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wiredlyrelatable · 1 month

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AIRPORT LOVE..MAYBE NOT!

JAHAN at 4PM was sitting on the lounge of the airport, reading a book, having coffee and waiting for his delayed flight. RIYA standing infront of him with a plate full of food and a drink in her hand asks,

RIYA: HI! CAN I SIT HERE?

He looks at her and says,

JAHAN: SURE!

She starts having her food when he asks,

JAHAN: FLIGHT TO DELHI?

RIYA: YES! IT IS DELAYED RIGHT?

JAHAN: RIGHT!

RIYA: YOU KNOW WHAT! I CAME RUNNING FOR IT WITHOUT HAVING LUNCH AND NOW I HAD TO BUY IT HERE.

JAHAN: THAT'S SAD!

She after a few minutes asks,

RIYA: BY THE WAY, ARE YOU OKAY?

JAHAN: WHY DID YOU ASK THAT?

RIYA: BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST PRETENDING TO READ THE BOOK BUT DIDN'T FINISH A SINGLE LINE FROM THE TIME I HAVE SAT HERE.

She continued eating her food when he says,

JAHAN: YOU OBSERVE WELL! ACTUALLY I HAVE LOST MY PARTNER, SHE MET WITH AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE OF ME. I AM COMING BACK FROM HER FUNERAL.

She with a shocking expression says,

RIYA: I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT!

He putting the book aside says,

JAHAN: IT'S HARD TO TAKE THAT YOU HAVE LOST SOMEONE BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN MISTAKE KNOW!

RIYA: YES! IT'S REALLY HARD!

JAHAN: HAVE YOU LOST SOMEONE LIKE THAT?

RIYA: MY MOM! WE BOTH CRASHED INTO THE DIVIDER WHEN I WAS DRIVING BUT I GOT SAVED BECAUSE OF THE AIR BALLON, MY MOM'S SEAT'S AIR BALLON DIDN'T COME OUT. CAN I KNOW WHY?

He with a shocking expression asks,

JAHAN: ONE SECOND! HOW WILL I KNOW THAT?

RIYA: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR COMPANY'S CAR SPECIALLY CUSTOMISED BY YOU.

He with a question mark face again, asks,

JAHAN: IS IT RIDE, MODEL NUMBER 360?

RIYA: YES!

He in doubt says,

JAHAN: BUT THAT WAS NOT FOR SALE!

RIYA: I LIKED IT, ASKED THE SALES WOMAN THERE AND SHE AFTER ASKING THE MANAGER OF THAT BRANCH, SOLD IT TO ME.

He with a little guilty expression says,

JAHAN: SHIT DUDE! I TOLD THEM THAT I HAVE TO MAKE FEW MORE CHANGES IN THAT CAR, IN A CALL WHEN I WAS IN A HURRY TO TRAVEL, I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SOLD IT. I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOM MAAM!

RIYA: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHETHER IT'S YOUR FAULT OR NOT. I UNDERSTOOD THAT IT'S NOT SO THAT'S FINE BYE!

She picks up her empty plate and drink glass, stands up, walks away, trashes them in the dustbin there and keeps walking without looking at him. He after a few seconds realises that she didn't have her luggage nor a phone nor a hand bag, walks to the food counter there and asks,

JAHAN: HEY! CAN YOU TELL ME THAT BLACK TOP WOMAN'S NAME PLEASE?

WAITER: WHO SIR? THAT OLD WOMAN SITTING THERE?

JAHAN: NO! THAT GIRL WALKING, SHE BOUGHT FOOD FROM HERE A WHILE AGO.

WAITER: NO SIR! THAT MAN SITTING THERE WAS THE ONLY CUSTOMER WHO PURCHASED LUNCH FROM US FROM THIS FLIGHT.

He in shock walks towards a man sitting in the same line of chair as he is sitting and asks,

JAHAN: EXCUSE ME! DID YOU SEE A WOMAN I WAS TALKING TO A FEW MINUTES BACK IN A BLACK TOP HERE SITTING OPPOSITE TO ME?

PASSENGER: NO SIR! I THAUGHT YOU HAD YOUR EARPODS ON AND WERE ON A CALL.

He in shock walks on the same path as she did and doesn't find her anywhere in the airport and realises that she was a soul who came to know the answers for her death.

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christinethesilentscreamer · 2 years

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what do i like

comparatively, i guess this might be a lighter one. maybe not though, so i guess we’ll see where we get.

i thought that coming to terms with my gender would lead to some kind of euphoria. i thought i had come to terms with my gender. like, cool, i use they/them pronouns. i present more feminine, so the occasional “she” doesn’t bother me. whatever. but there’s more there than i thought.

there are terms that i don’t like, and i wonder if it’s just because they’re pervasive where i work or if they genuinely make me as uncomfortable as i feel like they do. for one, i’ve always known i’m not a lady. i never wanted to be. i straight up told my mom i wasn’t one when i was a teenager and she told me something wasn’t “ladylike.” this was before i had a concept of what it might mean to be gender nonconforming. ma’am is another one that bothers me. it always has made me feel uncomfortable. i used to think it was just because i felt like it would make me feel old, but that’s not really it. other words i’ve never really felt like applied to me or would apply to me. “woman” and “wife” always made me uncomfortable when thinking about applying them to myself. wife less so but it still feels like it wouldn’t be accurate. regardless, that’s not the direction i’m going with this.

i don’t know what to wear to make myself comfortable anymore. I know certain things i like, but i don’t know how to be comfortable. there was a period in my late teens and early 20s where i started to feel like i could just wear what i liked and move on from there, and i dont know what happened but i dont feel like that anymore. i honestly don’t even know what i like anymore. i know i said i lean more feminine in my presentation, but do i? if i am going based off of this internal concept of gender neutrality, and if i honestly believe that things like makeup, hair length, nails, and clothing are not inherently gendered and i think that everyone of any gender should be allowed to wear anything, why am i so concerned with how i am presenting? also, i feel like there is this uncomfortable external pressure to look one way or another.

at work, i’ve been going for more of a masc presentation with a little bit of makeup. i wear my hair up in a bun to disguise the length, often completely covered in a beanie. i have a single pair of shorts that are in dress code and are the only kind of shorts i would feel comfortable wearing there anyway. i wear baggy tops, have stopped wearing any kind of padded or structured bras (i’m thiiiiiiiis close to looking into binders) and try to disguise my figure as much as possible. my goal is to make it easier to help people at work transition into using the correct pronouns for me, and trying to confuse the public into being right. if they can’t tell i was afab, but i also don’t look amab, they have no choice but to either venture a guess (sir or maam are both wrong, so thats uncomfy for everyone) or just figure out some other pleasantry. best option yet, but forgo the pleasantry altogether. there has been one (1) person who has noticed my name tag is a nonbinary flag. I’ve been out for two months. i try not to put much stock into the opinions of the public, but it was nice to feel seen by someone who didn’t have to say anything. so there is one side of things.

on the other hand, by partner identifies as straight. no issue there, i’ve known that since before we started dating. but there are complications that come along with that and i’m terrified. i don’t want them to stop wanting me. i’m comfortable with some feminine presentation, but i don’t know how far i can go in a neutral direction before they stop being attracted to me and wanting to date me. i don’t want any kind of surgery, i don’t want to go on HRT, and i don’t want to be a man. i just want to feel comfortable existing. like, i thought i was comfortable identifying as a demigirl, but as i think about it, that still doesn’t feel right. my gender is nonexistent. i don’t want to be identified by the binary. sure, if you take my presentation at face value, i guess i look more like a girl, and tend toward feminine looks at times, but looking past my external traits, i don’t identify as a gender, or towards a gender, or anything like that. in certain situations, i tend towards femininity. in my relationship, i am comfortable being the “girl” or whatever, but i am not a girl. i am not a woman. i am just a person that exists. i dont want gender to be so pervasive in my life that i am uncomfortable with however people identify me. i dont want the correct use of my pronouns to be as important as it is. i know “it gets better” but like...when? i’m scared that if i don’t meet certain presentation requirements, i’ll stop being desirable to my partner, or no one will respect my identity, and i hate that i can’t be allowed to just exist, like the things i like, and be respected.

all of this to say, even if i try to put all of that aside, i don’t know what kind of clothing i like. i don’t know how to dress myself and just be comfortable. while i see things like makeup and clothing as gender neutral, that’s not the state of the society i live in, no matter how much i want it to be. i know men are wearing skirts. i know women are wearing suits. i know gender nonconforming folks are wearing both. but i don’t feel like i’m allowed to wear either.

its ridiculous and so infuriating to me that i don’t feel at liberty to try out clothes and just find the things i like. i don’t know what to search on pinterest that suits what i’m looking for. i don’t know how to just be comfortable and like how i look in anything because there are always conditions. it makes me so angry because i feel like something i once really liked has been stripped from me. i don’t know where to shop, or what to look for, or how to style the things i own to suit me anymore. clothes should just be clothes, but they aren’t anymore. hair should just be hair, but a braid, or space buns, or whatever is too feminine on me. buns are boring and hide the hair i actually like having, and generally like how it looks. i don’t want to feel like i have to be perfectly androgynous or the right amount of feminine or whatever. i just want to be able to exist, and i feel more and more like that is never going to happen.

basically, yay! i’m coming to terms with my gender! but wait, fuck, there are still societal restrictions on how the fuck i’m allowed to exist.

i just want to scream at the top of my lungs for a very, very long time.

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4kadhd · 3 years

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Sorry to remind yall I love monsters but the four eyed angel demon looking night creature can get it

#the one that stayed with isaac when he dropped down?#yeah....#the way they animated it #graceful yet lumbering #noble looking #sir...maam....i am single #ki watches castlevania

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 2 years

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Top 5 Harry Potter favorite characters.

Okay this'll be long

(From most favorite)

1. Ginny Weasley

I mean, it's Ginny. She wasn't always my favorite but while I was reading the books the first time, I was like "I want ginny and harry to get together ugh" and I knew that they get together in half blood prince probably, so when I was reading the ootp I was like "yes one more book and harry and ginny are together!" And while I was reading ootp I saw ginny's character better and I just feel in love with the sarcasm and dry humor and every single scene where she beats up bullies ✨queen shit✨

2. Harry Potter

Idk why but he isn't the fav of most people? Cuz I loved him. He was abused physically and mentally by his "family" and he went through pure hell for seven years even after coming to hogwarts which no teen, or anyone in general, should go through. I loved how how grew throughout the entire time, and becoming a better person and finding himself. I also related a lot to his anger issues and impatience and how he questioned authority and his sarcasm ✨yes sir✨

3. Hermione granger

I relate to her sm. Like, her love for books and reading and her interest in politics and social topics and how she started a movement and tried her best for the house elves. How she felt no one heard her voice and how angry she became when she saw them being mistreated, or how she fiercely defended her friends and family and how awesome and strong she is- I relate to all of it sm and she is kind of like my role model

4. Ron Weasley

HE IS AWESOME

He is the no. 1 supporter and defender of his friends and family. He is always there for you, he would show up at your door at 3 am because you felt lonely. He would commit m*rder because someone insulted you. He would go above and beyond for his friends and family and do everything for them. He would steal his dad's car to rescue harry, he would curse malfoy for yelling a slur at hermione, he would risk his life, forget his fears just for the people in his life, this brave fucking king with his awesome humor is just ✨✨

5. Minerva McGonagall

The literal queen of sass because ✨ugh her✨

I just live everything about her. From her delicate green velvet robes to her absolute badass class to the sarcasm and insults that just drip from the end of her mouth, this woman is everything. Like, my role model no. 2 because the way she just calmly deals with everything and just JSJSJSJSJ STEP ON ME MAAM YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL JSJSJSJSJSJS

...Yeah I'm done I think

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37q · 3 years

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so this interaction was with the buzzed-to-nothing-and-still-balding ginger upper-60's gay man with a talkative and charming streak as long as mine who, upon our first meeting, held his hand over his heart and gave me the fondest smile upon reading my butch lover tattoo. anyways. line of convo goes down two fun different routes

(we get on the topic of age, he implies that im very young, i forget how) "ill have you know i am the oldest person on the line right now" "well then you must be violating some child labor laws if theyre younger than you" "sir (pointedly), how old do you think i am" "well, maam, after 3 ex wives i know one thing about women and that is that you do not guess their age" "(laughs) and thats probably why theyre exes" "actually, its probably more to do with being an, as they say, 'ankle-grabber'"

(re: his middle child liking bacon on his sandwiches now that my manager showed him the way) "you know, i like bacon and all, but in my three years of being a vegan -- dont ask -- i can say with confidence that i would do just about anything for a softshell crab. id be on death row and all id ask for would be a single hearty soft shell crab" "*chuckles* go on death row just to get soft shell crab" "[something about heinous crimes]" "yeah, now that i think about it, idk if i could commit any violent crimes or whatever. its just too mean, id get sad for the other person" "well thats because -- i actually say this all the time, but you are a notable exception to it -- i say that 'human beings are notoriously capable of doing anything to another human being'. but youre an exception because -- and im probably stepping over like 3 boundaries here -- i get the feeling from our interactions that you have deep inside of you a pure, compassionate, wholesome soul. and thats why youre so good here, because your deepest desire it to help make people happy."

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elmer-torres-loterte · 4 years

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ya wanna giv me a read?: A self introduction.

S P E R O ME S O M N I A R E

The light drizzle of rain taps on the window beside me. That thick pane of glass dodders with every hum of the wind.

Perhaps I felt protected in this dark room of mine that I never bothered to turn on the lamp that stood on top of the faded, chipped wooden table I sat at. Yet the light from my monitor shines on my face, its fluorescent light continues to sear through my drying eyes. It is here where I type to the beat of that soothing drizzle that continues to tap on the window, it is here where I type:

'sup qt3.14, fancy meeting you here!

Yes, I'm proud that I said that.

Yes, I have no shame whatsoever in admitting it.

And no, I hate maths. In fact, I'd rather force myself to write a cheap, lousy novel than to solve a math equation.

Anyhoo~ nice to meet you! The name's Elmer Loterte. You can call me "Mer" for short, and I, sir or maam(or both idk) am probably the most awkward dork you will ever meet on the planet. English is probably my first language since I struggle a bit when it comes to speaking in Tagalog. Do keep in mind that it doesn't mean I'm super good at English, it really just means that I have a significantly easier time speaking and as well as expressing myself in English.

So uh,

ya like anime?

because

I L O V E A N I M E

SO HERES 3 TITLES:

1. Violet Evergarden: [Visuals made me cry just from watching the first episode, everything and everyone are just bEAUTIFUL, the story and the drama, are amazing, 10/10 would cry again]

2. Konosuba: [Hands down one of the best comedy anime out there, plot and characters are the best, 10/10 would collapse a lung again]

3. Nisekoi: [Not the best out there but it's worth a shot. The plot is pretty generic but it does take the romance seriously than most harem-romance-comedy anime I've watched, made me want to get a life, 10/10 would dream about a getting girlfriend again]

You want to know what else I love?

OF COURSE YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

BUT HERE ARE A FEW MUSICALS I LOVE ANYWAY!

1. Hamilton:

2. La La Land

3. The Greatest Showman

4. Dear Evan Hansen

5. Les Miserables

lmao it feels like I've committed some sort of injustice by not typing in my thoughts and feelings about those musicals but hey, each of their music says it all.

hey, are you alive? still reading?

BECAUSE WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE ? !

V- TUBERS

SO HERES FOUR I ENJOY WATCHING:

1. Amelia Watson

2. Gawr Gura

3. Kaheru

4. Usada Pekora

aGAIN, it feels like some sort infjustice bECAUSE I JUST CAN'T PUT WHAT I FEEL INTO WORDSOASJDO

They are all just incredibly entertaining and talented, each with their own little quirks and personalities.

I'm also getting lazier by the second and I just want to finish this intro by now lol.

Why am I doing this again? No idea either.

You know, it feels pretty weird and I guess kind of difficult to type these kind of things without putting swears or bad words in it.

Since I'm already tired of the stupid gag I've been doing:

I am currently vibing with Japanese songs or J-pop or somehthing, I'll just go ahead and drop some, hoping that maybe someone might enjoy them~

1. E ve- As You Like It

2. E ve- The Secret About That Girl

3. the peggies- Weekend

4. the peggies- LOVE TRIP

5. POLKADOT STINGRAY- ICHIDAICHI

Just a few more things before I go:

So I like to draw in my free time. Usually human figures in an anime-ish style, still not that good at it but I am proud to say that I am somewhat improving. Oh and I draw traditionally, which means I still use pencils and papers.

I like to write stories, or rather I want to write stories. I just can't get around to finishing a single chapter, or even write a thousand words. It's a pretty weird phase, and I hate it.

I also want to mention that I am a g a m e r . I can't believe I just used that both ironically and unironically. Anyway, I don't play as much as I used to, the only games I play alot of right now are Honkai Impact 3, and Warframe.

An honorable mention: I enjoy learning about other religions as well as mythologies! So far, the Greek and Norse mythologies are the only ones I know a good amount about.

I hope you have enjoyed this quick read or something, since that's all for tonight folks! May you enjoy a pleasant evening! Good night, and dream well!

#MIL #HUMSS1203 #cringe #noswearwords #christianboy #selfintroduction #nodignityleft #aesthetic #blue #longannoyingpost #random #killmenow

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zekhromss · 5 years

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ive got some Opinions and i dont wanna get myself mad 4 separate times to make separate posts so like heres a masterpost of everything ive made myself mad about in the past 20 minutes.

-im so fucking tired of transmisogyny and like actually transphobia in general but whatever it sucks that like every piece of media has some form of it and its like its 2019 how is the joke “man in dress think he woooomahn” not tired like how do people keep greenlighting it. its stupid and ugly and i hate it i hate it so fucking much like can you get better jokes i wish there were a point in time where theres a collective Woke Millennial Hivemind that fucking massacres unfunny ass transmisogynists. every time i have to cringe through a “excuse me did you call me sir” “oh apologies maam are you gonna get the Surgerie done” in a normal human context i die on the inside and also explode

-i think it should be illegal to force organized religion on your kids (but like in a non-religious persecution way like not in real life illegal i just wish it never existed) and in fact if kids are sheltered from shit that doesnt hurt them like homosexuality and scientific studies on the world around them i think they should be sheltered from religion. religion causes a fuckton of mental and developmental disorders (typically emotional and psychiatric) that are damn near fucking impossible to recover from because youre always gonna be afraid of god or hell or whatever the fuck. like not even in a christianity sense (theyre typically the worst about this and i say this from personal experience but like, idk, ive seen it from things like....not christianity....) i really truly believe religion should be kept from children until they can develop their own personalities and states of being because basing ur life around a pre-existing moral code of What Makes You Good is harmful and in most cases kids wind up wilding out and putting themselves in danger because they feel trapped and constantly under the watchful eye of karma or god or whatever. like i really cannot think of a single religion where the basis is “just chill and promise to be cool” without some kind of punishment existing whether it’s “you’ll have to pay for this in your next life or in future interactions” and i think it’s just reaaaalllllyyyyy harmful for kids to experience like i dont think it teaches responsibility i think it teaches fear of mistakes because regardless of how merciful you as an adult think your god is, kids will not think like that. like idk. im sure theres good religions that handle this better but speaking from my standpoint i never found a religion that made me feel safe and Human until i got older. even now that im like a buddhist im still like “yeah but what if this religion based in being cool and kind winds up fucking me over because karma doesnt think im the same person i think i am”. idk im like traumatized from christianity tho so this isnt a good opinion for other religions so i guess this is about christianity sorry guys im not deleting this whole paragraph though.

-i think relationships in media need to fucking get away from “crazy insane medical professional who tortures people”. i dont think i need to write an essay on this. i dont understand why people keep making this archetype when it usually winds up being thinly veiled fetish torture porn for the first person this particular character interacts with and doesnt kill. like maybe its okay for strictly horror films but i really cannot wrap my head around why people keep using this trope, it’s lazy and uninspired and feels like the biggest cop-out of a character. like, you can make someone with baseline similar characterization but to put them in a place of forged authority to do whatever is just uh.....lazy....and it winds up being really gross really quick. this isnt strictly abt cicciolata or w/e his fucking name is but hes the first character beyond like idk jigsaw that i can think of so this is all his fault now. fuck you you stupid ugly bitch. be in a horror movie if you want to act like this. god. it is like better than Doctor Man With Psychosisisisissis!!!!!!!11111! because at least theyre being ugly as fuck on their own but ohhh mannnnnn you guys went to like. editors and whatever and they thought it was a good idea? we have to destroy all media and start over because these new archetypes SUCK.

-this kinda goes with my christianity rant but like i think....like i wish some form of black mirror existed where kids were independent from their parents personal opinions and there was like a thing that you could see when you were a kid that says “THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE THIS IS AN OPINION” when ur parents say some dumb racist/phobic shit because like literally parents are socially-acceptably brainwashing their children into having the same ugly ass outdated opinions and it fucking sucks. i dont think kids should have to listen to their parents opinions i wish there was a cool fucking Opinion Free Zone where nobody can tell you a religion is wrong or a race or identity is wrong because fucking yikes.

-also i wish every employer was like lgbt friendly and not “at will”??? idk how its 2019 and we still have fucking people getting fired for zero reason other than theyre not cishet and their boss like has some irrelevant problem like theyre a cheap fucking asshole who doesnt want to pay them like i wish every employee had a Book of Rights thats non-negotiable and if you as an employer overstep those rights you get murdered like im being for real like if youre a fucking piece of shit i want you dead why would you exist in a capitalist state where you have to have a fucking job to live and then fire someone for a reason that isnt real. fuck.

#personal #thanks for coming to my ted talk

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adhdusagi · 5 years

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Princess Tutu episodes 14-end

I watched the entire second half of the series in one day because I make good life choices

Previously on Princess Tutu Watch:

Okay I can get back to Tokyo Mew Mew now

+++++++++++++++++++

It was a lie, I could NOT

EPISODE, UH, FUCK……… 14! - The Raven

asdklsdhflhdl (google docs stop capitalizing my keysmashes) they’re bringing back “once upon a time there was a man who died”!!!!!! Honestly that might be one of my favorite lines in this whole show

Gotta love the sarcasm in “and they lived happily ever after”

The theme song…… it’s so good

Oh nooooooooooooooo

This scene is literally just the “I’ve got a headache that comes and goes” meme

Fakir you complete dork. You’re all dorks

“Princess Tutu and a crocodile are totally different” you tell ‘im, Mytho

Duck speaks so much more regularly than the other main characters? I mean, there’s Fakir over there like “Shall we go?” and Duck saying things like “I’m gonna be late!” and using “like” and “stuff”... I mean, I know this is the dub, but

Duck why are you using Fakir’s dumb excuses omg

Lilie is just the personification of my negative thoughts

BUT WHAT DID MYTHO TELL FAKIR

Awwwwwwww Duck, no

They’re in a terrifying Raven Dimension with like, ominous music and people wailing in the background and meanwhile Kraehe and the Raven are just having like, a normal conversation

Also, are the white feathers supposed to be like, what’s trapping the Raven there?

Duck please

Wait, Princess Tutu transformed on her own!

Episode 15 - Coppelia

Also, watching Fakir try and fail to stop Mytho from jumping out the window is Pain

Lilie you are a Strange Child

STEALTH DUCK RETURNS!

Oh no?? Fakir doesn’t want to get Mytho in trouble???

alsdfksfh the entire student population is Here For The Drama

Duck don’t yell in the library

Fakir just doesn’t make good decisions

Oooh that doesn’t look good

Sad Kraehe Theme Alert

You “just happened” to do a lot of things, Lilie

Omg Lilie “Want to just happen to go see?”

Rue just shows up to trash talk Fakir for a minute and then leaves

I say as if I’m not in So Much Pain

Yeah! Every single time Princess Tutu transformed in the first season, it was because Drosselmeyer said something, but now she’s transforming on her own!

Oh no Mytho

Also I like how Tutu doesn’t just flat-out say “you don’t actually love him” and instead is just like “how about you try doing things you enjoy with the guy you like instead of giving him Your Actual Heart”

Episode 16 - The Maiden’s Prayer

Wait is Angry Narrator back or did the other narrator just regain the heart shard of Withering Scorn?

Lilie isn’t even interested in the love triangle, she just wants Duck and Pike to fight

Is that Goatette

“So pretty…. What? Oh yeah I meant the flowers of course haha” Duck

Such a serious child

“Love only me, hate everyone else”/“The prince who loves me and me alone”

This child is amazing

It was such a good decision to give Fakir a little sister. A good decision for everyone involved

aslfsdjhklgdlghdjghfdklkdkalh Kraehe told him that Duck would suffer if she knew what was happening with Mytho so Fakir isn’t going to tell herrrrrrrrrr Fakir please don’t internalize that!! You are breaking my heart sir

Oh my god it wasn’t Goatette it was the sloth

*The Can Can plays loudly over a sloth just kinda hangin out*

Episode 17 - Crime and Punishment

This may or may not have been the last episode I watched the first time I watched this show?

“Eyes of truth” huh?

This dumbass child

Femio, from the other side of the school grounds: “DID SOMEBODY SAY ‘PRINCE’????”

What the Fuck are you doing with your hands, kid

Why are you a cow

Honestly as over-the-top as Femio is he is also simultaneously the most realistic middle-schooler in this entire show

Oh my god he’s on probation

I’m sorry I’m just talking about Femio but he’s hilarious

Truly a Grade A Idiot

What is he even doing with his life

I’ve become Lilie

These characters have emotional crises over people saying the stupidest things and tbh I relate to that

Oh dear!

The thing is, Femio would be really annoying in real life, but in a tv show he’s just amusing

Rue’s FACE, she’s so done

I like how Duck can tell which building Rue’s in just by the amount of crows around it

Tbh all the students probably have noticed what’s going on, they just think it’s some kind of weird performance art thing. Wouldn’t be out of character for this school

Fakir and Uzura really are siblings, I love this

The best part about this episode is it’s this completely ridiculous person unintentionally getting in the middle of everybody’s emotional issues

“I feel kinda like something happened, and kinda like it didn’t” Duck you are absolutely correct

And of course the Aquarium is good once again

Episode 18 - The Wandering Knight

Incidentally, how old are these kiddos? We know Mytho is older than Duck, so Fakir and Rue probably are too?? But like, probably only by a year? Who even knows what their actual ages are

I mean, Duck is a duck so

It’s! The trees from the opening!

I don’t know if I’ve asked this before, but why does Fakir have a horse?

Oh my god Lilie

Can everybody STOP picking on Fakir for being afraid to die? He is 14, leave him alone

Ahiru is trying so hard to be helpful, give her a chance Fakir

Once again Rue shows up to get in a burn on Fakir and then leave

I swear every time the Aquarium plays in this show

Oh noooooooo Ruuuuueeeeeeee

Literally Protect All Of These Characters

Save These Children From Their Own Emotional Issues

FAKIR PLEASE

Pride is absolutely the worst feeling Mytho could get back right now?

“There’s something sinister going on that I’m not a part of!” And that really gets to you doesn’t it Dross. I bet it’s really… grinding your gears!!!

(why do I feel so proud of insulting a fictional character)

Episode 19 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Wow we really are starting this one off on a sinister note (it’s Drosselmeyer’s revenge on me for that pun)

Of course he can’t tell you, he doesn’t fuckin know what’s going on

Fakir please stop basing your entire identity around being a knight

Oh no, Mytho’s regained the heart shard of Basing Your Entire Identity Around Upholding A Role

I wonder if Hermia being tall is like, a meta Shakespeare joke, cause in the play Helena’s really tall and Hermia’s really short, but in every production I’ve seen it was the other way around

Rue stop projecting your insecurities onto your boyfriend

Ohhhhhhhh dear

Finally someone tells all the crows hanging around to shut up

Oh my god she really is super tall

Or Ahiru’s just super short

I am learning so much about ballet mimes

Cool bird shadows

Whoa, different raven background. And the Raven isn’t speaking with him this time? What does it mean

On no, Tutu

Hahaha oh no

Aaahaha they’re the same

THEY EVEN DO THE SAME ARM-FLAILY THING

Episode 20 - The Forgotten Story

ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE FAKIR’S SAD BACKSTORY EPISODE

Raetzel: *walks in*

Uzura: And where do you fit in the shipping chart, ma’am

THIS is a High Quality Directatorial Decision

Oh no Duck. oh no she’s so earnest nooooo

It is just Extremely Wrong to see Mytho dancing to something besides Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

Mr. Cat can hear the word “wedding” from three floors up

Oh my GOD they put broken heart stickers on the window

I mean, I say they but we all know it was Lilie

Again, Duck knows exactly where shit’s going down just because that’s where all the crows are

Oh no!

Everybody needs to stop giving Fakir shit Right Now. Everybody needs to stop thinking it’s a bad thing that Fakir didn’t fucking Die, and that includes Fakir OKAY????

I’ve been thinking… Raven Mytho keeps saying things like “people only want love because they want to be loved” and I wonder… if that was sort of his experience as a prince. Or maybe I’m just getting this mixed up with Utena lol. But it does seem like a genuine issue he has as opposed to just something he says to manipulate people. Hm.

Episode 21 - The Spinners

Every time the narrator says “once upon a time there was a man who died” I Will Flip

Duck tries to lean nonchalantly against a door, it goes about how you’d expect

Duck that’s not how writing works (ughgfjdghskjkgf my pain)

AW NO

Oh no Duck is too relatable

UUAAAAAA TREE GHOST TREE GHOST

“Follow my every order and be prepared to die if you should fail” it’s almost like you WANT me to hate you. FAKIR DOESN’T NEED THIS

See Duck agrees with me

PETITION FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE FAKIR THE FUCK ALONE THAT MEANS YOU TREE GHOST

Ohshit it’s that old guy from the bookshop???

Uzura is NOT “unrelated”, obviously she is Fakir’s baby sister

“I’m just watching again” oh no Duck

Autor what the Fresh Heck are you doing to Fakir

YOU ARE NOT FINE?????????

Honestly Fakir needs to get in touch with his emotions, not get sleep deprived and hallucinate in a field

This tree is saying things Edel said??? Was Edel made from the wood of this tree?????? Oh my god???????????

Anyway that was Intense

Listen, Raven Mytho has real issues and you can fight me on this

Ah, I see Dross is practicing the time-honored authorial tradition of “If the Story Isn’t Working, Hit It With a Wrench”

Episode 22 - Crown of Stone

But who’s going to protect Fakir huh? Answer me that, Duck

One big-ish happy familyyyyyyyyy

I needed this life advice tbh

Aaaaaah Uzura’s talking to Rue!

“Are you the Rue we’re worried about?” I love how she just included herself in that

Autor, I’m……. not sure you want the tree ghost cult to acknowledge you

Uhm, I’m pretty sure Autor doesn’t fit into the shipping chart and I think Uzura would agree with me

Ah fuck!!! Fakir turn around

Wait it’s an owl on a grandfather clock?? Is that actually a thing? These watchnotes are coming full circle

“I want people to love me, but is it okay to just be loved?” yep, the prince is having issues

Autor, I’m pretty sure Ahiru is figuring all that out right now

And like, the Book Men totally know it too, so

HOLY CRAP THIS SEQUENCE

AND THE MUSIC THE MUSIC IS PERFECT

SKLAFDJKVHFJK;JKLSdf;DSLKJFAKSDAKFJHFKLJJFGKLHGJFHSDLJ

I love this show

EPISODE 23 - Marionette

OH! OH! IT’S THE MUSIC EDEL ALWAYS PLAYED BUT SPED UP! That’s actually kinda creepy!

Anyway now I know why I’m so protective of Fakir, we’re both writers who can’t write anything

Oh noooooooooooo Rue

Oooooooooooh don’t like that

Ruuueeeeeeeeee please don’t stab your boyfriend we’ve been over this

Incidentally, hulu needs to quit it with these bogus commercial placements

Drosselmeyer: How dare you try to resolve your emotional problems!

Dross that’s called character development

Hahahaha joke’s on you Dross!

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I! LOVE! THEM!

No of course your heart is lovey-dovey Uzura! Your heart is the lovey-dovey-est!!!

Incidentally, Autor is That Guy who says just because you haven’t finished/published anything you’re not a Real Writer. And he is Wrong

Episode 24 - The Prince and the Raven

Okay, just from this title I know I won’t be able to handle this

THIS ISN’T EVEN THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE

YOU ARE HITTING ME WITH ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN WHO DIED RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE I CANNOT BELIEVE

Okay but and then this story explains all of Raven Mytho’s emotional issues as well???

*sigh* Autor……. Fakir literally just told you his motivation is to protect people and you’re still going on about controlling the fates of all mankind… are you sure you’re not Drosselmeyer’s direct descendent?

Rue don’t go into the crow building

Honestly I’m still dying over the fact that you can tell where things are happening purely based on which building all the crows are at today

Tiny Rue is breaking my heart

UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TINY RUE IS DOING BALLET

Omg Rue in the beginner’s class!

Oh noooo Uzura’s saaaaad

I KNOW I’ve heard this songgggggggg

THAT WAS A BIT OF THE FOSSILS FROM CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMALS???

Okayokayokay so it’s not Carnival of the Animals but DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS it’s another piece by Saint-Saens and DO YOU KNOW what that piece is called????? fuckin Danse Macabre!!!!! I am immediately filled with a sense of foreboding!!!

The music choices in this show are going to destroy me one day

HOLY CRAP????

I can’t believe so goddamn much happened in this episode???

Episode 25 - The Dying Swan

I’m not rrrrrrrrreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Not even the narrator’s obvious disappointment in Drosselmeyer can give me solace

Oh my god so is the Drosselmeyer we know just a character in Dead Drosselmeyer’s story?

I think it’s a testament to this story’s power that I’m having so many emotions about it even though I know what’s going to happen? Like, some stories, reading the summary is pretty much the same as hearing the story, but Princess Tutu is not one of those stories

Like I just overcame my social anxiety to ask my roommate to be quieter, that’s how good this story is

Aaaaaagh Rue’s change from saying “you love me” to saying “I love you” my HEART

Oh shoot! Mytho’s angry! I thought one of the gate heart shards might be anger

Oh my god Autor literally no one cares what TEA Drosselmeyer drank look at Fakir he’s so done

Aaaaaaaa ohno

EVISCERATE HIM FAKIR

Holyshitholyshitholyshit

Okay but see the lake is outside the city so Dross just took some random normal duck and plunked her down in his fairytale town and that’s why like, a cat teacher seems weird to her because she’s not from inside the story

OH NO THEY’RE PLAYING THE SWAN BUT THIS TIME IT’S RUE

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fuck OFFFFFF

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s the sword birds

excUSE you Dross, the knight has NOT “long been useless”

Episode 26 - Finale

I can’t believe after 9 years I’m finally going to finish watching this show

Okay it’s happening

It begins and ends with “once upon a time, there was a man who died”, the absolute most perfect first line in the history of first lines and you can fight me on this

Okay I’m already almost crying just from the theme song, like the Tchaikovsky fits perfectly into it? I’m gonna sing it

I’m just screaming???? They’re all in distress

BUT DUCK IS NOT GOING TO GIVE IN TO DISTRESS

RUE IS THE SWAN

DUCK DECIDES TO WRITE HER OWN STORY AND THE MUSIC FROM THE END OF THE THEME SONG STARTS PLAYING MY HEART

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

IT’S ALL THE PEOPLE SHE HELPED

THEY ARE PLAYING THE THEME THAT PLAYS WHEN DUCK IS HAPPY

FUCKING -- AND YOU HIT ME WITH ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN WHO DIED NOW

LOOK! LOOK THE SCENERY OUTSIDE THE TOWN FADES IN

I watched it.

#princess tutu watch #i still cannot believe

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aiverzone · 3 years

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the wrong latitude , the right longtitude

i am potentially settling my future on a permanent track. a track that will just revolve around its own axis, no excitement, nothing new, just the same thing going on and on and on and on.

today’s thought to ponder: can believing “i can do it” change something?

this semester of my college life struck me hard with the reality that i am “academically stupid”. i think i used a harsh term but this academe pushed me to think that way of myself. every week, the subjects REQUIRE recitations in class. i understand that it’s a voluntary thing, but i am placed in a set of people who are ALSO hesitant to speak out which leaves the teachers no choice but to call names. my mind quickly thinks of leaving the virtual meeting, but i always opt not to because it won’t do me a favor of “learning”.

recitations are the easiest way to assess my knowledge. it really squeezes the thoughts in me. and the thing that i hate the most is if i am being asked a question that demands a factual answer. here’s the thing: i grew up to be a person who easily forgets things especially lessons. i grew up to be a person who does not find time to read articles of latest news and issues. i grew up to be a person who does not digest random facts that i see online. and when the teacher asks me something that i must “naturally” know because i underwent JHS and SHS already, im gonna freak out so badly that i just try my best to answer no matter how stupid my answer could be. in the end, all i could say is “sorry, maam/sir.”

let’s go back to being “academically stupid”. i hate quizzes, i hate recitations, i hate the school process. but i hate them because i mentally suck at it. even though this thought haunts me every time, i always come down to the deepest layer that’s inside of me. i may be a lozer for academic things but i excel at one thing the most: creativity. i have been commended a lot of times for my creativity and it’s always my strength that i could use anytime. what sucks the most is that i am in the course wherein it’s all black and white. there’s a blueprint of everything that this course demands and you can never alter it because it’s already there and you just have to be that robot following all the rules that this course implemented. i can never splash arrays of colors on this course to make it a comfortable world for me. i can never escape my way out carrying buckets of paints. it’s when my creativity is trapped. can being a creative person get me out of this academe successfully? NO. it will still demand great knowledge for me to pass.

i’m really tired of trying my best to grasp concepts. grasping concepts is such a weakness of mine. in the end, all i could say is “i can do this.” but will it change a thing? maybe yes on a personal scale but it won’t change anything in the outside world. my course will still be that grayscale world that a colorful person won’t fit in. i’m willing to go to great heights and be as creative as possible, learn so much new tricks in art... but i am stuck on a single path that may potentially determine or set how my future will go. i know that i can surpass this challenge but i’m tired of letting myself believe that “i can do it”. can the world give me a chance to live my life where i don’t have to try to encourage myself because i really can do it?

i’m stuck yet here i am constantly feeding my brain with pills of “i can do this.” i hope it helps me. best of luck!

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wild-bloggerss-blog · 6 years

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Cover Letter and Resume

March 15,2018

The Manager Ace Centerpoint Inc. Roxas Street City of Koronadal,South Cotabato

Sir/Maam;

Greetings!!

I’ve heard that you are in need of applicants in your department in your establishment. I am Jessa Mae Paunil Pino, 16 years of age and a resident of Blk. 3 Antipolo Street, City of Koronadal. I am willing to train and work over-time if needed. With the skills in computer and good communication ability I can assure you If given a chance, I believe I can be an asset in your company.

Attach herewith is my resume for further information. I am willing to come at any convenient time in your good office.

Respectfully yours,

Jessa Mae Paunil Pino

Applicant

RESUME:

Jessa Mae P. Pino

Antipolo Block 3 Brgy. G.P.S.

Koronadal City, South Cotabato

09481409475

[email protected]

OBJECTIVE:

To be able to post in a firm that appreciates individual skills and offers opportunities to enhance my abilities to be a more competitive and productive individual.

Profiles:

Address: Antipolo Block 3 Brgy. G.P.S., Koronadal City, South Cotabato.

Sex: Female

Age: 16

Birthday: June 27, 2001

Birthplace: Koronadal City, South Cotabato

Citizenship: Filipino

Religion: Catholic

Civil Status: Single

Language Spoken: Ilonggo/ Cebuano/Tagalog/English

Parents:

Father: Joevic J. Pino

Occupation: Painter

Mother: Jenelyn D. Pino

Occupation: Housewife

Educational Background:

Primary- Marbel 1 Central Elementary School (M1CES)

Domingo St., Koronadal City, South Cotabato

(2012-2013)

Secondary- Koronadal National Comprehensive High School(KNCHS)

Rizal St., Koronadal City, South Cotabato

(2016, 2017)

Tertiary- Hotel Restaurant Management-Ramon Magsaysay Memorial Colleges-Marbel Branch

knowledge ans Skills:

-Self-motivation.

-Data Analysis

-Copywriting

-Foreign Languages

-Accounting

-Computer Languages

-Graphic Design

-Planning / Event Planning

-Bookkeeping

Honors and Awards:

-National Merit Award, or National Merit Commended Scholar.

-President’s Award.

- National Honor Society or subject-based honor society.

-Scholastic Arts and Writing Awards.

-Science Olympiad.

-Winner of regional or national science fair or academic competition.

-Recognition from national language exams (i.e. National German Exam).

-AP scholar.

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silverbluedust · 4 years

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Life and Heart Update

Life is but, unfair?

How have I been for the past few weeks? Well, a bit unwell. Like a bit sick. However, manageable. Just maybe tired of what life has served. Well, update? Just recently, probably I guess 2 weeks ago? One of the persons I know who work at City Hall approached me. She said, “Hi Mel, kamusta ka?” Of course I said I am okay and blaaah. “So musta ang work ta? Pwede kana ka transfer?” I just smiled and nodded. “When matapos ang contract? Kay need ko gid tani sa position ni manang mo. Ikaw gid tani ang akon nga gina eye.” She added. I can’t move my lips and don’t know what to say by that time. “Basta ha, this March gid ko tani gaka kinanglan sa imo.” I smiled at her and said, “Maam may college ko until May pa matapos. Pangamuyuan ko na ah.” “Huo dai, need ko gid bi subong in replacement kay manang mo.” “Yes Maam ah, mangamuyo ko para sini.”

I wasn’t prepared for that conversation. After 2 days, I just got home and my uncle who works there as well approached me, “Mel, ano na to kuno hambal ni Maam mo? Kay si SP Rivera and ma back up sa imo kon ano man gid. Ari ya kaisa lang ni. Matapos na term ni nila, ano pa ginahulat mo. Ako mapasa sang imo nga application letter kag resume.” “Aw, sige to ah.” I wasn’t ready again for that. My mind isn’t sure and so is my heart. I love teaching and I am more comfortable with me seeing myself studying and growing in the academe. Hays. Opportunity is knocking, what am I doing?

Probably, if ever I tell you a secret right know, you would really say that I am that stupid. So stupid and bobo. When I learned that I wanted to teach, I pursued it and it became my passion. I wanna do it more often and maybe for a lifetime. On the other hand, I do have dreams, for my parents and even for my future family and guess what? I couldn’t make that dream happen if I stay where I am now, as what they say. “Dira ka? Maano kada? Indi ka katipon.” I know my salary isn’t that much, but at times I think it’s enough. Well, maybe wouldn’t if I will have my own family someday. (Para sakon ha.) Hay, I am torned between my passion and my dreams. You wanna know my secret? Here it is. People have always been asking, even I, I usually ask myself, “Mel, what makes you decide to stay?”

First and foremost, I love teaching already. I love studying and I love learning. I always do. Second, I am more comfortable with set up of a private school, honestly. Facilities, students and the setting, everything in it. Third, my peers, my friends and colleagues, I love our eating and bonding relationship. You know the last one? This is crazy and stupid. What makes me stay? You. Him. Stupid! Right? Although he really is not the sole or biggest among my reasons but, argh! Stupid. So stupid. This person doesn’t even care about my existence. There really is in me that wants to stay because you are still there. That feeling that even though you don’t really like me, my existence, my whole being and everything, and even when there is no single chance that I will be able to utter hi to you again, but here I am having this force in my heart that wants to stay, even if it will never give benefit in me. Sad and stupid but, that’s what love is right? I mean no, this is madness! Such a fool and stupid teacher I am. I am badly into the thoughts of really quitting my job for I guess this will lead things to an end, like my feelings. Well, maybe soon. Soon. Nahuya and natahap. These are the exact words why I can’t even utter a single word or take a step in saying hi. I know what would be your response, “Ano ni siya ya?” I really know how would you react. No reaction, no reply and that blank stare are already forms of reply. Too bad I always get that from you. Kahaladlukan sang mga panulok mo. Always nalang kusmod, which always make me think you really loathe my presence, haaaaay sorry na sir. Nainit ko ah. My feelings are pure, my heart is pure and yet indi pwede. I hope I will be able to forgive myself and be able to set it free from my madness towards you, I promise you that. I know this is what you want, I know that your gestures or even your rejections simply mean, “I am not for you. I can’t reciprocate what you feel. I can’t love you back. I DON’T LIKE YOU.” I promise that one day I will be able to say hi to you and make sure that I have moved on.

Thanks to Scl and Jz who would always scold and at times insult me, “Feelingera, indi kaya gusto ni crush mo. Wag umasa, kaluoy man. Manug laon!” Okay lang na at least diba they are honest with me. They even promised to always make a way that I don’t get the chance to talk to you because, they know that you loathe me and you don’t want to ever talk to me. I understand, because I also know you don’t want to.

Please do understand that I exist, and I will exist for another few months. You know if ever you are sick of my appearance and my existence you can always tell my friends and others, I bet Scl and Jz would be a better pick, please tell them that you really are loathing and hating me so that I would plan beforehand to really pursue that offer in that government office.

PS:

Gusto taka bugnuhon ah, gusto ko gid mangayo sorry. Pero wala ko kabalo kon diin ko mastart kag paano ko magstart. Basta nahadlok ko kag nahuya. Gusto ko magsorry man lang, pero gina punggan ko nila. Indi sila gusto, kay nanamian na sila mag insulto sa akon. Wala nana sila karon sunlugon. Nahuya ko kag natahap sa imo nga presensya. Wala gid ko may mahimo basta makita taka. Sir, sorry ha. Gusto gusto ko gid mag sorry sa imo, kaso indi ko kabalo na kung paano. My lips are glued and my feet leads me somewhere else instead. Tani kon maghalin man gid ko, if ever our paths will cross, tani may courage na ko mamugno. Sorry haaaa. YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY PRAYERS.

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