#sir carrot

[4pplec0re]

damn.

#digital art #the unwanteds #aaron stowe #cucumber quest #sir carrot #al's doodles

[st4rguy]

hits him with the genderqueerification beam

#cucumber quest #sir carrot #sir carrot cucumber quest #my art

[gearoxbutabox]

#cucumber quest #cq #cucumber quest fan art #cucumber quest fanart #digital art #art #sir carrot #noisemaster #cucumber #haha funny #that one vide of #bill cipher has a gun #except it's cucumber quest

[cucumber-pictures]

Let’s play a game

It’s been 4 years, and seven days since Cucumber Quest is on indefinite hiatus, but however here’s a game to play. If you roll the die once, you get a character. If you roll the die again, you draw a character in a setting.

Characters

Settings

#cucumber quest #cq #cucumber #almond #princess nautilus #sir carrot #peridot #princess parfait #dice game #game

[stawberryparfait]

🍨me and carrot ❤🍨

💕💕💕

#cucumber quest #sir carrot #my love #fictionkin

[zokhuun]

i did a little challenge to improve myself !! this is the first time i finish one so it's a little victory to me ahah

do not hesitate to follow me on twitter : @/zokhun_

#one piece #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #nami #one piece nami #sir crocodile #yamato #yamato one piece #carrot one piece #trafalgar law #law one piece #vivi #nefertari vivi #one piece fanart #sanji #zoro #crocodile one piece #crocodile

[moussofshroom]

cringetober day 9- rarepairs!!!

these were all requests from twitter and insta.

#one piece #cringetober #cringetober 2023 #rarepair #sir crocodile #ceasar clown #carrot one piece #rebecca one piece #sasaki one piece #who’s who #charlotte pudding #shirahoshi #trafalgar law #sabo #yonji #yonji vinsmoke #bartolomeo #bellamy one piece #shachi #shachi one piece #portgas d ace #dracule mihawk #shimotsuki koshiro #reiju vinsmoke #perona #uta one piece

[kamikkyu]

random doodle pages in the meantime of random things but theres less and less effort put into them

#nitw #night in the woods #mae borowski #gregg lee #beatrice santello #angus delaney #nitw bombshell #casey hartley #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck #dhmis notepad #tony the talking clock #cucumber quest #cucumber quest peridot #cucumber quest cucumber #cucumber quest nightmare knight #cucumber quest sir carrot #kamishiro rui #rui kamishiro #he will always be here #doodle

[homolobotomized]

some drawing requests on ig from a while back that i never posted on here 🌹

#op #one piece #oh god #pappag one piece #nico robin #sir crocodile #cyborg franky #franky one piece #carrot one piece #bartolomeo the cannibal #luffy #nefertari d vivi #nefertari vivi #vivi #yamato one piece #paulie one piece #choptropica #zoro #bald zoro #usopp #nami #tama one piece #< i posted part of the last one but never the whole thing #click for higher quality #yuriposting #my art

[dimity-lawn]

I was just looking for a particular scene in Jingo when I came across this:

It was five o'clock. Vimes and Carrot sat in the Patrician's outer office, in silence except for the irregular ticking of the clock.

After a while Vimes said: "Let me have a look at that again.

Carrot obediently pulled out the small square of paper. Vimes looked at it. There was no mistaking what it showed. He tucked it into his own pocket.

"Er.. why do you want to keep it, sir?"

"Keep what?" said Vimes.

"The iconograph I borrowed from the tourist."

"I don't know what you're talking about," said Vimes.

And I thought "Tourist? There aren't many of those. Wouldn't it be wild if it was Twoflower?", but was sure that it wasn't, so I continued to flip back the pages in search of the scene I wanted to find, but then I found this (during the parade):

"Oh dear," said Captain Carrot, in the crowd.

"What's he doing?"

Next to him an Agatean tourist was industriously pulling the lever of his iconograph.

Commander Vimes stopped and, with a faraway look in his eyes, tucked his truncheon under one arm and reached up to his helmet.

The tourist looked up at Carrot and tugged his shirt politely.

"Please, what is he doing now?" he said.

"Er...he's... he's taking out...

"Oh, no..." said Angua.

“... he's taking the ceremonial packet of cigars out of his helmet," said Carrot. "Oh... and he's, he's lighting one."

The tourist pulled the lever a few times.

"Very historic tradition?"

"Memorable," murmured Angua.

So poor Rincewind must have been at the parade when the would-be murderer was killed, and Twoflower lost an iconograph to Vimes. Also, the Luggage in that chaos would be a nightmare...

I didn't really think anything of this when I read Jingo because I read it before reading the Rincewind books, but it's amusing now.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #thought(s) from yours truly #the watch #jingo #captain carrot #carrot ironfoundersson #carrot #angua von uberwald #vimes #sam vimes #his grace his excellency the duke of ankh commander sir samuel vimes #twoflower #rincewind #the wizzard

[4pplec0re]

they’re lesbians btw

#source: because i said so #cucumber quest #sir carrot #princess parfait #oh also source: they’re literally pink and orange?

[firedancewithme]

was doing some research about ballets for work and.... Sir Keradin Deeproot ????

#that damn carrot #d20 #acoc #d20 acoc #sir keradin deeproot #a crown of candy #dimension 20

[cucumber-pictures]

Happy Birthday to Charles M. Schulz!

#cucumber quest #cq #cucumber #almond #princess nautilus #nautilus #eggplant #sir carrot #Princess Parfait #bunnies #rabbits #charles m schulz #peanuts #charlie brown and snoopy #charlie brown #snoopy #good grief #get up and dance

[bloodinkandashes]

My fatal flaw is that I genuinely don't think you can like the Discworld books and be a bad person.

#discworld #gnu sir terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #the og anti-phobe #Sir goldenheart-silver[tongue]pen himself #the great a'tuin #the fifth elephant #rincewind #two flower #sam vimes #carrot #angua von uberwald #cheery littlebottom #havelock vetinari #lord vetinari #going postal #moist von lipwig #small gods #the color of magic #the hogfather #susan sto helit #monstrous regiment #sweet polly oliver #nobby nobbs #fred colon #feet of clay #wee free men #tiffany aching #taint what a horse looks like it's what a horse be

[notonlyshortbutshorttemperedtoo]

It's Glorious 25th of May and I made a meme

Welcome to Discworld Fandom!

City Watch Edition vol. 1

We have:

His Grace his Excelency the Duke of Ankh Commander of the Night Watch sir Samuel Vimes

-throws axes when rich bitches annoy him

-doesn't like dwarfs

-but that's ok bcs he doesn't like humans and trolls either

-lights his cigarette using dragons and trolls

-was a blackboard monitor

-hunts assassins for sport

-is two drinks below normal

-gentleman gentle man

Carrot

-2 meters tall dwarf

-always nice

-loves museums

-u would literally die for him

-but he would never ask for it

-he is that nice

The Tyrant

-gives right people right jobs

-mind so sharp you could shave with it

-made the city work

-dog person

-instinctively knows how to juggle

-probably sleeps sometimes but no one knows for sure

Enjoy!

#glorious 25th of may #sam vimes #ankh morpork #city watch #lord vetinari #havelock vetinari #carrot ironfoundersson #terry pratchett #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #discworld meme #samuel vimes #sir samuel vimes #the glorious 25th of may

[jotun-philosopher]

Discworld/Good Omens parallels ramble

Exactly what it says on the tin! These are some fun little Discworld/Good Omens parallels that my brain picked up on at various times (usually 3 a.m. or thereabouts... Thanks, mum, for the persistent insomnia...)

Mild-to-moderate spoilers for Wyrd Sisters, Lords And Ladies, Men At Arms and Carpe Jugulum below the cut.

In A Life With Footnotes, the official biography of Terry Pratchett, Rob Wilkins mentions that when he was in school, a young Pterry wrote for English class a story (sadly lost to the mists of time) about orcs attacking a vicarage in full Jane-Austen-spoof fashion. Now, given how the Whickber Street Shopkeepers' Ball turned out, it seems reasonable to assume one of two things: a) Neil Gaiman did not know about this story when writing S2 and the parallel is an ineffably delightful coincidence (a bit unlikely) b) Neil Gaiman *did* know about this story when writing S2, and the nod to Pterry happened to work really well with the plot (seems a bit more likely). Either way, the parallel is there and giving me all of the warm fuzzies <3

There's an idea in Discworld, forming a significant part of the moral backbone of the series, that's very succinctly summed up by Granny Weatherwax in Carpe Jugulum: "[S]in [...] is when you treat people like things. Including yourself." This is absolutely at the core of what's wrong with Heaven and Hell and God and Satan in Good Omens; the leadership and culture of both organisations/cults treat everyone -- angels, demons and humans alike -- as disposable things to be used and toyed with and discarded or destroyed if they start having the temerity to be imperfect or form opinions or thoughts of their own.

There're two characters in Discworld who parallel Aziraphale surprisingly strongly: Magrat Garlick (of the Lancre witches) and Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. -*Magrat is viewed as a bit of a soft, soppy 'wet hen' by the other witches, but she is still a witch, with all that that implies. She also has at least one scene in every book in which she appears where she does something extremely badass and witchy; for example, turning an ancient wooden door back into a tree, or (very pertinently to GO) delivering a literally iron-clad punch to the face of a villain who's mentally torturing her with her own insecurities. Likewise, Aziraphale seems to mostly be viewed as a bit dull and wimpy by the other angels we see (though Magrat still has the genuine respect of her witchy peers) but he is still an angel -- a Principality -- with all the powers, steadfast guardianship and bloody-minded stubbornness of that rank. The Metatrash might not be vulnerable to iron in the same way as Discworld elves, but you can bet that his attempt to break Aziraphale and bring him into line is going to backfire just as spectacularly! *For the parallel between Aziraphale and Captain (well, Corporal, at this point in the Discworld timeline) Carrot, the novel I have in mind is Men At Arms. At one point, Vimes is being held at crossbow-point by a villain, and has a bout of internal monologuing about how, if someone has you at their mercy, you'd better hope they're evil, because that way they'll take time to gloat and mock you so you'll have an opportunity to think of a way out; a good man will kill you with barely a word. Carrot does exactly that at the climax of the plot, putting his sword through the villain and the stone pillar behind said villain without saying a thing. Now, Aziraphale might not quite have Carrot's 'incorruptible pure pureness' tendencies, but he is -- for all his flaws -- a good person. If he knows that something needs to be done to prevent an evil outcome, he will DO it without hesitation. He knows how to use a sword, too, and if That Frickin' Elevator Smile Of Tranquil Fury is any indication, the Metatrash is in far deeper doodoo than he realises! Related to the above, The Smile also reminds me of the old adage, "beware the fury of a patient man." (Well, man-shaped being in this case...) Very appropriate for our careful, thoughtful angel -- it would not surprise me (much) if Metatron were to depart the plot of S3 with a flaming sword pinning him to one of Heaven's columns (probably won't happen, but I can dream, eh?)

Hope you enjoyed reading all that :D

#good omens #good omens meta #discworld #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #granny weatherwax #magrat garlick #captain carrot #carrot ironfoundersson #terry pratchett #sir terry pratchett #pterry #gnu terry pratchett