Sirius would love punk /rock old music
And GODDAMIT IF I DIDN'T MAKE A PLAYLIST FOR THE MAN I LOVE-.
Enjoy.
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*barty and sirius in azkaban*
barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet
sirius: nothing can break me
barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth
sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them
barty:
sirius:
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beating the 'sirius is a twink' allegations
new watermark because im insecure
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@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request
James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-
Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?
James: But Mum! I love him!
Effie: I was talking to Regulus.
James:
Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else
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James is biggest wolfstar shipper, Remus is biggest jegulus shipper and Regulus is biggest rosekiller shipper
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Sirius: I know you snuck out last night to see my brother James!
James’ subconscious: play dumb!
James: who’s James?
Subconscious: not that dumb!
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[texting]
Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU AND MY BROTHER??
James: WE’RE FUCKING
James: GETTING [not delivered]
James: DRINKS [not delivered]
Sirius: IM SORRY WHAT
James: WAIT [not delivered]
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST STARTED
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Sirius finding out , from someone else, about James and Reg dating after they break up and being FURIOUS. Not because they were dating or even because his brother is heartbroken or because his best friend is also heartbroken, but because they're perfect for each other and the secrecy is what they ended it over.
Cue him and Remus playing matchmaker and never letting them know he knows about their false start. (Until he drunkenly confesses at their wedding)
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sirius: *lying on remus* tell me a secret, moons
remus: okay, listen regulus and james are dating like 3 months
sirius: ...
sirius: well, enough secrets
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i just know that reg and sirius steal each other clothes to the point they don't know whose was it originally 😫😫 wish i could
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Perhaps I'm just uncultured, but why has no one ever done Sirius finding out about jegulus because he's been sneaking visits with Reg as Padfoot?? Like Sirius is just laying there in animagus form with his head on Reg's lap while he does his homework, and Reg has no idea, and James is sneaking over to say hi and ask if they're still on for tonight, and he and Padfoot just lock eyes
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captain lupin got in trouble
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sirius: i love you, bro
james: bro :( i love you
*meanwhile*
reg: youre a goddamn wanker
rem: and youre a fucking bastard
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Regulus: I am at a loss for words!
Barty, voice over: Despite being lost for words, Regulus yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰
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