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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Oh my lord, I just saw a thing on Pinterest that said: Of course I cum fast- I'm a busy man. I have places to be.

And first of all- hysterical. 10 out of 10. This man will not be shamed.

Second of all, of course- Here are the Horror Men I think would abandon you after cumming themselves VS The ones that would never leave you high and dry like that (Indented):

Warnings: Orgasm denial, selfish fucking/loving

(Most of) These men in this post:

Animal The Cannibal: If Manny calls on him I bet he would go 😅 Sorryyyyy.

Billy Loomis: He likes the feeling of you cumming around him too much for that. Don't get me wrong- he is a pretty selfish lover. It's just that, part of his pleasure happens to come from yours.

Bo Sinclair: Nahhhhh. It's not that he's wanting to be kind to you- he just thinks it's a mark of a sissy if he can't get his lover to cum for him. It's for bragging rights.

Bubba Sawyer: Yeahh... sorry Y/N. If one of his brothers call on him he will ALWAYS go.

Candyman: Look, its not always!, so don't get me wrong- Daniel is a good lover. I'm sure he is. But at times he just... doesn't have the time 😅

Captain Spaulding: Sorry doll, he's got like 3 insane middle aged children running about not cleaning up their messes and he's gotta get on that shit XD

Chop Top Sawyer: If you've got his attention, which you certainly do if you're engaging in sex with him, then he's all yours. He's all for you.

Chucky Lee Ray: He's full of bullshit but he is also quite busy so... take this as you will.

Dr Suave: Ain't nothin' gonna keep him from the face you're gonna make sweet thing... (*Cough* Sweet talker)

Drayton Sawyer: GENUINLEY REAL BUSY!! He'd stay if he could!! Don't sulk though, he'll get pissy at you.

Freddy Krueger: Damn, you're waking up! Well- Goodluck!~ (This asshole)

Harper Alexander: This man is Buckman's bitch- he literally pimps himself out for him 😅 So... yeah... Maybe you could talk to Buckman? Ask him not to call on Harper during the hours of 5-8pm On Friday Nights please??? 😆

Inkubus: Not his style.

Jack Dante: It depends on where his head is. It's hard to keep him in one place for long- if he's got his head in the clouds, his show is on, or he's got 'work to do', he'll literally just take care of himself and then fuck off. (If you manage to hold his attention though he WILL go until you fall asleep and then be there waiting when you wake up again. Stamina for days, I swear).

Jason Voorhees: The chances are, if you've gotten Jason to engage in... the act!!... then its gonna be all about you, anyway. He might not want to cum. It's in his nature to take care of the people he loves, anyway. So it's kinda the other way around, here... but voluntarily.

Jedidiah Sawyer: Too sweet. Plus, without a family shooing him this way and that anymore, he's suddenly got so much more time on his hands! Haha.

Jerry Dandridge: If he's sleeping with you his full attention is on you, and very little will have to power to stop it.

Kieran Wilcox: I love the idea that this too-cool-for-school, bastard guy- has really bad stamina (: So (: Yeah (:

Leslie Vernon: This asshole 😅 He's like sorry sweetie, I have preparations to do, *Forehead kiss*, love you so much, see ya! (He's being genuine, too. This is not a line because he's being lazy or selfish- He gets tunnel vision something fierce).

Lester Sinclair: I swear he hates leaving you unfulfilled, he really really hates it, but sometimes he just needs a little something to keep him happy before going to see his brothers and he doesn't have time to take care of you. He will when he gets back!! He promises.

Max Grief: He just wouldn't wanna leave you displeased. He wants to make you happy (:

Mayor Buckman: This one genuinly makes me laugh XD This man, oh my lord. Someone will knock on the door and he'll be OFF- forgetting in his eagerness to be do Town Duties that he first has duties to you goddamnit!-

Mental Manny: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a dick. I'm sorry, but a dick appointment with Manny is just that- an appointment. And like any asshole with an appointment book he will decide once he's got what he wanted out of the transaction that oh, sorry, time is up! He has to go preach to some devotees for an hour. Bye sweetheart!~

Michael Myers: You just know he would. He does not care.

Mickey Altieri: Just not a selfish lover. It's equal with him.

Midnight Man: He might think its a game... 😅

Monty Hewitt: Well fuck, who knows what Hoyt might saw off him if he ignores him this time?? Please believe him when he says he wants to stay though, he really fucking does.

Otis B Driftwood: 'I'll go around back and take control, like I always fucken do'- Otis has clearly got a complex for being the Big Man in Charge, yes. And this is part of the reason he will leave you high and dry... the other part though is him being a DICK.

Patrick Bateman: Like Michael, he doesn't care. You can finish up yourself while he gets his keto dinner started.

Pennywise: I feel like with Penny its marathon sex or it's nothin', so yeah you're gonna cum. Do not fear.

Rocco The Clown: No way in hell will anyone ever tear him away from you. Oh, no. He (And I) would like to see them try.

SHERIFF HOYT: BECAUSE HE'S SHERIFF HOYT. HE IS EXACTLY THAT PINTEREST QUOTE.

Stu Macher: Would also genuinely say that 😅 Will answer every beck and call of Billy's and so thinks he's a very busy man. Call him back though and he probably will listen to you. Sorry Billy.

Stuart Lloyd: Okay- this man has probably not had sex for a LONG time- if ever. So yeah- even the muse gets ignored during that time XDD 😅 He~ is~ desperate (:

DBD The Clown: Sometimes he's too tired, which is understandable I suppose, but the asshole part?? He giggles about it. I mean, after that he coughs because he has not taken care of his body, but first he definetly giggles =_=

DBD The Deathslinger: He ain't as young as he once was- you just gotta give him a moment to breath XD Usually. Sometimes he will just smirk at you and leave, though. Cuz he's an EVIL COWBOY.

The Djinn: Not his style- Part 2.

The Man: He just would =_=

The Taxidermist: Like Stuart he is has been very dry for a very long time and he is NOT about to mess up this chance.

Thomas Hewitt: I would say he's the same as Bubba... but Thomas is a little tougher. Unless Luda Mae tried to call him away... you're good. He'll always finish you off before answering anyone else. (And Luda Mae wants grandbabies too much to pull him away XDD )

Vincent Sinclair: Sex is a whole night with him. He will have planned to have the whole evening and through the night without an interruption, so you don't run into any problems like this ^^

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Nahhhhhhh. He's likin' what's going on here too much. Not even Otis on cocaine with a gun will separate him from you.

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audristarzz · 3 months

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fame dr tweets !

#my life with the walter boys #shifting community #isaac arellanes #emma myers #jenna ortega #jack champion #fame dr #shifting realities #reality shifter #wensday addams #enid sinclair

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rekiilysm · 2 years

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ETHEREAL: Ch1

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⇨ 「pairing— steve harrington x fem!henderson!reader」

⇨ 「a/n— heyo! in honor of 100 followers and my birthday, i’m posting my steve harrington fic onto here! it’s also on my wattpad @/hookedfor_wdw. also you guys asked for it, so here ya go! enjoy!」

⇨ 「warnings— some cursing but that’s it」

⇨ 「word count— 2.3k」

CHAPTER ONE: THE VANISHING OF WILL BYERS PT. 1

"Something is coming. Something hungry for blood," Mike says, getting us all on the edge of our seats. "A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. it is almost here," he says looking at us.

"What is it?" Will asks looking around at all of us.

"What if it's the demogorgon? Oh jesus, we're so screwed if it's the demogorgon," Dustin mumbles worriedly.

"We're screwed, oh we're screwed!" I exclaim wiping my face with my hand.

"It's not the demogorgon," Lucas spat at us.

"An army of troglodytes charge into the chamber!" Mike exclaims before slamming a figurine on the table.

"Troglodytes?" me and my brother Dustin both ask at the same time confused.

"Told ya," Lucas remarks at us, making me glare at him.

"Don't speak so soon," I say to him before turning to Mike.

Mike turns around nervous, "Wait a minute. Did you hear that? That.. sound? Boom.. boom.. BOOM!" he slams his hand on the table, making all of us jump. "That didn't come from the troglodytes, no, that.. that came from something else," he says suspiciously. It's gotta be the demogorgon.. "The demogorgon!" Mike slams the demogorgon figurine onto the table, causing havoc between the four of us. Mike watches us amused at our panicking.

"We're in deep shit," Dustin mumbles and I nod.

"I knew it.." I whisper to myself before looking at Will.

"Will, your action!" Mike exclaims to Will, making Will shrug.

"I don't know!" Will says panicked, definitely feeling the pressure.

"Fireball him!" Lucas yells to will, hoping that Will will fireball the demogorgon.

"I'd have to roll a 13 or higher!" Will panics, not knowing what to do.

"Too risky. Cast a protection spell!" I say to the shaken boy.

Lucas looks over to me annoyed before looking back to Will, "Don't be a pussy. Fireball him!" I glare at Lucas before turning to Will again.

"Cast protection!" I exclaim over Lucas' banter.

"The demogorgon is tired of your silly human bickering! It stomps towards you.. boom!" Mike says to me and Lucas mainly, but to everyone. We all start to panic more.

"Fireball him, Will!" Lucas yells at the poor boy.

"Another stomp. BOOM!" Mike shouts again to us as a warning.

"Cast protection," I say a bit softer to Will, hoping to calm his nerves a bit.

"He roars in anger!" Mike yells as we all glance at him before looking back to Will worriedly.

"Fireball!" Will exclaims before throwing the dice. They roll onto the floor, making us scatter to find the dice. "Oh shit!" he hollers before ducking down to look for the missing dice. I groan, knowing that i lost the small fight with Lucas.

"Where'd it go? Where is it?" Lucas says before all of us get up to look for the dice. I crouch down on my knees and start searching for the dice.

"I don't know!" Will says, not taking his eyes off of the ground. His hands moving across the floor, trying and hoping to feel the dice underneath his hands.

"Is it a 13?" I ask, continuing my search for this stupid dice. But the 'stupid dice' was the key and possible hope to defeat the demogorgon.

"I don't know!" Will says again, a bit more aggravated.

"Where is it?" Lucas groans, annoyed that we can't find this piece of plastic.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!" Dustin exclaims panicked, his eyes glued to the floor.

"Mike? Mike!" we hear a voice holler from upstairs; it was Mike's mother, Karen. We ignore the yell, still looking for the dice that determines our future in this campaign.

"Can you find it yet?" Lucas asks Will, still searching for the damn dice.

"No, I can't find it!" Will exclaims, making me nod and sit on my knees.

"I can't find it either," I say to the boys, making them sigh and groan.

"Mike!" Karen Wheeler yells again, this time opening the door to the basement. Mike is standing at the bottom of the stairs, still looking but also looking up to his mom.

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" Dustin yells, running a hand through his hair. I sigh and do the same, getting my hair out of my face.

"Mom, we're in the middle of a campaign!" Mike yells to his mother from the bottom of the stairs.

"You mean the end? Fifteen after," she says pointing to her watch before walking away. Mike runs up the stairs after her while we continue to look for the dice.

"Oh my god! Freaking idiot!" Lucas exclaims before running a hand over his face.

"Why do we have to go?" Will says sadly, wishing we could stay longer. Will ducks under a table gasping, making us all turn to him. "Oh i got it! Does the seven count?" he asks as Lucas looks at him and shakes his head.

"It was a seven? Did Mike see it?" Lucas asks Will, Will shaking his head. "Then it doesn't count." I sigh and walk over to my backpack. I place all my belongings back into it before zipping it up tightly.

Dustin picks up a pizza box, "Yo, hey guys. Does anyone want this?" He opens the box and holds it up. We all shake our heads, making his sigh before walking up the stairs.

We all get our stuff together and head upstairs, biding Mrs. Wheeler a 'goodbye' before walking out the door. I go to mike's back carport, grabbing my bike from where it was standing, waiting for my brother.

"There's something wrong with your sister," Dustin says to Mike while walking over to his own bike.

"What are you talking about?" Mike turns and asks Dustin.

"She's got a stick up her butt," he says to Mike, making me snicker and nod.

"Yeah, it's because she's been dating that douchebag, Steve Harrington," Lucas spat with a snicker. I roll my eyes at the thought of the king of the school. Sure, he was an asshole, but he wasn't always one. We never talked, but I've 'known' him since elementary school; he never saw me though.

"Yeah she's turning into a real jerk," Dustin says annoyed at the thought.

"She's always been a jerk," Mike replies to Dustin. I shake my head.

"Not always, she used to be pretty cool," I say and the boys look over to me. Me and the boys hop on our bikes getting ready to leave.

"Like that time she and Y/n dressed up as elves for our elder tree campaign," Dustin says to Mike.

"Four years ago!" Mike exclaims to my curly-haired brother.

Dustin shrugged, "Just sayin."

"Later," Lucas says before peddling off to his own home for the night. We all bid our goodbyes as well before riding off to our house. Will stayed back for a moment, but eventually caught up with us. "Goodnight ladies," Lucas snickered before turning into his driveway.

"'night, shithead," I say to Lucas, making his roll his eyes at my response.

"Kiss your mom 'night for me," Dustin smirks at Lucas before Lucas rolls his eyes and puts his bike away. We ride away from Lucas' house, "Race you back to our place? Winner gets a comic," Dustin says to Will.

"Any comic?" Will asks Dustin, raising an eyebrow. Dustin replies with a 'yeah' before Will speeds up ahead of Dustin. I chuckle, hoping that Will will win.

"Hey! Hey! I didn't say 'go'! Get back here, I'm gonna kill you!" Dustin exclaims to the small brunette, who is already way ahead of Dustin.

Will passes our house before yelling, "I'll take your X-Men 134!" I laugh, glad that Will won. Dustin needed to get rid of some of his comics anyway.

We stop at our house with Dustin panting, "Son of a bitch."

I laugh and pat Dustin on the back, "Let's go to sleep kiddo." He nods as we pull our bikes into the carport and lock them up for the night. "I hope Will made it home safe," I mumble to Dustin.

Dustin patted me on the back, "I'm sure he'll be fine." I nod as we made our way into our house. Mom was fast asleep on her recliner watching TV with Mews on her lap. I bend over and place a light kiss on her cheek. Dustin made his way to his room, shutting it for the night. "'night sis," he says to me and smiles.

"Goodnight Dusty," I reply before walking into the kitchen, opening the cupboard. I grab a cup from it before closing it, then I walk over to the fridge and get some water from it. I down the water slowly, my throat dry from all the yelling and hollering at tonight's campaign. As I finish my water, I place the cup in the sink and fill it up with water.

Sighing, I make my way to the bathroom to brush my teeth. After doing that, I walk over to my room, which was right across the hall from the bathroom. I close the door behind me before stripping out of my clothes and putting on my clothes pjs. I'm so tired, I thought to myself before walking over to my comfy bed. I pulled back the comforter, sliding in between my sheets comfortably. I pull the duvet and sheet over my tense body, making me relax. I tug on a stuffed animal Dustin got me for my birthday years ago, cuddling into it before closing my eyes, falling into the deep void of sleep.

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I woke up from the phone ringing in the other room, I groan before making my way into the living room to answer it. I groggily stumble through the hallway, my eyes barely open, not even seeing my mother and little brother at the kitchen table. I pick up the phone, "Y'ello?" I say tiredly into the phone.

"Y/n?" Joyce's worried voice spoke from the other side of the phone.

"Joyce? Is everything okay?" I ask, a little more awake now that I heard Joyce's panicked manner.

"Uhm, yeah. I was just wondering.. did will spend the night over there last night?" She asks, making me a bit worried myself.

"No, me and Dustin saw him go home. Why? Is everything alright?" I ask Joyce, getting a little bit more worried.

"Yeah, I'm sure he went to school early is all," she spoke, sounding like she wanted that to be the case.

"That makes sense. If you need anything at all, please call. I'll always be in touch , Joyce," I say, making her nervously chuckle.

"Of course, thank you, Y/n," she says, and before I could reply, she hung up. I look at the phone suspiciously, raising an eyebrow at Joyce's weird behavior. I shrug, putting the phone back.

"Who was it, Y/n/n?" mom asks me curiously.

I turn to her and walk over to the table, "Just Joyce. She was wondering if Will stayed over.." I explain to mom and Dustin. I look over to my brother, "She seemed worried. Make sure to check on Will when you get to school." Dustin nods as I sit down next to him. I grab some cereal that was on the table and pour it into my bowl, grabbing the milk once I got the amount I wanted. I pour the milk in the bowl, grabbing a spoon as soon as I put the milk down. I glance over to the clock by the oven, seeing that i woke up a bit late. "Oh shit, we're gonna be late," I say before shoveling down spoonfuls of cereal.

"Language," mom whines as I finish my cereal.

I push my chair back and get up, "Sorry momma." I walk over to the sink and fill up my bowl with water before setting it down in the sink. "I'll wash it later," I say before running off to my room. I quickly open my drawer, grabbing a pair of baggy jeans and a random shirt. I throw them on, along with my socks and shoes. I then open my door and run into the bathroom and brush my hair and teeth. After doing so, I grab my backpack and rush into the living room, only to see Dustin finishing his cereal as slow as he possibly could. "C'mon kid! We're both going to be late!" I exclaim before grabbing my keys off the counter.

He groans, "Okay, okay, woman, jesus!" he grabs his backpack and I blow a kiss to mom.

"Bye mom, love you!" I exclaim before rushing out the door. I jog over to the drivers side door before unlocking it and hopping in. Dustin gets in the passenger side, sitting his backpack in the back seat. I turn my key in the ignition, making the car roar. I toss my backpack to the back seat before turning around.

"Y/n, chill! We're not going to be late, just chill out," Dustin soothes me, trying to calm me down.

I sigh, "You're right, Dusty." I gently pull the gearshift in reverse, pulling the car out of the driveway and into the road. I groan, "I feel like today is gonna suck." I say to Dustin, putting my chin against the steering wheel as I drove down the road to our schools.

"Why?" he asks, turning to me with an eyebrow raised.

"I don't know, I just feel like something's wrong," I reply, my gut feeling deep as I continue to drive. I hope i'm wrong about today.. I think to myself, hoping that everything will go smoothly and be safe and sound at school.

#steve harrington stranger things #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington x henderson reader #steve harrington x you #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x henderson!reader #steve harrington #stranger things #ethereal #rekiilysm #joe keery #kurt kunkle #walter mckey #joe keery x reader #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #will byers #steve the hair harrington

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starlightshadowsworld · 1 year

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Keep seeing the Hc of Steve Harrington being a triplet.

With his brothers being Joe Kerry's other characters.

Kurt Knuckle from Spree and Walter "Keys" Mckeys from Free guy.

My take on the idea is that the boys are orphans.

Their parents were involved in a car accident and the boys were taken to and raised in an orphanage.

The Harringtons adopted Steve, they could've taken the other 2 boys but refused.

Keys managed to track down Steve and they've all kept in contact in secret.

Because the Harringtons did not approve of Steve talking about his brothers. As they didn't want anyone to know Steve wasn't biologically theirs.

Steve tried to send as much money as he could to his siblings, allowing them to run off from the orphanage and rent out a place.

He got caught by his father, didn't end well for him but he never told them where the money went.

Keys is a freelance coder and developer and Kurt is a taxi driver/stand up comedian.

They meet up as much as they can but with the upside down shit going down they stop seeing Steve so much.

They both miss him dearly.

And know something is up.

Because when they do see Steve he's always covered in injuries. Steve brushes them off, blaming it on sports but they worry about him.

Steve is the middle child.

Keys is the oldest and Kurt is the youngest.

Deep down they share Steve's protectiveness for those he cares about.

They find out about everything after Starcourt, as Keys had changed Steve's emergency contact to him.

Once Steve let it slip his parents never show up.

Both Keys and Kurt have been threatened against coming anywhere near Hawkins by the Harringtons.

But as soon as Keys is called the hospital that Steve was bought in critical condition, both speed their.

Literally, Kurt drove like a madman. And for once Keys didn't complain.

Both burst into Hawkins General and we're immediately on guard seeing the people in Steve's room.

"... Are you guys seeing this?" Asked Dustin, looking at the duo in confusion.

Kurt ignored him, pushing past everyone and making a beeline for Steve and holding onto his hand.

"He's alive..."

Keys let out a breathe he didn't realise he was holding. Running a hand through his hair.

"Get away from hi- what the hell?!"

Kurt, not fond of anyone trying to make him leave Steve's side had pulled a large butchers knife.

.. From somewhere.

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME OR MY BROTHER AGAIN!"

Everyone began freaking out.

Minus Steve and Keys.

Keys just sighed, tiredly. He needed some coffee, and stat. "Kurt, put the knife away. You don't wanna get us kicked out do you?"

Suprisingly to everyone else it worked. Kurt put the knife away, pouting like a kid but didn't move to attack anyone.

"....Wait, brother? Steve has brothers?" Asked Robin.

"No we just happen to look exactly like him... yes we're his brothers. Im Keys, this is Kurt." Said Keys, sitting down on Steve's other side and running a hand through his hair.

"How come we didn't know about you?" Asked Dustin, curious.

"Pfft, we're a secret. No ones supposed to know we exist." Said Kurt "but Stevie bee got hurt so..." his smile fell instantly.

"So we're here" finished Keys.

It was that moment Steve began whimpering, pleading for help and that he worked for Scoops Ahoy.

Kurt whimpered, poking Steve's cheek "Stevie, steeevie wake up. Your having a bad dream."

"... Kurt?"

Kurt grinned, he changed moods so quickly it gave everyone else whiplash "the one and only. Mr Partypooper is here too."

He eeped as Keys shot him a deadpan look and swatted his head.

"Keys...kurt...what you.." Steve cut himself off by coughing, hiding his side in pain.

Both immediately stopped their antics, nothing but worry on their faces.

Steve was always the toughest of them all, the strongest and it hurt seeing their big little brother like this.

"It's okay" hummed Robin, managing to soothe Steve back to sleep.

Any distrust the brothers had of her vanished instantly at that.

Keys turned to them all, thoughtfully. "I heard this was from a fire... So do you mind telling me what really happened. Steve seems to like you all, so I'd hate to hurt you."

"But if your lying..." Said Kurt, in a sing song voice twirling his knife.

"It all started in 83"

#Scenes missing: Kurt being terrified of Erica Sinclair #Harrington triplets hc #I guess #kurt kunkle #kurtsworld96 #spree movie #free guy #keys mckey #walter keys mckey #Steve harrington #Stranger things #Robin Buckley #dustin henderson

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ravenirene · 1 year

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Idk a whole lot of mlm enemies to lovers ships off the top of my head srry

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strnger1985 · 3 months

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in s5 i want an episode set in 1959 like i need it🙏🙏

i just wanna see the parents as teens like i need it

seeing it in the theatre isn’t enough for me

#stranger things #stranger things 5 #karen wheeler #the first shadow #st: tfs #ted wheeler #sue sinclair #claudia henderson #jim hopper #joyce x karen #joyce byers #walter henderson #season 5 patty come home!!

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luxerit · 4 months

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Cheerleader Karen is everything to me

#st the first shadow #stranger things #henry creel #karen wheeler #walter henderson #charles sinclair

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imperfectfragilediary · 3 months

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L'Uomo Vogue 1994

Jeff Goldblum by Walter Chin

Styled by Paul Sinclaire

#L'Uomo Vogue #Jeff Goldblum #Walter Chin #Paul Sinclaire

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justdealingwithsomeissues · 1 year

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Wooooof this is rough... Bruce brought his best friend into a war, and in the process Rick murdered the leader of an entire nation...... this is 100% his fault... and look at that last panel... he KNOWS it is his fault...

#Marvel #Hulk #Bruce Banner ~ Professor #Rick Jones #Rahne Sinclair ~ Wolfsbane #Walter Charles ~ Ulysses #Alex Summers ~ Havok #Valerie Cooper

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phongdraws · 1 year

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Netflix clipboard doodles/sketches while binging shows :P

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dare-g · 7 months

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Books 51-60 of the year 📚

#read in 2023 #laszlo krasznahorkai #walter gropius #peter eisenman #upton sinclair #j.g. ballard #stefan zweig #mark leyner #jon fosse #lydia chukovskaya #christopher golden #jg ballard #talks

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Horror Villains and: What They Would Put in the Hat

(The 7 Minutes in Heaven hat)

This was pretty much inspired by This post by @your-mxnd-is-mxne ! ^^

Warnings: Cursing and gore (As in limbs being put in the hat)

Animal the Cannibal: A potato peeler. BE CAREFUL.

Baby Firefly: A cute scrunchie. Put it in your hair!! She thinks you'll look so cute ^^ If you don't have hair/its too short, you can put it in hers! ^^ (So basically you win everything)

Billy Loomis: A folded up poster for the local cinema's horror night. They're playing Psycho, The Birds and then Psycho 2 Back-To-Back.

Bo Sinclair: Little plyers. he never leaves home without them, so you better give them back! Play nice and he may use them on you *cough*

Bubba Sawyer: A pig femur... its not clean...

Candyman: A little leather bound journal with his poetry in it. If he likes you, maybe he'll read you some!!

Captain Spaulding: A pamphlet for his shop! He'd just fucken love to show you around.

Carrie White: A pencil. She wasn't sure and she didn't have a whole lot on her! she hopes that's okay ^^

Chop Top Sawyer: His sunnies! Not his wig, that's special. But you got his glasses! He even wants to see you put them on.

Chucky Lee Ray: He put his whole damn shoe in there. I mean, he's a doll. Why not? // If he's in his human form, though, maybe... a... condom...

BONUS for @your-mxnd-is-mxne because its their idea in the first place ^^ Daddy Hall- *cough* I mean Doc Halloran!: Bullet casing. Its, oddly enough, the only thing that was in his pockets?? 😅 After all he is only here to hunt Leslie- see if you can distract him, though.

Dr Suave: A pack of tooth floss from his pocket. He's a dentist, what do you expect from him?

Drayton Sawyer: The keys to the chilly van (Its all he had on him). He's gonna want them back.

Freddy Krueger: A scrap oh his sweater and it turns to dirty brown dust as soon as you see what it is.

Granny Boone: Buckman's initialed handkerchief.

Harper Alexander: A twig that's been widdled a whole bunch. It may snap in your hand- don't you worry, he don't mind ^^

Inkubus: Ripped piece of paper with a backwards K scribbled into it. You get ink stains on your fingers.

Jack Dante: An action figure! Probably He-Man or something. You can play with it for now but you're gonna give it back when he goes home.

Jason Voorhees: A chunk of moss. Its squishy and fresh.

Jedidiah Sawyer: A tie! He's a well dressed man and always brings an extra XD

Jennifer Check: Cherry Coke Chapstick! You know she's that super cool person who had all the branded soda flavours. And she may even apply some to you~

Jerry Dandridge: His scarf. And its cold- why don't you wear it for a while?~ He's very charming. And this is the man you're gonna get stuck in a closet alone with for nearly 10 minutes! Goodluck-

Leslie Vernon: His mask. He's gotta spread the word!! Make sure people know who he is! This felt like a marketing opportunity.

Lester Sinclair: That grizzly lookin' knife of his. Listen to him chat about it and he'll love you forever.

Luda Mae Hewitt: Wooden spoon. Her logic? If she goes in there with someone iffy she can beat them with it.

Max Grief: Cassette tape out of his car. He wasnt sure what to really put in, so, *shrug*

Mayor Buckman: Boone's initialed handkerchief (Yeahhhh, they're cute like that XD).

Mental Manny: Straw twisted and bent into the shape of some satanic symbol. You feel uncomfortable holding it. But oh, he wants you to have it now~~ A gift.

Michael Myers: Someone's ear.

Mickey Altieri: A snack. Like a cookie from a vending machine or a pack of 2 minute noodles. You can have it, no worries.

Midnight Man: The page with the names on it. ... wanna play a game?

Miss Quinn: Her hand mirror. Come on now, sweetheart!!~ We'll make you look pretty.

Monty Hewitt: A screwdriver. You got anything he can fix up rela quick? He doesn't mind, if it means he can get away from Hoyt for a bit.

Otis B. Driftwood: You don't wanna know. I'm not telling you. Put it down.

Pamela Voorhees: Her drivers licence. She was looking in her wallet and thought it was logical- plus she sure as hell wasn't putting in her polaroid of Jason.

Patrick Bateman: His card, of course. Its so damn crisp- you get a paper cut.

Pennywise: A horn! Honk honk!

Rocco the Clown: Some poor bastard's kneecap. Yes. A kneecap. And I still won't tell you what Otis put in the hat.

Roman Bridger: A very fancy pen. The kind thats like 50 dollars for one. It's for signing contracts but he likes to show off that he has it.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr: 'His' sheriff's badge! He wants you to comment on it, too- call him Sheriff Hoyt- stroke his ego. That's all he wants.

Stu Macher: A lollipop! You can have it, he's already sucking one. You two can have matching blue tongues!

Stuart Lloyd: Someone forced him to chuck in the USB that his little movie is on- he's terribly anxious about it and hope that you'll just give it right back and don't play it. Its not done...

DBD! The Clown: A little travel bottle with a suspicious liquid inside. He suggests that you drink it... I suggest you do not. Unless, you know, you're into it-

DBD! The Deathslinger: A wrench. He's a handy man and never leaves the house without his handy wrench!

The Djinn: ... the jewel...

DBD! The Huntress: A bunny ear from a bunny doll. She can do it herself but if you sew it back onto her dolly then you have a friend for life.

The Man (Hush): A switchblade. He's gonna want it back but (; you can keep it while you're in the closet with him if it makes you feel safer.

Taxidermist: Some kind taxidermists tool. Maybe a fleshing cone or a necker knife.

Thomas Hewitt: A pretty rock. 🪨

Vincent Sinclair: A notepad so he can talk to you if you don't know sign language ^^

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: A crushed can of coke. He doesn't carry shit around with him and he sure as fuck is not handing over his knife.

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