murph pulling out a whole ass scroll to nominate amethar for emperor walked so zac saying “hello one and all. from the meat lands. the chieftess and her son.” could run
Custom Commission piece - Theo and Lapin au where Lapin doesn't get snatched up by the Sugar Plum fairy and keeps being a rogue thief. Commander Theo is on the case of the Missing ring-pops and chocolate coins tho👀
(other random details: red licorice aiguillettes, Easter egg wrapping patterns on Lapin, Theo doing a detect magic/sending spell and sugar plum fairy watching over them👀)
dungeons and dragons is a magical game where you can be anything you want, like a submissive gummy bear man who gets pounded into oblivion by a big buff chocolate lady, or you can play a frog man whose wife has left him or you can play a cringefail goth dork who loves swords and jeff hardy or a 70 year old grandfather who solves crimes with his overly doting son and his balding 22 year old grandson
I like to think Sir Theobold "carries a full scroll of his liege's titles on him at all times" Gumbar does the exact opposite of the full-naming the princesses when they're in trouble.
"Heir apparent, Princess Jet Rocks, First of her Name, Duchess of Gumberly, and Lady of the Realm"? Normal day. Casual conversation.