that they slept soundly enough that they wouldn’t hear us.
“Fuck mommy,” he groaned. “I don’t know how long I can last.”
“Sit up,” I told him.
He followed my orders and sat himself up. From this angle, my clit was rubbing against his pelvic area while his dick hit my cervix from a new angle. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders and pulled him in for a kiss as I felt myself hitting my climax. I dug my nails into his back, undoubtably leaving behind red marks for him to see in the morning.
“You can cum,” I said through ragged breath. “Cum in me, baby.”
With my permission, I felt his dick twitch inside of me before he was filling me with his warmth. He lowered his head to my shoulder, wrapping his arms around my back and pressing me to him as his muffled moans vibrated from my shoulder and through my body.
We sat there for a long time, riding out our highs while still pressed against one another. I could finally feel the effects of the alcohol starting to wear off, but not enough for me to start regretting what had happened yet. I knew that would come in the morning when both of us were sober and realized what we had done.
I felt Shang-Chi beginning to move as he rolled us over so I was laying on my back on the bed. He slowly pulled himself out of me and stood up from the bed. He retrieved towels for us to clean ourselves up with before sliding back under the covers next to me. He took me in his arms and pulled me so my head was resting on his chest.
Although I knew it was a bad idea, I let myself melt into him and fell asleep there.
~~~~~~
As to be expected, I woke up the next morning with the worst hangover. So bad that when I tried to open my eyes, the light in the room cause my head to pound as if I had been struck with a baseball bat. I groaned as I pulled the covers up over my face, trying to block out as much sunlight as possible.
Next to me I heard someone chuckle, followed by a voice saying, “You’re really hungover, aren’t you?”
I threw the blanket back and looked over to see Shang-Chi still laid in bed next to me. It took me a moment to remember the events of the night before, but when I did I felt embarrassment run through me.
“Uh...yeah...I guess I am,” I said. I unconsciously pulled the blankets tight around my still naked body.
Noticing this, Shang-Chi raised an eyebrow at me. “I think we’re way past covering up now, don’t you?”
“I guess we are, but...you don’t regret last night?”
“No, not at all. Do you?”
I shook my head, but then groaned at the return of the pounding feeling. “I didn’t, but I thought the whole thing was just like...a drunken hook up for you. I thought you’d regret it in the morning because it was me you slept with.”
He rolled onto his side, propping himself up on his elbow to look down at me.
“(Y/N), have you ever wondered why I’ve always been so open with you about my past? Why I’ve told you things that I’ve never told Katy, and probably won’t tell her for a long time? Or why I always help Katy to convince you to come out for drinks with us whenever she goes?”
“Well, for that last one I just thought it was because you like to go on those nights out with her too.”
He chuckled. “Okay, yeah, that’s part of it. But the other part is that I feel something for you, (Y/N). I have for a long time. But it felt like every time we were alone and we’d start to open up to one another, something would happen. I thought maybe it wasn’t meant to happen, but last night I was just so drunk and I lost all inhibitions so I...I went for the kiss.”
“It was certainly a bold play,” I told him. “Not that I minded or anything, though. I thought it was hot that you took control, even if that didn’t last long.”
It was his turn to flush with embarrassment. “Yeah, I - uh - I don’t know where that came from last night. I’ve never...done anything like that before.”
I giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is safe with me. I mean, as long as you keep calling me that in private that is.”
His face lit up. “So...so you’d be okay with doing this again?”
“Only if you take me out on a date first.”
He cupped my face with his hand and said, “Deal” before pulling me in for another kiss.
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aww in your roomates fic you write about them "liking" each other, you are so cute!! its obvious you are just a kid trying to write porn
hi, so i don't know if you're trying to be demeaning or are just complimenting my writing, but i'll have you know i'm 18, and i've been writing smut for a long time, it's just that i'm also aro-ace and writing hardcore smut makes me uncomfortable. but i have written full smut scenes before, you can check out my masterlist for yourself. i'm still young, i'm still perfecting my writing, hopefully it will be better as time goes by. have a nice day!
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we all have our secrets (5/5) - shangqi x asian!reader
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Summary: The aftermath. Xialing and Y/N should stay six feet apart.
Word count: 3.7k
Warnings: demon blood, mention of sex, fluff, mention of sterility, angst, language, mention of violence
Relationship: Xu Shangqi x asian!reader
Author’s note: Because Shangqi decided to be a reasonable person, I had to cut this story one chapter short, since Y/N and Shangqi were supposed to be more on the outs. Forgive me for being a depressed and empty writer who is lacking the motivation to write fight scenes and stuff like that. Keep a look-out for the epilogue, it reveals some tidbits for a future project.
Reblogs and/or comments are appreciated.
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It was hard to believe that Y/N was able to fend for herself against an army of magical soul suckers. The whole fight felt like a whirlwind in her mind once the flying demon eaters breached through the gate.
At least, Xialing was fighting at her side with her rope dart while Y/N twirled her staff to eliminate as many foes as possible. If the world was ending, she couldn’t wish for a more formidable soldier next to her.
Once the cloud settled from Shangqi's ultimate power move, Y/N breathed shakily. Gory bits of demon flesh rained from the sky before there was only silence.
With her mouth open, Y/N inhaled deeply in shock, at the wet sensation dripping down her hair and face.
Before Y/N could even think about rubbing the side of her face clean, Xialing’s voice yanked her out of her internal musings, “Wow, you’re bathing in demon.”
Y/N turned her body with strained movements while her fingers were tense, afraid of the juices – ugh, even thinking it made her shudder – dripping further. And just like that, she gazed into the unmarred face of Xu Xialing. Oh, how she envied her right now.
“How come you’re—” Y/N waved her fingers in her direction to indicate Xialing's flawless self, even after a violent battle. “—not?”
Xialing shrugged, not losing another thought. “Guess I’m just lucky. I mean, you were literally under a mass of evil soul suckers.”
Y/N stretched out her arms at her sides, trying to see the humor of this situation now that everything was over. “Well, how do I look?”
Smiling indulgently, Xialing assured her with a flirty tone, “You never looked better,” before stepping towards Y/N.
She chuckled, not quite believing her. “If you say so.”
“Come here.” Xialing beckoned her with her index and middle finger on both hands, in an almost dancing motion. Despite those words, Xialing inched closer until they were barely separated by a few inches, Xialing’s soft smile met hers before her fingertips cleaned the residual blood from her skin with a light touch. “You did marvelous out there.”
Y/N gazed into her brown eyes. “Right back at you. Especially that thing you did with your rope dart?”
“You mean when I hit several in the sky at once? It felt spectacular.”
Y/N tilted her head and gazed at her in fascination. “Speaking of the sky, what is it like to ride a dragon by the way?”
Xialing exhaled a dreamy sigh with her eyes closed. “Honestly? Like pure freedom. Almost as good as sex.” At the last word, Xialing smirked wolfishly.
Y/N chuckled and rolled her eyes at Xialing’s aggressive flirt game. “Xialing,” she admonished her with a gravelly grunt.
“Y/N!”
Y/N jumped when she heard Shangqi call out, while feeling Xialing’s fingers linger around her cheeks. Y/N turned her head to glance behind her in anticipation.
Shangqi rushed through the frenzy of the battlefield, as if he was desperately looking for something. The next thing Y/N noticed was his messy hair and a smear of blood against his cheek. Shangqi held his hands to his mouth into an echoing gesture. “Y/N!”
Y/N felt frozen to the spot when Shangqi's brown-eyed gaze stared right at her.
Xialing sighed behind her. “Ever so dramatic.”
Y/N barely registered Xialing’s words when she slowly walked towards him.
Shangqi rushed towards her to close the distance between them.
Getting ready to hug him, surprise filled Y/N at seeing his clenched jaw and the determination on his face. Not knowing what was running through his head.
Shangqi was standing a few feet away from her when, out of nowhere, he pressed his lips against hers with fervor.
Y/N gasped in shock when she felt him cover her cheeks with his hands. It's been far too long since Shangqi kissed her, so she needed some time to react before she lifted her hands until they covered his hands.
Shangqi grunted low in his throat. Inhaling her scent deeply, he pecked her lips not once - but twice - before he nestled his lips against Y/N’s neck and breathed her in. “For a few seconds, the thought hit me that I could have lost you.”
Y/N stroked the back of his head in comfort. “What a horrible way to go. Defeated by flying demons? I’m just glad you’re still alive.”
Y/N slowly lifted Shangqi's lowered head until she could finally look into his eyes again. And seeing the naked vulnerability in them.
Shangqi opened his mouth and the next words coming out of them made Y/N groan out loud, “And you look horrible.”
“God, Yelena. Can’t you just be serious for once?”
Yelena’s green eyes sparkled with mischief. “I am. You’re telling me you were in some magical pocket dimension, fighting dragon demons, utterly drenched in their guts and Shaun – sorry – Shangqi just thought to himself how you looked absolutely perfect?”
Y/N narrowed her eyes before she paused with mistrust lingering in the air. “That name really flowed from your lips, Yelena.”
Yelena pressed her lips together before her expression shifted into an unabashed smirk. “You caught that, didn’t you?” She carelessly shrugged her shoulders. “My background checks are always very thorough. Besides, it wasn’t my secret to tell. I’m not one for drama, you know me.”
While staring at Yelena without blinking, Y/N reached for the straw in her drink sitting on the table between them, as she drank slowly with all the time in the world.
Finally, Yelena yielded when she rolled her eyes. “Okay, fine. Believe it or not, I didn’t want to spoil the budding romance between you two.” She internally groaned at the lovey-dovey word. “Young love, whatever you want to call it. Why didn’t you do a background check on him before?”
Y/N raised her eyebrows. “Sounds romantic.”
“I mean, he could’ve been a HYDRA defector, or something.”
Y/N resisted the urge to roll her eyes at the thought. “Don’t ruin my appetite.”
Yelena took a bite out of her omelet. “So, you just … left?” she inquired before snapping her fingers. “Just like that? No goodbye, no nothing? That’s cold, Y/L/N, even for me.”
A sigh left Y/N at the mention as she leaned back in her seat. “It felt wrong to stay. Everyone was saying their farewell to the people they lost. I felt like an imposter, like I didn’t belong there.”
“I understand.” Yelena nodded and gazed at her thoughtfully. “How was it like? Ta Lo, I mean? Being at such a fantastical place. It sounds almost too good to be true.”
Y/N smiled fondly, remembering all the otherworldly creatures. “Like a world filled with Pokémon.”
Yelena groaned with envy. “Next time, don’t tell me to run. You’re not mad at me that I just left, right?”
Y/N waved her hand. “No hard feelings. Besides, I wanted you to.”
“I kept calling your phone,” Yelena half-explained and half-scolded as a reminder.
“I know,” Y/N assured her, remembering the list of missed calls once she finally crossed that portal back into the real world.
“In that pocket dimension, cell service didn’t seem to be a possibility.” She tilted her head in curiosity once she saw the pondering expression on Yelena’s face. “What’s on your mind?”
“That it sounds too fantastical to be true. Like this is some elaborate story as an excuse why you didn’t pick up your phone.”
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~ Yelena POV ~
“Speaking of picking up your phone,” Yelena added, “I need to call someone. I’ll be right back. You should try the Screwdriver. I hear it’s spectacular at this place.” She pointed towards the aforementioned glass.
“If you say so. Hurry before I drink you dry.”
Yelena chuckled dryly. “I know I said it, but I might have to kill you, if there’s barely any left for me.”
Both joined in empty laughter which bordered on malicious.
With a smirk on her face, Y/N whispered, “Hurry then.” She gulped down half a glass without flinching.
Turning around, Yelena wiped the smirk from her lips, knowing how much Y/N wouldn't back down from a challenge - they both were the same in that regard - and counted on it. She walked in heeled boots towards the street corner which would overlook Y/N in the mirrored window. Yelena's time frame was very limited if she had to guess. She pressed the digits to call a certain someone before she held the device to her ear. “I hear you’re looking for someone.”
“Wh – Who’s this?”
“A concerned friend.”
“You mean a concerned friend who’s trying to sound ominous? Then yes, you certainly got that covered. Stop trying to sound like a blackmailer and tell me what you want.”
Yelena sighed deeply. This was proving to be harder than she initially thought. Eyeing Y/N in the reflection who scarfed down Yelena’s half-eaten omelet, her body almost attacked out of reflex before she thought better of it.
Time was of the essence.
“I hear you’re my sestra’s boyfriend – or lover – whatever you want to call yourself.”
“Don’t—” A sigh left Shangqi. “She never mentioned a sister.”
“Just like you never mentioned your past life? It’s not on me to judge.”
Silence lingered on the other end. “You’re a Black Widow, aren’t you?”
“Oh my, you’re smarter than I gave you credit for.”
Shangqi fell silent. “Uh, that didn’t sound like a compliment.”
Yelena ignored what he said. “You’re in luck because I’m in a giving mood, not to mention I want the best for my sestra. Are you intending to make an honest woman out of Y/N?”
“Uh…”
Yelena snorted with laughter. “I’m kidding. I don’t expect a proposal. I’ll text you a location. You’d better show up in the next five minutes, or you’ll get a very drunk Y/N.”
“What?”
“Bye.” Yelena turned around and glanced at Y/N from under her eyelashes while she sent Shangqi a text with the address to meet.
~Y/N POV~
Yelena stepped back to their outdoor table. “I’m back.” With a smile, she glanced at her plate. “Oh, naughty.” Yelena leaned forward and haphazardly cut into her omelet with a fork, trying the egg herself.
Y/N furrowed her eyebrows. “What is with you?”
Yelena chewed slowly. “What do you mean?”
“All of this. Why are you being … nice? I mean, you’re letting me share your food.”
“All of this. Why are you being … nice? I mean, you’re letting me share your food.”
“We ordered almost a whole buffet.” Yelena widened her arms.
Blinking slowly, Y/N paused in thought before she lost the alcoholic buzz all of a sudden.
“You don’t share food. Ever,” she spoke monotonously.
Yelena supported her chin on her chin as she leaned forward in fascination. “Careful, your paranoia is showing.”
Y/N narrowed her eyes. And with that, the Black Widow’s deflection tactics confirmed her suspicions. Y/N debated with herself what the catch was – there was no sniper on the roof. Perhaps the food was poisoned – it certainly seemed like a Widow’s style, although Yelena was more direct. She was more known for the straightforward knife at the front. Maybe she was trying to sell her out to some intelligence agency.
That had to be it. Keeping her breathing in check as not to arouse suspicion, Y/N realized that both hadn’t talked – only participated in this silent staring contest before fake chuckles left her.
Yelena didn't waste time in joining in and probably knowing how awkward this situation felt.
Y/N tilted her head in silent question when Yelena glanced to the right over her shoulder.
“Okay, I’m here now.”
Y/N turned in her seat with a bewildered expression on her face as she saw an out-of-breath Shangqi appear from behind her, wearing his signature red bomber jacket.
“What?” Y/N faced Yelena again in shock.
Yelena exhaled heavily. “Thank God. I didn’t know how long I could hold her off.”
“That was your secret? I thought you wanted to trade me to some HYDRA subdivision, or something.”
Yelena rolled her eyes. “As if. We’re sisters. Bound by something greater than blood. I don’t betray my family.” Standing up, she added in a jovial tone, “Well, I’m out.”
Y/N exhaled heavily, “Thanks a lot.” She sank into her seat, knowing there was no way out of this situation now.
Yelena sent her a saucy smirk over her shoulder while holding her handbag in a clenched fist. “You’re welcome, malenʹkij pauk. [little spider] Love you.”
Y/N took measured breaths in and out through her mouth. Her trepidation-filled eyes caught Shangqi slowly taking over the vacant seat which Yelena had occupied.
Trying to find the right start into a conversation, Y/N started with the obvious. “So, you’ve met Yelena.”
Shangqi nodded. “She’s a delight,” he muttered under his breath with his head lowered. “I think she just insulted me over the phone actually.”
Before Y/N could sate her curiosity, Shangqi lifted his head again to reveal his expression turning earnest. “You just left. You promised me you would stay, and we’d talk. What happened?”
Y/N sighed loudly at the awkward reminder. “It felt like a personal moment,” she admitted almost reluctantly. “saying goodbye to your loved ones. I didn’t want to barge in on it. Besides, who have I lost in life? You’d need to have a family, loved ones to mourn someone. Someone to love and care about you.”
Shangqi’s shoulders slumped in relief and his Adam's Apple bobbed. A light smile lingered on his lips. “And here I thought you were trying to run. To escape our talk.”
Y/N smiled tiredly. “It’s not that. Just holding it off. What can I say? I’m a procrastinator.”
“What makes you say you didn’t have anyone? You were taken from your mother.”
“Well, she died.” It took her by surprise how quick those words passed her lips. “Normally, I’d say this to make other people uncomfortable, but not with you. She was a single mother, so the Red Room didn’t want to take any chances by getting rid of her.”
“The Russians took enough from you. Taking your mother away from you, your childhood.”
Y/N exhaled and bit her lower lip, not knowing whether and how to even open that Pandora’s Box from the past.
“Are there any other ske – I mean, secrets I should know about?”
Y/N chuckled dryly. “Nice save.”
Shangqi smirked. “I know. I’m very smooth,” he teased, straightening the non-existent wrinkles from his shoulder.
Y/N chose to indulge him. “You sure are.” She turned serious again. “I’m trying to leave all that behind. My life … hasn’t been on the straight and narrow. A lot of things I’m not proud of. I just want to be … a normal girl whose only issues are eating too much junk food and trying to keep a stable relationship.”
Sending Y/N a molten gaze that set her body ablaze, Shangqi whispered, “You’re far from normal.”
“What about you? Any sexual exploits or assassinations to talk about?”
“No, same with me. I just want to live my life. Maybe have my best girl at my side…” He gazed at her from under his eyelashes.
Y/N tilted her head and teased him playfully, “You mean Katy? Didn’t know you were into her. You really are into building a solid foundation before starting a relationship, huh?”
Shangqi vigorously shook his head while explaining, “You know what I mean. I just want you. Living our life together. No pretense. I mean if you’re into that.”
“Very much,” she admitted with a whisper. “But…” All the memories hit her at the mention of secrets, knowing the truth needed to be out in the open, without anything holding her back.
“I won’t be able to give you one of the things you want the most.”
Shangqi narrowed his eyes in expectation.
“A child,” she continued.
Shangqi’s features tightened due to the ominous and yet vague answer.
“The Red Room never saw us as girls or women. We were soldiers, or weapons. We were things and didn't matter. So, they tried to get rid of the possibility of something that belonged to us. A part of our identity.”
Y/N felt her throat drying out, with every heavy breath she had to take. “They didn’t need vulnerabilities. That our alliances would shift.”
Y/N’s body stilled. Warmth blossomed inside her once her gaze fell and lingered on Shangqi’s hand covering hers on the table.
“I’m sorry how much they took from you.”
“I know how much you love kids. And I know I can’t give that to you.” Deep regret was laced in her whispered voice, with every ounce of wishing for things to be different.
Her stomach clenched at the feel of his hand caressing hers. “I don’t care about that. I just want to be happy. With you.” Shangqi’s cheeks reddened once another thought hit him. “And we … have other ways, you know?”
As soon as the deeper meaning behind those words rang true, Y/N’s chuckles wrenched free. She tilted her head, supporting her chin on her clenched fist. “You’re something else, you know that? I mean, we’re already talking about children.”
“Well, I was always too fast for my own good.”
Her eyes glinted with mischief. “Is that supposed to sound sexual?”
“No, I – I swear, no−”
Despite his stuttering words, Y/N smiled fondly. “You’re cute.”
Shangqi exhaled the breath he was holding. “As I keep hearing, but it’s still nice to hear.”
“What do you have planned for today?”
“I don’t know. You want to get some Boba?”
“Always,” she assured him.
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Six months later
~Yelena POV~
The blonde-haired woman shook her head. A smirk adorned her lips once she read the text message lighting up her screen.
“You dog,” Yelena spoke loudly and chuckled gruffly. Her eyes caught the message of her friend again and couldn’t help the mirthful shudders wrecking through her chest.
Second-best assassin: Shangqi is killing me. He’s this close to getting a dog, proposing to me, and adopting two children all in one day. He keeps talking about it. He’s not even being subtle about it. Help me!
Yelena snorted. Sarcasm was apparent in her answer when she replied in a text, “This is what you wanted, right? A dog, white picket fence … What did you do to the poor guy? He seems crazy about you.”
Second-best assassin: Poor him? Poor me. You’re supposed to tell me he’s insane and that I should drop his ass.
Yelena sighed wistfully, immersing herself into daydreams. “Gotta admit, he’s got a cute butt.”
Second-best assassin: Stop staring at my boyfriend’s – soon to be fiancé’s – butt.
“That’s the spirit,” Yelena sent back with a proud smirk. Her body stilled when the screen turned black and a call from a withheld number broke through. All the humor vanished from her face before her thumb hovered over the accept button. Her body erupted with heat as suspicion took hold of her.
With reluctant fingers, Yelena took the call as she spoke brusquely, “Who’s this and how did you get this number?”
The anonymous caller didn’t seem bothered by the tone in her voice and didn’t even miss a beat when she responded, “I’m calling on behalf of a mutual friend.”
Yelena furrowed her eyebrows. “I don’t have friends. There are only allies or enemies.”
The mysterious woman chuckled almost dryly. “So dramatic. I’m just the messenger. And is that any way to talk about your former handler?”
With her phone stilling at her ear, Yelena heart stopped beating before it almost burst through her chest. “How did you –?”
She licked her dry lips. This wasn’t possible. Her voice turned hoarse, betraying her true feelings when Yelena muttered under her breath, “Tatiana’s dead.”
It was true that nothing could’ve vanquished her former handler. A part of her refused to admit the alternative that something could kill the oh-so invulnerable woman, but there weren’t any other reports – even by the other Widows – to reveal her survival.
“The White Widow isn’t easy to kill. And she doesn’t go by that name anymore−”
Her right eye twitched with the budding foreplay. “Why are you calling me?”
“My employer heard you’ve been building an army.”
“I’ve been freeing Widows. I’m not doing it for self-gain,” Yelena corrected the anonymous one vehemently, feeling personally attacked by the arrogance in her robotic voice.
Yelena could basically sense the smirk on the stranger’s face. This was mere seconds before the woman chuckled low in her throat. “What a pity.”
“What do you want? Why wouldn't … the White Widow contact me herself?”
She chose her next words carefully. “My employer has other things to deal with at the moment.”
Yelena frowned in confusion at the peculiar phrasing. Way to sound mysterious. “Such as?” she questioned while tapping her foot impatiently.
“There’s a situation that would demand your immediate attention.”
“I refuse to work for anybody else. The last time I was screwed over, and I’m over that.”
“This involves the well-being of all the remaining Widows.”
This woman was starting to piss her off. Fury bubbled to the surface from the vague words. “Stop talking about them like a fucking robot. Besides, how am I supposed to believe you’re telling the truth? That you’re really working for … Tatiana?”
Silence echoed on the other end for about ten seconds. The longer it remained quiet, Yelena’s heartbeat pulsated in her chest.
“The White Widow was your main handler and she basically raised you.”
Yelena rolled her eyes. “Please, I bet that’s in one of my censored files.”
“When you were a student in the Red Room Academy, the White Widow would break your hand every time you’d fail. You think she did that to punish you for your failures, but in truth she wanted to strengthen your bones.”
Yelena opened her mouth several times before closing it again, feeling speechless at the memory resurfacing. Remembering all the times when Tatiana would break her bones in an almost clinical way, knowing exactly which spot to hit. Remembering her handler’s mask slipping and acknowledging it for one of the only moments of humanity in that godforsaken place.
Almost numb, Yelena whispered, “Where does she want me?”
“You’ll receive word soon. We want you to be ready. If you truly care about the Black Widows staying safe,” she paused with lingering silence before confessing, “And she goes by Talia now.”
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togrowoldinv · 2 years
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Y’all I know I literally started my 1,000 Followers Celebration in March, but I’m going to work on trying to finish those requests because I still have a handful of them to do.
I had gotten really busy with finishing my last semester of college and then taking a personal break, but I’m back to writing and want to finish them.
Thank you to everyone who was following me then and are following me now! 💙 I appreciate all of you so much!
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the-autistic-vulcan · 9 months
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They Called It Puppy Love: Headcanons (Simu!Ken x Shy!Reader)
Request: Hello 💕 I wanna request a Simu!Ken please - Simu!Ken (Barbie) where he's dating a new Barbie shyreader and Barbies & Kens find it adorable that Simu!Ken follows her like a lost puppy and just deeply in love with her, please?
Genre: Fluff
Description: Headcanons for Ken and a timid s/o
a/n: he's so cute <3
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Pre-Relationship:
Upon knowing of Ken's existence in Barbieland, there was a definite: He was a damn show-off
And a cute one on top of it - and that did annoy you
You were a lesser know Barbie that was released and, let's say, didn't fly off the shelves
You were pretty happy in your own little corner by the library and you always kept to yourself
Ken noticed you...eventually
It was another perfect day in Barbieland, you were simply walking on the pier near the beach, your eyes down and not making any move to speak to people
Then he saw you, the beachball bounced off of his head in an instant
He found it quite cute that you were doing anything to avoid talking to people, so, he did what he did best - showed off his beach skills
And with enough oomph in his step, you finally looked up and saw
His smile beaming with comfidence
Was that a wink? Hell yeah!
Your face was bright red, your palms sweaty, your breath quickened - *in squidward's voice* OH NO HE'S HOT!
He then approached you after to talk to you
"Hi, hi there, I'm Ken - you know, from beach?"
"Yeah, I know..."
It may have been only a few sentences after and then he asks
"Do you, uh...do you know how to play volleyball?"
"...No, I'm, um, I'm not a Beach Barbie..."
"Huh...can I teach you?"
And the rest is history
In Relationship:
He follows you around
Not in a 'ooo I like here, let me invade her privacy' kind of way
But he follows you like a lost puppy - all bright-eyed, a big smile on his face and not so subtly praising you for the bare minimum
Like, you could be doing the most basic thing like reading and he's just looking at you with heart eyes
Dates usually consist of watching him do beach things like volleyball, surfing and such
But that doesn't mean he won't do anything else
One of your favourite things to do is to simply sit in silence, enjoying the company of someone else
That soon became a mandatory ritual for the both of you
He calls you "baby, love, sweetie, darling", like, all the basic ones
He also is a GOD at respecting boundaries when they're put in place
He is a touchy-feely guy and he likes to hold you in any way he can and any time he can
But if you quietly tell him 'no', he will immediately move away
But if you're craving a little extra touch, he's more than happy to oblige
This was adorable! Anything you wish to request, go to my inbox!
Please like and reblog! Do not pass this as your own.
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reveluving · 9 months
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Simu!Ken thought— he beaches off for you after one of the Kens or Barbies makes a mean comment about you. And ofc he wins
a/n: HAHAAAAA anon, your mind!! 😭🤌🏻 I decided to make this with both (mean) Ken and Barbie, and did my own lil 'thing' here ;))) thanks, sweetie!! (open to be read as Ryan!Ken, as usual!)
warnings: fluff! (+ teaching meanies a lesson & strong language!)
» fancy reading something new? check out my full m.list!
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It's one thing to genuinely get on Ken's bad side, but it's another if the rest of the Barbieland follow suit. 
Mean Barbie and Ken simultaneously arrived months after your Ken’s departure to find you, becoming the talk of the town in an instant. Though, 90% of the time, it was all for the wrong reasons. 
Mean Barbie was demeaning, having a keen interest in insulting others for their interests and even their appearances. Mean Ken was no better, laughing in the Kens' face and Alan for liking anything that was, in his words, 'too girlish'. 
Basically, they weren’t the best people to vibe with. 
While both Weird Barbie and President Barbie tried their best to be civil with the two, the former was more vocal about her distaste, always giving them the stink eye as though she knew their words only went in one ear and out the other. President Barbie was more subtle, though she made sure to drop reminders about their actions here and there.
So when the mean match overheard the cheers and excitement over the infamous Ken coming back for a visit with his sweetheart, oh, they were not having it. 
But soon, they were going to learn that their actions would, in fact, have consequences.
'Cause as the human saying goes; the more you fuck around, the more you find out.
President Barbie was there to greet you and Ken at the entrance, giving you a motherly hug before giving you a heads up and whispering in your ear about the notorious duo.
Though their behaviour wasn't nearly as bad as what you're used to in the real world, it didn't make them any less unpleasant to be around. Kudos to the Barbies and Kens (+ Midge & Allan!) for trying their best not to leave you alone with the two of them, though!
And it only took your Ken two days to do everyone a favour. 
"Hoo, boy, here we go." Mean Ken scoffed at the sight of your Ken excitedly telling you about the surfboard he oftentimes used back when his whole purpose was to be Ken, "That was the cool guy around here?" 
"Right? And I just don't see what's so special about her." His girl sneered.
"Tell me about it. Should've stayed where she came from like she was supposed to." 
The rest of the Barbies and Kens froze up. They gave Pompadour Ken a quick glance, who was now uncharacteristically quiet.
Oh no. 
Who were they to insult you for being you?  
You've also noticed the two literally talking crap about you, though you were more concerned about Ken.
"Ken," You gently stroked his face, hoping it'll ease the sudden tension in his jaw, "Hey, don't listen to them." 
"Hey, pal!" Mean Ken called out to him, "Wanna show us your lil' beach moves? Maybe tell us what's so special about your girl?" 
Ken didn't speak up. He has millions of reasons why you were extremely special to him, but he learnt from you that losing his cool would be a total win for his opposition. 
But the mean twins didn't take being ignored too kindly.
"Hey, I'm talking to you!" He barked, pushing your Ken. He nearly lost his balance, almost hitting you with the surfboard he was holding. 
It wasn't long before Ken finally lost his cool, swinging the surfboard square in Mean Ken's face. He flew away at an immense height and questionable physics, falling on his back just by the sea. 
Some laughed, others cheered. By now, everyone was watching, even Mermaid Barbie and Ken showed up after hearing about a possible showdown on the Malibu Beach. They shook their heads the way disapproving parents would before waving at you, happy to see a nicer face in town.
"Oh my gosh, Ken!" Mean Barbie squawked, running to her man and shaking his unconscious body a little too aggressively, "What did you do?!" 
"I just gave him what he deserved." Your Ken shrugged, running his fingers through his hair that had messed up when he lost his cool.
"You didn't have to like, punch him!" 
"It was gonna happen eventually," Alan murmured to himself, only to earn sounds and nods of approval from the rest of the Kens and Barbies. Even if Pompadour Ken wasn't the one putting them in their place, someone would've. 
Sure, maybe a dance-off would've been sufficient.
Buuut, then again, it was probably the real-world air that he's been breathing in for so long, so it was only a matter of time before his patience snapped, and it did when they started running their mouths about you.
After all, Mean Ken preferred 'manlier' efforts.
"You're in huge trouble, weirdo!" She hissed, believing your Ken's (necessary) violence could easily banish you two from Barbieland. 
"And what're you gonna do about it?" It was your turn to challenge her, standing closer to her with your arms crossed. You weren't just going to stand there and let her spit venom at your boyfriend, much less at your new friends. 
Just a reminder that your hands were rated E for everyone.
"I'll… I'll…! I'll tell Psycho Barbie!" 
"That won't be necessary." Everyone's heads turned to the side to see Weird Barbie approaching, boots off as she walked on the sandy floor with a delighted smirk on her face, "And that's Weird Barbie to you, missy."
She turned to Pompadour Ken, patting him on the shoulder with a grin, "Good job, kid. Didn't think you had it in you but it's probably that wild human air," She then turned to you with a wink, "You got quite the keeper." 
Ken mirrored her proud smile.
"A little help, doc?" She nodded at Doctor Barbie, who immediately rushed to her side. Weird Barbie pointed behind her with her thumb, "Give that guy a quick scan before the President gets here, will ya?" 
Weird Barbie was no doubt beyond excited to report the two, and with tons of eyes as witnesses. 
"Hey," Your Ken placed his hand on the small of your back, "I'm sorry about that. You wanna head home or…?" 
Ken was less than pleased by the thought of the day being ruined but he'd understand if it had because of the mere presence of the two. Some may call him dramatic, but to you, he was just making sure of your comfort. 
"No, no," You shook your head, resting your head on his chest, "I'm okay." 
The groans and whines of Mean Ken and Barbie respectively as President Barbie berated their actions were just bonuses to the feeling of you against him. Softening him up from what had happened prior like kneading dough ever so gently.
"I recall a certain someone promising to play his guitar around a campfire for me?" You teased him, hoping to lift his spirits.
"I did, didn't I?" He hummed, grabbing his guitar bag that lay on the beach chair before wrapping his other arm around you, "C'mon, I know the perfect place."
He brought you to the spot furthest from the 'busy zone', though that didn't stop his friends from dropping stuff like a blanket, sausages and marshmallows to roast as a thank you for his service. 
All in all, the night ended on a much higher note, with your boyfriend serenading you with romantic and cheesy songs he learnt back in the real world and stuffing yourselves with some good campfire food.
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» a/n: not me imagining the punch scene from the Friday movie for this piece 😭
» more simu!ken content here: 1 – 2
» gorgeous rose divider by @firefly-graphics ♡
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tom-whore-dleston · 2 years
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As my bday month comes to a close, it is safe to say I had an amazing birthday month being blessed with all the amazing writers in my life, along with the equally amazing fics they wrote. These writers put so much heart and soul into these pieces, they deserve as much love as they put into their works. We thank you for your contribution to the fandom 😘
Some of these works are 18+ only so please be respectful of their warnings and boundaries!
Make sure to reblog and comment on these amazing fics! Your feedback and responses are what motivate them to continue writing such beautiful works 💖💖💖
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Fictional Hotties
Xu Shang-Chi/Shangqi
Tantalize by @ussgallifrey
Steven Grant/Marc Spector
Desirous & Condemnation in Disguise by @inklore
Peas Outside the Pod & Chicken and Waffles by @blackbat05
Taste... & The Edge of Oblivion & Put You to Sleep by @wint3r-h3art
Loki Laufeyson
Your Grace by @give-me-a-moose
Poe Dameron
Are You Busy? By @stellarstarwarsimagines
Stephen Strange
Red Wine & Cigarettes by @burnthoneymint
Please Doctor by @/wint3r-h3art
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Real Life Hotties
Simu Liu
Happy Birthday & Karaoke by @tonystarksfavoritedaughter
Strip Poker with Simu by @/wint3r-h3art
“Do you want to go for a drive and listen to Taylor Swift?” “Well for starters, I’m in love with you.” by @togrowoldinv
Tom Holland
Coffee Stains by @little-diable
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dividers by @firefly-graphics
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supercap2319 · 8 months
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Y/N and Ken walked hand and hand towards the beach where their counterparts were waiting for them, but also soaking up some sun. They stood at the top of the sand dunes before Y/N cleared his throat, gaining the attention of the Kens and Y/Ns.
"Attention my fellow Y/Ns and Kens. Ken and I have been to the real world for a couple of days and we've discovered that the men there are very different from here in Barbie Land." Y/N said.
"They have horses and patriarchy!" Ken cried excitedly.
"And we've also discovered that the men beach each off very differently as well. Instead of a well choreographed dance number and song. The men in the real world beach each other off by touching each other's genitals until this white sticky substance comes out."
"It's possibly milk." Ken said.
Tourist Ken/Rival Ken rolled his eyes. "Is that a fact, Ken? Prove it. Show us." All the other Kens and Y/Ns murmured in agreement.
"Wait, you want Ken and me to beach off right in front of you guys?" Y/N asked in surprise.
"Yeah. Unless you're chicken, Ken?" Tourist Ken/Rival Ken taunted.
Ken huffed in defiance as he looked at Y/N. "Come on, Y/N. Let's show them how real men beach off." He pulled his shorts down to reveal a mint green jockstrap as Y/N blushed and pulled his own pants down as he and Ken started to beach off for their counterparts.
"See? This is how you beach someone off, Ken!" Beach Ken snapped in between moans.
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notyourhetloki · 9 months
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Simu ken pls cuz i love ur writing
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Reader: gender neutral
/Simu!Ken x Doll!Reader/
A/N: Aww thank you so much! This one's short and sweet but I hope you like it! Let me know if you'd like anything more ;)
Warnings: none, just fluff!
First of all, Ken had his eyes on you since the first day you arrived at Barbieland.
His plastic chest ached with feelings too big to describe (could it be love at first sight?).
Ken gathered all his courage and walked up to you, waving and smiling nervously as he spoke: "Hi, (Y/N)! Welcome to Barbieland! Would... would you like me to show you around?"
When you said yes, his smile grew even bigger and he offered you his hand in a burst of confidence, and you gladly accepted.
You've been practically inseparable ever since.
Ken followed you around everywhere, not missing a single detail in your day... he made sure you got comfortable in your new routine.
And oh, when you went to the beach, it was his time to shine.
He would do anything for your attention (and he made sure Gosling!Ken was looking at how cool he was).
"(Y/N)! Check me out!" Ken would shout, before doing a series of backflips and landing perfectly on the sand.
"Wow! That was amazing, Ken!" You encouraged, truly amazed by his skills.
As days went by, you two became closer friends and eventually... something more.
Ken would be confident enough to flirt with you, and you wouldn't mind it at all. In fact, you really liked it... and when you flirted back, he blushed and got all nervous not knowing what to do.
Ultimately, he decided to go for it. You were at your door saying your goodbyes when he leaned in, expecting a kiss...
Which you retributed! Leaning in as well, you gave him a gentle peck on the lips and a light squeeze on his shoulder.
Ken looked at you with starry eyes, a soft expression that made your chest flutter (your plastic heart was in love!).
While you both giggled looking at each other, he took your hands and held them tight, asking a very simple question: "Does that make me your boyfriend?"
"Sure, Ken!" You softly said through a smile. Yes, that seemed about right!
"Nice..." He barely managed to contain his excitement. "So... see you tomorrow, babe?" (he couldn't help calling you that)
"And all the days after that." ♡
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idy-ll-ique · 2 years
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2nd Birthday!!!
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damn it i missed my second birthday 😭
happy birthday to my blog! 🎉
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