#sir batman

[mortalghost]

Words you've inspired as songs are desired in moments while looking at you. I've wrestled with demons inside of my head as melodies live and die on your lips and I'm singing your name.

Dance with me.

Dance with me.

Dance with me though these limbs may be old and my voice may break I'll sing all of your praises. Hold me tight while I call out your name, the dreams in the mists pull me closer tonight and I'm lost once again.

Sing to me

Bring to me

Love on me while I lead you on and play your name in my head. Twirl into the light while you give into a life that we've promised to live. Wonder as we wander into promises left to the right of your faith.

Lead me away, let the forests begin to swallow us whole. I'm beginning to give into all of your memories and whims you're my heart's desire. Stoke and burn this fire.

-H. Murcia 8:51 PM 6/22/2022

#writerscreed #poetryportal #poeticstories #writingthestorm #writeblrcafe #twcpoetry #my poetry #my writing #my poem #mortalghost #kitten #baby girl #lemoi #y tu #sir batman

[starry-storms]

The next Battinson movie has so much potential, but some of that being him coming to Alfred and saying "I made a friend" only for Alfred to turn around and see Bruce holding up a nine year old.

#sir that is a child #hes mine now #what do you mean hes yours now? where are this child's parents? #batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman and robin #nightwing #battinson

[ditzybat]

bernard: i’m going to club you on the head with a rolling pin if you don’t drag yourself from your computer and eat

tim: you wouldn’t dare!

bernard: babe, i fought an entire cult keeping up with robin - a trained professional - in hand to hand combat, yes i would dare

tim: you’re genuinely frightening… it’s hot

#bernard: now eat your tortellini i slaved over a hot stove for hours to make it #tim: yes sir… #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #robin #red robin #batman #timbern

[frownyalfred]

"Bruce is bad at cooking" broke

"Bruce is great at cooking but he only makes insanely spicy curries he learned while training and nobody else can physically eat more than one or two bites" woke

"Bruce knows how to cook and decides to make fuck-ass smoothies for every meal anyway" bespoke

#batman #bruce wayne #yes this is a bruce wayne call out post #sir why do you keep breaking alfred's heart #batfamily

[determined-ghostworm]

:Smoothie:

After this Tim will decide that he has been awake for far too long and promptly go to bed. Only to realize that the spooky white-haired child was not a sleep deprivation hallucination when he awoke to said white-haired child staring down with teeth a bit too sharp and eyes a bit to green to be human.

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Tim: Wakes up

Danny: Rawr

Jason: That’s adorable, now stab him and you’ll be perfect.

Danny: Boops Tim on the nose… stab •-•

Jason: Beautiful

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #batman #danny phantom comic #dpxdc #dp x dc art #dp x dc fanart #danny fenton #dpxdc comic #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #-yum #a smoothie #sir that is a child #so? #a child

[martyrbat]

batman and harley quinn #4

harvey singing duets at random karaoke bars is actually so dear to me....

#it being elton john too like.... sir i know what both sides of you are.... #and two face doing kiki's parts.... for some reason this is crucial information to me #c: batman and harley quinn | i: 4 #crypt's panels #harvey dent #two face #(id in alt!)

[decibly]

Barry was hungry. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, as he could just grab some snacks from the kitchen, but he was watching a movie, and he was comfy. He really, really didn’t want to try and wriggle back to where he was now

“Phantom?” he called out hopefully.

A white glove emerged from the wall behind him, dropping an unopened bag of chips on top of his head. When Barry reached up to grab it, he saw that it was salt and vinegar, which explained why it was still uneaten. Phantom seemed to refuse those chips under all circumstances.

Barry didn’t really get it, because salt and vinegar was awesome, but that didn’t really matter. The point was, Phantom was a great person, even if he probably wasn’t human, and it didn’t matter if Barry hadn’t ever actually seen more of him than his arm, and he had told Barry his name by leaving a piece of paper on a table when he turned his back for three seconds after asking if there was a name for the ‘friend in the walls’, as Wally had called him.

“Thanks, Phantom!” The hand stuck itself out the wall again, forming a thumbs up.

***** ***** *****

Diana had found a bit of a problem. It wasn’t a big one, and was honestly more of an annoyance than anything, but her paper copy of Earth’s current standing with all known alien civilization was missing. She could get access to it again in a few hours, once the security upgrade to their computers was finished, but she had been intending to review it for a few weeks now and could use the extra time. 

An idea came to her suddenly, and Diana quietly asked, “Phantom? Are you here?” In answer, a chilly breeze blew through her hair. He was, then. “By any chance, would you happen to have seen my copy of th-” Interrupting her, the very papers she was looking for appeared out of nowhere on her desk. A green sticky note was stuck to it, reading ‘This? Sorry for taking it, but it was really interesting’

Diana smiled, hopefully in the ghosts direction. “Yes, that. If you want, I could see if I could get you your own copy?” Another green sticky note appeared on top of the first, this one just oozing the feeling of happiness. ‘YES PLEASE!!!’

***** ***** *****

Bruce… didn’t really know what to do about the teenager floating just outside the Watchtower. He looked like Phantom, from the few times anyone had actually seen the ghost, and he appeared to be enjoying himself in the vacuum outside instead of dying painfully, which was another point of evidence for that theory. Unsure of what else he could do, he knocked on the window on the off chance that he could get Phantom’s attention that way.

The ghost immediately vanished from view, and a strong, freezing cold breze blew in from the direction of the window Phantom had been outside. Bruce shivered violently from the unexpected chill.

Next time he would leave Phantom alone. Being out in space seemed to make him happy, and it was best not ruin that.

#dannymay #dannymay2023 #cryptid au #danny phantom #danny fenton #barry allen #diana prince #bruce wayne #the flash #wonder woman #batman #justice league #dc x dp #danny doesn't want to cause trouble #no sir #he just wants to have some fun #make some friends #and hide in everyones walls #and over time everyone just accepts that this is how life is #that now they just have a dead teen living in their walls #all danny has to say is that this is the best bet hes ever lost to tucker #who cares about how many marshmallows he can eat while fighting the box ghost #because he lost tucker dared him to stalk the justice league #and now hes in space!

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny adopts Jason

So Danny sees Jason running around Gotham with a malnourished core, being chased by leather furries when he's just trying to fulfil his obsession

He and Jason talk for a few months, Danny bringing ectoplasm snacks to help fill him up, and Danny becomes a second dad to Jason

He's injured but doesn't want to talk about it? Danny

He needs help with this really annoying drug gang that won't stop? One call to Danny and they're all locked in Gotham prison.

The pit madness is getting a little rough? Call Danny for cuddles and snacks and everything better

This goes on for months to year's Danny mentally adopting jason, jason thinking of Danny more like a dad then bruce, the batfam being suspicious of jason and jason hiding Danny like a teenager hides porn because he was not sharing his dad

So it keeps going and eventually, Danny wants to adopt Jason in the living realm and the infinite realms

He asks Jason and there were tears (from who? You decide but someone was crying)

Getting it done in the human world was easy jason todd was dead for some time so a long lost relative showing up to adopt him wouldn't seem that strange

But it turns out Batman is liminal enough to count as a guardian in the infinite realms

Both Danny and Jason hate this fact so while Batman was on patrol Danny walks up to him with a stack of papers, hands them to him and leaves the only thing he said was

: I'm going to adopt Jason, whether you like it or not either hand custody over of ill see you in the court of the infinite realms

He just forgot to mention he was the king and it was his court

#danny phantom #fic prompt #danny fenton #daily prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #dc #batman #jason todd #Dad danny #ghost king au #Ghost king danny #Danny adoots jason todd #Danny vs batman custody battle #baby ghost jason #Jason will not tell his siblings about danny #“no sir this is MY dad”

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Red Hood finds Nightwing in the throes of fear toxin, babbling about missed calls and text messages.

#prompts #you know the drill #Jason is very confused and also very pissed #where the hell is Batman when his precious robins need him? #certainly not where he should be no sir #instead Jason has to deal with this crap #and totally ruin his street cred as a newly minced crime lord #goddammit #also Dick needs to shut up a out stupid calls and texts #did he forget to reply to his gf or something? #Jason is in for one hell of a surprise when Nightwing suddenly starts screaming his name and begging him not to go after his mom #…huh #interesting #now how can Jason make this worse? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #nightwing #dick and Jason #batman

[bougiebutchbitch]

haters fear my ability to look at their toughest most badass hypermasculine blorbos and say 'so, he's trans yah?'

#trans #batman #sir crocodile #izzy hands #yondu udonta #bruce wayne #maito gai #if he counts lol. and kakashi #max rockatansky #deadpool #who is not hypermasc in canon but somehow gets treated that way by a significant propoprtion of fans

[thethingaboutnapkinman]

Actual Dork Tim Drake

#batman #dc comics #tim drake #batman comics #red robin #brave sir robin #who some call tim

[renecdote]

crying forever about Bruce’s instinctual answer being yes when asked if he has kids but then second-guessing himself and saying no

#Bruce Wayne #Batman #DC #sir those are your children #please allow yourself to be the dad you are

[lordzuuko]

Finally decided to post my solo Jason Todd because he is the love of my life and I realized I never actually drew him by himself which obviously needed to be fixed. And yes, I read DC vs. Vampires and felt inspired! XD  Print  

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #my art #HE DID NOT DO IT SIR!! #I WAS THERE SDFDSFDSF #ugh i just want to draw this boy forever and ever please OTL #my beloved #you guys don't understand i legit have a crush on him it's kinda unhealthy AHHAHAHA #but i can't help myself why did they create this bitch in the first place ugh #not to be that person but jason is totally bruce wayne's favourite child #it's canon #jason looks good with fangs what a missed opportunity dc dammit #dick literally asked jason to be with him forever wtf

[puppiesandnightlock]

You don’t understand im having a melt down over this WHY ARE ALL THE FUCKING LEAKS SO GAY??? M A Y B E B C T H E Y A R E G A Y

fucking come on dc what the fuck are y’all trying to say at this point their playing a long af game of gay chicken raising a daughter this is ludicrousy

#damian wayne #jondami #jon kent #supersons #wonder woman #dc #dc superman #dc batman #Good sir respectfully what the fuck #lizzie prince

[frownyalfred]

what Bruce Wayne had for breakfast: coffee and a smoothie

what Bruce Wayne had for lunch: more coffee

what Bruce Wayne had after someone tried to touch one of his kids: a FELONY

#incorrect quotes #have y’all seen that bang tiktok ? #anyway #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #I imagine it’s one of those felonies he’d be inordinately proud of suit or not #like yes haul me off to jail mr gordon sir #I was right

[timdrakeslawyer]

my guilty pleasure is seeing bruce call tim his son, especially to his face! my fav father & son duo ;(

#dc comics #tim drake #robin #red robin #batman #dc #dc robin #dc batman #bruce wayne #like yes sir don’t you ever forget that tim is ur son #@ all those fics where tim feels like an extra puzzle piece in the family #need everyone to remember when bruce said tim is smarter than him n they might end up working for him someday instead #that’s a proud dad right there #i love them so much