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#sir did u want your steak well done? your waiter doesnt speak english very well
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The perfect steak
#lol#the perfect steak#🥩#food#steaks#cooking#the 1st time i went to paris#i was in a fancy hoity toity restaurant and ​i ordered my steak well done#and the waiter looked at me like i had just assaulted his mom#and he said - sir that isnt necessary we know how to cook here#he said that shit with some attitude too - but i insisted on well done#and he let out a long ass audible sigh#lowered his head and went back to the kitchen#visibly annoyed with me#and within moments the head chef!! came out to my table and said#sir did u want your steak well done? your waiter doesnt speak english very well#and when i assured him thats exactly what i wanted he looked like#he saw a unicorn or something - and he shook his head and looked over to the waiter#and the waiter had this *see?!! i told you so* look on his face#and tbh i was kinda amused at it all#i wasnt even a little bit mad - i understand how some artists get all up in their feelings abt their craft#and when the steak came the waiter made a big fuckn show of it#he was all like - here sir is your *well done* steak#practically yelled it lol#and that shit was sooo good too#and the service was on point#i made sure i left a super big tip bc i didnt wanna be *that guy* the shitty american#also - the 1st meal i ever cooked for a date looked *exactly* like that#luckily she liked me and actually tried to eat it - i took pity on her and ordered pizza bc my shit looked like congratulations#ended up being a really good 1st date. anyway this twitter thread just reminded me of all that
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