#sir!!!! put it away!!!!

[sharkrocket]

Kabedon King(?)

#Yakuza #Yakuza series #Ryu Ga Gotoku #RGG #Majima Goro #Kiryu Kazuma #Sir why are your legs so long? #Put them AWAY

[iamslowlyloosingmysanity]

Will telling that dad he could hold the cat when they just found his DAUGHTER dead in her bed has the same energy as when Abigail saw the place where her mom DIED and said she expected an outline of a body in chalk to be drawn and Will was like “they only do that for living people. Your mom isn’t :)”

#SIR YOUR AUTISM IS SHOWING #PUT IT AWAY #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #i feel like they only emphasized Will’s undiagnosed autism in a few episodes which is kind of disappointing #abigail hobbs

[gentle-vers]

why do you, a man, have beautiful eyes??? to look other men deep in the eyes while making sweet sweet love, huh????

#inspired by a man a saw arriving to work this morning #he had the brightest baby blue eyes i've seen in a while #like sir put those eyeballs away #.txt #original.txt #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #queer nsft #queer ns/fw #gay ns/fw #gay nsft

[clownsuu]

BRO GO5 fucking RIPPED??????????

WHWHWHWHWHWH THE CASUAL MENTION OF HIS PECKS-?????????

curse home and his non wasteful ways smhhhh please buy a new wardrobe home I’m begging you-

#IM CRYIGNNGNGNGNGNG #I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN I FIRST READ THAT WHWHWHHWH #Please put those away good sir you literally have a guest over💔💔💔🥄🥄🥄

[bradshawsbaby]

i miss him

#put those forearms away sir #calvin evans #lessons in chemistry #by the way #this is very much how clara and i imagine charlie callaghan to look in our while you were sleeping sequel #lewis pullman

[andy-clutterbuck]

SDCC 2017

#HE #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #THE WHITE SHIRT WAS SO POWERFUL #now im lyin on the cold hard ground #S I R #cease and DESIST #under the dictionary definition of man #probably #im sure #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #or pin me down with one #but you have to make a choice #who said that

[drysaladandketchup]

FLA vs. SJS || Oct 24, 2023

#hockey #nhl #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #for those of you who enjoy a good tkachuk tongue #put that thing away sir it's lethal #my edits

[jennilah]

im sure this is a normal desktop wallpaper that my friends wont judge me for when they hang out with me

#ill turn off my monitor #then again they all know me by now #also my phone wallpaper is another picture of strahm in a predicament #yknow im a hoffman main but sometimes i sure dont act like it #what can i say. sometimes strahm just. hits. anyway im gonna pretend i didnt JUST notice his arm vein mid writing this very tag #sir im gonna need you to put that away #jennilargh #saw #peter strahm

[remyfire]

We can have some beautiful priest as a treat

#goodness sir put those beautiful peepers away would you i have heart palpitations #father mulcahy #francis mulcahy #father francis mulcahy #thirstcapping #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #alcoholics unanimous #s3e9

[scandals-r-us]

Did you know peppermint oil is in all natural insect repellents? I mentioned in an earlier post since Miguel is literally 50% spider, and spiders are repelled by peppermint... I bet it WOULD get his ass

GET MINT-BANGED IDIOT

To be fair though migs, no matter the scent we all have experienced the mist of doom

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv fanart #atsv #xina kwan #i said i'd do it #and i did #just spray some listerine on your food before u put it in the lunch fridge and its safe #“hey man can i borrow some chapstick? cool thanks- OH SH-” #i bet he hates christmas #mint everything #“your after dinner mint sir” #migs: leans so far away he falls out of his chair

[40ep]

mat barzal + camera 👀 ↳ pregame islanders vs kraken | 2.13.24

#mathew barzal #mat barzal #new york islanders #isles #islanders #hockey #hockeyedit #nhl #* #*gifs #*isles #giffing the first one felt criminal like sir put that tongue away

[lloydfrontera]

male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.

the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #ch 368 #LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SIR #i remember the romance being sudden but this is fucking ridiculous lmaooooo #it came out of fucking nowhere!!! it's so shoehorned in there they almost cut off the heel to make it fit!!! #i don't think they've spent more than like.... 12 hours in the same room in all the years they've known each other.... what the fuck.... #and in fucking ch 368!! literally 40 ch away from the ending!! #less than 10% of the way to the end!!! i thought i was exaggerating when i said 90% of the novel had no romance but no!!! #i was fucking right!!!! #this is........ infuriating skjashdkdsf #to be clear i am not saying friendships cannot do everything i just listed here #of course they can!! more friendships in fiction should be like that!! but!!! you cannot write a friendship between two characters like tha #and then put one of those two characters in a romantic relationship with a completely different character #and not give it even a tenth of the attention you gave to the friendship and expect me to find it realistic!!! or compelling!!! #either give it the same level of attention or just!! don't include it!! #that's also an option!! just leave the incredibly compelling friendship you wrote be the highlight of the novel!! #let it be the most important relationship of the plot!! let it be the happy ending for those characters!! that's perfectly okay!!! #FUCK!!!! #i'm fine i'm normal i'm okay

[brokenanxiety]

he's actually insane for this...

#rebecca's neurons are firing #mat barzal #sir please put your tongue away #direct eye contact #ugh #arms...

[madeofbees]

honest Hannibal promos 1/∞

#nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #jack crawford #hannigram #incorrect hannibal quotes #hannibal edit #poor jack #needs to learn his somersaults #my memes #hannibal memes #will is so thirsty jfc #indecent #put those eyes away sir #and that smirk #the shape of water #venom #venom symbiote #venomverse #100+

[moongothic]

So I'm confused about something. There was a cover story about Ms Goldenweek and other Baroque works agents breaking Crocodile out of prison but he just. Told them no? And stayed there with Mr 1 and Mr 2? I don't get why he wanted to go to Impel Down just to break out when he had the chance

I can't tell you 100% why Crocodile chose to stay in prison and go to Impel Down, but my best guess really is that he was just...

Taking the L with grace

More specifically. Crocodile had lost everything. I think deep inside he might've been literally too depressed to want to go free again.

Like he does literally say that. He gave up.

He had been building his reputation as "the Hero of Alabasta" for at least 10 years at this point. He had built not just a criminal organization that he had been running for four years, but also he had been running legal business stuff (like his casino) for probably longer than that. A decade's worth of work and effort to take over a country, and most importantly, get away with it. The reason he had orchestrated that whole rebellion was so that the rebels and the royal family could "take each other out", leaving the country wide open for a World Government Official such as himself to take up. The reason Baroque Works was doing this all in secret was so that the WG never found out, otherwise they wouldn't have let him have Alabasta.

But indeed, his plans were foiled by a kid in flipflops in less than 24 hours, just at the final moment before Crocodile would win. He lost everything. And the World Government found out about what he had been planning.

So even if he escaped from that prison with his former agents, what was he going to do?

He wouldn't be able to take over Alabasta anymore because he did not have manpower (as he had lost all his goons), and having lost his financial empire he wouldn't be able to build a new army any time soon. And even if he did, now that they knew what he had done the people of Alabasta would not accept him as their new king, even if he personally assasinated Cobra and the entire family. Not to mention, the WG finding out about his plans meant that they had every fucking reason to try and stop Crocodile if he did as much as set foot on that island again. By which I mean, they could launch a Buster Call on his ass. Send all the fucking Admirals after him. And so, even if Crocodile still believed Pluton was somewhere in Alabasta and that he just had to comb through the entire desert to find it... Between the Alabastan people and the WG in the way, finding Pluton would not be easy. Especially when Robin wouldn't even be there to just point him directly to it. It could take years, if not decades, while fighting off the WG by himself. And that's while assuming Pluton was somewhere in Alabasta. Like WE the readers now know Pluton is in Wano, but since Robin didn't tell him that. All Robin said was that the Poneglyph "didn't mention the weapon", and Cobra's reaction to the name merely proved the weapon's existence in Crocodile's mind. But surely, because Crocodile is a smart young man, he'd understand there was a risk that Pluton could exist, but just not be in Alabasta, right? Like that would be a possibility too, right?

I think this is why Crocodile has given up on Alabasta. He had one opportunity at seizing the country, and he failed. And without Robin, he could spend the rest of his life combing through a haystack for a needle when there's no needle, and he'd have no idea. I think is why he explicitly says in Impel Down he no longer has "interest in that country". He won't be able to pull off another stunt like this, ever.

And that leads us back to "why not escape earlier and avoid going to Impel Down to begin with". Thanks to his status as a Shichibukai, Crocodile hasn't been on the run from the WG for like two decades. And the past 10 or so years he has seemingly lived a life of luxury in his funny little casino. But now, having lost everything, he'd be back on the run. And because he's a world famous former "hero of the people", there would be nowhere he'd be able to go where people would not recognize him and send the marines after him. So he'd be on the run, for the rest of his life or until he'd get capture again. And mind you, the guy does not trust anyone, so he'd be on the run alone. Without any purpose or goal.

And you might be thinking, "Daz and the rest of BW was still there!", yeah, arguably true. But at this point Crocodile had no reason to trust any of them. Like personally, I think the reason Crocodile ended up taking a liking to Daz was BECAUSE he chose to follow him to Impel Down when he really did not have to. Like Daz showed an unusual level of loyalty to Crocodile, and I think Crocodile recognized that. That's why Daz is still with Croc, post-timeskip. But Miss Goldenweek and co? Crocodile had no reason to believe they wouldn't betray him if given a chance and a reason. And if the WG would come chasing his ass, they'd have plenty of reason to try and betray Croc (handing Crocodile over to spare their own lives). Not to mention, when they come release their former boss from jail, what did Miss Goldenweek say?

"Let's do Baroque Works again"

As I've already explained in detail, I think we might know why Crocodile wasn't interested in being Baroque Works' "boss" again.

So. Yeah. If in Crocodile's mind he'd be on the run from the Government for the first time in two decades all alone, in a situation where rebuilding what he had before would be bloody hard if not downright impossible, and he wouldn't be able to obtain what he had spent the last decade working for regardless...

Taking the L and just going to prison might've been the easier option

#Moon posting #Asks #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Long post #Mind you Crocodile only *left* jail because he saw AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY for petty revenge #Like had it not been for that war bringing Whitebeard out he probably would not have bothered to try and fight WB again #Otherwise he could've just escaped prison with Goldenweek and co and travelled to the New World to fight the old man right away #((Also theoretically Crocodile might've been slightly suicidal with the ''taking WB's head'' thing)) #Also worth noting that Crocodile choosing to stay in prison could've had two other purposes re:the former agents #It could've been a test of loyalty (to see if anyone would stay with him or would they all abandon him) #Which could be important to Mr Trust Issues (and to be fair he did find at least one loyal subordinate in Daz) #((Like if they had all told Croc they'd stay with him...... Who knows. Maybe he might've chosen to escape after all?)) #Other option: Crocodile escaping with them would mean the agents would be in much more danger than they'd be without him #Like the WG wouldn't send tons of marines after the individual agents if they all scattered to the winds #But if they all stuck together they'd become a bigger target. And even more so if Crocodile was there to lead them #And like. IDK if Crocodile was willing to leave out Goldenweek from the assassination order and spare her... Maybe this was the same #Maybe he wanted to spare Goldenweek (and the rest?) from being put into danger by going with them? #I dunno man this reptile has far too many layers to him I can't tell what's going on in his head